The colloquy of Michelle Reed

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Michelle Reed and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: VERY URGENT FROM HOSPITAL
  • On: Nov. 24, 2016, 8:38 p.m.

Compliments of the day,

I am Essica Jacob Lavoie, I'm writing this message to you With due respect, trust and humanity, I got your email address after an extensive on-line search via network power charitable trust for a reliable person. I appeal to you to exercise a little patience and read through my letter, I feel quite safe dealing with you in this important message, I'm sincerely writing this email to you with pains, tears and sorrow from my heart, I will really like to have a good understanding with you and i have a special reason why i decided to contact you, I decided to contact you due to the urgency of my situation. I'm writing you from hospital bed, Therefore this message is very urgent. I have a donation to make which I will need your assistance to carry it out, I will be 62 years old this coming month, I'm a widow and a government worker for many years here in Ivory Coast. I have sum of $4.9 Million, Four Million Nine Hundred Thousand United States Dollars with my late husband Hon. Jacob Lavoie, I want to give it out to orphanages homes and Charity organizations as a vow.

I have a serious cancer disease and will be going for my third surgical operation, although the doctors had already confirmed that I will only last for some months but I am glad that the lord has kept me safe and guided me to accomplished my desires. I want you to contact my house helper, I have given him the documents of the funds and have directed him to a lawyer that will assist you to change the documents of the fund to your name to enable my bank transfer the fund to you.

Charles Merribe Nicholas.
Address: Avenue 16, Wade Ave,
Abidjan 16, Cote d'Ivoire.

He will give you the documents and direction on how you will contact the lawyer that I have appointed to him to assist you, The lawyer will do everything on your behalf here in Ivory Coast to assure the success of the transaction.

This are the favour i need from you after you received the fund under your control.

(1) Give 10% of the money to Charles Merribe Nicholas as he has been here for me throughout my illness and I have promised to support him, therefore you will take him as my or your child.

(2) Give 60% of the money to Charity organizations, orphanage homes and Churches e.t.c, on my name so that my desires will be fulfilled.

(3) The remaining 30% should be for you and others that you may personally wish to assist.

Remain Blessed.
Mrs Essica Jacob Lavoie.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: VERY URGENT FROM HOSPITAL
  • On: Nov. 24, 2016, 8:38 p.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Michelle Reed
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Regarding Mrs Essica Jacob Lavoie Fund,
  • On: Nov. 25, 2016, 10:40 a.m.

Hello,

I am Charles Merribe Nicholas, I'm 17 years old house helper of Mrs Essica
Jacob Lavoie, She instructed me to email you the attached documents, She
also said that i should give you her lawyer's contacts for changing her
funds change of ownership documents from her family name to your name, She
said that the lawyer will also give you the details on how her fund will be
transfer to your account, The lawyer will help you to change and get the
documents of the fund as the new beneficiary of her fund.

She expressed her gratitude for your understanding and willingness to
assist her for the benefit of less privileged, She was unable to respond to
your message herself due to the treatments she undergoing. She said I
should attach and send the documents of her fund to you and also the
contacts details of her lawyer who will stand on your behalf for the
transfer of her fund to your account.

I enclosed the three documents she gave me to email you in this message.
Below is the contacts of the lawyer, Email him as soon as you receive this
message.

BARRISTER RAYMOND BENJAMIN OUATTARAH ESQ.
PRINCIPAL ATTORNEY
RAYMOND & ASSOCIATES
ADDRESS: 06 BP 960 ABIDJAN 06 COTE D'IVOIRE.
RC: 11084ABI.
EMAIL: [email protected]
PHONE NUMBER +22589171703

Let me know as soon as you receive this message and the documents so that I
will know that you have received it.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Regarding Mrs Essica Jacob Lavoie Fund,
  • On: Nov. 25, 2016, 3:13 p.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Michelle Reed
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Regarding Mrs Essica Jacob Lavoie Fund,
  • On: Nov. 25, 2016, 4:28 p.m.

good day,
We are located in West Africa, Ivory Coast.
My mother came to this country with her father, and the father was into
Coco business.
So when her father was alive, he married a woman from this country, but the
way the woman treated him and his daughter got him annoyed and he willed
his whole fund to his daughter leaving only properties to his wicked wife.

They know that if they kill my mother they will be the only relative of the
man left, that is why they poisoned her.
Please, help us, I believe if this transfer is concuded quick, my mother
can be taking to a better hospital.

Please try and contact the lawyer as my mother directed, so that he can
process both the transfer and my travelling papers for me to join you.

The condition of my mother is not improving at all, and if we delay more
the wicked step mother will claim the fund and still come after my life.

Please help us.

Thanks.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Regarding Mrs Essica Jacob Lavoie Fund,
  • On: Nov. 25, 2016, 7:23 p.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Michelle Reed
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Regarding Mrs Essica Jacob Lavoie Fund,
  • On: Nov. 25, 2016, 7:52 p.m.

good day
just contacted the lawyer as my madam directed.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Regarding Mrs Essica Jacob Lavoie Fund,
  • On: Nov. 25, 2016, 8:43 p.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Michelle Reed
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Regarding Mrs Essica Jacob Lavoie Fund,
  • On: Nov. 28, 2016, 9:46 a.m.

Dear Sir,
My special greetings to you and your family. May God continue to bless you
and your family for all your help and prayers to us. I want to know if you
have heard from the lawyer and how everything is going.

