The colloquy of Elizabeth Patterson

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Elizabeth Patterson and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: How do you do
  • On: Feb. 16, 2017, 2:49 p.m.

How goes it, I am a lonesome nice lass looking real friend to have a dating with ;)

How old are you, where are you from?
reply me if you are interested. See you later :-)

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: How do you do
  • On: Feb. 16, 2017, 2:49 p.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Elizabeth Patterson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: check your spam
  • On: Feb. 27, 2017, 6:59 a.m.

Hello!!!! I have not received your letter, I have been very upset. Tell to
me, what you do not wish to be my friend, or something have offended my
letter??? I long thought, why do not wish to write? You have answered my
first letter. So Im interested in you! What not so? I understand that is
possible you are very occupied by the work and cannot write. I hope you
will write to me soon. I also want to inform you that I found your letter
in a folder spam box. Maybe you got my letter in the spambox?! I do not
know why this is happening and ask you to check your spam. Or maybe you do
not write to me because I'm from Russia? Im very sad if so, because in the
Russia a lot of good people. I'm a nice woman and I wish that we have
fellowship with one another with kindness and respect. Today I again send
you my photo. I hope you like my photos? Now I'm at work and I will be very
happy if during the day you will write to me.I look forward to your letter.
Iana

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: check your spam
  • On: Feb. 27, 2017, 6:45 p.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Elizabeth Patterson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Salutation dear man!
  • On: April 9, 2017, 8:01 a.m.

Good day my friend I have your e-mail from a local russian dating agencyand I hope it is right. I'm twenty nine russian single lady coming forliving in the USA after two months. Looking for serious male friend maybemore. Hope you are for real and if so please respond letting me knowexactly your city name and state name because I don't want long distanceacquaintance. Not really interested in wasting time. I hope you too. I amsending my pictures hope you will do the same.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Salutation dear man!
  • On: April 9, 2017, 12:42 p.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Elizabeth Patterson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hello man
  • On: April 25, 2017, 4:23 p.m.

Good evening I am writing to you from One of the local russian datingagency. I for the first time try to meet friend by such way so I decided totry. I am Svetlana and I am a 34 y.o a lonely Russian women. I would liketo meet a good person from USA 4 serious relations, a man of my age or whoolder then I am. I am romantic, opened and very sincere in a relationship.I'm looking for the right guy for me. At first just a friendship, thenwe'll see where this goes, perhaps something serious. Dont reply me if youare not single or you got this by mistake. Svetika,

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hello man
  • On: April 26, 2017, 2:36 a.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly?

Elizabeth Patterson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Big hello.
  • On: May 1, 2017, 1:07 p.m.

Good day to you I am not sure how to start this letter. The fact is I amaddressing a person in the Internet for the very first time. I am reallythrilled and lost. Are you available? Are you wishing to find a soul matefor your life and becoming a family? I'm aching for a person who is able toadore me, respect me and take care of me.! I need a man to sharerelationships with. You arrested my attention in a wink. I'm NAME Yulka. Tome of thirty five y.o. I added my photographs to help you remember me. Ifyou find me hot, please do text me. Iam looking forward to ur answer to myletter. Write me back, please! I could make you hot.I will be waiting foryour message. Have a good day! So long. Missing you, Yuloka! P.S: Oh, andhow old are you and where are you from?

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Big hello.
  • On: May 1, 2017, 5:36 p.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Elizabeth Patterson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Good evening stranger!
  • On: May 18, 2017, 5 a.m.

Hello my dear stranger, How is it? My parents gave me a name Alina, Methirty. I found your profile on a date web site and I want to know moreabout you. I think you would like to know who I am? And I would like totell you. I live in the country name Russia, on south. I live in not bigvillage with unique name Zhivotnovod. I am proud that I live here,unfortunately there is a problem. Although country where i live big enough,but very a bit men who know how to love in reality and how appreciate thethem own woman. I am a single cute woman find in an attempt hearted manfrom United States for real love and relationship, Who really will love meand appreciate. I do not wish be so lonely and spend my life useless. I ama modern girl and I believe it is excellent, we by computer can talk toother people around the world at the moment, while remaining at the home. Iam glad that we can use modern technology. I want to know more about you.If you think I am attractive girl, tell me please something about you. Whatdo you do in your life? What do you like? What are your hobbies? Andanother thing. Please send your photos to my email address. Maybe we willboth have an interesting introduction! I will wait for your quick responseevery hour. Please do not let me be single. With regards and kiss, Alina. Iwould be very happy to know you, and I await your prompt response Alinoka!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Good evening stranger!
  • On: May 18, 2017, 3:27 p.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Elizabeth Patterson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Good day friend,
  • On: May 25, 2017, 8:20 p.m.

