The colloquy of Charles Osborne DVM

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Charles Osborne DVM and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: Schatzmannrolf , Let's chat a bit and meet up
  • On: March 28, 2017, 12:36 a.m.

Good day!

I'm sorry for the unexpected letter, I would like to meet you!

I am Olechka! To me 33 years old! I live in Republic Belarus!!!

I do not have a relationship! And havent children! Im romantic, charge,
careful, and gentle woman! I love babies, pets, fitness, meal preparation,
picnics and hikes, and I love the sea! Im love music and films!

I have the opportunity to come to Australia! But first, I looking a good
man! In hoping, our communication, will be good unity and understanding, of
course great desire for a serious relationship at the meeting!

If you are lonely, and wish you will meet soon, please write me! I will be
glad to start our communication!

I look forward to your response!

With great hope!!!!

Olga!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Schatzmannrolf , Let's chat a bit and meet up
  • On: March 28, 2017, 12:36 a.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Charles Osborne DVM
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Schatzmannrolf , Let's chat a bit and meet up
  • On: April 5, 2017, 9:47 a.m.

Hello my friend how are you doing? Did you receive my messages? I hope that you will not be against me to talk?

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Schatzmannrolf , Let's chat a bit and meet up
  • On: April 5, 2017, 1:12 p.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Charles Osborne DVM
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Schatzmannrolf , Let's chat a bit and meet up
  • On: April 17, 2017, 6:54 a.m.

Hi my friend! You excuse that I so rarely write to you this is connected with my work and I had to go to another city for practice. So everything will be fine, but I really want that you and I continue to communicate to build our acquaintance, and in the future I hope that our meeting with you will happen. Well it will depend on our communication and correspondence. I'll look forward to hearing from you.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Schatzmannrolf , Let's chat a bit and meet up
  • On: April 17, 2017, 5:41 p.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Charles Osborne DVM
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Schatzmannrolf , Let's chat a bit and meet up
  • On: May 6, 2017, 12:28 p.m.

Hi my friend! How are you? Where did you disappear to what you stopped writing to me? I have a good job, a house and so I have every day. You know, I wanted to tell you that we have a very cold spring and a cool wind blows. And I think about you all the time. Different thoughts come to me about you. You must be tired already from me and find yourself another girl. If it's not so then I'll look forward to hearing from you. Yours faithfully Olga!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Schatzmannrolf , Let's chat a bit and meet up
  • On: May 6, 2017, 6:38 p.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Charles Osborne DVM
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: hi
  • On: May 12, 2017, 5:52 a.m.

Well again, is not it? That stopped me writing?

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: hi
  • On: May 12, 2017, 10:39 a.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Charles Osborne DVM
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: hi
  • On: May 13, 2017, 2:23 p.m.

A great day my friend Charles!
I am very glad to receive your letter again. I was pleased to receive your answer on this sunny day, I carefully read about everything that you write to me - I just delight everyone with your word. Thank you very much that you could answer my letter, because I was waiting for your answer ;-)
It's a little strange to write to someone I've never seen, especially in a letter it's very difficult to tell about myself, but I'll try to get you to understand me. I can also say about myself that I am incorrigible and romantic, and most importantly, I do not pursue wealth, in a word, I am an unselfish person. I believe that if two people meet and fall in love with each other, for them the social position of each other is not important and there are no boundaries and distances. I'm looking not only for my husband, but also for my partner, a friend who will be with me in joy and in sorrow. I hope I have clearly expressed my thoughts. I'm not choosy, not whimsical, I hate lies and betrayal. I want to give my chosen one all my love, affection and tenderness and will do my best so that this man never regrets his choice and was happy with me. Or even as a friend is happy.
Sincerely your friend Olga.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: hi
  • On: May 13, 2017, 5:04 p.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Charles Osborne DVM
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: hi
  • On: May 15, 2017, 7:05 p.m.

Hello my dear prince!
I am very pleased to receive your letter again. I would like to ask you - you understand my letters?! In spite of my foreign language?! Did you have any additional questions or whether to me, do not hesitate to ask, ok and I'll be sure to answer them. So how does this help us learn more about each other, what would have been clear that we represent.
I think we have to recognize each other as much as possible, as this contribute to more information about us. Perhaps even we can meet someday. But as long as we need as much as possible to write to each other. I also want to know all about you. I hope that in the next letter, you can fill his characterization of himself. Well, as you can see again, I need to continue to work. I do something I stay on the Internet. I very much hope that you like, all that I write and tell???!!! I'll be waiting with great interest your response.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: hi
  • On: May 16, 2017, 1:03 a.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Charles Osborne DVM
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: hi
  • On: May 16, 2017, 7:04 p.m.

Good afternoon Charles!!!
I was very happy to receive your answer today. Every day I become more and more enjoyable to learn more about you as a person from another country. How are you doing today? Is everything alright? I am good. Today I got up early on. I very much wanted to see your letter that came up early to work before, so I knew that you write to me. And I came to work even harder just to become happy because I saw your wonderful letter and now I read it and enjoy your strings. The main thing that it was a letter from you Charles!!! ;)
I'm also fond of sports. I like to swim very now use the pool once a week. In the winter I like to ski, but now every day I try to jog in the park, which is located near my house. When I have free time, I prefer dancing. Do you like to dance? I like to be in shape, because it helps the body and the working mood. You like to do sports? If so then what is the most favorite sport???
I'll be waiting for your answer eagerly. Please write to you as soon as possible. All the best, good working hours and you mood.
Your good friend Olga.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: hi
  • On: May 16, 2017, 9:46 p.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Charles Osborne DVM
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: hi
  • On: May 18, 2017, 7:56 a.m.

Good afternoon Charles!!!
I was very happy to receive your letter today. I wanted to discuss with you on the account of my laid-off leave from work. I feel and I know that you wanted to meet me. I will say this is an opportunity for us to get to know each other faster. But we still do not have trust in each other. It would be great to get to know each other closer and after the meeting to fully understand each other. I think, the more we learn each other, it will help us and build our future relations in the future. What do you think? Do you generally like to recognize me and have contact with me?
How do you feel about this, what's your opinion?!
I will be waiting for your answer.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: hi
  • On: May 18, 2017, 6:40 p.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Charles Osborne DVM
CEO, MNesty, LLC