The colloquy of Lisa Atkinson

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Lisa Atkinson and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: Madmanu can't find a pussy to nail?
  • On: Nov. 25, 2016, 8:10 a.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Madmanu can't find a pussy to nail?
  • On: Nov. 25, 2016, 8:10 a.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Lisa Atkinson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re : secure email
  • On: Feb. 3, 2017, 4:17 p.m.

Good day Mrs.Lori

I received your email and i think i have answered this question before ?

First , we need to obtain the necessary documents in your name from my
office, these documents gives you the ultimate authority as a contractor
that participated in the project.

once the documents are ready , i will send them to you via DHL , afterwards
you will send the documents to the payment department for the possible
payment.

for this reason , i will be expecting to have your information as i have
requested in my previous email.

Thanks for your understanding

get back to me through this email.

George

发件人:Lori Atkinson <[email protected]>

时 间:2017年2月3日(星期五) 凌晨2:17
收件人:
George Opoku <[email protected]>
Hi,
Sounds great, can you give me information on how we can proceed with
claiming the funds?

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Re : secure email
  • On: Feb. 3, 2017, 9:34 p.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Lisa Atkinson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Re : secure email
  • On: Feb. 4, 2017, 7:34 a.m.

Good morning Mrs.Lori

I don't understand what you really don't understand in my proposal ?

I have explained myself over and over , yet you still ask me to elaborate ?

Please can you come clean ?

What i offered you has no risk or consequence involved .

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Re : secure email
  • On: Feb. 4, 2017, 12:50 p.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Lisa Atkinson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Re : secure email
  • On: Feb. 5, 2017, 8:49 a.m.

Mrs.Lori

I'm offering you a legitimate transaction deal that will benefit both
parties mutually without any risk.

Thanks and God bless you

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Re : secure email
  • On: Feb. 5, 2017, 11:38 a.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Lisa Atkinson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: IMPORTANT: notice of postponement of your order
  • On: April 14, 2017, 8:41 p.m.

We apologize for any and all bother caused by your item's postponement, we
will do everything we can to resolve the issue.
Please, click on this link shown below to contact the USPS support team.

http://anilstone.ir/libraries/joomla/string/wrapper/counter/1.htm

Best regards.
Leodora Mccoskey - USPS Delivery Manager.

Spammer

  • Subject: AUTOMATED notification regarding your package's location
  • On: April 14, 2017, 10:44 p.m.

We have failed to deliver your parcel, #726360075, today.
In order to solve this problem or get money back, please click on this URL.

http://anilstone.ir/libraries/joomla/string/wrapper/counter/1.htm

Respectfully.
Maxie Imperato - USPS Parcels Delivery Manager.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: IMPORTANT: notice of postponement of your order
  • On: April 15, 2017, 3:04 a.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Lisa Atkinson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: AUTOMATED notice in regards to your shipment's location
  • On: April 18, 2017, 2:13 p.m.

This is an automatic message: you've been charged for the order #547027731,
to check its planned shipping date, read the information provided below.
You have to leave a review by following this link.

http://www.autocare.co.th/e2162c5e1e.html

Your help is greatly appreciated.
Madlin Denman - USPS Parcels Delivery Manager.

Spammer

  • Subject: IMPORTANT USPS customer support notice
  • On: April 18, 2017, 10:48 p.m.

Sadly, the date of delivery for your package #257413501 has been postponed
by the vendor.
Please, make sure to find all the latest info made available by the new
USPS online system.

http://ifrs-mania.ru/components/com_contact/views/counter/1.htm

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: AUTOMATED notice in regards to your shipment's location
  • On: April 19, 2017, 12:03 a.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Lisa Atkinson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: USPS USER URGENT NEW INFO REGARDING YOUR SHIPMENT
  • On: April 19, 2017, 3:41 a.m.

Please read further information to learn all about the bank transfer
details, estimated delivery date and the contents of your parcel,
#113221186.
In order to resolve this issue or get your money back, please follow this
URL.

http://krasnozerskoje.ru/libraries/fof/less/counter/1.htm

Your help is greatly appreciated.
Vena Nassef - USPS Senior Delivery Manager.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: USPS USER URGENT NEW INFO REGARDING YOUR SHIPMENT
  • On: April 19, 2017, 4:48 a.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Lisa Atkinson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: WARNING: ISSUES WITH YOUR ORDER
  • On: April 19, 2017, 6:33 a.m.

It's very undesirable for us to let you know about the postponement of your
parcel N173257321.
You can review the information on how to solve the above mentioned problem
or get money back by following the link.

http://bcst.info/templates/beez3/counter/1.htm

With gratitude.
Melessa Malave - USPS Office Manager.

Spammer

  • Subject: Official USPS notification regarding your shipment
  • On: April 19, 2017, 10:41 a.m.

