The colloquy of Ricky Porter

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Ricky Porter and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.

Spammer

  • Subject: Design
  • On: Nov. 30, 2016, 9 p.m.

Forgive me for reaching out through your contact form, but I thought it
would be less intrusive than cold calling. I am a very skilled web
developer that is looking for new projects/clients. I was just on your
site and it's a nice site, but it could be amazing. I would really like to
help you with it. Are you interested in redesigning the site or adding
some features? I have a lot of ideas I'd like to share with you.

Let me know if you're interested in speaking and hearing some of my ideas
as well as getting a proposal. I'd really love to help with your site.
Hope to hear from you soon. Thanks!

Tyler Webb

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Design
  • On: Nov. 30, 2016, 9 p.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Ricky Porter
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: website inquiry
  • On: Dec. 7, 2016, 7:56 p.m.

Hi Ricky,

We start at $99 a month.
<http://t.sidekickopen06.com/e1t/c/5/f18dQhb0S7lC8dDMPbW2n0x6l2B9nMJW7t5XZs2B8dHgN8q-tdbRYQh0W1pgD5R56dJDff7c7RJb02?t=http%3A%2F%2Fmakeanywebsite.com%2Fpricing%2F&si=5211379798376448&pi=f3b64861-3f5a-41b1-d7bc-fc7b2af1a451>

What can I help you with?

*Regards,*

*Patrick Thompson*

*925.393-0736*

*Vice President- Enterprise Sales*

*Epik Solutions *

*[image: epikso]
<http://t.sidekickopen06.com/e1t/c/5/f18dQhb0S7lC8dDMPbW2n0x6l2B9nMJN7t5XZsRzH1WW7gbCbv5v7ny0Vd76_W56dWyYf7P2msn02?t=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.epikso.com&si=5891033049858048&pi=684e4199-22fc-4c49-b3ad-3ef7bf78e3ca>*

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: website inquiry
  • On: Dec. 8, 2016, 4:03 a.m.

Hi,
I'm just waiting to hear back from the board. Could you perhaps offer some discount, to sway them?

Ricky Porter
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: website inquiry
  • On: Dec. 8, 2016, 2:52 p.m.

If we close this month, I can offer you 1 free month.

*Regards,*

*Patrick Thompson*

*925.393-0736*

*Vice President- Enterprise Sales*

*Epik Solutions *

*[image: epikso]
<http://t.sidekickopen06.com/e1t/c/5/f18dQhb0S7lC8dDMPbW2n0x6l2B9nMJN7t5XZsRzH1WW7gbCbv5v7ny0Vd76_W56dWyYf7P2msn02?t=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.epikso.com&si=5891033049858048&pi=684e4199-22fc-4c49-b3ad-3ef7bf78e3ca>*

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: website inquiry
  • On: Dec. 8, 2016, 5:33 p.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, thanks, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? How can it benefit our company exactly?

Ricky Porter
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: website inquiry
  • On: Dec. 8, 2016, 5:36 p.m.

We build Google friendly, visually appealing websites.

Please check out our portfolio here
<http://t.sidekickopen06.com/e1t/c/5/f18dQhb0S7lC8dDMPbW2n0x6l2B9nMJW7t5XZs2B8dHgN8q-tdbRYQh0W1pgD5R56dJDff7c7RJb02?t=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.epikso.co%2F&si=5211379798376448&pi=c7589c49-7830-4df6-8ffa-0ca19f586024>

*Regards,*

*Patrick Thompson*

*925.393-0736*

*Vice President- Enterprise Sales*

*Epik Solutions *

*[image: epikso]
<http://t.sidekickopen06.com/e1t/c/5/f18dQhb0S7lC8dDMPbW2n0x6l2B9nMJN7t5XZsRzH1WW7gbCbv5v7ny0Vd76_W56dWyYf7P2msn02?t=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.epikso.com&si=5891033049858048&pi=684e4199-22fc-4c49-b3ad-3ef7bf78e3ca>*

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: website inquiry
  • On: Dec. 8, 2016, 8:35 p.m.

Hello,
Sounds great to me. Do you have some hard information about this that I can share with the board?

Ricky Porter
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: website inquiry
  • On: Dec. 8, 2016, 8:39 p.m.

Hi Ricky,

Please go to here
<http://t.sidekickopen06.com/e1t/c/5/f18dQhb0S7lC8dDMPbW2n0x6l2B9nMJW7t5XZs2B8dHgN8q-tdbRYQh0W1pgD5R56dJDff7c7RJb02?t=http%3A%2F%2Fmakeanywebsite.com%2Fpricing%2F&si=5211379798376448&pi=036f2205-ecde-4f58-e27c-dc82194402a1>
to register.

Then, we can get started building your website.

As I said, I'll give you a free month once we are LIVE.

*Regards,*

*Patrick Thompson*

*925.393-0736*

*Vice President- Enterprise Sales*

*Epik Solutions *

*[image: epikso]
<http://t.sidekickopen06.com/e1t/c/5/f18dQhb0S7lC8dDMPbW2n0x6l2B9nMJN7t5XZsRzH1WW7gbCbv5v7ny0Vd76_W56dWyYf7P2msn02?t=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.epikso.com&si=5891033049858048&pi=684e4199-22fc-4c49-b3ad-3ef7bf78e3ca>*

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: website inquiry
  • On: Dec. 8, 2016, 9:01 p.m.

Hello,
That sounds like a fantastic offering, can you give me a bit more information on it?

Ricky Porter
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: website inquiry
  • On: Dec. 8, 2016, 9:31 p.m.

Ricky,

We build websites starting at $99 a month.

Once you register your cc information we'll get started building your new
site.

Once you are LIVE, I'll give you a free month.

Please let me know after you register.

*Regards,*

*Patrick Thompson*

*925.393-0736*

*Vice President- Enterprise Sales*

*Epik Solutions *

*[image: epikso]
<http://t.sidekickopen06.com/e1t/c/5/f18dQhb0S7lC8dDMPbW2n0x6l2B9nMJN7t5XZsRzH1WW7gbCbv5v7ny0Vd76_W56dWyYf7P2msn02?t=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.epikso.com&si=5891033049858048&pi=684e4199-22fc-4c49-b3ad-3ef7bf78e3ca>*

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: website inquiry
  • On: Dec. 9, 2016, 9:05 a.m.

Hello,
Fantastic, thank you. We're interested in proceeding with this pretty much immediately. What are next steps for you?

Ricky Porter
CEO, MNesty, LLC