The colloquy of William Noble

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called William Noble and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: Trying to find soul mate
  • On: Nov. 17, 2018, 9:59 p.m.

Hey there,Finding the right man often is too tough for me.Becasue I am very afraid of to be misleaded by my partner.But now my intuition told me that I should try to find someone via the InternetMy name is Kira, I am single now.My relatives say Im quite good at cookingMay I know how old are you where are you fromSend me a letter please [email protected]!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Trying to find soul mate
  • On: Nov. 18, 2018, 8:54 a.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

William Noble
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Only looking for a serious relationship with an honest man
  • On: Dec. 23, 2018, 9:13 p.m.

I'm sick and tired of males that can't stop playing head games,I'm sick and tired of waiting for a guy to end my unhappiness and that's why I'm writing to you.I'm the one taking the first step because your adult dating site profile seemed too perfect to be true.Are you actually real?P.S. I'm forwarding you my recent photos to prove that I'm a real person as well – https://drive.google.com/open?id=1MHdgsrIeD3-WN28I5EzTSE44dPq72-eA

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Only looking for a serious relationship with an honest man
  • On: Dec. 24, 2018, 8:51 a.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

William Noble
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: You are in my area! telephones Let's meet up!
  • On: Dec. 24, 2018, 8:28 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: You are in my area! telephones Let's meet up!
  • On: Dec. 25, 2018, 7:49 a.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

William Noble
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Can you text me telephones? Handle a lewd gal!
  • On: Dec. 25, 2018, 8:59 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Can you text me telephones? Handle a lewd gal!
  • On: Dec. 26, 2018, 1:27 a.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

William Noble
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Wanna naughty odd rendezvous telephones tomorrow, I mean it!
  • On: Dec. 26, 2018, 8:14 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Wanna naughty odd rendezvous telephones tomorrow, I mean it!
  • On: Dec. 27, 2018, 8:07 a.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

William Noble
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Major relationships are boring? telephones Wining and dining? Ain't everybody got time for dat!
  • On: Dec. 27, 2018, 6:25 p.m.

You were madly in love with that girl and then she dropped ya?Ain't gonna be like this with a miss like me. We'll play it by our rules.Who needs that crap anyway?We'll take it easy, chill, and just have all the fun we want.Discreet and casual, guy! We'll just do it when we both are in the mood.When in the saucy flirty mood I mean!A steamy night in is on its way, just view my mind-lowing pics and sms me telephones right now… https://drive.google.com/open?id=1XRpSqT42FzbjBR81g0zAvgnjatFxllfn

Spammer

  • Subject: Finally spotted you! telephones Remember me?
  • On: Dec. 27, 2018, 9:06 p.m.

We used to entertain some time ago and you told you'll stay available.I had to change my profile and lost contact with you.See my latest profile with old and new nude picsand I'll add you to friends.Or you can message me telephones https://drive.google.com/open?id=1_e0jGGNCQpVGKudeYKaW8TqhwaAYfIHVSee you!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Major relationships are boring? telephones Wining and dining? Ain't everybody got time for dat!
  • On: Dec. 28, 2018, 2:25 a.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

William Noble
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: A meeting with a married chick, telephones how about that!
  • On: Dec. 28, 2018, 8:08 p.m.

I know, you're probably thinking she's deranged.But hey what's out life without a bit of jolly.I thought I'd go online and find a hot stud just like youand add that very spice to my life.But you shouldn't be caring about this.What you really need to consider is all my candid and playful personal photos I got on my page https://drive.google.com/open?id=1Ce9oYjRIES_E4bPPfMZiX-XX8Dh5pHIi.Seriously, would you resist a dame like that?

Spammer

  • Subject: Thrilling night with telephones two hot women online
  • On: Dec. 28, 2018, 8:42 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: A meeting with a married chick, telephones how about that!
  • On: Dec. 29, 2018, 7:16 a.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

William Noble
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: I've got something for you, remember me?
  • On: Dec. 29, 2018, 6:50 p.m.

It's been a long time ago just to make sure that you know who I am? view my profile.Ive got new and old crazy pics there https://drive.google.com/open?id=1Hnw1IN-XpAg-bCI11BwmR3oFpixOjgB5 , those that you enjoyed most.Let me know when you a're there!

