The colloquy of Mary Jackson

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Mary Jackson and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: From Dr. Herbert Wigwe..
  • On: Jan. 30, 2017, 3:12 a.m.

FROM THE DESK OF: Dr HERBERT WIGWE
PAY MASTER GENERAL ACCESS BANK OF NIGERIA

ATTN: BENEFICIARY,

I AM Dr. HERBERT WIGWE THE ACCESS BANK MANAGER ASSIGN BY THE UNITED
NATION COMPENSATION COMMISSION TO RELEASE YOUR AWARD WINNING
INHERITANCE ENTITLEMENT PRICE APPROVE ON YOUR FAVOR ON 27TH OF JULY 2016.

HOWEVER, WE RECEIVED AN AUTHORIZATION LETTER FROM YOUR BROTHER MR
PALMER WILLIAMS A BRITISH CITIZEN STATING THAT YOU PERMITTED HIM TO
RECEIVE THIS FUND ON YOUR BEHALF DUE TO YOUR HEALTH CONDITION, IN VIEW
TO THIS APPROVAL WE ARE WRITING TO KNOW IF YOU IN ANYWAY PERMITTED OR
OTHERWISE ON A WRITTEN NOTE TO ALLOW MR. PALMER WILLIAMS TO CLAIM
YOUR AWARD WINING PRICE.

NOTED: BASE ON OUR NEW BANKING PROTOCOLS. WE SHALL PROCEED WITH
IMMEDIATE EFFECT IN REMITTING THIS SAID FUND INTO MR PALMER WILLIAMS
BANK ACCOUNT IF YOU DID NOT RESPOND TO US IN THREE BANKING DAYS AS HE
HAS MADE US TO UNDERSTAND THAT YOU ARE NO MORE ALIVE AND HE IS YOUR
NEXT OF KIN TO CLAIM THIS FUND, THIS DECISION IS BINDING IN ACCORDANCE
WITH ARTICLE 357 ACT OF THE LAWS ESTABLISHING IN THIS SUPREME OFFICE.

YOURS SINCERELY,

Dr. HERBERT WIGWE
ACCESS BANK MANAGING DIRECTOR.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: From Dr. Herbert Wigwe..
  • On: Jan. 30, 2017, 3:12 a.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Mary Jackson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: From Dr. Herbert Wigwe..
  • On: Jan. 30, 2017, 6:50 a.m.

Attention: Beneficiary,

Transaction Notification For Remittance Of Your Claim Total payment

This is to acknowledge your quick response and every content therein
was well noted to ensure smooth transaction. it is a pleasure to let
you know that we are happy for your email which stated that you did
not know him. but all we pray is that the good lord will keep you
alive to enjoy your fund because it must surely be release to you as
we have establish the real truth,

Please Do not be skeptical because your payment is 100% legit and
real, i hereby attached a copy of photograph International passport
he presented to us on this claim for your pursue,as a matter of fact
we once again crave your indulgence that since he is not your real
brother , did you in anyway engage yourself in any kind of business
transaction with him before. because he is trying to put it to you
that you own him a lot of money due to the business he was involved
with you before,

We also plead for your understanding because the most important thing
for us is to get your payment send to you since we have already been
notify that you did not know him. nevertheless every step we take
towards bringing your payment to your door step is been review to the
foreign affairs on financial matters including the United nation
humanitarian affairs . and every documentation backing up your payment
is right now in my front desk which will be further sent to you along
with your approve payment. and we promise you that this man will never
go unpunished for this false news, You can contact us through our
official email bellow and also visit our website to enable us serve
you better,

EMAIL [email protected]
Tel: +234 813 6974 889
Website http://accng.com.ng/access/

We urge you to treat with utmost urgency to enable us dispense our
duties and obligation accordingly thereby allowing us to serve you in
a timely fashion.This office is under full obligation to give you a
satisfactory service delivery once you have embraced our request with
anticipated
compliance. Again, thank you for making use of our bank for your
financial services.

Thank you for choosing Access Bank- it is our pleasure to serve you better!

DR HERBERT WIGWE
Manager, Access Bank Nig, PLC
Tel: +234 8161 396 525

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: From Dr. Herbert Wigwe..
  • On: Jan. 30, 2017, 3:23 p.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Mary Jackson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: From Dr. Herbert Wigwe..
  • On: Jan. 30, 2017, 8:20 p.m.

Thank you for your quick response to this matter, please Do note that
is payment you are about to receive is coming directly from the united
nation humanitarian affair. we the access bank has been assign to
transfer the fund to you. so do not be skeptical because every
arrangement to ensure you receive your payment has been put in place,

However base on the payment instruction we receive from the board of
director regarding to the release of this fund to you, you are hereby
advice to choose only one payment option to enable us pay you,

The payment option are ATM CARD, and
Through our online banking method,

Kindly reconfirm your home address and direct number for smooth
transaction, please kindly make your choice and keep us posted to
enable us conclude the obligation holding your payment release,
Awaiting your urgent compliance to our instruction while we serve you
better.

This office is under full obligation to give you a satisfactory
service delivery once you have embraced our request with anticipated
compliance.Again, thank you for making use of our bank for your
financial services.

Thank you for choosing Access Bank- it is our pleasure to serve you
better! herein is my working ID

DR HERBERT WIGWE
Manager, Access Bank Nig, PLC

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: From Dr. Herbert Wigwe..
  • On: Jan. 31, 2017, 5:29 a.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Mary Jackson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: From Dr. Herbert Wigwe..
  • On: Jan. 31, 2017, 1:14 p.m.

