The colloquy of Jerry Kaufman

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Jerry Kaufman and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: Vendor Inquiry
  • On: Nov. 6, 2018, 2 a.m.

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School Vendors Directory

K12 Academics invites you to submit a profile to our School Vendors
directory. When advertising it is a matter of posting a billboard on a
backroad or a highway. We are the highway.

We are the #1 ranked School Vendor directory on the internet. We have
both #1 searches and page one Keywords on Google for School Vendors.
Profile Listing Pricing: One Year Listing In State Listing- $199;
Regional Listing (2-16 states) $299; Nationwide Listing- $499

Ranking- K12 Academics is the #1 ranked School Vendors directory on the internet
Page One Google- We have 13 #1 searches and 48 Keywords on Page One of
Google for School Vendors.

Benefits, Guarantees & what you receive with advertising with K12 Academics

Target Audience: This directory is one of twelve targeting the
Education Sector. This includes Schools, School Districts, Colleges,
Universities, Museums, Camps and Libraries. We work with the entire
education sector in the U.S. and generate visitors from every
Township, County and City in the U.S.

Website Traffic- We will traffic over five million unique visitors, 25
million unique pageviews and 50 million hits in 2018

Sitewide Banners
We also offer sitewide banners on K12 Academics. Banners average
anywhere from 8-20 million impressions and 2,000-12,000 CTR annually.
Email [email protected] or visit this link.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Vendor Inquiry
  • On: Nov. 6, 2018, 2 a.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly? Does it resemble https://photricity.com/flw/ajax/?

Jerry Kaufman
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: RE: Vendor Inquiry
  • On: Nov. 6, 2018, 12:56 p.m.

Jerry
Below is a direct link to the School Vendors directory, which is #1 on google
http://www.k12academics.com/national-directories/school-vendor

This is for businesses looking to promote their services to the entire education sector- Purchasing Managers for Schools, Districts, Libraries, Colleges, Universities, Museums and Camps.

The directory is organized by state>product type/services. If interested they browse the directory and contact you accordingly.

Profile Listing Pricing: (One Year Listing) In State Listing- $199; Regional Listing (2-16 states) $299; Nationwide Listing- $499

There are over 500+ categories you can choose from. To register, you can visit the link below follow instructions and your profile will go live within the hour
http://www.k12academics.com/node/add/school-vendors

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: RE: Vendor Inquiry
  • On: Nov. 6, 2018, 1:29 p.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Jerry Kaufman
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: RE: RE: Vendor Inquiry
  • On: Nov. 6, 2018, 2:04 p.m.

Jerry
The original email details it is all very simple. We are not a bidding service. You would submit your profile and choose the state(s) and categories you want listed. Pricing is below. You submit your profile make payment and you are then indexed in the directory. Those interested browse and contact accordingly.

Profile Listing Pricing: (One Year Listing) In State Listing- $199; Regional Listing (2-16 states) $299; Nationwide Listing- $499

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: RE: RE: Vendor Inquiry
  • On: Nov. 6, 2018, 7:53 p.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Jerry Kaufman
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: RE: RE: RE: Vendor Inquiry
  • On: Nov. 6, 2018, 8:39 p.m.

Jerry,
We are offering a profile listing that would advertise your services and reach the education sector.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: RE: RE: RE: Vendor Inquiry
  • On: Nov. 7, 2018, 5:08 a.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Jerry Kaufman
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: Vendor Inquiry
  • On: Nov. 9, 2018, 1:13 p.m.

Jerry,
Let me know you received my email response Wednesday. To submit your listing visit the link below. Follow instructions and your profile will go live within the hour
https://www.k12academics.com/node/add/school-vendors

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: RE: RE: RE: RE: Vendor Inquiry
  • On: Nov. 9, 2018, 4:22 p.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Jerry Kaufman
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: Vendor Inquiry
  • On: Nov. 9, 2018, 4:59 p.m.

Jerry
I can discount $199 to $150, $299 to $250 and $499 to $399.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: Vendor Inquiry
  • On: Nov. 10, 2018, 2:37 a.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Jerry Kaufman
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Vendor followup
  • On: Nov. 12, 2018, 2:51 p.m.

Jerry,
I hope you are ready to submit a profile to K12 Academics. This is your friendly weekly reminder. When advertising It is a matter of posting a billboard on a backroad or a highway. We are the highway.

We are the #1 ranked School Vendor directory on the internet. We have both #1 searches and page one Keywords on Google for School Vendors.

Profile Listing Pricing: One Year Listing In State Listing- $199; Regional Listing (2-16 states) $299; Nationwide Listing- $499

Visit the Directory- https://www.k12academics.com/national-directories/school-vendor
Submit your Profile- https://www.k12academics.com/node/add/school-vendors
Example Profile- https://www.k12academics.com/national-directories/school-vendor/event-hydration-solutions-llc

Ranking- K12 Academics is the #1 ranked School Vendors directory on the internet https://www.k12academics.com/K12%20Academics%20vs%20Competitiors/k12-academics-vs-school-vendor-website-competitors

Page One Google- We have 13 #1 searches and 48 Keywords on Page One of Google for School Vendors.
https://www.k12academics.com/K12%20Academics%20Search%20Engine%20Keywords/school-vendor-search-engine-keywords

Benefits, Guarantees & what you receive with advertising with K12 Academics https://www.k12academics.com/benefits-advertising-k12-academics

Target Audience: This directory is one of twelve targeting the Education Sector. This includes Schools, School Districts, Colleges, Universities, Museums, Camps and Libraries. We work with the entire education sector in the U.S. and generate visitors from every Township, County and City in the U.S.
https://www.k12academics.com/educational-businesses

Website Traffic- We will traffic over five million unique visitors, 25 million unique pageviews and 50 million hits in 2018 https://www.k12academics.com/website-traffic

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Vendor followup
  • On: Nov. 12, 2018, 4:09 p.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Jerry Kaufman
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: School Vendor followup
  • On: Nov. 19, 2018, 1:56 p.m.

