The colloquy of Cindy Haas

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Cindy Haas and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: Urgent
  • On: March 18, 2017, 11:35 a.m.

I am Robert peters and i have been diagnosed with Esophageal cancer .
It has defied all forms of medical treatment and Right now, I have
only about a few months to live and I want you to Distribute my funds
of fifty-eight million united states dollars to charities. this should be confidential my friend
reply me on the email below if you will help carry out my last wish
[email protected]

yours truly
peters

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Urgent
  • On: March 18, 2017, 11:35 a.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Cindy Haas
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Urgent
  • On: March 18, 2017, 2:50 p.m.

Dear Cindy,
I am most grateful for your response and compassion. I want to believe
that you are a God fearing person, for you to respond to my mail.By
the Grace of God we are going to succeed in this project because it is
100% legal and risk free as this funds were legally acquired by me and
this project is to save the souls of the dying ones,which is Godly.
Due to my ill health I may not be responding to your emails a lot quicker
I know it looks quite weird for me to have contacted you with such a
proposal of this magnitude but my very good friend I consider it as
one of the risks I have to take on earth and I want you to do me a
favor by giving me a benefit of doubt and your assurance that you will
not let me down and I assure you that your participation in this
project will never be a regret to you. I have considered the only last
good deed I can do on earth before I finally pass on to meet our
heavenly father so I want you to please take this project very serious.
When I heard from the doctor that my condition has become so bad, I
had to reach out for a trustworthy and fearing individual that will
utilize this money the way I am going to instruct. as I am currently
undergoing medical treatment.
I want you to claim this funds from the finance company abroad, I'll
instruct the attorney to prepare a letter of authority in your favor
to the finance company, send you the certificate deposit/ slip and
also instruct him to give you the necessary details of how to go about
this mission. I have decided to complete this mission for God before
my death hence i know where i am going. What made it difficult and
worrisome is that my family are not God fearing hence I can not
entrust such money into their hands as I want it to be used to bless
the children of God all around the world.
Thanks for your mail, your mail has relieved me and I pray to Almighty
God with his infinite mercy to reward you. Reply with the following
info to enable my Lawyer prepare the document in your name.
Full names
Address
Direct phone and fax
work/occupation
Age
I.D Card(a copy international passport or drivers license)
I will be expecting to hear from you as soon as you receive this email
Please continue to remember me in your prayers.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Urgent
  • On: March 19, 2017, 12:26 a.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Cindy Haas
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Urgent
  • On: March 20, 2017, 10:54 a.m.

Okay Cindy

I just want this funds to come to you

so you carry out my last

I know you can handle this Cindy

do not let me down.

We employ the use of two attorney

that will draft the legal documents in your name as my
beneficiary/close friend of this funds
so once this is done the bank will transfer to you

let me know if there is anything you will like to know Cindy

yours truly

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Urgent
  • On: March 20, 2017, 1:25 p.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Cindy Haas
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Urgent
  • On: March 20, 2017, 4:41 p.m.

Why Cindy,please you have help me here

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Urgent
  • On: March 21, 2017, 3:15 a.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Cindy Haas
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Urgent
  • On: March 21, 2017, 8:49 a.m.

if you will assist me cindy let me know

do not repeat same thing all thwe time

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Urgent
  • On: March 21, 2017, 11:23 a.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Cindy Haas
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Urgent
  • On: March 21, 2017, 11:35 a.m.

Just tell me Cindy ,are you in the usa ?

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Urgent
  • On: March 21, 2017, 11:48 a.m.

Reply with the following
info to enable my Lawyer prepare the document in your name.
Full names
Address
Direct phone and fax
work/occupation
Age
I.D Card(a copy international passport or drivers license)
I will be expecting to hear from you as soon as you receive this email
Please continue to remember me in your prayers.

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Urgent
  • On: March 21, 2017, 2:39 p.m.

Cindy i appreciate you wanting to help me

but atlease i should have your phone number and country so i can call you

anytime you are free,i believe you are very hard working pretty lady

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Urgent
  • On: March 21, 2017, 3:08 p.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Cindy Haas
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Urgent
  • On: March 21, 2017, 3:40 p.m.

Cindy i ask you this first and you did not give me an answer

over 3 times,you have not answered me

and now you ask me

is not right Cindy or what do you think

what do you mean by poricing model ?

am ill you know that i need your help in carrying out my last wish Cindy

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Urgent
  • On: March 21, 2017, 3:43 p.m.

MY DETAILS ARE BELOW

Name- Robert peters

Address -
36 riversdale road
Ramsgate
Kent

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Urgent
  • On: March 22, 2017, 2:22 a.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Cindy Haas
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Urgent
  • On: March 22, 2017, 7:28 a.m.

Send me your phone number Cindy haas

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Urgent
  • On: March 22, 2017, 5:40 p.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Cindy Haas
CEO, MNesty, LLC