The colloquy of Kimberly Howe

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Kimberly Howe and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: ***SPAM*** Dear Heavenly Chosen
  • On: Dec. 16, 2016, 5:12 p.m.

From Mrs Ambra Cressac
Abidjan Ivory Coast,
West Africa

Dear Beloved

I am Mrs Ambra Cressac ,an aging widow suffering from long time illness. I have some funds I inherited from my late husband, 5.4M USD, the sum is in one of the prime financial house here.

I needed a very honest and God fearing Person that will use the fund for God's work, I found your contact from the internet and decided to contact you.
Please if you would be able to use the funds for the Lord's work without attaching personal interest, kindly reply back immediately for further details,so that i can give you complete and detailed information regarding my inheritance,myself and documents of the fund .

Please in case you see this message in your bulk folder,move it to your inbox and reply me because it is as a result of bad connection here ,thank you. If you are interested and convinced to work for God and humanity, contact my private email adress for more details : [email protected]

Yours in the Lord,

Mrs Ambra Cressac.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: ***SPAM*** Dear Heavenly Chosen
  • On: Dec. 16, 2016, 5:12 p.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Kimberly Howe
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Dear Heavenly Chosen
  • On: Dec. 16, 2016, 8:26 p.m.

Dear Kimberly Howe,

Thank you for your accepting and replying for my humble request from you.
To answer your question,I am Mrs Ambra Cressac. I am from Ivory Coast in
West Africa. Right now,i am admitted in a hospital here in the city of
Abidjan and has been diagnossed of cancer to my left breast. I am here
taking treatment since few days.

But when my husband was alive,although we have no child of our own,we
agreed to use some of our wealth for the service to humanity. But
unfortunately,my husband died few year ago during the political war here.
After his death,his brothers and relatives treated me badly to the extent
of forcing me to drink water used to birth my late husband.That is the
treatment usually given to widows of Africa.

But without them knowing,my husband deposited this amount in a bank
specially for this project and now,he is dead and i am seriously sick here
in hospital,that is why i contacted you. All documents relating to the
money is with me here in hospital. If you will handle this humanity work
with fear of God,i am ready to hand you over everything because,i am not
sure about my tomorrow.

If you are interested,i will like you to send me some of your contact
information so that i know you and present you to the bank as my chosen
foreign trustee to my inheritance in the bank. I will tell you more about
myself and the money when i receive your reply.

God bless you and i wait your reply soon.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Dear Heavenly Chosen
  • On: Dec. 17, 2016, 3 a.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Kimberly Howe
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Dear Heavenly Chosen
  • On: Dec. 20, 2016, 1:37 p.m.

My dear,

I am from Ivory Coast. Happy christmas and new year in advance,some time in
ones life,while some will be laughing and enjoying,some will be crying in
deep pains,as my case is right now.

As i am writting you my message now,i am on my sick bed here in hospital as
a result of cancer,but the worst is,the doctor have told me that i will not
last longer.

I have an inherited fund deposited by my late husband before he died few
years back but before his death,we have planned to use the money for
charity work after we have lived as husband and wife for many years without
a child of our own.

Please,if you can help me with the execution of this project,i am willing
to put everything in your hand because my days is numbered,according to
doctor.

Please get back to me so that i will give you more information,

Spammer

  • Subject: Dear Heavenly Chosen
  • On: Jan. 12, 2017, 11:22 p.m.

My dear Kimberly Howe,

Am happy for your return message.Please i want you to take this serious.I
am not well now. I have no online information because,am not good to
internet.It is with help of nurses here in hospital after am express to
them my desire.But am waith all document proof of my inheritance.They are
in my hand bag and am with it here in hospital to avoid wicked people
knowing.If you do this work of charity,you will not regret,only heaven know.

Am wait your urgent reply so am will show you my proofs. Thanks

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Dear Heavenly Chosen
  • On: Jan. 13, 2017, 12:57 a.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly?

Kimberly Howe
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Dear Heavenly Chosen
  • On: Jan. 13, 2017, 5:20 p.m.

My Dear Kimberly Bowe,

Thank you for your acceptance to assist me actualise my dream.First,let me
introduce myself to you. I am Mrs. Ambra Cressac from Cote Divoire by
marriage,West Africa as stated above. I was born on the 27 th of February
1958 and grew up as a trader until I met my husband who was a Cocoa Trader
and an Ivorian. We got married and lived happily together but had no
children.