How is it? My name Tatyana, I am 30 years. I found your profile on a dateweb site and I saw a very attractive! I think you would like to know who Iam? And I would like to tell you. name of the country where I live Russia,on south. I live in small town called Chelbasskaya. I love living here, butthere is a problem. Although my country big enough, but very a bit men whoknow how to love in reality and how appreciate the them own woman!! I am asingle nice girl looking for a hearted man from USA for real relationship,who can take care of his beloved woman! I do not wish be so lonely andspend my life useless. I am a modern girl and I think it is very good, weby computer can get to know other people now, while remaining at the home.I am glad to have the modern technology. I would like to know you! If Ihave aroused your interest, tell me please more about you. What do you doin your life? What do you like? What are your hobbies? And something yet.Please send your photos to my email address. Maybe we will both have aninteresting introduction! I will wait for your fast response Night and day.Please do not let me be alone. With good and serious intentions,Tatyanchika. Waiting for your quick answer!

Spammer

  • Subject:
  • On: June 1, 2017, 10:28 a.m.

Hello-hello,I ’m lucky to write you, but please excuse me in advance ifI have disturbed or bothered you. The problem is I’m tired of beingsingle and wanted to try Internet dating! I want to hope that this willinitiate a new stage in my life. I’d like to find my soul mate and makedurable relations! I am writing to you this letter in the hope that you tooare seeking something serious! That is why I'm writing my modest letter inthe hope that you’ll see and will reply me. I hope that thecorrespondence between us will work out and you will be interested to readmy messages. I truly do not know where to begin. Well…, my name is Anna.I’m an absolutely generous woman though at the same time I am adetermined woman. I have always loved sincerity, honesty and frankness. Inyour possible next reply I would like very much to discover more aboutyourself, your style of life. I hope to hear from you soon, if you are inmood so in this case write me back. I’ll be extremely pleasedcommunicating with you. Reverentially,Anyura:)

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re:
  • On: June 1, 2017, 4:28 p.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Elizabeth Patterson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Good morning dear friend.
  • On: June 4, 2017, 9:20 p.m.

Salutti! You do not know me. My name is Maria.How is your day? I foundinfo about you in in marriage agency in my city. I think you want to knowmore info about me. I I send you now my selfie. My age is Thirty six. I sawyour profile and I think you are interesting men. And I think want to knowyou better. I single and not married. I know many guys not serious online.Some person just need only fun and sex and nothing serious. So I want totell that I here not for this. I not search flirt. I need the person, whichare ready to share the life with me.I hope you too seek only seriouscommunication. I really like you. And I believe we have chance to know eachother good. Because now people met relationsonline. I hope you interestedin me and soon I can find your email. Please write in full about you andwith pics, otherwise I will not reply. I wait message from you. Marianok

Spammer

  • Subject: Salutti my dear friend
  • On: June 8, 2017, 11:44 a.m.

Dear, Today is a magnificent day and i'am in a rush to get in touch withyou asap! I really believe in a destiny with a cheerful future for myselfand that you could become a part of it. I want to be next to a caring man.Ilove traveling, animals, hip-hop, seafood, and doing crazy things, but ifeel like loneliness is swallowing me. I wish to find a man that will giveme a real happiness and love! If you're interested in becoming a part of mydestiny and will write me back asap!

Spammer

  • Subject: Greetings man
  • On: June 9, 2017, 6:35 a.m.

Salutation my stranger. Respected stranger, I want to see how much youinteresting in search and getting acquainted with new and wonderful girl?I'm Anastasiya. I am hope to your like my foto. I am also search man withwhich my life is calm and astonishing. I am very cheerful, kindly andpositive girl. But I am still one and already very tired of such life. So Icome to a dating agency and got you email. In reality, I'm finding for realman for a serious relationship and even wedding in future. Main is my goal- I want to look a lover to my lonely life! I very much hope that you arejust such a person. Iwill be happy if we will find our common interests andour meeting is most great moment in our future life. I do not know how youare interested in continuing our talking therefore in more detail I willwrite about me later! I will wait your letter! See you later, Anastasiychik!

Spammer

  • Subject: Hello my dear friend!
  • On: June 16, 2017, 3:08 a.m.

Greetings my stranger Hey there my great friend, I'm looking for a decentman with serious intentions for real relationship, i'm not looking forentertainment. My goal to meet a serious man for a joint purpose in life. Iam Kseniia, I'm 35 y.old. I have no children and not married. How old areyou? If you're much younger than me, you can respond to this letter. nameof the country where I live Russia, i hope to get to know each other betterwill not be a big problem. In this letter i sent you my photo, send yoursnapshots to my email address, that will allow me to know you better. Ifour goals do not match, do not answer to this message. But i hope that ourgoals are the same and you are looking for a soulmate, and we will continueour pleasant communication. With good wishes, Ksenushka,

Spammer

  • Subject: Woha my great friend.
  • On: June 29, 2017, 4:46 p.m.

