The colloquy of Clarence Wheeler

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Clarence Wheeler and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: First Page of GOOGLE
  • On: Nov. 25, 2016, 12:24 p.m.

Hi,

This is Alok and I am a web design and SEO expert with some pretty
impressive skills (not to toot my own horn). I was just checking out
your site and it's great, but it can definitely be better and I would
like to help you to improve it. My goal isn’t just to build you a
website, but help you realize your vision for your business. Would you
be interested in getting a proposal for a site redesign or for SEO
services?

Let me know if you're interested. I'd really love to work on your
site. Hope to hear from you soon.
Sincerely,

Alok

Digital Marketing Expert

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: First Page of GOOGLE
  • On: Nov. 25, 2016, 12:24 p.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Clarence Wheeler
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: RE: First Page of GOOGLE
  • On: Nov. 30, 2016, 3:40 p.m.

Hello,

Thanks for your interest in our SEO services.

As per your response, I would like to inform you that we do provide White
Hat SEO Services and our SEO plans based on number of keywords to be
optimized for the website. Please find below costing details of our standard
SEO Plans along with brief information of our process as given in this
email, which includes Onsite & Offsite SEO activities. We have also attached
our past work details in attached SEO case studies.

Kindly note again that we provide 65% guaranteed top 10 ranking (on Google
Page 1) of mutually selected keywords within 3-5 months of time span. All
our SEO packages are based on WHITE HAT SEO Techniques and our most popular
SEO plans are 20 & 40 Keywords Plan.

Please check out words of our clients about our services.

Video Testimonials - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jK8ZdqRANAo


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtHi1UePG_k

Our Standard SEO Packages/Plans:

Standard SEO Packages

Monthly Pricings

10 Keywords SEO Plan -

149 USD/Month (Includes Basic Facebook Marketing)

20 Keywords SEO Plan -

249 USD/Month (Includes Basic Facebook & Google+ Marketing)

40 Keywords SEO Plan -

349 USD/Month (Includes Basic Complete Social Media Marketing)

80 Keywords SEO Plan -

549 USD/Month (Includes Basic Complete Social Media Marketing)

Please visit at www.newmediatrenz.com/seo-packages to review our SEO
Packages in detailed. Currently, we are revamping our website, please check
it out at http://staging77.com.cp-in-4.webhostbox.net/trenz/html/index.html

We would like to inform you that we provide quality & affordable SEO service
to your website. Our SEO solution contains a 360 -560 hours of work, divided
into 6 months as site wide factors, on–page factors and off-page factors
optimization as directory submission, link building, press release creation
and submission, article writing and submission etc along with all modern and
advance SEO techniques.

While Optimizing your website, we will also work with you on:

Ø Increasing Traffic

Ø Improving the Quality of Leads

Ø Improving Sales

Ø Improving ROI

We just wanted to let you know proudly here that we at New Media Trenz
always practice “The Ethical SEO Technique” in all the activities and
deliverable of SEO.

Along with SEO, we will also initiate SMO efforts like:

§ Facebook, LinkedIn, Twitter Promotion

§ Classified Submissions

§ Local Google Listings

§ Forum Postings

§ Profile Creation on Top Social Networking sites

§ Promotion of business profiles on social networking sites

§ Social Bookmarking

If you need any further details then let us know and I will send you soon.

Have a good day!

Narendra Singh

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: RE: First Page of GOOGLE
  • On: Nov. 30, 2016, 6:50 p.m.

Hello,
Sounds great to me. Do you have some hard information about this that I can share with the board?

Clarence Wheeler
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: RE: First Page of GOOGLE
  • On: Dec. 1, 2016, 3:31 p.m.

Hi,

Thanks for the early response.

I have attached our 2 SEO Plans for 40 & 80 keywords for your reference and you can choose any plan to get start promotion of your website.

You can check out all activities which we will be doing to promote your website over the search engines. Also, I have attached a sample monthly progress report so that you can check progress of your website.

Once, you finalize the plan then we will send you a service agreement as well and will proceed promotion of your website.

Kindly revert to us if you need any further information from our end.

Have a good day.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: RE: First Page of GOOGLE
  • On: Dec. 2, 2016, 2:31 a.m.

Hi,
I'm just waiting to hear back from the board. Could you perhaps offer some discount, to sway them?

Clarence Wheeler
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: RE: RE: First Page of GOOGLE
  • On: Dec. 2, 2016, 8:03 a.m.

Hello,

Thanks for the information,

Here, I would like to inform you that our prices are very competitive as per the market standard.

However, to make our goodwill we can offer you 10% discount on SEO Plans. Please find below discounted prices for 40 and 80 keywords Plans.

