The colloquy of Patrick Briggs

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Patrick Briggs and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: YOUR Special weight loss offer today only!
  • On: Oct. 2, 2018, 3:06 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: YOUR Special weight loss offer today only!
  • On: Oct. 2, 2018, 3:06 p.m.

Hello,
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Patrick Briggs
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Merchant Source -get the Working Capital you need to fuel your business ūüöÄ
  • On: Oct. 12, 2018, 11:20 a.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Merchant Source -get the Working Capital you need to fuel your business ūüöÄ
  • On: Oct. 12, 2018, 3:31 p.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Patrick Briggs
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Do you want to visit me?
  • On: Nov. 9, 2018, 11:39 p.m.

Hey. My name is Isabella!
I have long wanted to write to you, but I was afraid!
So, I decided to write. Be kind, do not reject me.
I have sexual fantasies.
You take me by the neck and throws it on the bed.
Then take off his pants, take me by the hair and forced to suck dick!
As I sucked, you put me on all fours and start to fuck in the ass.
I scream since this is my first anal!
But you do not sympathize with me and you begin to enter more deeply into me.
Then you end in my mouth with the words "Good, bitch?"
I really want to perform them with you!
With me you can contact by phone number.
I indicated it in my profile: _Izabel546
I will really wait for your call.
With love, Isabella!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Do you want to visit me?
  • On: Nov. 10, 2018, 2:18 a.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Patrick Briggs
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: I hope we will get to know each other better.
  • On: Nov. 17, 2018, 8:25 a.m.

Hello I'm Kelly. I live in the next town from you.
I found your email on a dating site. It was written
what are you looking for a girlfriend I want to invite you to meet.
For a good evening together. I'm sure you're a man in bed.
I live alone. You can come to me. Or I to you.
I also have a profile on this site.
There is everything about me. Even the address where I live.
If you're interested, you can call me.
Here is my "Open" profile. On this site I found your profile.
Waiting for an answer, a call, you can write to me in whatsapp.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: I hope we will get to know each other better.
  • On: Nov. 17, 2018, 6:49 p.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Patrick Briggs
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: I hope you will reciprocate.
  • On: Nov. 22, 2018, 2:50 a.m.

Hello, do not be afraid!
I have long wanted to write to you, but I was embarrassed.
My name is Angelica, you are, I hope you remember me.
We intersected with you on the street several times.
I wanted to come and offer you, but I'm very shy.
So I have a proposal to have sex.
Many times I have represented us in the bed and in different poses.
I live alone, you can do it in my home.
You can contact me only by phone.
You can find my number "HERE"
After registering in the search enter my nickname.
Here is my nickname: Little_Lups26
I'll be waiting for your call!
Have a nice day!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: I hope you will reciprocate.
  • On: Nov. 22, 2018, 12:21 p.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Patrick Briggs
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hello!!!
  • On: Nov. 25, 2018, 8:36 p.m.

Hey.
I am Alysa.
I am looking for a man for pleasant meetings.
I haven't had a relationship with a man for a long time.
I want you to fuck me hard in my tight holes for a long time. Sucking and playing with my big tits.
I want to wrap my legs around your head and sit on your face so that you lick my sweet delicious pussy. I want to climb on your huge dick,
then get down so you fucked my throat. Ruthlessly pounded my tight pussy into oblivion. Then you put your cock in my ass and relentlessly banging her,
until I can walk again. And shoot your cum deep in my ass. And then I will suck your dick so that it is clean.
If you are interested in sex with me, then call me and we will arrange a meeting. I can not leave you a number here in the letter, because perhaps you are not interested.
You can see my profile on the site. My nickname Alysaxn There are a lot of my private photos and my phone number. I will hope that you call me.
Do not reply to this email, as I wrote to you from your work email address.
In the hope that you call.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hello!!!
  • On: Nov. 26, 2018, 1:02 a.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Patrick Briggs
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Good afternoon
  • On: Dec. 4, 2018, 4:56 a.m.

[title]Gruss!! Wie geht es dir??
Freunde nennen mich Tatjana. Ich habe Ihre in ein Heiratsagentur abgewinnen. Neulich habe ich auflosen, die Dienste eine Braute Agentur im globale Netzwerk zu ausnutzen..
Ich traume kennenlernen eine ernster Mann fur eine Aufbau einer gemeinsamen Zukunft.
Ich hoffe das du daran mochte, unseres Bekanntschaft fortsetzen!! Gefallt du mein Bild?
Mogen du meine Gestalt? Falls Sie wunschen, kann ich du mehr von meinen Aufnahme schicken!!
Ich sehr hoffe, Sie bist nicht Weirdo und du wirst mich kein nach bloss Photographies fragen.. Ich bin eine anstandige Frau, und ich werde nie nackten Fotografies senden..
Ich muss wieder sagen, was ich nur an einer serios Einstellungen will!
Ich bitte dich schreibe mir mehr uber Ihre Hobbys.. Wie heisst du?
Wo bist geboren du? Wie Alter bist sie das? Ich werde auf dein Schrift abwarten zu meiner E-Mail [email protected] !
Tatiana.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Good afternoon
  • On: Dec. 4, 2018, 11:44 a.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Patrick Briggs
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: How is your life
  • On: Dec. 17, 2018, 3:27 p.m.

[title]How do you do?
Hope, you have a nice day!
I am Ok, because I can write first letter to you!
Okey, My name Iryna, I am 33,
I live in Kyiv city the capital of Ukraine, but I don't have prince in real life. And what about you?
My friends say about me, that I am energetic girl. I have many friends, but they are only friends.
I searching a serious relationships.
I have many interests. We can speaking about our interests and more, if you will answer to my letter.
I will send you my picture, hope you will like my pic.
Please answer soon! I will be wait your message on my Email: [email protected]

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: How is your life
  • On: Dec. 18, 2018, 3:12 a.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Patrick Briggs
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Ich freue mich schon auf deine Antwort!
  • On: Dec. 22, 2018, 12:16 p.m.

[title]Welche Art von Eis bevorzugst? Ich habe eben einen Plombier mit Erdbeermarmelade
gegessen. Das ist mein Lieblingsessen von su? Nachtisch. Entschuldige, dass ich vergessen habe, dich zu begru?en. Ich hei?e Elena.
Ich bin 41 Jahre alt. Ich komme aus. Wie klingt dein voller
Name? Ich habe eine Fahrlizenz und ich
fahre einen Wagen mit Vergnugen.
Ich bin ein Fan von Retro-Autos. Ich mag Freizeit im Freien verbringen. Ich mag
reiten. Die Pferde sind
wundervolle Tiere. Sie haben sehr. Hast du das bemerkt? Im Winter laufe, im Sommer fahre ich Fahrrad. Ich und habe viele Stadte besucht. Ich habe, Europa zu besuchen. Ich brauche einen. Ich
will die Einsamkeit loswerden und
einen guten Mann finden, den Schmerz des Zusammenlebens teilen. Ich schatze in einem
Mann Bewahrtheit, gegenseitiges
Einverstandnis, Rucksicht und
Anstand, Uneigennutzigkeit und Kompromissbereitschaft.
Wenn dir gefiel, was ich geschrieben
habe, und du anknupfen mochtest, schreibe mir,
und wahrscheinlich bin ich derjenige, nach dem du so gesucht hast. Ich Brief freuen.
schreib mir eine email [email protected]
Alles Gute, deine neue Freundin Elena.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Ich freue mich schon auf deine Antwort!
  • On: Dec. 22, 2018, 9:37 p.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Patrick Briggs
CEO, MNesty, LLC