The colloquy of Eric Gordon

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Eric Gordon and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: [info] requirements
  • On: Dec. 8, 2016, 6:47 p.m.

Let us help you close the deal, we provide private money for most
projects. If you're a broker then we'll make sure you get your comm.
Send a scenario or summary in your reply now and let's see what we can
do for you.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: [info] requirements
  • On: Dec. 8, 2016, 6:47 p.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Eric Gordon
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Let's get YOUR deal funded
  • On: Jan. 11, 2017, 12:02 a.m.

I have a network of over 2,500 private lenders and fund managers on file. If you have a deal you can't get funded through your usual channels, why not send me your scenario and I will show it to a compatible lender who will contact you to do the deal. I only deal with reputable lenders who can fund up to 95% LTV, can lend between $200K-$100M and can fund any kind of commercial or residential project. They do not require any upfront fees whatsoever and broker commissions are 100% protected. Just reply to this message with a brief scenario outlined and let me find you a lender who will fund your deal.

Thank you.

Rob.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Let's get YOUR deal funded
  • On: Jan. 11, 2017, 6:29 a.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Eric Gordon
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Let's get YOUR deal funded
  • On: Jan. 13, 2017, 1:36 a.m.

Do you have any scenarios right now? I can get my people to have a look
and get back to you with some solid numbers. Let me know.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Let's get YOUR deal funded
  • On: Jan. 13, 2017, 12:12 p.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Eric Gordon
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Let's get YOUR deal funded
  • On: Jan. 13, 2017, 2:54 p.m.

What doesn't fit in your budget? I haven't asked you for any money, I'm
confused.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Let's get YOUR deal funded
  • On: Jan. 13, 2017, 7:26 p.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Eric Gordon
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Let's get YOUR deal funded
  • On: Jan. 14, 2017, 12:05 a.m.

Hi Eric, did you have scenarios you want me to present to my lenders or
were you looking to get on our list of lenders so we can send you
scenarios on a regular basis? Or maybe you would like to sign up for
both? Let me know.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Let's get YOUR deal funded
  • On: Jan. 14, 2017, 11:05 a.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Eric Gordon
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Let's get YOUR deal funded
  • On: Jan. 14, 2017, 7:31 p.m.

Send me your loan criteria docs and I'll get you added.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Let's get YOUR deal funded
  • On: Jan. 15, 2017, 7:25 a.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Eric Gordon
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: touching base
  • On: Jan. 31, 2017, 6:49 p.m.

I just wanted to touch base with you to see if you still needed our assistance closing any deals. We represent a very large network of direct lenders who mostly fund all deals internally. Broker commissions are always completely protected. If you have anything, please go ahead and send it over and we will have it reviewed by one of our lenders who will get back to you with terms and numbers in about 24 hours. You can find out more about how we work or submit a scenario online here http://lenderreferralnetwork.com/.

Feel free to contact me with any questions or concerns.

Thank you.

Phil Stewart

LenderReferralNetwork.com http://lenderreferralnetwork.com/

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: touching base
  • On: Feb. 1, 2017, 2:10 a.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly?

Eric Gordon
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: touching base
  • On: Feb. 1, 2017, 7:55 p.m.

Hi Eric, please visit our website for details:
http://lenderreferralnetwork.com

Let me know if you have any questions or concerns.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: touching base
  • On: Feb. 1, 2017, 11:09 p.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Eric Gordon
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: touching base
  • On: Feb. 1, 2017, 11:33 p.m.

No, just the website I'm afraid. Our concept is pretty straight forward,
we basically supply leads to brokers and lenders at no charge until a
deal is closed. You can join as a member and we'll send you scenarios
and you can also submit scenarios that you need funded and we'll match
you up with a lender who you will deal with directly.

Let me know if you have any other questions or concerns.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: touching base
  • On: Feb. 2, 2017, 4:44 a.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Eric Gordon
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: touching base
  • On: Feb. 2, 2017, 4:20 p.m.

Yes our website.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: touching base
  • On: Feb. 3, 2017, 12:30 a.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Eric Gordon
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: touching base
  • On: March 2, 2017, 10:04 p.m.

I just wanted to touch base with you to see if you still needed our assistance closing any deals. We represent a very large network of direct lenders who mostly fund all deals internally. Broker commissions are always completely protected. If you have anything, please go ahead and send it over and we will have it reviewed by one of our lenders who will get back to you with terms and numbers in about 24 hours. You can find out more about how we work or submit a scenario online here http://lenderreferralnetwork.com/.

Feel free to contact me with any questions or concerns.

Thank you.

Phil Stewart

LenderReferralNetwork.com http://lenderreferralnetwork.com/

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: touching base
  • On: March 3, 2017, 1:51 a.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Eric Gordon
CEO, MNesty, LLC