The colloquy of Frank Simpson

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Frank Simpson and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: Re: oil painting from photo
  • On: Dec. 6, 2016, 9:06 p.m.

Our oil painters can turn any photograph and digital image into a handmade
oil painting.

Price depends on the complexity of the painting.

If you have an interest, please send us the image you would like painted
and receive an exact quote.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: oil painting from photo
  • On: Dec. 6, 2016, 9:06 p.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Frank Simpson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Handmade oil painting reproductions
  • On: May 20, 2017, 4:36 a.m.

We offer handmade reproductions of famous oil paintings. The reproduction is a 100% hand-painted oil on canvas painting. If you have an interest in this service, please email us a picture of the famous painting you would like to copy: https://picasaweb.google.com/115979396706419058290?showall=true (https://picasaweb.google.com/115979396706419058290?showall=true) Best regards, David Ancient Art Limited (Handmade oil painting reproductions)

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Handmade oil painting reproductions
  • On: May 20, 2017, 4:15 p.m.

Hello,
Fantastic, thank you. We're interested in proceeding with this pretty much immediately. What are next steps for you?

Frank Simpson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: AW: handmade oil paintings on canvas
  • On: June 21, 2017, 10:11 p.m.

Hello, could you let me know, why you still have not placed your new order ? What has happen? Please let me knwo, thank you very much. Best regards, Leon Ancient Art Limited (Handmade oil paintings on canvas) https://picasaweb.google.com/115979396706419058290?showall=true (https://picasaweb.google.com/115979396706419058290?showall=true)

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: AW: handmade oil paintings on canvas
  • On: June 21, 2017, 11:27 p.m.

Hello,
That sounds like a fantastic offering, can you give me a bit more information on it?

Frank Simpson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: fsimpson
  • On: July 26, 2017, 4:17 p.m.

hello fsimpson, you are our long-term customer, we are happy to inform you that - Today we already added many famous artists into our catalog. Please note that, we are able to copy any famous painting. Our copy is 100% handamde, the medium is oil on canvas. If you would like to get a handmade oil painting reproduction, please email us item number of the famous painting you love. More than 10,000 famous paintings for your selection: https://picasaweb.google.com/115979396706419058290?showall=true

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: fsimpson
  • On: July 26, 2017, 5:45 p.m.

Hello,
That sounds like a fantastic offering, can you give me a bit more information on it?

Frank Simpson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Oil Paintings from Photographs
  • On: Sept. 7, 2017, 6:45 p.m.

fsimpson, do you want to surprise your spouse with a portrait of your wedding photo? Do you Want to surprise your mother with a painting of her favorite pet? We are oil painting artists, we can turn any photograph and digital image into a handmade oil painting masterpiece. We can paint any image, we can paint everything. Our oil paintings are pure handmade. If you have an interest, please email us your digital photograph and you will get our price. David ( Pure handmade oil painting )

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Oil Paintings from Photographs
  • On: Sept. 8, 2017, 3:20 a.m.

Hello,
That sounds like a fantastic offering, can you give me a bit more information on it?

Frank Simpson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Frank Simpson
  • On: Sept. 8, 2017, 10:51 a.m.

Dear Frank Simpson,

Thanks for your email.

1. Handmade oil painting from photo

MediumQuality LevelOriginal Price (USD)Discount Price (USD)Shipping
oil on canvasmuseum quality$245.99$196.79free shipping & handling

Please email us the image you would like painted and receive an exact quote.

2. We can copy any painting.

If you have an interest, please email us the item number of the famous painting.

Famous paintings http://picasaweb.google.com/115979396706419058290?showall=true

3. Sample photos

We're available 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.

Send All Your Emails To [email protected]

Thank you for being a customer,

Leon

ANCIENT ART LIMITED - OWN A MASTERPIECE
Museum Quality Handmade Oil Painting Reproductions

We Can Paint Any Size (Smaller Or Larger Than The Size We Provided)
We Can Paint Any Image
All Shipments Are Hand Delivered To The Address You Provide (Worldwide Free Shipping, No Taxes, No Hidden Fees)
Maintaining The Highest Level Of Quality (Museum Quality)

Email Us Item Number Of Your Desired Painting, We Will Let You Know Our Price.¨‹

Famous paintings http://picasaweb.google.com/115979396706419058290?showall=true

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Frank Simpson
  • On: Sept. 8, 2017, 12:59 p.m.

Hello,
That sounds like a fantastic offering, can you give me a bit more information on it?

Frank Simpson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: you just need to send me a photo
  • On: Oct. 11, 2017, 5:50 p.m.

please let me know, if you need handmade oil paintings.
you send me a photo, we can make a handmade oil painting.
looking forward to serve you.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: you just need to send me a photo
  • On: Oct. 12, 2017, 12:36 a.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, thanks, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? How can it benefit our company exactly?

Frank Simpson
CEO, MNesty, LLC