The colloquy of Elizabeth Patterson

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Elizabeth Patterson and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: How do you do
  • On: Feb. 16, 2017, 2:49 p.m.

How goes it, I am a lonesome nice lass looking real friend to have a dating with ;)

How old are you, where are you from?
reply me if you are interested. See you later :-)

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: How do you do
  • On: Feb. 16, 2017, 2:49 p.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Elizabeth Patterson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: check your spam
  • On: Feb. 27, 2017, 6:59 a.m.

Hello!!!! I have not received your letter, I have been very upset. Tell to
me, what you do not wish to be my friend, or something have offended my
letter??? I long thought, why do not wish to write? You have answered my
first letter. So Im interested in you! What not so? I understand that is
possible you are very occupied by the work and cannot write. I hope you
will write to me soon. I also want to inform you that I found your letter
in a folder spam box. Maybe you got my letter in the spambox?! I do not
know why this is happening and ask you to check your spam. Or maybe you do
not write to me because I'm from Russia? Im very sad if so, because in the
Russia a lot of good people. I'm a nice woman and I wish that we have
fellowship with one another with kindness and respect. Today I again send
you my photo. I hope you like my photos? Now I'm at work and I will be very
happy if during the day you will write to me.I look forward to your letter.
Iana

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: check your spam
  • On: Feb. 27, 2017, 6:45 p.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Elizabeth Patterson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Salutation dear man!
  • On: April 9, 2017, 8:01 a.m.

Good day my friend I have your e-mail from a local russian dating agencyand I hope it is right. I'm twenty nine russian single lady coming forliving in the USA after two months. Looking for serious male friend maybemore. Hope you are for real and if so please respond letting me knowexactly your city name and state name because I don't want long distanceacquaintance. Not really interested in wasting time. I hope you too. I amsending my pictures hope you will do the same.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Salutation dear man!
  • On: April 9, 2017, 12:42 p.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Elizabeth Patterson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hello man
  • On: April 25, 2017, 4:23 p.m.

Good evening I am writing to you from One of the local russian datingagency. I for the first time try to meet friend by such way so I decided totry. I am Svetlana and I am a 34 y.o a lonely Russian women. I would liketo meet a good person from USA 4 serious relations, a man of my age or whoolder then I am. I am romantic, opened and very sincere in a relationship.I'm looking for the right guy for me. At first just a friendship, thenwe'll see where this goes, perhaps something serious. Dont reply me if youare not single or you got this by mistake. Svetika,

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hello man
  • On: April 26, 2017, 2:36 a.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly?

Elizabeth Patterson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Big hello.
  • On: May 1, 2017, 1:07 p.m.

Good day to you I am not sure how to start this letter. The fact is I amaddressing a person in the Internet for the very first time. I am reallythrilled and lost. Are you available? Are you wishing to find a soul matefor your life and becoming a family? I'm aching for a person who is able toadore me, respect me and take care of me.! I need a man to sharerelationships with. You arrested my attention in a wink. I'm NAME Yulka. Tome of thirty five y.o. I added my photographs to help you remember me. Ifyou find me hot, please do text me. Iam looking forward to ur answer to myletter. Write me back, please! I could make you hot.I will be waiting foryour message. Have a good day! So long. Missing you, Yuloka! P.S: Oh, andhow old are you and where are you from?

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Big hello.
  • On: May 1, 2017, 5:36 p.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Elizabeth Patterson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Good evening stranger!
  • On: May 18, 2017, 5 a.m.