Jerry,
I hope you are ready to submit a profile to K12 Academics. This is your friendly weekly reminder. When advertising It is a matter of posting a billboard on a backroad or a highway. We are the highway.

We are the #1 ranked School Vendor directory on the internet. We have both #1 searches and page one Keywords on Google for School Vendors.

Profile Listing Pricing: One Year Listing In State Listing- $199; Regional Listing (2-16 states) $299; Nationwide Listing- $499

Visit the Directory- https://www.k12academics.com/national-directories/school-vendor
Submit your Profile- https://www.k12academics.com/node/add/school-vendors
Example Profile- https://www.k12academics.com/national-directories/school-vendor/event-hydration-solutions-llc

Ranking- K12 Academics is the #1 ranked School Vendors directory on the internet https://www.k12academics.com/K12%20Academics%20vs%20Competitiors/k12-academics-vs-school-vendor-website-competitors

Page One Google- We have 13 #1 searches and 48 Keywords on Page One of Google for School Vendors.
https://www.k12academics.com/K12%20Academics%20Search%20Engine%20Keywords/school-vendor-search-engine-keywords

Benefits, Guarantees & what you receive with advertising with K12 Academics https://www.k12academics.com/benefits-advertising-k12-academics

Target Audience: This directory is one of twelve targeting the Education Sector. This includes Schools, School Districts, Colleges, Universities, Museums, Camps and Libraries. We work with the entire education sector in the U.S. and generate visitors from every Township, County and City in the U.S.
https://www.k12academics.com/educational-businesses

Website Traffic- We will traffic over five million unique visitors, 25 million unique pageviews and 50 million hits in 2018 https://www.k12academics.com/website-traffic

Spammer

  • Subject: Jerry- Vendor followup
  • On: Nov. 26, 2018, 1:19 p.m.

Jerry,
End of the month- Ready to submit your profile now? Submit this week to receive +3 months for a 15 month listing period.

We are the #1 ranked School Vendor directory on the internet. We have both #1 searches and page one Keywords on Google for School Vendors.

Profile Listing Pricing: One Year Listing In State Listing- $199; Regional Listing (2-16 states) $299; Nationwide Listing- $499

Visit the Directory- https://www.k12academics.com/national-directories/school-vendor
Submit your Profile- https://www.k12academics.com/node/add/school-vendors
Example Profile- https://www.k12academics.com/national-directories/school-vendor/event-hydration-solutions-llc

Ranking- K12 Academics is the #1 ranked School Vendors directory on the internet https://www.k12academics.com/K12%20Academics%20vs%20Competitiors/k12-academics-vs-school-vendor-website-competitors

Page One Google- We have 13 #1 searches and 48 Keywords on Page One of Google for School Vendors.
https://www.k12academics.com/K12%20Academics%20Search%20Engine%20Keywords/school-vendor-search-engine-keywords

Benefits, Guarantees & what you receive with advertising with K12 Academics https://www.k12academics.com/benefits-advertising-k12-academics

Target Audience: This directory is one of twelve targeting the Education Sector. This includes Schools, School Districts, Colleges, Universities, Museums, Camps and Libraries. We work with the entire education sector in the U.S. and generate visitors from every Township, County and City in the U.S.
https://www.k12academics.com/educational-businesses

Website Traffic- We will traffic over five million unique visitors, 25 million unique pageviews and 50 million hits in 2018 https://www.k12academics.com/website-traffic

Spammer

  • Subject: RE: Jerry- Vendor followup
  • On: Nov. 28, 2018, 2:51 p.m.

Let me know you received our email Monday, still want to submit your profile and take advantage of our special.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: RE: Jerry- Vendor followup
  • On: Nov. 28, 2018, 9:22 p.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Jerry Kaufman
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: RE: RE: Jerry- Vendor followup
  • On: Nov. 28, 2018, 9:53 p.m.

Jerry,
Visit the link below to submit your listing. Follow instructions and your profile will go live within the hour
http://www.k12academics.com/node/add/school-vendors

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: RE: RE: Jerry- Vendor followup
  • On: Nov. 29, 2018, 4:53 a.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Jerry Kaufman
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: RE: RE: RE: Jerry- Vendor followup
  • On: Nov. 30, 2018, 3:34 p.m.

Jerry,
Let me know you received my email response Wednesday. To submit your listing visit the link below. Follow instructions and your profile will go live within the hour
https://www.k12academics.com/node/add/school-vendors

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: RE: RE: RE: Jerry- Vendor followup
  • On: Nov. 30, 2018, 8:13 p.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Jerry Kaufman
CEO, MNesty, LLC