The colloquy of Christopher Reed

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Christopher Reed and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: YOUR LONG OVER DUE FUND
  • On: March 12, 2017, 7:50 p.m.

FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA
COMMITTEE ON FOREIGN PAYMENT
(RESOLUTION PANEL ON CONTRACT PAYMENT)
ABUJA-NIGERIA
http://www.nassnig.org
Our Ref: FGN /SNT/STB Your ref:

I, The Senate Representative ,Federal Republic of Nigeria , DR GREG MARUME
(GCFR)
and the Governor of Central Bank Of Nigeria , Mr. EMEIFELE in
Conjunction with the EFCC Director , MR MAGU, held a meeting
last week concerning contract payment , both foreign and local contractors
and some inheritance funds.

On going through contractors file yesterday, we discovered that your file
was dumped untreated, so at this juncture, we apologize for the delay of
your contract payment and please stop communicating with any office now and
attention to the appointed office below for you to receive your payment
accordingly.

However,I wish to inform you now that your outstanding contract payment is
($15,000,000. fifteen Million United States dollars).

Now you?re new Payment Reference No.-35460021, Allocation No: 674632
Password No: 339331 , Pin Code No: 55674 and your Certificate of Merit
Payment
No : 103 , CBN Released Code No: 0763; Immediate Telex confirmation No:
-1114433 ; Secret Code No: XXTN013, Having received these vital payment
number , therefore You are qualified now to received and confirm Your payment with
the Federal Government of Nigeria immediately within the next week.

We the entire members of the house of senate are using this urgent medium to

advise you to make payment of your GNAB fee of $120 without any further
delay. Be rest assured that our appointment to handle and take care of the
movement of the fund will not be in vain as we are giving you 100% guarantee

to deliver the work as soon as your western union information reach us at
our house email addresses it is not less than 24hours that the order was
placed.
Note that your fund will be free to move from the bank without any delay if
you get the governments non assessment bonds (GNAB) which is $120 only to
make sure that no government monitor or agent can access the fund during the

delivery remittance. You have to get the gnab written on your name and
stamped before the fund credit to your bank account.
This was why we have not approved or sign off the bonds of your transfer
registry today as the bank insists on the GNAB.
Based on these explanations, you are hereby advised to send payment
information of $120 through our direct email address on or before ten
working days.as the closing date placed.
This gnab will show that the transaction was made through the full capacity
of the government and will not be queried for certain circumstance. Use the
information bellow for the payment of the $120 GNAB requirements:
Receiver name: Mr MODESTUS OZOEMENA
location: Lagos- Nigeria.
Text question---gnab,
Answer----final
Bear in mind that this is the final stage of this transfer.
As soon as this is done, it will take only 24hours for the fund to be
credited in your designated bank account, you will be contacted by your Bank
herself.
Best Regards.
DR DR GREG MARUME
Senate Representative
(Federal Republic of Nigeria)

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: YOUR LONG OVER DUE FUND
  • On: March 12, 2017, 7:50 p.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Christopher Reed
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: YOUR LONG OVER DUE FUND
  • On: March 12, 2017, 10:30 p.m.

I got your letter and it is well noted. i am telling you that  i have perfected every plan that will ensure the smooth transfer of the fund into your account the fee we are demanding from you is the refundable security deposit fee which we will use to monitor your fund till it gets to you and the $120 dollars is the only fee which you will pay on this issue' However,I wish to inform you now that your outstanding contract payment is ($15,000,000. fifteen Million United States dollars). Now you?re new Payment Reference No.-35460021, Allocation No: 674632 Password No: 339331 , Pin Code No: 55674 and your Certificate of Merit Payment No : 103 , CBN Released Code No: 0763; Immediate Telex confirmation No: -1114433 ; Secret Code No: XXTN013, Having received these vital payment number , therefore You are qualified now to received and confirm Your payment with the Federal Government of Nigeria immediately within the next week. We the entire members of the house of senate are using this urgent medium to advise you to make payment of your GNAB fee of $120 without any further delay. Be rest assured that our appointment to handle and take care of the movement of the fund will not be in vain as we are giving you 100% guarantee to deliver the work as soon as your western union information reach us at our house email addresses it is not less than 24hours that the order was placed. Note that your fund will be free to move from the bank without any delay if you get the governments non assessment bonds (GNAB) which is $120 only to make sure that no government monitor or agent can access the fund during the delivery remittance. You have to get t he gnab written on your name and stamped before the fund credit to your bank account. This was why we have not approved or sign off the bonds of your transfer registry today as the bank insists on the GNAB. Based on these explanations, you are hereby advised to send payment information of $120 through our direct email address on or before ten working days.as the closing date placed. This gnab will show that the transaction was made through the full capacity of the government and will not be queried for certain circumstance. Use the information bellow for the payment of the $120 GNAB requirements: Receiver name: Mr MODESTUS OZOEMENA location: Lagos- Nigeria. Text question---gnab, Answer----final Bear in mind that this is the final stage of this transfer. As soon as this is done, it will take only 24hours for the fund to be credited in your designated bank account, you will be contacted by your Bank herself. Best Regards. DR GREG MARUME

Spammer

  • Subject: YOUR LONG OVER DUE FUND
  • On: March 12, 2017, 10:31 p.m.

I NEED A PHONE NUMBER TO CALL YOU.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: YOUR LONG OVER DUE FUND
  • On: March 13, 2017, 7 a.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Christopher Reed
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: YOUR LONG OVER DUE FUND
  • On: March 13, 2017, 7:33 a.m.

I got your letter and it is well noted.call me anytime of your wish on this number

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: YOUR LONG OVER DUE FUND
  • On: March 13, 2017, 7:46 a.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Christopher Reed
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: YOUR LONG OVER DUE FUND
  • On: March 13, 2017, 9:31 a.m.

Give your phone number. Greg

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: YOUR LONG OVER DUE FUND
  • On: March 13, 2017, 9:33 a.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Christopher Reed
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: YOUR LONG OVER DUE FUND
  • On: March 13, 2017, 10:02 a.m.

Call me on +2348137878329. Greg

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: YOUR LONG OVER DUE FUND
  • On: March 13, 2017, 1:51 p.m.

I AM READY NOW,LETS TALK.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: YOUR LONG OVER DUE FUND
  • On: March 13, 2017, 5:50 p.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Christopher Reed
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: YOUR LONG OVER DUE FUND
  • On: March 13, 2017, 6:23 p.m.

WHEN YOU SAY SOMETHING TANGILBE I WILL KNOW WHAT TO DO FOR YOU.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: YOUR LONG OVER DUE FUND
  • On: March 13, 2017, 11:34 p.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Christopher Reed
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: YOUR LONG OVER DUE FUND
  • On: March 14, 2017, 6:09 a.m.

DO YOU WANT THIS FUND OR NOT

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: YOUR LONG OVER DUE FUND
  • On: March 14, 2017, 2:03 p.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Christopher Reed
CEO, MNesty, LLC