The colloquy of Elizabeth Patterson

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Elizabeth Patterson and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: How do you do
  • On: Feb. 16, 2017, 2:49 p.m.

How goes it, I am a lonesome nice lass looking real friend to have a dating with ;)

How old are you, where are you from?
reply me if you are interested. See you later :-)

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: How do you do
  • On: Feb. 16, 2017, 2:49 p.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Elizabeth Patterson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: check your spam
  • On: Feb. 27, 2017, 6:59 a.m.

Hello!!!! I have not received your letter, I have been very upset. Tell to
me, what you do not wish to be my friend, or something have offended my
letter??? I long thought, why do not wish to write? You have answered my
first letter. So Im interested in you! What not so? I understand that is
possible you are very occupied by the work and cannot write. I hope you
will write to me soon. I also want to inform you that I found your letter
in a folder spam box. Maybe you got my letter in the spambox?! I do not
know why this is happening and ask you to check your spam. Or maybe you do
not write to me because I'm from Russia? Im very sad if so, because in the
Russia a lot of good people. I'm a nice woman and I wish that we have
fellowship with one another with kindness and respect. Today I again send
you my photo. I hope you like my photos? Now I'm at work and I will be very
happy if during the day you will write to me.I look forward to your letter.
Iana

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: check your spam
  • On: Feb. 27, 2017, 6:45 p.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Elizabeth Patterson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Salutation dear man!
  • On: April 9, 2017, 8:01 a.m.

Good day my friend I have your e-mail from a local russian dating agencyand I hope it is right. I'm twenty nine russian single lady coming forliving in the USA after two months. Looking for serious male friend maybemore. Hope you are for real and if so please respond letting me knowexactly your city name and state name because I don't want long distanceacquaintance. Not really interested in wasting time. I hope you too. I amsending my pictures hope you will do the same.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Salutation dear man!
  • On: April 9, 2017, 12:42 p.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Elizabeth Patterson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hello man
  • On: April 25, 2017, 4:23 p.m.

Good evening I am writing to you from One of the local russian datingagency. I for the first time try to meet friend by such way so I decided totry. I am Svetlana and I am a 34 y.o a lonely Russian women. I would liketo meet a good person from USA 4 serious relations, a man of my age or whoolder then I am. I am romantic, opened and very sincere in a relationship.I'm looking for the right guy for me. At first just a friendship, thenwe'll see where this goes, perhaps something serious. Dont reply me if youare not single or you got this by mistake. Svetika,

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hello man
  • On: April 26, 2017, 2:36 a.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly?

Elizabeth Patterson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Big hello.
  • On: May 1, 2017, 1:07 p.m.

Good day to you I am not sure how to start this letter. The fact is I amaddressing a person in the Internet for the very first time. I am reallythrilled and lost. Are you available? Are you wishing to find a soul matefor your life and becoming a family? I'm aching for a person who is able toadore me, respect me and take care of me.! I need a man to sharerelationships with. You arrested my attention in a wink. I'm NAME Yulka. Tome of thirty five y.o. I added my photographs to help you remember me. Ifyou find me hot, please do text me. Iam looking forward to ur answer to myletter. Write me back, please! I could make you hot.I will be waiting foryour message. Have a good day! So long. Missing you, Yuloka! P.S: Oh, andhow old are you and where are you from?

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Big hello.
  • On: May 1, 2017, 5:36 p.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Elizabeth Patterson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Good evening stranger!
  • On: May 18, 2017, 5 a.m.

Hello my dear stranger, How is it? My parents gave me a name Alina, Methirty. I found your profile on a date web site and I want to know moreabout you. I think you would like to know who I am? And I would like totell you. I live in the country name Russia, on south. I live in not bigvillage with unique name Zhivotnovod. I am proud that I live here,unfortunately there is a problem. Although country where i live big enough,but very a bit men who know how to love in reality and how appreciate thethem own woman. I am a single cute woman find in an attempt hearted manfrom United States for real love and relationship, Who really will love meand appreciate. I do not wish be so lonely and spend my life useless. I ama modern girl and I believe it is excellent, we by computer can talk toother people around the world at the moment, while remaining at the home. Iam glad that we can use modern technology. I want to know more about you.If you think I am attractive girl, tell me please something about you. Whatdo you do in your life? What do you like? What are your hobbies? Andanother thing. Please send your photos to my email address. Maybe we willboth have an interesting introduction! I will wait for your quick responseevery hour. Please do not let me be single. With regards and kiss, Alina. Iwould be very happy to know you, and I await your prompt response Alinoka!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Good evening stranger!
  • On: May 18, 2017, 3:27 p.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Elizabeth Patterson
CEO, MNesty, LLC