Hello my dear stranger, How is it? My parents gave me a name Alina, Methirty. I found your profile on a date web site and I want to know moreabout you. I think you would like to know who I am? And I would like totell you. I live in the country name Russia, on south. I live in not bigvillage with unique name Zhivotnovod. I am proud that I live here,unfortunately there is a problem. Although country where i live big enough,but very a bit men who know how to love in reality and how appreciate thethem own woman. I am a single cute woman find in an attempt hearted manfrom United States for real love and relationship, Who really will love meand appreciate. I do not wish be so lonely and spend my life useless. I ama modern girl and I believe it is excellent, we by computer can talk toother people around the world at the moment, while remaining at the home. Iam glad that we can use modern technology. I want to know more about you.If you think I am attractive girl, tell me please something about you. Whatdo you do in your life? What do you like? What are your hobbies? Andanother thing. Please send your photos to my email address. Maybe we willboth have an interesting introduction! I will wait for your quick responseevery hour. Please do not let me be single. With regards and kiss, Alina. Iwould be very happy to know you, and I await your prompt response Alinoka!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Good evening stranger!
  • On: May 18, 2017, 3:27 p.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Elizabeth Patterson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Good day friend,
  • On: May 25, 2017, 8:20 p.m.

How is it? My name Tatyana, I am 30 years. I found your profile on a dateweb site and I saw a very attractive! I think you would like to know who Iam? And I would like to tell you. name of the country where I live Russia,on south. I live in small town called Chelbasskaya. I love living here, butthere is a problem. Although my country big enough, but very a bit men whoknow how to love in reality and how appreciate the them own woman!! I am asingle nice girl looking for a hearted man from USA for real relationship,who can take care of his beloved woman! I do not wish be so lonely andspend my life useless. I am a modern girl and I think it is very good, weby computer can get to know other people now, while remaining at the home.I am glad to have the modern technology. I would like to know you! If Ihave aroused your interest, tell me please more about you. What do you doin your life? What do you like? What are your hobbies? And something yet.Please send your photos to my email address. Maybe we will both have aninteresting introduction! I will wait for your fast response Night and day.Please do not let me be alone. With good and serious intentions,Tatyanchika. Waiting for your quick answer!

Spammer

  • Subject:
  • On: June 1, 2017, 10:28 a.m.

Hello-hello,I ’m lucky to write you, but please excuse me in advance ifI have disturbed or bothered you. The problem is I’m tired of beingsingle and wanted to try Internet dating! I want to hope that this willinitiate a new stage in my life. I’d like to find my soul mate and makedurable relations! I am writing to you this letter in the hope that you tooare seeking something serious! That is why I'm writing my modest letter inthe hope that you’ll see and will reply me. I hope that thecorrespondence between us will work out and you will be interested to readmy messages. I truly do not know where to begin. Well…, my name is Anna.I’m an absolutely generous woman though at the same time I am adetermined woman. I have always loved sincerity, honesty and frankness. Inyour possible next reply I would like very much to discover more aboutyourself, your style of life. I hope to hear from you soon, if you are inmood so in this case write me back. I’ll be extremely pleasedcommunicating with you. Reverentially,Anyura:)

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re:
  • On: June 1, 2017, 4:28 p.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Elizabeth Patterson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Good morning dear friend.
  • On: June 4, 2017, 9:20 p.m.

Salutti! You do not know me. My name is Maria.How is your day? I foundinfo about you in in marriage agency in my city. I think you want to knowmore info about me. I I send you now my selfie. My age is Thirty six. I sawyour profile and I think you are interesting men. And I think want to knowyou better. I single and not married. I know many guys not serious online.Some person just need only fun and sex and nothing serious. So I want totell that I here not for this. I not search flirt. I need the person, whichare ready to share the life with me.I hope you too seek only seriouscommunication. I really like you. And I believe we have chance to know eachother good. Because now people met relationsonline. I hope you interestedin me and soon I can find your email. Please write in full about you andwith pics, otherwise I will not reply. I wait message from you. Marianok

Spammer

  • Subject: Salutti my dear friend
  • On: June 8, 2017, 11:44 a.m.