Hello dear friend, Hey there my great mate! I'm looking for a decent manwith serious intentions for real relationship, i'm not looking forentertainment. My goal to meet a serious man for a joint purpose in life.You can call me Kseniia, I'm thirty five years. I have no children and notmarried. What age are you? If you're younger than me, you can respond tothis letter. name of the country where I live Russian Federation, i hope toget to know each other better will not be a big problem. In the letter isend you my photo, please send me more pictures of you, they can tell memore about you. If our goals are different, do not reply to this message.But i hope that our goals are the same and you are looking for a girl, andwe will continue our pleasant communication. With good wishes, Ksushka.

Spammer

  • Subject: Aloha my awesome pen-friend!
  • On: July 10, 2017, 11:56 a.m.

Good morning dear stranger! You do not know me. I am Ekaterina. How areyou? I found your data in in marriage agency in my city. I think you wantto know more data about me. I I send you now my picture. My age is 34. Isaw your profile and I think you are kind men. And I think want to knowabout you more. I single and not married. I know many people not seriousonline. Some person want only games and nothing serious. So I want toinform that I here not for this. I not search fun. I need the man, whichare ready to share the life with me.I hope you too search only seriousrelationships. I really like you. And I sure we have chance to know eachother better. Because now many people met relationsonline. I hope youinterested in me and soon I can find your letter. Please write in fullabout you and with snapshots, otherwise I will not answer. I will wait withimpatience email from you. Katya,

Spammer

  • Subject: Hey there my great mate,
  • On: July 11, 2017, 4:58 p.m.

Salutation Woha my dear friend, I am apologize for the discomfort. I donot wish to seem officious. It is Natalya writes to you. Iwork as a medicaladviser in state clinic, I am 31 years old. A few days ago I have obtaineda paid career development in the US. I am about to depart for the UnitedStates of America and should like to have a friend there. I seek somethingserious only, so if you have no serious intentions, please don't e-mail meback. I provide my photo, okey..I hope you are the good man. Truly Yours,Yours Natalya.

Spammer

  • Subject: Job,
  • On: Aug. 2, 2017, 1:54 a.m.

Dear candidate, I really hope you are well. My name is Ms. KostalovaM.. I am Accountable Person and I represent on behalf of kancelar_Evropa,an Czech real estate enterprise. We are enlarging the frontiers of ourmarket and want to propose our real estate services to US-citizens. As aresult, we are in search of more employees with the followingresponsibilities: Monitoring implementation of transactions Strong problemsolving skills Overall reporting. Who are we looking for:Team player Withgreat interpersonal skills Quick learner Attentive & motivated Ifinterested in getting more information, simply email me. Sincerely Ms.Marcela Kostalova Executive Manager Group&agency Evropa

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Job,
  • On: Aug. 2, 2017, 3:30 a.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Elizabeth Patterson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hello dear Job Seeker,
  • On: Aug. 3, 2017, 9:17 a.m.

Greetings Job Seeker.Good day. Our travel company Capir-Tour collectspersonnel of employees in United States who want to have good wage and havethe pursuit to rise in our business. You can use all your skin which youhave. Our company was established in 2011. Capir-Tour has branches in manyEuropean regions.We have huge experience in the finance sphere.We propose avery responsible work wich demands skill of fast orientation in thecircumstances. Take in consideration: we do not require any entry fees andany violation of laws of your region. The pay will vary depending on yourmade work,of the serious approach to business and will be paid in time. Ourcompany will trust you completely and you should justify our trust.Applicant requirements. If you are interested, the thorough informationabout work which Capir-Tour proposes you. You can find it in the message.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hello dear Job Seeker,
  • On: Aug. 3, 2017, 11:55 a.m.

Hi,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

Elizabeth Patterson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hello my dear mate!
  • On: Aug. 19, 2017, 7:11 p.m.

Greetings Apologize for the discomfort. I do not wish to seem intrusive.Here is Svetlana. I work as a medic in local hospital, I am thirty-one y.o.Most recently I have received a paid tuition in the U.S.. I’m about todepart for the USA and should like to meet a good guy there. I look forsomething serious only, so if you've no such intentions, please do notrespond. I provide my snapshot and, okey. I would like to believe you arethe good man. Sincerely, Your Svetlanushka

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hello my dear mate!
  • On: Aug. 19, 2017, 7:29 p.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly?

Elizabeth Patterson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Aloha my new pen-friend,
  • On: Aug. 22, 2017, 2:38 a.m.

