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  • On: March 10, 2017, 8:56 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hi-I want-to come-over tonight
  • On: March 10, 2017, 8:56 p.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Roy Hobbs
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Dear Randy Hobbs
  • On: Aug. 10, 2018, 1:57 p.m.

Dear Randy Hobbs

Yes we could have a discussion on this matter...i replied your message since 2nd of august but i keep wondering why you have not been able to call me, i am waiting for your call please

Best Regards
Dr Femi Adesina
Special Adviser On Media And Publicity
Phone: + ( +234-705-183-3210)
Office of the Presidency Nigeria
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Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Dear Randy Hobbs
  • On: Aug. 10, 2018, 9:16 p.m.

Hello,
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Roy Hobbs
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Dear Randy Hobbs
  • On: Aug. 11, 2018, 6:45 a.m.

Dear Randy Hobbs

Call me for more details +234-705-183-3210

Best Regards
Dr Femi Adesina
Special Adviser On Media And Publicity
Phone: + ( +234-705-183-3210)
Office of the Presidency Nigeria

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Dear Randy Hobbs
  • On: Aug. 11, 2018, 9:32 a.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Roy Hobbs
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Dear Randy Hobbs
  • On: Aug. 11, 2018, 10:21 a.m.

Dear Randy Hobbs

Call me for more details any time you are less busy i am waiting for your call +234-705-183-3210

Best Regards
Dr Femi Adesina
Special Adviser On Media And Publicity
Phone: + ( +234-705-183-3210)
Office of the Presidency Nigeria

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Dear Randy Hobbs
  • On: Aug. 11, 2018, 3:49 p.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Roy Hobbs
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Dear Randy Hobbs
  • On: Aug. 12, 2018, 6:08 p.m.

Dear Randy Hobbs

It is very important that you call so that we can discuss on modalities of getting your contract part payment of $4.5m across to you…I am waiting for urgent call so as enable me submit my report first thing tomorrow morning before the authorities in charge of releasing your fund

Wishing you a happy weekend

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Dear Randy Hobbs
  • On: Aug. 13, 2018, 4:28 a.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Roy Hobbs
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Dear Randy Hobbs
  • On: Aug. 13, 2018, 6:38 a.m.

Dear Randy Hobbs

I was instructed to contact you after the federal executive Council meeting held which was presided over by Mr. President to Inquire from you clear evidence on recent recovered sum of $4.450.000 accrued interest included

The recovered fund was traced to your email address and it was noticed to have been lifted from the united bank for Africa UBA Lagos Nigeria branch to Capital Finance Bank but presently deposited with our apex bank central bank of Nigeria as an unclaimed fund belonging to a one time contractor with the federal republic of
Nigeria…

We would like you to reconfirm your identity such as a scan copy of your international passport, nature of your job, residential address and telephone number for further details

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Dear Randy Hobbs
  • On: Aug. 13, 2018, 10:50 a.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Roy Hobbs
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Dear Randy Hobbs
  • On: Aug. 13, 2018, 12:06 p.m.

Dear Randy Hobbs

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Dear Randy Hobbs
  • On: Aug. 13, 2018, 11:11 p.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Roy Hobbs
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Dear Randy Hobbs
  • On: Aug. 14, 2018, 4:29 a.m.

Dear Randy Hobbs

To get started you to have provide a valued bank account details where you wish the fund $4.5m to transferred, a scan copy of your international passport or working ID card as a means of legal identification and finally phone number and residential/location address, . i am waiting for your call +234-705-183-3210 asap

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Dear Randy Hobbs
  • On: Aug. 14, 2018, 8:48 a.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Roy Hobbs
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Dear Randy Hobbs
  • On: Aug. 14, 2018, 10:35 a.m.

Dear Roy

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Femi

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Dear Randy Hobbs
  • On: Aug. 14, 2018, 9:36 p.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Roy Hobbs
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Dear Randy Hobbs
  • On: Aug. 14, 2018, 10:44 p.m.

Dear Randy Hobbs

To get started you to have provide a valued bank account details where you wish the fund $4.5m to transferred, a scan copy of your international passport or working ID card as a means of legal identification and finally phone number and residential/location address, . i am waiting for your call +234-705-183-3210 asap

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Dear Randy Hobbs
  • On: Aug. 15, 2018, 1:37 a.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Roy Hobbs
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Fist step and starting point, if indeed you are serious to comply
  • On: Aug. 15, 2018, 5:13 a.m.

Dear Randy Hobbs

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Fist step and starting point, if indeed you are serious to comply
  • On: Aug. 15, 2018, 11:48 a.m.

Hello,
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Roy Hobbs
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: you are not serious
  • On: Aug. 15, 2018, 12:41 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: you are not serious
  • On: Aug. 15, 2018, 8:33 p.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Roy Hobbs
CEO, MNesty, LLC