The colloquy of Emily Jordan

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Emily Jordan and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: Can I Send You a No Cost Surface Contact Pressure Sensor Film Sample?
  • On: Dec. 22, 2016, 8:49 p.m.

Dear Engineer:

If you have two surfaces that come in contact in your application or
process you’ll be interested in our tactile pressure indicating sensor
film. This paper thin sensor is simply placed between contacting surfaces
and by changing color, can instantly display and permanently record how
pressure is being distributed. Similar in concept to Litmus paper, the
color change is directly proportional to the amount of force applied and is
quantifiable. Common applications include lamination presses, bolted or
gasketed interfaces, heat sealing, clamping, heat sinks, nip rollers, and
impact measurement.

*If you would like a free sample of our tactile pressure sensor to test**,
please reply to this email and I will send one to you immediately.

Bill Ebner
Sensor Expert
300 Madison Ave
Madison, NJ 07940 USA
p1.973.560.9092
www.SensorExpert.com <http://www.sensorexpert.com/

P.S. Request a sample by the end of this week and we’ll provide 30
free minutes of technical support for your application.

*some exceptions do apply (bna)

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Can I Send You a No Cost Surface Contact Pressure Sensor Film Sample?
  • On: Dec. 22, 2016, 8:49 p.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Emily Jordan
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: FW: Can I Send You a No Cost Surface Contact Pressure Sensor Film Sample?
  • On: Dec. 23, 2016, 5:18 p.m.

Dear Emily,

Thank you for your interest in our pressure indicating sensor films. I will need to confirm three pieces of information in order to send out the sample to you:

1. Please confirm your application.
2. What is the PSI range at the contact surface you will be testing on? (Please keep in mind that the free samples are 3”x3” but we do have larger sections for sale).
3. What is your mailing address? (we usually ship samples via US mail but could ship samples via Fedex or UPS if you provide your account number).

Looking forward to your response,

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: FW: Can I Send You a No Cost Surface Contact Pressure Sensor Film Sample?
  • On: Dec. 23, 2016, 10:25 p.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Emily Jordan
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Pressure Film Follow Up
  • On: Dec. 28, 2016, 3:40 p.m.

Dear Emily,

I'm following up with you regarding your interest in our pressure film. Can
you possibly let me know how we can assist you with your inquiry? Are you
looking to purchase the material or for a film sample?

Can you also please provide me with your contact information, company name,
address, phone, etc.?

I look forward to hearing back from you.


Spammer

  • Subject: Pressure Film Follow Up
  • On: Jan. 5, 2017, 8:55 p.m.

Dear Emily,

I am contacting you in regards to our Surface Profiler pressure film that
you inquired about some time ago. I wanted to follow up with you and see if
you were still interested in testing out this product. Would you be able to
get back to me with the status of this? If you would like a free sample, all
I need to know is the application and PSI range, and I can get it sent out
to you promptly.

Looking forward to your response.


Spammer

  • Subject: Pressure Film Analysis Options
  • On: Jan. 9, 2017, 4:10 p.m.

Emily,

I wanted to follow up with you in regards to your inquiry about our pressure
indicating sensor film. This film can be analyzed with a simple color chart
or analyzed with our advanced optical Topaq pressure film analysis system.

Here are some Topaq pressure film analysis options below:

1. You can send the images back to us for the analysis for a per image
fee.
2. You can lease the Topaq system with 100% of the lease price applied
towards the purchase of the system in 2017.
3. You can purchase the Topaq system (great rebate available before
years end).

Please contact me directly to order any more pressure film or discuss the
proper analysis option for your application.

<http://www.sensorprod.com/topaq.php?mcode=tqs0412>
TopaqR Advanced Pressure Analysis System

Now you can determine exactly how force is disbursed across two mating or
contacting surfaces in any process or assembly.

The TopaqR Advanced Pressure Analysis System displays pressure magnitude and
distribution in easy-to-interpret statistical and visual formats. Used in
conjunction with
pressure indicating film, Topaq enables the user to detect pressure
inconsistencies
through fine details heretofore impossible to view.

