The colloquy of Lisa Cox

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Lisa Cox and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: Yours Faithfully
  • On: Nov. 24, 2016, 6:05 p.m.

Greeting !!!

This is to bring to your notice that a bank draft of $950,000.00 United
States Dollars,have been issued in your favor by World Bank from a random
computer e-mail search. After this automated computer ballot, your e-mail
address emerged as one of (10)twelve winners in the fourth category for the
second prize and your winning fall within the africa claiming booklet. this
program was organized to reduce the rate of poverty and to compensate scam
victims in the world. Margaret Sawers worker in the World Bank have
deposited the draft with (FEDEX EXPRESS, NIGERIA), after many e-mails to
you which you have not replied. I have travelled out of Nigeria now,I do
hope that you will receive this mail and act fast. What you have to do now
is to contact the FEDEX EXPRESS NIGERIA as soon as possible to know when
they will deliver the package to you because of the expiring date. For your
information the delivering Charge,Insurance premium and Clearance
Certificate Fee of the Cheque showing that it is not a Drug Money or meant
to sponsor Terrorist attack in your Country has been paid.

You are advice to contact the courier services immediately Again,we would
have paid for the Security Keeping fee but they refused because they said
they don't know when you will contact them and in case of demurrage.

You have to contact the FEDEX EXPRESS NIGERIA now for the delivery of your
Bank Draft valued at $950,000.00 United States Dollars with this
information,All you have to do is contact or furnish FEDEX EXPRESS NIGERIA
with your identification for verification of the details there in their
office. Send them the following details with their email there as emailing
me back will be impossible.

Names in full......................
Residential Address.................
Country...........................
Next of Kin ......................
Occupation .......................
Telephone number,.................

Contact Dispatch director:
Mr.Mark Morgan
Email:[email protected]
Telephone Number:+2348073905602
Fedex Courier West Africa

Contact Mr.Mark Morgan there and know when the Draft will get to your
address,Let me repeat again,try to contact them as soon as you receive this
mail to avoid any further delay and remember to pay them their Security
Keeping fee of $205.00 USD ( Two Hundred And Five United State Dollar) Only
for their immediate action.

Congratulation once again on behalf of the entire staff of

Worldbank.
Yours Faithfully,
Margaret Sawers.
World Bank

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Yours Faithfully
  • On: Nov. 24, 2016, 6:05 p.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Lisa Cox
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: reason for my charity offer
  • On: Feb. 22, 2017, 7:42 a.m.

My Dear Friend, I am writing this mail to you in tears and sorrow from my
heart but I know there is absolutely going to be a great doubt and distrust
in your heart in respect of this email, coupled with the fact that, so many
miscreants and impostors (scammers) have taken possession of the Internet
to facilitate their nefarious deeds, thereby making it extremely difficult
for genuine and legitimate business class persons to get attention and
recognition over a legitimate business. But please do not doubt or have
distrust in your heart concerning this gesture because this gesture is 100%
for Real and Legitimate. And I am very sure you can make a lot of
difference by replying to my mail, become good friends in Christ and see
that with greater power comes greater responsibility. You can make a lot of
changes in the life of others with this great offer from the Lord through
me to you, most especially the poor at heart, and the less privileged.
Firstly, I think i would start all with a proper introduction of myself.

I am Ms. Grace David, A widow to Late Stafford David. I am 62 years old,
suffering from long time cancer of the breast. From all indications, my
condition is really deteriorating and is quite obvious that I may not live
more than two months according to my doctor, because the stage at which my
cancer is (Level 3), it is so Critical and also to a very Severe stage. My
personal physician told me that I may not live for more than 4 months and I
am so scared about it. My late husband and i both grew up in a motherless
home in Australia we got married and we travel to the United States for our
wedding and we decided to stay back here simply because it is a lovely
place to stay and we were given a permanent stay after so many years of
stay and also we have no child of our own due to one problem and the other,
since his death I decided not to re-marry or get a child outside my
matrimonial home which the Bible is against even though i wish to have. It
is late now you know, and age is no longer on my side but i still believe
the lord will send me someone that will make me smile which is you because
the bible says in the book of psalms 41: 1 Blessed is he that considereth
the poor, the Lord will deliver him in time of trouble.

So, I now decided to give all of my wealth, by contributing to the
development of the motherless baby homes, less privileges, needy, poor,
charity homes, widows and Cancer patient too in your country and i just
want you to forget about the distance between me and you. I am willing to
donate the sum of $8,000,000.00 USD, which is still the major inheritance i
have left. I wish you could be someone who i could trust with all my heart
to make this wish of mine come true despite my prayers over you before i
get to contact you. And I really need you to use the funds to help the poor
which is very essential and also the widow and cancer patient as me. I know
this is hard, but you should keep this saying in your heart that you can do
it, It will be a miracle from above to be able to help all the dear people
that are less fortunate, as you have been laid on my heart to do his will.
This gesture will be use on 50/50 ratio, 50% of the gesture will be given
to charities while the remaining 50% will be kept for your self and your
family as part of my personal gesture to you.

