The colloquy of Timothy Ortega

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Timothy Ortega and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: From poor Mrs.Hilda.
  • On: May 4, 2017, 7:02 a.m.

Hello dear,

I'm Mrs.Hilda Abdul,I am ill and might not survive according to my doctor as a result of cancer. I want to distribute my US$2.000,000.00 to charity organizations in your country.

God bless you.

Mrs.Hilda Abdul.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: From poor Mrs.Hilda.
  • On: May 4, 2017, 7:02 a.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Timothy Ortega
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re:More Details From Mrs.Hilda.
  • On: May 4, 2017, 7:46 a.m.

Hello dear ,

May the peace of our Lord God be with you and your entire household.

I must commend your willingness to undertake this great task to work
for God and service to humanity. It is really an honor. Great task
come great responsibility, they say.. I know the good God will give
you the strength and the zeal to carry out this project with all
sincerity of purpose.

Like I told you, I am really sick and undergoing a serious pains and
will be most grateful if you will receive this money before anything
happens to me. I will like you to use this money to open a charity
home that will cater for the less privilege like the Orphans, widows
and the destitute.

Please send the following information to me so that I will officially
introduce you to the bank as the new beneficiary of the money.

1. Your complete names.
2. Direct mobile tel numbers.
3. Home or office address.
4.Your ID card or Passport.

Once I am in receipt of this info, I will put you in direct
communication with the bank for them to get the money transferred to
you.

God bless you.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Re:More Details From Mrs.Hilda.
  • On: May 4, 2017, 4:14 p.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Timothy Ortega
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re:More Details (From Mrs.Hilda).
  • On: May 4, 2017, 10:23 p.m.

Dear Timothy,

Thank you for your response to my mail.But unfortunately you did not
forwarded you details information to me.

It sad to me to hear that you are so busy this time.But I want you to
know that this will not in any way affect your job or what ever you
are doing right now.This I can assure you.

The fund will be transfer to you and you can take your time and finish
whatever you are doing and then you can take care of the project in
your time.So you have nothing to worry about with your time.

Please just go ahead and send me your details information so i can
send it to the bank as soon as possible.

Thanks and God bless you and your family.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Re:More Details (From Mrs.Hilda).
  • On: May 5, 2017, 5:55 a.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Timothy Ortega
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Re:More Details (From Mrs.Hilda).
  • On: May 5, 2017, 8:38 a.m.

Dear,

Thank you for quick response to my mail once again.Like I have earlier
stated that you should send me the following information to me so I
will officially introduce you to the bank as the new beneficiary of
the money.

1. Your complete names.
2. Direct mobile tel numbers.
3. Home or office address.

Once I am in receipt of this info, I will put you in direct
communication with the bank for them to get the money transferred to
you.

Thanks and God bless you.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Re:More Details (From Mrs.Hilda).
  • On: May 5, 2017, 5:02 p.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Timothy Ortega
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Re:More Details (From Mrs.Hilda).
  • On: May 5, 2017, 9:13 p.m.

Dear,

I did not really get what you mean.Please explain.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Re:More Details (From Mrs.Hilda).
  • On: May 6, 2017, 5:46 a.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Timothy Ortega
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Re:More Details (From Mrs.Hilda).
  • On: May 8, 2017, 9:56 a.m.

Dear,

Thank you for your mail.I really do not know what you meant by
literature for you to look at.But one thing I want you to know that am
an easy going person,God fearing and love to help the less privileged
once because I myself was once a product of them before My late
husband meet me and we got married but unfortunately the home has been
long close.

I have just attach a copy of my photo on my sick bed and that of me
and my late husband before he pass away over 3 years ago.

I wait to hear from you soon.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Re:More Details (From Mrs.Hilda).
  • On: May 8, 2017, 5:56 p.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Timothy Ortega
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Re:More Details (From Mrs.Hilda).
  • On: May 10, 2017, 4:12 p.m.

Dear,

Thank you for your mail.I'm sorry for the late response to your
mail.This is due to my health condition is getting worsen day by day.

I would have love to put you in direct communication with the bank so
you can always talk to them.Because I hardly even know where my phone
is as am writing you this massage.I am only waiting for dead.Like I
said, it could have been more better you talk with the bank directly
because I have already introduce you to them as the person who they
should transfer the fund to.They are only waiting for your details so
they can commence the transferring of the fund.

I hope you will understand with me.

God bless you and your family.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Re:More Details (From Mrs.Hilda).
  • On: May 11, 2017, 12:44 a.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Timothy Ortega
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Re:More Details (From Mrs.Hilda).
  • On: May 11, 2017, 2:26 a.m.

Dear,

Thank you for your mail.What do you mean?I did not get you.

Explain to me.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Re:More Details (From Mrs.Hilda).
  • On: May 11, 2017, 1:21 p.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Timothy Ortega
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Re:More Details (From Mrs.Hilda).
  • On: May 11, 2017, 8:24 p.m.

Dear,

Here is my contact as you have requested.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Re:More Details (From Mrs.Hilda).
  • On: May 12, 2017, 2:47 a.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Timothy Ortega
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Re:More Details (From Mrs.Hilda).
  • On: May 12, 2017, 11:05 a.m.

Dear;

Nice to hear from you once again.My location is Ivory Coast.The is
nothing much to say about my offer.All I can say is you are going to
be in charge by using this fund in helping the less previledge once
over there and in God activities.

You should have nothing to worry about because this transaction will
be done 100% legal.

Thanks and God bless you.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Re:More Details (From Mrs.Hilda).
  • On: May 12, 2017, 3:26 p.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Timothy Ortega
CEO, MNesty, LLC