The colloquy of Albert Flowers

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Albert Flowers and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: Greetings From SMSIDEA
  • On: Dec. 19, 2016, 4 a.m.

Dear Valued Customer,

Greetings From SMSIDEA,

Hope you are doing well.

I know your question is who I am? right.. I am Ajeesh Chacko working as a Relationship BDM at SMSIDEA

We deal in to various semi advertising Products which are extremely cost effective then other modes of Advertising products.

So, Let me take you for a brief tour about Our Products & Services which can really add value to your business opportunities & developments.

We Offer :-

1) Promotional SMS

2) Transactional SMS

3) Promotional Email

4) Transactional Email

5) Short Code Service

6) Long Code Service

7) Promotional Voice Call Service

8) Transactional Voice Call Service

9)Data Base for promoting your Product & Services in your city.

10) Bulk What’s App Services

Ajeesh Chacko -

(Business Development Manager)

(9227789099)

Konceptwise Digital Media Pvt Ltd.

Head office:

21, Second floor,Radhe Kishan Avenue,

Opp, Mohanlal s mithaivala Near Sardar Patel Stadium,

--------------------------------------------

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Greetings From SMSIDEA
  • On: Dec. 19, 2016, 4 a.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Albert Flowers
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Greetings From SMSIDEA
  • On: Dec. 19, 2016, 7:19 a.m.

Hello Sir,

With request to your query, We would surely love to explain it to you,

Sir we would like to know about your business and products so that we can
know which service will be suitable for you,

You can give me your contact details and suitable time so that i can call
you and discuss the product.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Greetings From SMSIDEA
  • On: Dec. 19, 2016, 7:45 a.m.

Hello,
That sounds great. What sort of volumes are we looking at? What can you reasonably provide, and what turnaround times are we expecting? We're a pretty agile organization and would like to expedite delivery on this.

Albert Flowers
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Greetings From SMSIDEA
  • On: Jan. 16, 2017, 10:38 a.m.

*Hello ,*

*Greetings from smsidea..!!*

*Respected Sir,*

*I'am sending you details of product and rates of services we provide*

*​​*

*Promotional Bulk SMS Features: *

1. Instant response and real time reporting
2. Choosing Sender ID option available. 6 Character sender id.
3. Web control panel
4. Complete Reporting
5. Set auto sms with scheduler
6. Address book + contact importer
7. Group message
8. NDNC filter is attached - Can't send sms to DND registered numbers.

9. Upload mobile numbers via MS Excel, CSV and TXT files.

10. Complete MIS with downloadable reports in Excel format
11. Entirely Pre-Paid service.
12. 160 character sms text
13. SMS sending time - 9 a.m. to 9 p.m.

*​​*

*​**Promotional SMS*

*​**1 Lac** Pro SMS @ 1**​**4**​** PS/SMS +ST*

*5 Lac Pro SMS @ 1**​**3**​** PS/SMS +ST*

*​*

*10**​** Lac Pro SMS @ **1**​**2**​** PS/SMS +ST*

*​*

*Promotional Bulk SMS Features: (DND Open SMS)*

1. Instant response and real time reporting
2. Choosing Sender ID option available. 6 Character sender id.
3. Web control panel
4. Complete Reporting
5. Set auto sms with scheduler
6. Address book + contact importer
7. Group message
8.you can send sms to DND registered numbers.