Discounted Price:

40 Keywords SEO Plan - 315 USD/month

80 Keywords SEO Plan – 495 USD/month

Please revert to us for any further query.

Waiting to hear from you soon.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: RE: RE: First Page of GOOGLE
  • On: Dec. 2, 2016, 12:01 p.m.

Hello,
That sounds great, could you give us a small example of what this would look like for us? It would be great if you could customize the example to our business a bit.

Clarence Wheeler
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: RE: RE: RE: First Page of GOOGLE
  • On: Dec. 2, 2016, 12:49 p.m.

Hi,

Thanks for quick response.

Yes, sure please find attached both SEO Plans attached with this email and you can choose any plan to promote your website. Also, you check out the activities which we will be doing for your website on monthly basis.

Further, I would like to inform that you will get following benefits in your business while optimizing your website over the search engines.

- Your website will come on top 10 rankings/first page of the google.com, yahoo.com and bing.com on mutually selected business oriented keywords/search terms.

- Visitors/Traffic on your website will increase and you will get more business.

- Your website visibility will increase over the top major search engines (Google, Yahoo & Bing).

- Your Branding will improve.

Please do let us know if you need further information from our end, in case I missed something.

Waiting to hear from you soon.

Have a good day,

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: RE: RE: RE: First Page of GOOGLE
  • On: Dec. 2, 2016, 11:11 p.m.

Hello,
Sounds great to me. Do you have some hard information about this that I can share with the board?

Clarence Wheeler
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Waiting Your Response!
  • On: Dec. 5, 2016, 5:31 p.m.

Hello Sir/Madam,

Hope you had nice weekend,

I am waiting your further response.

Please do let us know if you need any more information from our end, so that we can proceed to next step.

Waiting to hear back from you soon.

Have a good day.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Waiting Your Response!
  • On: Dec. 5, 2016, 10:39 p.m.

Hello,
Sounds great to me. Do you have some hard information about this that I can share with the board?

Clarence Wheeler
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: RE: Waiting Your Response!
  • On: Dec. 7, 2016, 4:41 p.m.

Dear Sir,

Greetings of the day,

We are still waiting your further response on our SEO proposal.

Please do let us know with which SEO Plan you would like to proceed next and feel free to revert us if you still need any further information and document.

Your early response shall be highly appreciated.

Have a great day.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: RE: Waiting Your Response!
  • On: Dec. 8, 2016, 3:44 a.m.

Hello,
Fantastic, thank you. We're interested in proceeding with this pretty much immediately. What are next steps for you?

Clarence Wheeler
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: RE: Waiting Your Response!
  • On: Dec. 8, 2016, 3:59 a.m.

Hello,

Thanks for the confirmation.

Please confirm following details to proceed next.

1. Final selected SEO plan.

2. First month's payment as per choosen plan.

Our PayPal Id is given below to make payment.

PayPal Id is [email protected]

Kindly confirm all these and i will assign your project to our SEO manager.

Do revert me for any query.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: RE: Waiting Your Response!
  • On: Dec. 8, 2016, 4:38 a.m.

Hi,
I'm just waiting to hear back from the board. Could you perhaps offer some discount, to sway them?

Clarence Wheeler
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: RE: RE: Waiting Your Response!
  • On: Dec. 8, 2016, 7:17 a.m.

Hello Sir,

Thanks for the response.

Its seems you are either missing my emails or ignoring them, because I already had inform you about 10% discount on our all SEO Plans. Please find again our discounted SEO Plans below and you can choose any plan to get start SEO process for your website.

Discounted SEO Plans:

10 Keywords SEO Plan - 135 USD/month
20 Keywords SEO Plan - 225 USD/month
40 Keywords SEO Plan - 315 USD/month
80 Keywords SEO Plan - 495 USD/month

Hence, please choose any one plan as per your marketing budget and inform us to proceed further.

Have a great time.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: RE: RE: Waiting Your Response!
  • On: Dec. 8, 2016, 1:58 p.m.

Hello,
That sounds great. What sort of volumes are we looking at? What can you reasonably provide, and what turnaround times are we expecting? We're a pretty agile organization and would like to expedite delivery on this.

Clarence Wheeler
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: RE: RE: RE: Waiting Your Response!
  • On: Dec. 8, 2016, 3:44 p.m.

Hi,

Thank you for the email,

Please share your website for which you are looking for SEO services along with your budget and then I will send you complete details as per your below email.

Have a good day.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: RE: RE: RE: Waiting Your Response!
  • On: Dec. 8, 2016, 5:55 p.m.

Hi,
I shared this with the board, and they're all very interested. Could you give me some contact details for further discussion? Also, do you share some information about your company's finances? The board wants to ensure that any company we do business with is financially solvent.

Clarence Wheeler
CEO, MNesty, LLC