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Spammer

  • Subject: CSM Training - Accredited by Scrum Alliance
  • On: June 13, 2017, 2:55 p.m.

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  • Subject: Re: CSM Training - Accredited by Scrum Alliance
  • On: June 13, 2017, 2:55 p.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Robert Shaffer
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: PMP Certification course
  • On: Sept. 4, 2017, 1:17 p.m.

Hi Robert Shaffer,

I Hope you are doing well.

We are please to announce the latest set of our Instructor-led Project
Management Professional *(PMP®)* Training
PMP® certification is the world's most popular and sought-after
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*
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* 4 full days Intensive Classroom Training
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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: PMP Certification course
  • On: Sept. 4, 2017, 7:46 p.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Robert Shaffer
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Xebia Training Calendar for Public Batches 
  • On: Oct. 24, 2017, 10:42 a.m.

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  • Subject: Re: Xebia Training Calendar for Public Batches 
  • On: Oct. 24, 2017, 8:43 p.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Robert Shaffer
CEO, MNesty, LLC

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  • Subject: Xebia Public Training Calendar Nov-Dec'17
  • On: Nov. 15, 2017, 10:36 a.m.

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  • Subject: Re: Xebia Public Training Calendar Nov-Dec'17
  • On: Nov. 15, 2017, 8:02 p.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Robert Shaffer
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: RE: Xebia Public Training Calendar Nov-Dec'17
  • On: Nov. 16, 2017, 8:14 a.m.

Hi Robert ,

Greetings from Xebia Academy!

Thanks for showing Interest in Xebia Training

I have shared you our planned training calendar for upcoming months. I would appreciate if you can provide me more details so that can share you course outline, trainer profile and commercials accordingly.

1) The training you are interested
2) No. of participants
3) Preferred location

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: RE: Xebia Public Training Calendar Nov-Dec'17
  • On: Nov. 16, 2017, 4:34 p.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Robert Shaffer
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: The DevTheory Conf'18
  • On: April 12, 2018, 5:02 a.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: The DevTheory Conf'18
  • On: April 12, 2018, 8:08 a.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Robert Shaffer
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Get PMP Certification from industry leaders
  • On: April 17, 2018, 4:33 p.m.

Dear Robert Shaffer,

Hope this finds you well.

Because we work so much within your industry, we constantly conduct
training and certification

programs, usually when that happens, Projects  becomes a priority.
That’s why I thought you

might be interested in finding out how we train_managers to get going
quickly in their new direction

without any of the typical glitches.

If you’d like to learn more, let’s set up a quick call, I will be happy
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Training Features:

* 32 hours of instructor-led training
* 60 days E-learning_access_included
* PMBOK® Guide 6th Edition from PMI
* PMP® Mock Exams and Mock Projects
* Group Activities for better reinforcement
* Industry based case studies
* PMP exam application assistance
* 35 contact hours certificate

Please respond with your interest and feel_free to share the information
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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Get PMP Certification from industry leaders
  • On: April 17, 2018, 7:56 p.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Robert Shaffer
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: RE: Get PMP Certification from industry leaders
  • On: July 31, 2018, 7:36 p.m.

Hi Robert,

Trust you are doing great.

Appreciate your interest to pursue PMP certification training. This is in reference to your email that you sent us today. Attached is the course agenda. Once you confirm I shall send you the sign up link and on completion we will provide you with a courseware for a pre study.

Our website : www.trainerkart.com

Class room training:

Course

Mode of Training

Schedule

Standard Price

Early bird price

PMP

Class room

Aug 28-31,2018

$1,799.00

$1499.00


Class room

Sept 25-28,2018

$1,799.00

$1,499.00

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■ ∙ 32 hours of instructor led training/classroom

■ ∙ 90 Days e-Learning Access Included

■ ∙ PMBOK® Guide 6th Edition from PMI

■ ∙ PMP® Mock Exams

■ ∙ 35 Contact hours certificate

■ ∙ PMP exam application assistance

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Please feel free to revert for further queries. Should you have further clarifications, do reach out to us at 832 548 0612 and we will guide you through on your enrollment.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: RE: Get PMP Certification from industry leaders
  • On: July 31, 2018, 7:58 p.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly? Does it resemble https://photricity.com/flw/ajax/?

Robert Shaffer
CEO, MNesty, LLC