Kindly visit our website to know more about us, everything you need to
know is in there for your pursue, you can also contact us through our
official email address,

EMAIL [email protected]
Tel: +234 0813 6974 889
Website http://accng.com.ng/access/

We urge you to treat with utmost urgency to enable us dispense our
duties and obligation accordingly thereby allowing us to serve you in
a timely fashion.This office is under full obligation to give you a
satisfactory service delivery once you have embraced our request with
anticipated
compliance. Again, thank you for making use of our bank for your
financial services.

Thank you for choosing Access Bank- it is our pleasure to serve you better!

DR HERBERT WIGWE
Manager, Access Bank Nig, PLC
Tel: +234 8161 396 525

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: From Dr. Herbert Wigwe..
  • On: Jan. 31, 2017, 6:43 p.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Mary Jackson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: From Dr. Herbert Wigwe..
  • On: Feb. 13, 2017, 7:04 a.m.

Why the sudden silence. did you not receive our last email regarding
to your fund release valued the sum of USD$10,000,000,00, Note every
arrangement regarding to your fund delivery has been put in place and
you are the only one delaying your fund from getting to your door
step, Kindly get back to us immediately to enable us served you better

Thank you for choosing Access Bank- it is our pleasure to serve you better!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: From Dr. Herbert Wigwe..
  • On: Feb. 13, 2017, noon

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Mary Jackson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: From Dr. Herbert Wigwe..
  • On: Feb. 14, 2017, 11:33 a.m.

Yes Miss Mary Jackson, Do Note that you are the only one delaying your
payment release ever since this fund was approved in your favor.
However be inform that your payment has been move back into the access
bank Escrow account to ensure your payment is not been diverted any
one,

We shall proceed today into securing a non residential account in your
favor thereby credit your total fund into ATM card which will be
delivered to your home address.

You hereby advice to reconfirm your new residence address and direct
telephone number including your next of kin to enable us proceed and
pay you your approved payment valued the sum of USD$10,000,000,00 only

We look forward in hearing from you soon to enable us served you better

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: From Dr. Herbert Wigwe..
  • On: Feb. 14, 2017, 12:39 p.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Mary Jackson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: From Dr. Herbert Wigwe..
  • On: Feb. 15, 2017, 7:55 a.m.

According to the protocol of this bank,you are required to follow this
bank instruction because your fund is 100% Legal and Ready which you
are the one holding this fund to get in your country bank account. as
a matter of fact we have successfully established an online account on
your behalf which will enable you transfer your funds from your
online account to your nominated bank account in your State if you are
not interested in your ATM card.

You can gradually transfer any amount you want to your nominated
account and leave the balance in your online bank account. Withdrawal
can be made as soon as the funds transfer have been completed and
confirmed in your nominated bank account, To this effect, You are
advice to click on the http://accng.com.ng/access/online/update (CLICK
ON OR COPY the website and login) and re-login your account number
and Pin given BELOW:

CUSTOMER ONLINE ACCOUNT NUMBER:1487143952
TRANSFER PIN : Jackson

On confirmation of your total sum $10,000,000.00 (Ten MILLION United
State Dollars Only) click on the TRANSFER in your account and fill
in your receiving designated bank account details and complete the
transfer to your account yourself, Please feel free to contact us if
you have any question

Thank you for choosing Access Bank, it is our pleasure to serve you better!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: From Dr. Herbert Wigwe..
  • On: Feb. 15, 2017, 8 a.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly?

Mary Jackson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: From Dr. Herbert Wigwe..
  • On: Feb. 15, 2017, 1:31 p.m.

I am a banker, the managing director of access bank of Nigeria in
charge of releasing your approved payment to you, i do not know what
product you are asking for, my duty as the director of this bank is to
ensure your approved fund is been transfer into your bank account,you
can go through our website for more details and get back to us
immediately to enable us pay you

Website: http://accng.com.ng/access/

As we stated before now that your fund valued the sum of
10,000,000,00 has been certify free from any criminal source and also
from drug terrorist activity as challenged by adversaries.the UN
intelligence/monitoring Agency,the federal republic of Nigeria has
declare its free from illegality

This is in accordance with the united nation drug and crime
chapter,paragraph 24 section 2b subsection 7d stating that any fund
transfer, delivery or withdraw, the fund must be certified drug free
by the united nation divisional center federal republic of Nigeria to
certified its source and legal origin

Consequently the above inheritance is certified as being free from
drug trafficking,money laundering or any illegal or unlawful basic
standard,

We look forward in hearing from you soon to enable us served you better

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: From Dr. Herbert Wigwe..
  • On: Feb. 15, 2017, 2:56 p.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Mary Jackson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: From Dr. Herbert Wigwe..
  • On: Feb. 15, 2017, 7:34 p.m.

You can visit our website and contact me through our bank official
number. or you can call me on my direct telephone number, bellow

Tel: +234 816 139 6525

If you can not call due to one reason or the other. you can drop your
telephone number for me to call you also, I once again remind you
that your payment is very much ready to be delivered to you as soon as
you comply with the bank instructions

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: From Dr. Herbert Wigwe..
  • On: Feb. 16, 2017, 5:19 a.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly?

Mary Jackson
CEO, MNesty, LLC