The colloquy of Joseph Bird

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Joseph Bird and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: Last Chance
  • On: Nov. 25, 2016, 7:56 p.m.

Hello,
I hope you are doing well!
I Am Not sure you have received my last email if you missed its.
We are, offering Mobile App and web Design Development Services, with a modest rate.
We have over 8+ years of experience & 400+ satisfied clients in US, UK Canada & Europe. Etc
1. iOS App Development.
2. Android App Development.
3. Mobile App layout and UX design.
4. GPS/Location based Applications.
5. Mobile Software Development.
6. Custom App Development.
7. Mobile Web Development, Mobile App Testing.
We believe in quality of work and customer satisfaction, hence we offer a set of flexible pricing models to our customers.
If you are interested, please share your requirements along with your Phone number or Skype ID so we could assist you with our best approach.
I’m waiting for your reply.
Kind Regards
Rony Pol
Business Development Manager
Note: If You are not interested so please revert back “Remove” Subject Line.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Last Chance
  • On: Nov. 25, 2016, 7:56 p.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Joseph Bird
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Hi Joseph-
  • On: Dec. 1, 2016, 2:24 p.m.

Hi Joseph,

Sure, please share your business website so based on that I can share my inputs along with findings and suggestions for further consideration.

I am looking at https://www.mnesty.com/ , Is this your operation business website? Please confirm and I can provide you with further details.

Let me know if you need any further input from my end. I am available on Skype/Phone for quick communication. Looking forward.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hi Joseph-
  • On: Dec. 1, 2016, 7:51 p.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Joseph Bird
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Hi Joseph-
  • On: Dec. 1, 2016, 7:55 p.m.

Ok, please confirm if that’s the website which needs to be upgraded and I can provide you with my inputs and proposal to take this forward.

Also, please confirm if you are available on Skype/Phone for quick communication.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hi Joseph-
  • On: Dec. 1, 2016, 11:01 p.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Joseph Bird
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Hi Joseph-
  • On: Dec. 2, 2016, 2:40 p.m.

Hi Joseph,

Sure, you can add me to your Skype contact- ashish.webmobril. You can always ring me on my direct number - +91-9818013708. You can also share your details with me so I can reach you for quick call.

Our hourly prices for website design and development services are USD 10 per hour only. In order to provide you with a firm quote/proposal. Kindly share more details and we can go from there.

Looking forward.

Regards,
Ashish Sharma
Business Development

WebMobril Technologies Private Limited
Ph : +91-9205617627
Skype: ashish.webmobril
E-mail: [email protected]
Web : www.webmobril.com

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hi Joseph-
  • On: Dec. 2, 2016, 8:42 p.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Joseph Bird
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Hi Joseph-
  • On: Dec. 2, 2016, 8:44 p.m.

Hi Joseph,

Sure, you can add me to your Skype contact- ashish.webmobril. You can always ring me on my direct number - +91-9818013708. You can also share your details with me so I can reach you for quick call.

Our hourly prices for website design and development services are USD 10 per hour only. In order to provide you with a firm quote/proposal. Kindly share more details and we can go from there.

Looking forward.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hi Joseph-
  • On: Dec. 2, 2016, 10:06 p.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Joseph Bird
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Hi Joseph-
  • On: Dec. 3, 2016, 8:09 a.m.

We can look into it. It would be great if you can share more details. I will be in better position to share our best quote only once we have detailed specs from your end.

Let me know. Looking forward.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hi Joseph-
  • On: Dec. 3, 2016, 8:29 a.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Joseph Bird
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Hi Joseph-
  • On: Dec. 3, 2016, 8:35 a.m.

Hi- You can have a check on some of our recent work which we had delivered for our esteemed clients.

What makes up unique- the way we look at client’s business and requirement is what I feel makes us unique from competitors. We are here not just to do business but to also strengthen our business relationship with prospects.

Let me know if you need any further input from my end.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hi Joseph-
  • On: Dec. 3, 2016, 10:37 a.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly?

Joseph Bird
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Hi Joseph-
  • On: Dec. 3, 2016, 10:47 a.m.

Ok, so basically we design and develop websites, mobile apps and digital marketing services.

We are offering you services for same and if there is any need, we can assist you accordingly.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hi Joseph-
  • On: Dec. 3, 2016, 3:12 p.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Joseph Bird
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re:Tackle Show of \"Good Friday
  • On: April 6, 2017, 10:47 a.m.

Hi,

How are you doing?

We hope that you are participating in ?Tackle Show of "Good Friday Offer"?. Hope to have great time for you.

We are a Web and App Developing company, and few of your counterpart are our clients. While working for them, we found your information. Our clients who are participating in this Tackle Show, they are adapting new technologies and expanding there reach.

Do you have a moment this week for a conversation? I think there?s a way for us to do some business together and perhaps create a significant revenue stream for you.

When is a good time for me to call you?

Kindly share your Skype/Phone to have more words on that.

Best regards,
Rohan Web,

P.S. To unsubscribe from future mails (i.e., to ensure that we do not contact you again for this matter), please send revert E-mail with ?remove please? as subject

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Re:Tackle Show of \"Good Friday
  • On: April 6, 2017, 12:23 p.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Joseph Bird
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Follow Up Mail
  • On: April 9, 2017, 8:23 a.m.

Hi,

Just wanted to check, have you checked my previous e-mail?

Do let me know if you would like to discuss iOS App Development and Android application development then I can send you our Portfolio/Packages (low Cost)/Company information and time frame.

Thanks & Regards,
Ankit Web,
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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Follow Up Mail
  • On: April 9, 2017, 12:07 p.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Joseph Bird
CEO, MNesty, LLC