Dear, Today is a magnificent day and i'am in a rush to get in touch withyou asap! I really believe in a destiny with a cheerful future for myselfand that you could become a part of it. I want to be next to a caring man.Ilove traveling, animals, hip-hop, seafood, and doing crazy things, but ifeel like loneliness is swallowing me. I wish to find a man that will giveme a real happiness and love! If you're interested in becoming a part of mydestiny and will write me back asap!

Spammer

  • Subject: Greetings man
  • On: June 9, 2017, 6:35 a.m.

Salutation my stranger. Respected stranger, I want to see how much youinteresting in search and getting acquainted with new and wonderful girl?I'm Anastasiya. I am hope to your like my foto. I am also search man withwhich my life is calm and astonishing. I am very cheerful, kindly andpositive girl. But I am still one and already very tired of such life. So Icome to a dating agency and got you email. In reality, I'm finding for realman for a serious relationship and even wedding in future. Main is my goal- I want to look a lover to my lonely life! I very much hope that you arejust such a person. Iwill be happy if we will find our common interests andour meeting is most great moment in our future life. I do not know how youare interested in continuing our talking therefore in more detail I willwrite about me later! I will wait your letter! See you later, Anastasiychik!

Spammer

  • Subject: Hello my dear friend!
  • On: June 16, 2017, 3:08 a.m.

Greetings my stranger Hey there my great friend, I'm looking for a decentman with serious intentions for real relationship, i'm not looking forentertainment. My goal to meet a serious man for a joint purpose in life. Iam Kseniia, I'm 35 y.old. I have no children and not married. How old areyou? If you're much younger than me, you can respond to this letter. nameof the country where I live Russia, i hope to get to know each other betterwill not be a big problem. In this letter i sent you my photo, send yoursnapshots to my email address, that will allow me to know you better. Ifour goals do not match, do not answer to this message. But i hope that ourgoals are the same and you are looking for a soulmate, and we will continueour pleasant communication. With good wishes, Ksenushka,

Spammer

  • Subject: Woha my great friend.
  • On: June 29, 2017, 4:46 p.m.

Hello dear friend, Hey there my great mate! I'm looking for a decent manwith serious intentions for real relationship, i'm not looking forentertainment. My goal to meet a serious man for a joint purpose in life.You can call me Kseniia, I'm thirty five years. I have no children and notmarried. What age are you? If you're younger than me, you can respond tothis letter. name of the country where I live Russian Federation, i hope toget to know each other better will not be a big problem. In the letter isend you my photo, please send me more pictures of you, they can tell memore about you. If our goals are different, do not reply to this message.But i hope that our goals are the same and you are looking for a girl, andwe will continue our pleasant communication. With good wishes, Ksushka.

Spammer

  • Subject: Aloha my awesome pen-friend!
  • On: July 10, 2017, 11:56 a.m.

Good morning dear stranger! You do not know me. I am Ekaterina. How areyou? I found your data in in marriage agency in my city. I think you wantto know more data about me. I I send you now my picture. My age is 34. Isaw your profile and I think you are kind men. And I think want to knowabout you more. I single and not married. I know many people not seriousonline. Some person want only games and nothing serious. So I want toinform that I here not for this. I not search fun. I need the man, whichare ready to share the life with me.I hope you too search only seriousrelationships. I really like you. And I sure we have chance to know eachother better. Because now many people met relationsonline. I hope youinterested in me and soon I can find your letter. Please write in fullabout you and with snapshots, otherwise I will not answer. I will wait withimpatience email from you. Katya,

Spammer

  • Subject: Hey there my great mate,
  • On: July 11, 2017, 4:58 p.m.

Salutation Woha my dear friend, I am apologize for the discomfort. I donot wish to seem officious. It is Natalya writes to you. Iwork as a medicaladviser in state clinic, I am 31 years old. A few days ago I have obtaineda paid career development in the US. I am about to depart for the UnitedStates of America and should like to have a friend there. I seek somethingserious only, so if you have no serious intentions, please don't e-mail meback. I provide my photo, okey..I hope you are the good man. Truly Yours,Yours Natalya.