Spammer

  • Subject: I can easily be your perfect match, find out now!
  • On: Dec. 29, 2018, 8:45 p.m.

Do you believe that somewhere out there there's that special someonewho is your perfect match in any smallest thing?I'm sure I can be your lucky match.Don't take my word for it, see my details https://drive.google.com/open?id=1Yz8BYXLJuFeqt6jcRPNUNgGG6ZH8lnyY and some ardent photographs right here,I posted them just an hour ago.I am so fed up with having nobody around,I'll try real hard to be your perfect one!Who knows, I can literally be next door to you right now.And just dream up what can occur next!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: I've got something for you, remember me?
  • On: Dec. 30, 2018, 3:10 a.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

William Noble
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Looking for foxy personals just for the pictures? How about mine?
  • On: Dec. 30, 2018, 6:12 p.m.

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Spammer

  • Subject: Feel a regular relationship is too much trouble? Me as well!
  • On: Dec. 30, 2018, 8:37 p.m.

Honestly, who has the time and the nerves for this relationship stuff today?I know I don't. But there is something I do have a need for!You may have guessed already lol.Let's drop all this responsibility stuff and just have a arousing time.No need to be anxious about giving me jewelry or remembering my birthday.Good old-fashioned joy between the sheets, that's what I'm crazy about!See my totally naked pictures here https://drive.google.com/open?id=1Qerll-MjkLTy4qaiCkjb7hXRtSpemVE2 , let's make this happen!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Looking for foxy personals just for the pictures? How about mine?
  • On: Dec. 31, 2018, 4:41 a.m.

Hi,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

William Noble
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Have a look at the recent dirty photos in my profile!
  • On: Dec. 31, 2018, 8:22 p.m.

You know, I caught a glimpse of you online and could not help texting you. How I wish I could to make friends with you.Have a look at my profile https://drive.google.com/open?id=1lWKPYVpKTb1QdahqbFZml6bObt1yNFaK with new dirty videos and do not hesitate to tell me how you find me!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Have a look at the recent dirty photos in my profile!
  • On: Jan. 1, 2019, 7:34 a.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

William Noble
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hey there, lover. Lonesome? I'm totally bored, let's hang out!
  • On: Jan. 1, 2019, 9:33 p.m.

You see, it's all the same stuff for me.I wake up, I do my job, then I go to my place bla bla.I just thought, damn, I'm too pretty to blow my life so!So right now I'm up to just about anything fun.I got a new profile right here, I hope we click together andyou know, you could be in for some really seductivetime you'll be telling your palsabout haha.we'll see how it works out! https://drive.google.com/open?id=1tqsxLw5U7ZXaVuCuu6Q80Kx2vY0IlzFh

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hey there, lover. Lonesome? I'm totally bored, let's hang out!
  • On: Jan. 2, 2019, 2:33 a.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

William Noble
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: A partner to film me naked is in need
  • On: March 19, 2019, 7:08 p.m.

Hey, Im CharlotteI like shopping not putting on panties and I looking for a manwho can make photos of me when I try on some cloth.I didnt find any partner at my place thats why I want to get acquainted with a lad from a big town.Its not a problem for me to come to your city and you and I go outdoors to make secret topless photos.You can take a look at my hidden pics here https://drive.google.com/open?id=1te9RE5RLlnMVkc1qznpp1BxIbVipG7s9Hugs!

Spammer

  • Subject: Ask a good mate for casual meeting
  • On: March 19, 2019, 11:01 p.m.

Greetings, My name is Stephanie.I am OK now but feel a bit bored becauseIve been out of relationships for six monthand dont want any complications now.I only trying to find a new boyfriend.If youre dare enough to get in touch with a strange girl, brunette and freeso check my page. I upload my recent pictures here https://drive.google.com/open?id=1FW2emfxs6yBL1RNOBAXvgDrJU0RePIJwHugs!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: A partner to film me naked is in need
  • On: March 19, 2019, 11:22 p.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

William Noble
CEO, MNesty, LLC