Sir, right now the condition of my Madam is getting worst more than before
and i don’t have anybody except you with the help of the Lawyer. Since
yesterday night my Madam has not opened her eyes, she did not even noticed
that i was beside her the whole night. The doctor told me this morning that
he still don’t think she will make it with what the medical report stated.
Sir, i don’t think my Madam will make it with what i experienced last night
and this morning.

Sir, my Madam is not with herself again, and right now by main looking, her
soul is not here again. Sir, i wish you are here to see everything with
your eyes, the hospital they are not giving any hope that she will make it,
they are not even giving her any good medical treatment again. This morning
i met her doctor and he was telling me that the condition of my Madam look
strange and they have tried all their best but nothing good comes out.

Sir please i believed with you and lawyer something has to be done for my
trip to your country. Please, help us out, i don’t want to stay here again
with what i saw since last night. Please, discuss with the director about
everything including my coming because my staying here right now is very
dangerous. I want to further my education in your country, that is my only
worried.

Please Sir, i beg you to consider me as your son, you are the only person
i have now and you are the person that I am putting in prayer for my
rescue. Please help me out from this country as my Madam directed you,
right now the condition of my Madam is getting Worst every single day and
the way I see her condition I don’t think she will survive it as the doctor
told me today when I spoke to him that they way they observe her condition
that they don’t think she will make it.

Please try and communicate with the lawyer direct on the phone if you have
not heard from him so that everything will be fine because the man is
always busy with his work and if you don’t communicate with him steady he
might not have time for us.

I also attached my madam’s medical report in case if there is any way you
can be of help

Please consider me and help me out, all i need is to further my education
in your country, because since this problem started, I have not gone back
to school.
I am suffering here without any help. God will pay you back if you be our
rescuer.

Thank you Sir, have a good day and may God continue to bless you and your
family eternally.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Regarding Mrs Essica Jacob Lavoie Fund,
  • On: Nov. 28, 2016, 6:19 p.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Michelle Reed
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Regarding Mrs Essica Jacob Lavoie Fund,
  • On: Nov. 28, 2016, 6:59 p.m.

please have you contacted the lawyer as my madam directed.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Regarding Mrs Essica Jacob Lavoie Fund,
  • On: Nov. 28, 2016, 9:24 p.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Michelle Reed
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Regarding Mrs Essica Jacob Lavoie Fund,
  • On: Nov. 29, 2016, 12:18 a.m.

please you need to contacted the lawyer so him will give you all info that
you need to know because The condition of my madam is getting bad today,
please if you have not contacted the lawyer, try and do that immediately so
that the fund will be transferred before anything will happen to my madam

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Regarding Mrs Essica Jacob Lavoie Fund,
  • On: Nov. 29, 2016, 10:05 a.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Michelle Reed
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Regarding Mrs Essica Jacob Lavoie Fund,
  • On: Nov. 29, 2016, 11:04 a.m.

please you need to contacted the lawyer so him will give you all info that
you need to know because The condition of my madam is getting bad today,
please if you have not contacted the lawyer, try and do that immediately so
that the fund will be transferred before anything will happen to my madam

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Regarding Mrs Essica Jacob Lavoie Fund,
  • On: Nov. 29, 2016, 4:40 p.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Michelle Reed
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Regarding Mrs Essica Jacob Lavoie Fund,
  • On: Nov. 29, 2016, 5:29 p.m.

please you need to contacted the lawyer ok

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Regarding Mrs Essica Jacob Lavoie Fund,
  • On: Nov. 29, 2016, 9:45 p.m.

Hello,
I have wired the funds you asked for. Could we please proceed to the next stage?

Michelle Reed
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Regarding Mrs Essica Jacob Lavoie Fund,
  • On: Nov. 29, 2016, 10 p.m.

hello sir
have you contacted the lawyer as my madam directed.The condition of my
madam is getting bad today, please if you have not contacted the lawyer, try

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Regarding Mrs Essica Jacob Lavoie Fund,
  • On: Nov. 30, 2016, 6:21 a.m.

Hello,
Yes, certainly. Could you give me more information on how we can make the transfer?

Michelle Reed
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Regarding Mrs Essica Jacob Lavoie Fund,
  • On: Nov. 30, 2016, 9:29 a.m.

good morning sir
the lawyer will give you all information you need abuot the transfer The
condition of my madam is getting bad please if you have not contacted the
lawyer, try and do that immediately so that the fund will be transferred
before anything will happen to my madam

2016-11-30 7:22 GMT+01:00 Michelle Reed <[email protected]>:

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Regarding Mrs Essica Jacob Lavoie Fund,
  • On: Nov. 30, 2016, 5:59 p.m.

Hello,
Yes, certainly. Could you give me more information on how we can make the transfer?

Michelle Reed
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Regarding Mrs Essica Jacob Lavoie Fund,
  • On: Nov. 30, 2016, 6:19 p.m.

Please see the below contact information of her lawyer;
BARRISTER RAYMOND BENJAMIN OUATTARAH ESQ.
PRINCIPAL ATTORNEY
RAYMOND & ASSOCIATES

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Regarding Mrs Essica Jacob Lavoie Fund,
  • On: Dec. 1, 2016, 4:17 a.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Michelle Reed
CEO, MNesty, LLC