The colloquy of Louis Scott

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Louis Scott and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: Christmas Special SEO Services !!
  • On: Nov. 23, 2016, 3:39 p.m.

Hi,

This email is in reference to Search Engine Optimization (SEO) Services,
offering "*1^st page rank on Google, Yahoo and Bing *(whatever is your
preferable search engine) *and targeted traffic*" at a very competitive
cost. We will do online promotional activities and work as an SEO Team
for your business.

**

*We will be performing a list of activities in this offer like:*

*On-Page:- *

- Meta Tag Updates (Title, Description and Keywords)

- Set up Google Analytics
- Set up Google Webmaster Tools
- Content Optimization and Update
- Upload Sitemap.xml
- Upload Robots.txt.

- SEO Friendly Check

- Canonical Check

- Recommendation If Required Etc...

*Off-Page:-*

- Social Bookmarking
- Article Writing and Submission
- Press Release Writing and Submission
- Blog Writing and Posting
- Classified Submissions (Product based websites)

- Document Writing and Submission

- Info graphic Creation and Submission and more activities

With all above activities we will also provide Google Places (Map) and
Social Networking (Face book, twitter, Google+, LinkedIn etc.) for your
site to get unique and targeted visitors from your targeted area or country.

Please reply if you are interested in our proposal so that I can provide
you costing and other packages details.

Look forward to hearing from you.

*Note: Please reply with proper details & requirement, so that we will
assist you properly.*

*Kind Regards
*Ankit Pandey
Online SEO Consultant

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Christmas Special SEO Services !!
  • On: Nov. 23, 2016, 3:39 p.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Louis Scott
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Initial SEO Proposal
  • On: Nov. 26, 2016, 4:15 p.m.

Hello Louis,

Greetings of the day!!!

Let me introduce myself first, I am Ajit Kumar Jha working as a
"Business Development Manager" with a leading IT Company "Pioneer IT
Solution PVT. LTD.". I would get to know about your interest in the
online promotion of your business from one of my colleagues. Here I am
to continue the discussion further.

As per your query about the costing for promoting your business
online, kindly go through the SEO Service page, i.e.
http://www.pioneeritsolution.com/seo-packages.php to know what we can
offer you as well as the costing for the same. In order to go further,
do let me know how many keywords you are willing to get optimized for
your business website. Also, share your business website URL this will
help us to do an analysis to search for the relevant Keywords that
will be beneficial for promoting your brand online.

Awaiting for your Sooner and Positive response.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Initial SEO Proposal
  • On: Nov. 26, 2016, 8:42 p.m.

Hi,
I'm just waiting to hear back from the board. Could you perhaps offer some discount, to sway them?

Louis Scott
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Initial SEO Proposal
  • On: Nov. 26, 2016, 9:12 p.m.

Hello Louis,

Firstly I will thanks for your valuable response. And for now, I can
offer you a discount of 20% flat on all the available packages. Kindly
let me know the number of keywords that you are willing to get
optimized for your business website.

Awaiting for your sooner response,

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Initial SEO Proposal
  • On: Nov. 27, 2016, 8:56 a.m.

Hello,
That sounds like a fantastic offering, can you give me a bit more information on it?

Louis Scott
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Initial SEO Proposal
  • On: Nov. 27, 2016, 10:53 a.m.

Hello Louis,

I must appreciate your sooner response and interest towards the
services that we can offer you to advertise your business domain
online. In order to serve you with more detail info about the service,
I would request you to please share your contact no or skype id for
better communication.

I will wait to get a positive response from your end soon.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Initial SEO Proposal
  • On: Nov. 27, 2016, 7:19 p.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, thanks, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? How can it benefit our company exactly?

Louis Scott
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Initial SEO Proposal
  • On: Nov. 28, 2016, 5:12 a.m.

Hello Louis,

Greetings!!!