9. Upload mobile numbers via MS Excel, CSV and TXT files.

10. Complete MIS with downloadable reports in Excel format
11. Entirely Pre-Paid service.
12. 160 character sms text

13. SMS sending time - 9 a.m. to 9 p.m. *​*

*Promotional DND Open SMS*

*​**1 Lac DND Open SMS @ **17 PS/SMS +ST**​*

*2 Lac DND Open SMS @ 16.5 PS/SMS+ST*

*5 Lac DND Open SMS @ 15 PS/SMS +ST*

*​**10 Lac DND open SMS @ 14 PS/SMS +ST**​*

*Transansactional Bulk Proposal*

*​**1 Lac Tran SMS @ **1**​**5**​** PS/SMS +ST*

*​* *​*

*5 Lac Tran SMS @ 1**​**4**​** PS/SMS +ST*

*​*

*10 Lac Tran SMS @ 1**​**3**​** PS/SMS +ST*

*BULK Email Service ( Promotional ) ( with data 1 month validity)*

*​​**3**​** Lac Bulk **Email @ **​**4**​** PS/**Email *

*​** 5**​** Lac Bulk **Email @ **​**3**​** PS/**Email *

*​​**Bulk Email Service (*

*​​*

*Transactional ) ( 1 year validity on your data )*

*​*

*​​*

*​**1 Lac Bulk Email @ 8 PS/EMail+ST**​*

*3**​**​** Lac Bulk **Email @ **​**​**7**​** PS/**Email+ST**​*

*​* *​*

*5**​** Lac Bulk Email @ **​**6**​** PS/Emai**l**+ST**​*

​ ​

*​*

*​​**All Gujarat & Maharashtra Updated Database *

*​*

*( Name,Number and Address)*

*​*

*1 lac Database @ 6 PS/Data +ST*

*5 lac Database @ 5 PS/Data +ST**​*

*​**10 lac Database @ 4 PS/Data+S**T*

*15 lac Above Any Bulk Data @ 3 PS/Data+ST**​*

*Online Buyers*

*​** Database**​*

*​​*

*(Name ,Nuber,Add.,email id and date of Age)*

*1 Lac Data @ 10*

*​* *​*

*PS/Data +ST*

*5 Lac Data @ 8 PS/Data+ST*

*10 Lac Above Data @ 6 PS/Data +ST*

*​*

*Air Travelers *

*Databases*

*1**​** Lac Data @ 15 PS/Data +S**T*

*5 Lac Data @ 12 PS/Data +ST*

*10 Lac Above Any Data @ 10 PS/Data +ST*

*​​*

*​** Long code service ( 1 Year validity) **​​*

*​*

* 1 long code @**​**6**​**,000 RS+ ST**​*

* Voice call service ( 1 Year validity)*

* 1 Lac V.C. **​**to 5 Lac**​​* *​** @ **​**3**​**0**​​** PS/V.Call +ST*
*​*

* 6 Lac V.C. Above @ 28 PS/V.C.+ST**​*

*​** Voice call service ( 1 Year validity) ( DND OPEN)**​*

*​*

*​* *​**1 Lac To 5 Lac V.C. @32 **PS/V.C+ST**​*

*​*

*Miss call Service *

*3 Month validity @ 6,000 + ST*

*6 month validity @ 10,000+ST*

*12 Month validity @ 18,000 +ST*

*​*

*For more details for the product and price kindly contact Ajeesh
chacko -9227789099*

*PAYMENT MODE:*

You can do online payment through Credit Card or else by Net Banking.

Online Link for Payment: www.smsidea.co.in/Packages/SMS

*In case of offline payment kindly:-*

Cheque/Cash/DD: Deposit the cheque/cash/DD directly in Konceptwise Digital
Media Pvt. Ltd. bank Account and email us the scanned copy of Bank pay-in
slip to [email protected]*

*Technical Support No* : *Ajeesh-9227789099*

*(1) Bank Name: ICICI Bank*

*A/C Name: Konceptwise Digital Media Pvt. Ltd.*

*A/C No: 029505002569*

*IFSC Code: ICIC0000295*

*A/C Type: CURRENT (CASH & CHAQUE)*

*Branch: S G Highway, Ahmadabad.*

*(2)*

*Bank Name: Kotak Bank*

*A/C Name: Konceptwise Digital Media Pvt. Ltd.*

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Greetings From SMSIDEA
  • On: Jan. 16, 2017, 9:50 p.m.

Hi,
I shared this with the board, and they're all very interested. Could you give me some contact details for further discussion? Also, do you share some information about your company's finances? The board wants to ensure that any company we do business with is financially solvent.

Albert Flowers
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Greetings From SMSIDEA
  • On: Jan. 17, 2017, 10:47 a.m.

Hello Sir,

It will b pleasure doing business with you,

My name is Ajeesh Chacko you can contact me on 9227789099

For details regarding the company you can visit our website
www.smsidea.co.in

*Note* :- If you are registering please fill the executive number optional
box with 9227789099 so that your account gets
registered under me an i will be your account manager

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Greetings From SMSIDEA
  • On: Jan. 17, 2017, 2:31 p.m.

Hi,
I'm just waiting to hear back from the board. Could you perhaps offer some discount, to sway them?

Albert Flowers
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Greetings From SMSIDEA
  • On: Jan. 18, 2017, 7:07 a.m.

Hello Sr,

Sure Sir just let me know the quantity you are planing to buy,

I shall give you the best discounted rates.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Greetings From SMSIDEA
  • On: Jan. 18, 2017, 7:12 a.m.

Hello,
That sounds great. What sort of volumes are we looking at? What can you reasonably provide, and what turnaround times are we expecting? We're a pretty agile organization and would like to expedite delivery on this.

Albert Flowers
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Greetings From SMSIDEA
  • On: Jan. 18, 2017, 7:26 a.m.

Hello Sir,

It would be better to discuss everything on a phone,

If you can provide me your contact detail with suitable day and time,

I shall call you

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Greetings From SMSIDEA
  • On: Jan. 18, 2017, 10:12 a.m.

Hello,
Sounds great to me. Do you have some hard information about this that I can share with the board?

Albert Flowers
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Greetings From SMSIDEA
  • On: Jan. 18, 2017, 10:22 a.m.

We are registered telemarketers

We are serving SMS since 2008

We have 38000+ happy clients

We give 98+% delivery accuracy

We have 4 operator backup

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Greetings From SMSIDEA
  • On: Jan. 18, 2017, 2:39 p.m.

Hello,
Sounds great to me. Do you have some hard information about this that I can share with the board?

Albert Flowers
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Greetings From SMSIDEA
  • On: Jan. 19, 2017, 12:33 p.m.

Hello Sir,

Can you please share your contact details so that i can share further
information of our company

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Greetings From SMSIDEA
  • On: Jan. 19, 2017, 9:48 p.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, thanks, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? How can it benefit our company exactly?

Albert Flowers
CEO, MNesty, LLC