This never bothered us as we were good and devotted Christians and never
blamed God for that. Three years ago, I lost my husband as a result of man
inhumanity to his fellow man. His death was the beginning of my unfortunate
trouble. I had to undergo a lot of ritual procedures based on tradition by
his family members to find out if I had a hand in his death. Part of the
ritual was that,i was forced to drink water from his dead body.

It is a common thing that happens to African Women. This was not enough for
them as all properties belonging to him in my possession were taken away
from me and i was made an outcast. I lived alone for these few years as a
widow with serious agony while praying to the Lord to take charge. Unknown
to his family members, my late husband
had a total sum of $5.4,000,000 USD ( Five Million Four Hundred Thousand
United States Dollars) which he deposited secretly in a suspense Bank
account here.

When he was alive,we 2 agreed to use the money for charity work but now my
husband had died and i am seriously sick and lying critical here in
hospital. I thought it would be good to find someone reliable,trustworthy
and God fearing who could use the money to take care and help the poor and
needy hence my contacting you. I will appreciate if you utilize the funds
properly as instructed. Kindly get back to me as soon as possible so that I
can provide you with the contact information of the bank because i do not
really trust my health and i do not know when my call to eternity will be.
May God
bless you as you take up this opportunity to help the poor and the needy.

Please if you agreed with all your heart to this this work,i am promising
you that everything including documents of the money are with me to let you
know that,the money is our hard gotten money. Kindly send me some of your
information like,

1. Your Full Name
2. Your Country you are born and where you live
3. Your adress of office and home
4. Your Telephone Number and Fax
5. Scan copy of your identity card or driving lincence or international
pasport and if possible,including your photo.

I want me and you to hand bond. I mean,everlasting bond. If i get these
information from you,we will trust ourselves and from that,i will do both
my WILL and Authorisation to your name. You will take total charge of my
inheritance whether am alive or dead. Until i hear from you again,i will
tell you more. God bless

I wait your reply,

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Dear Heavenly Chosen
  • On: Jan. 13, 2017, 8:27 p.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly?

Kimberly Howe
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Dear Heavenly Chosen
  • On: Jan. 14, 2017, 3:02 a.m.

My Dear Kimberly,

How are you,i don't understand your meaning of sentence,after i have told
you all my humble experience in life.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Dear Heavenly Chosen
  • On: Jan. 14, 2017, 9:58 a.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Kimberly Howe
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Dear Heavenly Chosen
  • On: Jan. 14, 2017, 1:22 p.m.

Dear Kimberly,

Although i am in pains but it will please my heart and soul if we can
talk on phone FOR MORE UNDERSTANDING of ourselves. Although the doctor
is against it but i want to hear your voice and you hear my own. My

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Dear Heavenly Chosen
  • On: Jan. 14, 2017, 8:45 p.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Kimberly Howe
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Dear Heavenly Chosen
  • On: Jan. 14, 2017, 10:49 p.m.

Dear Kimberly,

Thanks for your response, for us to begin,i need to know you well and
you know me too,for trust and confidence.I need your information as i
have said before. If i get your information,i will open all thing
about my inheritance and role i want you to play.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Dear Heavenly Chosen
  • On: Jan. 15, 2017, 4:22 a.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Kimberly Howe
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Dear Heavenly Chosen
  • On: Jan. 15, 2017, 5:51 a.m.

Although the doctor is against it but i want to hear your voice and you
hear my own from there,we proceed. My number is +225 46 38 88 78

I wait your phone call.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Dear Heavenly Chosen
  • On: Jan. 15, 2017, 3:30 p.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Kimberly Howe
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Dear Heavenly Chosen
  • On: Jan. 15, 2017, 8:19 p.m.

Thank you very much Mr Kimberly for your kind reply and question.
Honestly,i appreciates,although am on sickbed now but my heart is relaxing
after your good reply to me.Due to my current health situation,i want to
hand you over the control of my inheritance in the bank here for the work
of charity as i have agreed before with my late husband before his
death.That is reason i requested for your full information because,i have
called bank lawyer to help me get an authorisation and my WILL to your
favour.But he needed your information to be used.

I wait your reply as quick as possible.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Dear Heavenly Chosen
  • On: Jan. 16, 2017, 6:24 a.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly?

Kimberly Howe
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Dear Heavenly Chosen
  • On: Jan. 16, 2017, 5:48 p.m.

My dear,please i think i have made myself well known to you and am not
joking.If you want to help,there is no need repeating. Am not well and have
not much time writting. You keep asking me one thing for many times. Am not
sound at all to to be answering questions.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Dear Heavenly Chosen
  • On: Jan. 16, 2017, 11:48 p.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Kimberly Howe
CEO, MNesty, LLC