I would like to describe you a few common things about SEO Services.
The service is exactly used to build an effective online presence. We
will search for the keywords that are beneficial for your brand
promotion as well as relevant to the services that you offer through
your business to the clients. We will perform a number of on-page and
off-page activity according to the package that you will select and
enhance the visibility of your website ranking with the corresponding
keywords. The service will also help you to reach to a wider online
clients who are looking for the same service that you offer in the
market.

I would also request you to please share your business URL that you
are willing to promote with our SEO services. This will also help us
to analyse your website and we can suggest you the relevant keywords.
Also, please let me know about the number of keywords that you are
willing to get optimised for your business website.

Awaiting for your sooner response.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Initial SEO Proposal
  • On: Nov. 28, 2016, 7:57 a.m.

Hello,
That sounds great, could you give us a small example of what this would look like for us? It would be great if you could customize the example to our business a bit.

Louis Scott
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Initial SEO Proposal
  • On: Nov. 28, 2016, 8:47 a.m.

Hello Louis,

Thanks for your valuable and sooner response. I think I am asking
about promoting your business online and you are taking about getting
the website www.mnesty.com completed in terms of designing and
development part. Please do let me know either you are looking for the
services of your website development of some sort of SEO for creating
a distinct online presence in the market among your business
competitors.

It would be rather better if you share your contact no or skype ID so
that we can communicate further.

Awaiting for your sooner response.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Initial SEO Proposal
  • On: Nov. 28, 2016, 11:43 a.m.

Hello,
That sounds great. What sort of volumes are we looking at? What can you reasonably provide, and what turnaround times are we expecting? We're a pretty agile organization and would like to expedite delivery on this.

Louis Scott
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Initial SEO Proposal
  • On: Nov. 28, 2016, 11:59 a.m.

Hello Louis,

I am still not getting; please make the things a bit clear are you
looking for some sort or SEO services or website development from our
end. Please make the things clear so that I could serve you with the
best possible solution.

Awaiting for your response,

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Initial SEO Proposal
  • On: Nov. 28, 2016, 8:32 p.m.

Hello,
Sounds great to me. Do you have some hard information about this that I can share with the board?

Louis Scott
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Initial SEO Proposal
  • On: Nov. 29, 2016, 4:53 a.m.

Hello Louis,

Greetings,

As I have enquired from my end that do let me know what type of
services are you looking for? Kindly let me know, are you looking for
some sort of designing or SEO services for promoting your business
online. Also, please share the business URL that you are willing t
re-designed by us. This will help me to serve better info about the
facts.

Awaiting for your sooner response,

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Initial SEO Proposal
  • On: Nov. 29, 2016, 6:39 a.m.

Hi,
I shared this with the board, and they're all very interested. Could you give me some contact details for further discussion? Also, do you share some information about your company's finances? The board wants to ensure that any company we do business with is financially solvent.

Louis Scott
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Initial SEO Proposal
  • On: Nov. 29, 2016, 7:05 a.m.

Hello Louis,

I will be happy to share the details with you prior to start working
on the project work. But, all I need to know about your requirement.
Are you looking for some sort of website designing or simply looking
for some sort of Online Business Promotion through our services of
SEO? Kindly, do let me know that what exactly you are looking for?
This will help me to serve you with the best business deal and costing
for the project work.

If you wish I can share the contact detail of one of my Clients from
USA on whom project we are working for now.

Awaiting for your sooner response,

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Initial SEO Proposal
  • On: Nov. 29, 2016, 8:24 a.m.

Hello,
That sounds like a fantastic offering, can you give me a bit more information on it?

Louis Scott
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Initial SEO Proposal
  • On: Nov. 29, 2016, 8:35 a.m.

Hello Louis,

I think you are just wasting the time of yours as well as mine. I am
forced to say that just because you even do not know what type of
services are you exactly looking for? I have asked the same several
time, but received almost same reply with no further information.
Kindly share the required info else we can stop the conversation right
here.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Initial SEO Proposal
  • On: Nov. 29, 2016, 12:56 p.m.

Hello,
That sounds like a fantastic offering, can you give me a bit more information on it?

Louis Scott
CEO, MNesty, LLC