Hey hey my great friend! My name is Liza and I am a 30 years old lady. Youmay be wondering who I am, I add you at site of date and would like to findout more about u. For me it is 1st time try to find man in such way so Idecided to try. I am a lonely woman and I would very much like to learnmore about you. I would like to meet a good man 4 serious relations, a manolder than me. Dont reply to me if you are not single or you got letterwrongly. I am looking for the right men for me. At first just a friendship,then we'll see where this goes, perhaps ltr. I'm from Russia. Lizusha

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Aloha my new pen-friend,
  • On: Aug. 22, 2017, 5:15 a.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Elizabeth Patterson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Good day.
  • On: Sept. 1, 2017, 11:32 a.m.

Good evening I hope that my little message will find you in good mood.This is Marina. My from in Rus. My twenty eight. I'm a rather diffidentgirl at first. I open up a little more as I get to know someone. I do notknow what to write, I'm very excited, because I never used online foracquaintances. My lady friend has told that I can find the good and kindman in the Internet. I always wanted to get acquainted with the kind mannot from RU. In Russland it is a lot of Drinking men. Men here Bad attitudetowards women. I hope that my message has interested you. Also I send myphoto. I will write more about myself and I will send more picture if youreply.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Good day.
  • On: Sept. 1, 2017, 7:19 p.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Elizabeth Patterson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Job,
  • On: Sept. 4, 2017, 7:38 a.m.

Employment: Remote Position Work Schedule: Very Flexible WorkSchedule(Negotiable): 3-6 HOurs A Day.
Rate: Base: $102,400.00
Other: Industry Leading Commissions
Job Type: Purchasing Supplies AndLogistics
Relocation: Not Necessary.
We Offers A Compensation AndBenefits PackageS Including:
Athletic Club Memberships
Medical,Vision Benefits, Comprehensive Medical
Plans
401K Contributions AndProfit Sharing Plan
Paid Holidays. Vacation Pay, Life InsuranceEmployee Discounts, Continuous Training Career Growth, Other BenefitsCasual Dress Code Of Your Choice!
To Be Successful In This Position,You Will Need:
- Current Recruiting Experience Or Related ExperienceTotaling 4 Years
- Ability To Provide Exceptional Customer ServiceSkills While Meeting Deadlines
- Ability To Recognize CustomerExpectations
- Ability To Lift Up To 35lbs Or More
- ValidDriver’s License
- Good Written And Verbal Skills With A Very HighDegree Of Professionalism And Polish.
-An Entrepreneurial Mind-Set
-Identify Suppliers Based On Various Facts Like Availability And Quality
-Maintain Awareness Of Received Deliveries And Tasks Assigned, AndCommunicate The Status Of Such Tasks To The Supervisor, As Appropriate.
-.
We Will Be Considering Entry Level Candidates With A Background OfAchievement And A Commitment To Your Own Success. The Position Will WorkUnder General Direction, Sometimes Without A Supervisor. The Training WillBe Conducted Online. Discuss Prices And Conditions. Select Suppliers BasedOn Various Criteria Like Price And Quantity.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Job,
  • On: Sept. 4, 2017, 5:17 p.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Elizabeth Patterson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hello my new friend.
  • On: Sept. 7, 2017, 6:40 a.m.

Hello! I hope that this message will be delivered to a proper address andyou will receive it. I am Vika. I am 39. Now I work as a nurse. I am keenon my position. I suppose that my job is practical for the society. I enjoyhelping people. I would like to encounter a man with whom I could feelunder guard. I hope every lady wishes it.. She dreams to see a strong soulin her love. I hunt for serious relationship. I am not inquisitive in ashort conversation. I don't wish to spend my time on it. If you seek thesame, we can try to learn each other better. What do you assume? I willawait your reply. Vikusevhka,

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hello my new friend.
  • On: Sept. 7, 2017, 4:21 p.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Elizabeth Patterson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Job
  • On: Sept. 14, 2017, 10:06 a.m.

Good morning Job Seeker, This is a one time notice of a new job openingopen for you. If you are no longer searching for a job, please disregardthis email. Travelbusiness Gibas-Tour has an opening for a giftedindividual. At our Firm, you will be responsible for managing invoices,records and other fiscal documentation, processing orders, and supportingcustomer records. Job Requirements:
- High school diploma orgeneral education degree (GED)
- Verbal/Written communicationabilities
- Basic knowledge/proficiency of Microsoft Officesoftware
- Attention to detail with a high grade of precision
Benefits:
- Home based, distant position
- Flexible work hours
- Part time and Full time alternative
If you would like to join us andwould like to find out more about the vacancy,review the attached documentfor a thorough description.Best regards!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Job
  • On: Sept. 14, 2017, 10:51 a.m.

Hi,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

Elizabeth Patterson
CEO, MNesty, LLC