And i want you to contact me so that we can be in contact with all the less
fortunate out there. Give new lives, hopes and good education. I have come
to find out that wealth acquisition without Christ is vanity and i hope you
will agree with this also. I will be praying hard that Satan will not stop
this effort. Do contact me and i will tell you more of what you wish to
know.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: reason for my charity offer
  • On: Feb. 22, 2017, 5:05 p.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, can you give me information on how we can proceed with claiming the funds?

Lisa Cox
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: reason for my charity offer
  • On: Feb. 28, 2017, 11:45 a.m.

How are you doing my beloved? I am still waiting for your reply concerning
my last message. Your reply. Grace.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: reason for my charity offer
  • On: Feb. 28, 2017, 5:22 p.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, can you give me information on how we can proceed with claiming the funds?

Lisa Cox
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: can i trust you?
  • On: Feb. 28, 2017, 10:48 p.m.

I received your email. My beloved we can meet in person because of my
present condition. Although i must let you know that things will work out
as plan if only you choose to work in good fate because i really need who i
can trust with the funds before i will passed on and may the Peace of the
Lord continue to be upon you and your family Amen.
But my beloved the funds was deposited with an international bank, LLOYDS
BANK in their Security Room/DEPT since 2006 securing with an insurance
order, which you will contact them to start the project in your country
before i pass away, I will continue to remember you and your family in
prayers, and please make sure the funds are use for the said project such
as homes, schools and churches for the less privilege in your country
because it is the may reason for this charity project. I will continue to
pray for you and your family and also your kind effort in this project
because i know that you and your family will never regret accomplishing
this charity project for the humanitarian.

Now my questions are..1. Can You handle this project?2. Can I give you this
trust?.

My Beloved, If this is agreed by you i will advice you to write the bank
through E-mail for a better understanding which i will give you the bank
contact information for you to contact them and Open an online offshore
account with them so that they can transfer the gesture to you in your
country and also for easy communication please do not hesitate to get back
to me at least for me to know the position of things from your side. Make
sure the churches and schools and homes are built for the Less privileged
in your country. Attached are my pictures of my late husband and I so you
can see my present condition.

My Beloved, May the Peace of the Lord be with you and your family. And I
hope to hear from you as soon as possible. God Bless you.

Note: Because of too much content of my message and because of email
traffic please do sometimes check your junk or spam folder for my message.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: can i trust you?
  • On: March 1, 2017, 4:46 a.m.

Hello,
Hmm, I'm afraid I don't understand. What will the funds be used for?

Lisa Cox
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: can i trust you?
  • On: March 1, 2017, 3:25 p.m.

The funds will be use for a charity project. If you read my first couple of
message you will understand the reason for this charity project. The
gesture is being donated to you to affect the less fortunate and orphans
out there in the street. Firstly, let me tell you how i got in contact with
you. I got your email from an auto search online web when i was searching
for a reputable and trust worthy person to donate this great gesture to, so
when i came across your profile, The spirit tells me you are the rightful
person to help me actualize this dream project before i passed away. I
decided to use this auto search online magazine because the motherless home
my late Husband I brought up in Australia, there was one wealthy man who
was a magazine C.E.O that normally gives to our motherless home then, but
presently he is dead. Please remember in life that anything is possible. I
would have love to speak to you on phone to ease your fear but because of
my present illness and my ear default i can not make or received calls.
Even before these day, i did an ossiculoplasty operation but could still
barely use it properly to hear due to my old age. An ossiculoplasty is an
operation to correct any problems with the tiny bones that are responsible
for transmitting sound from the eardrum to the inner ear, unfortunately,
the tinny bones of my ear connecting to the inner ear is bad. My beloved I
understand your slight point of self security cautiousness because of the
high rate of con activities going on rapidly on the internet and so many
miscreants and impostors (scammers) have taken possession of the Internet
to facilitate their nefarious deeds, thereby making it extremely difficult
for genuine and legitimate business class persons to get attention and
recognition over a legitimate business but you have to be very convince
that there are some basic things we face in life and those things suppress
into our unconscious state of mind which affect our adult personality treat
and behavioral deposition. We can not stop using the internet because some
hoodlums are red-flagging the good deed or legitimate business transaction
online, No, and that could never give chance for people to neglect its
legitimate services. Please this gesture is for real and you really have to
accept this gesture in Good Faith. The less fortunate, our dying children,
the sick once. Please you have to left aside any feelings of fear as this
gesture is for real and legitimate and i re-assured and guaranteed that you
will never regret accepting this gesture. Thanks. Grace David.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: can i trust you?
  • On: March 2, 2017, 12:22 a.m.

Hello,
Hmm, I'm afraid I don't understand. What will the funds be used for?

Lisa Cox
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: can i trust you?
  • On: March 2, 2017, 5:21 a.m.

I said the fund should be use for a charity offer.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: can i trust you?
  • On: March 2, 2017, 6:08 a.m.

Hello,
Hmm, I'm afraid I don't understand. What will the funds be used for?

Lisa Cox
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: can i trust you?
  • On: March 4, 2017, 8:51 a.m.

The funds should be use for a charity project once you receive it.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: can i trust you?
  • On: March 4, 2017, 5:38 p.m.

Hello,
Yes, certainly. Could you give me more information on how we can make the transfer?

Lisa Cox
CEO, MNesty, LLC