TopaqR is available for lease or purchase.

<mailto:[email protected]?subject=Demo%20Request%20-%20tqs0412>

Sensor Products Inc., USA - Vadim Shalyt Tel: 1(973) 428-8985 -
[email protected]

<mailto:[email protected]?subject=Unsubscribe%20%20tqs0412>

Please contact me DIRECTLY for BEST Prices, Delivery, Service & Expert
Advice.

Spammer

  • Subject: RE: FW: Can I Send You a No Cost Surface Contact Pressure Sensor Film Sample?
  • On: Jan. 12, 2017, 6:39 p.m.

What is your business?

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: RE: FW: Can I Send You a No Cost Surface Contact Pressure Sensor Film Sample?
  • On: Jan. 13, 2017, 3:14 a.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Emily Jordan
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: RE: RE: FW: Can I Send You a No Cost Surface Contact Pressure Sensor Film Sample?
  • On: Jan. 13, 2017, 1:58 p.m.

My address is in my signature.

What did you need an offer on?

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: RE: RE: FW: Can I Send You a No Cost Surface Contact Pressure Sensor Film Sample?
  • On: Jan. 13, 2017, 9:37 p.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Emily Jordan
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: RE: RE: RE: FW: Can I Send You a No Cost Surface Contact Pressure Sensor Film Sample?
  • On: Jan. 13, 2017, 9:43 p.m.

What sensor are you looking for and psi range?

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: RE: RE: RE: FW: Can I Send You a No Cost Surface Contact Pressure Sensor Film Sample?
  • On: Jan. 14, 2017, 12:04 a.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Emily Jordan
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: FW: Can I Send You a No Cost Surface Contact Pressure Sensor Film Sample?
  • On: Jan. 14, 2017, 12:42 p.m.

Emily,

Can you please tell me what you are interested in?

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: RE: RE: RE: RE: FW: Can I Send You a No Cost Surface Contact Pressure Sensor Film Sample?
  • On: Jan. 14, 2017, 7:37 p.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Emily Jordan
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: FW: Can I Send You a No Cost Surface Contact Pressure Sensor Film Sample?
  • On: Jan. 14, 2017, 10:40 p.m.

Emily,

I am not sure if this is a real inquiry or not. You are a logistics company, what do you need our products for?

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: FW: Can I Send You a No Cost Surface Contact Pressure Sensor Film Sample?
  • On: Jan. 15, 2017, 9:27 a.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly?

Emily Jordan
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Can I Send You a Tactile Pressure Indicating Film Sample?
  • On: Jan. 26, 2017, 6:35 a.m.

Dear Emily:

If you need to monitor how two surfaces contact in your application or process, you’ll be interested in our tactile pressure indicating sensor film. This paper thin sensor is placed between contacting surfaces and by changing color, can instantly display and permanently record how pressure is being distributed. Similar in concept to Litmus paper, the color change is directly proportional to the amount of force applied and is quantifiable. Uses include analysis of composite layups, lamination presses, bolted or gasketed interfaces, heat sealing, clamping, nip rollers, heat sinks and impact measurements.

If you would like a free sample of our tactile pressure sensor, please reply to this email and I will send one to you immediately.

Bill Ebner
Sensor Products Inc.
300 Madison Ave
Madison, NJ 07940 USA
1.973.560.9092
www.sensorprod.com

P.S. Request a sample by the end of this week and we’ll provide 30 free minutes of technical support for your application. (spf)

Discontinue contact with me.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Can I Send You a Tactile Pressure Indicating Film Sample?
  • On: Jan. 26, 2017, 1:20 p.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Emily Jordan
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: RE: Can I Send You a Tactile Pressure Indicating Film Sample?
  • On: Jan. 30, 2017, 5:04 p.m.

What is the application you have in mind?

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: RE: Can I Send You a Tactile Pressure Indicating Film Sample?
  • On: Jan. 30, 2017, 9:19 p.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Emily Jordan
CEO, MNesty, LLC