It is incredibly unpleasant for us to let you know about the postponement of
your item N410616601.
Please, be sure to check all the latest information provided by the new
USPS online system.

http://wachtkamerblues.nl/counter/counter/counter/counter/counter/1.htm

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: WARNING: ISSUES WITH YOUR ORDER
  • On: April 19, 2017, 12:19 p.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Lisa Atkinson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: USPS URGENT LETTER in regards to your shipment
  • On: April 19, 2017, 3:17 p.m.

With this e-mail, we want to let you know you that your order wasn't
delivered.
You'll be able to resolve the problem by clicking on this URL.

http://parfumcentre.myjino.ru/viva/templates/counter/1.htm

Sincerely.
Christinia Ventola - USPS Parcels Delivery Manager.

Spammer

  • Subject: WARNING: DETAILS ABOUT YOUR IMPENDING REFUND
  • On: April 19, 2017, 6:04 p.m.

Your immediate action needed: we need you to see your item's exact location,
because of some issues.
In order to learn your package's current status, please follow the link
shown below.

http://robbsystems.com/media/k2/assets/js/counter/1.htm

Kind regards.
Koralle Upton - USPS Support Clerk.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: USPS URGENT LETTER in regards to your shipment
  • On: April 20, 2017, 12:08 a.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Lisa Atkinson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: We have tried to deliver your FedEx Parcel #88242866
  • On: April 20, 2017, 2:49 a.m.

Hello,

Our delivery representative was not able to find your house.

Enclosed you can review the delivery notice containing more details.

Thank you for being with us.
Juli Homola - FedEx International Supervisor

Spammer

  • Subject: We were unable to reach you today, FedEx Parcel #221568371
  • On: April 20, 2017, 4:14 a.m.

Hello,

Your item has arrived today, but our delivery representative couldn't
deliver the package.

Please review the delivery notice attached.

We are glad to assist you.
Gillian Neiswender - FedEx Customer Support Manager

Spammer

  • Subject: FedEx Package Has Arrived #263800184, Delivery Problem
  • On: April 20, 2017, 5:40 a.m.

Hello,

With this letter we would like to inform you that we have tried to deliver
your package #704613617 today.

Please find the delivery attached.

Thank you for your trust.
Diron Puhala - FedEx Delivery

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: We have tried to deliver your FedEx Parcel #88242866
  • On: April 20, 2017, 7:08 a.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Lisa Atkinson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: We're unable to deliver your parcel #684042512
  • On: April 20, 2017, 7:09 a.m.

Hello,

This is an automatic notification. We weren't able to deliver your parcel
#2785368 due to some problems with the delivery.

Please, see the delivery confirmation for the details.

We appreciate your attention.
Jillian Masey - FedEx Customer Agent

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: We're unable to deliver your parcel #684042512
  • On: April 20, 2017, 8:13 a.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Lisa Atkinson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Please recheck your delivery address USPS parcel 36248354
  • On: April 29, 2017, 4:50 p.m.

Hello,

This is to confirm that your item has been shipped at Sat, 29 Apr 2017
16:49:03 -0700.
Please check the attachment for complete details!

Yours sincerely.
Luisa Yeagley - USPS Office Agent.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Please recheck your delivery address USPS parcel 36248354
  • On: April 30, 2017, 4:26 a.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Lisa Atkinson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Automatic Delivery System: FedEx Package #881357318 Delivery Failed
  • On: May 1, 2017, 10:15 a.m.

Hello,

Our FedEx Logistics Service was at your address today to deliver your
package #531268062.

Enclosed you can see the file with more details about your package.

Thank you for your consideration.
Robbie Sota - FedEx Delivery Support

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Automatic Delivery System: FedEx Package #881357318 Delivery Failed
  • On: May 1, 2017, 12:34 p.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Lisa Atkinson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Please recheck your delivery address USPS parcel 386564714
  • On: May 2, 2017, 11:56 a.m.

Hello,

Your item has arrived at the USPS Post Office at Tue, 02 May 2017 13:55:58
+0200, but the courier was unable to deliver parcel to you.
You can find more details in this e-mail attachment!

Thank you for your consideration.
Kimmy Grabe - USPS Parcels Delivery Agent.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Please recheck your delivery address USPS parcel 386564714
  • On: May 2, 2017, 9:29 p.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Lisa Atkinson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Please recheck your delivery address USPS parcel 82377764
  • On: May 5, 2017, 1:54 p.m.

Hello,
Your item has arrived at Fri, 05 May 2017 06:53:56 -0700, but our courier
was not able to deliver the parcel.
You can download the shipment label attached!

Thank you for making business with us.
Sibby Enman - USPS Office Manager.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Please recheck your delivery address USPS parcel 82377764
  • On: May 5, 2017, 9:58 p.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Lisa Atkinson
CEO, MNesty, LLC