The colloquy of Jill Love

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Jill Love and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: I know you are busy
  • On: April 14, 2017, 1:41 p.m.

Dear Oscar,

I know life gets busy, one minute we're shopping for something and the next
too busy to even think about it. I don't want to miss out on the opportunity
to earn your business. I wanted to follow up and see if you needed to ORDER
any pressure indicating sensor film at this time?

Here are some top reasons to purchase directly from me:

1. 15+ years of hands pressure/temperature measurement experience.

2. Best pricing in the industry.

3. Everything in stock and ready to ship the same day.

4. Laser cutting / custom cutting options available at a great price.

5. I accept credit cards, PO's, checks, & wire transfers.

Please contact me DIRECTLY for BEST Prices, Delivery, Service & Expert
Advice.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: I know you are busy
  • On: April 14, 2017, 3:06 p.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Jill Love
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: RE: I know you are busy
  • On: April 14, 2017, 3:09 p.m.

I am not sure what Oscar requested info about originally.

Please contact me DIRECTLY for BEST Prices, Delivery, Service & Expert Advice.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: RE: I know you are busy
  • On: April 15, 2017, 2:48 a.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Jill Love
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: RE: RE: I know you are busy
  • On: April 15, 2017, 10:58 a.m.

I am available all of next week.

Please contact me DIRECTLY for BEST Prices, Delivery, Service & Expert Advice.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: RE: RE: I know you are busy
  • On: April 15, 2017, 9:01 p.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Jill Love
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: RE: RE: RE: I know you are busy
  • On: April 15, 2017, 9:31 p.m.

You are a logistics company, this feels like a scam.

Please contact me DIRECTLY for BEST Prices, Delivery, Service & Expert Advice.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: RE: RE: RE: I know you are busy
  • On: April 16, 2017, 9:19 a.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Jill Love
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: I know you are busy
  • On: April 16, 2017, 2:56 p.m.

My info is in my signature as its always been.

Please contact me DIRECTLY for BEST Prices, Delivery, Service & Expert Advice.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: RE: RE: RE: RE: I know you are busy
  • On: April 16, 2017, 6:38 p.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Jill Love
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: I know you are busy
  • On: April 16, 2017, 7:17 p.m.

www.sensorprod.com

Please contact me DIRECTLY for BEST Prices, Delivery, Service & Expert Advice.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: I know you are busy
  • On: April 17, 2017, 2:37 a.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Jill Love
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: I know you are busy
  • On: April 17, 2017, 12:32 p.m.

What is your phone number Jill?

Please contact me DIRECTLY for BEST Prices, Delivery, Service & Expert Advice.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: I know you are busy
  • On: April 17, 2017, 10:50 p.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Jill Love
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: I know you are busy
  • On: April 18, 2017, 1:11 p.m.

Jill,

This is becoming repetitive, if you want to know more call me.

Please contact me DIRECTLY for BEST Prices, Delivery, Service & Expert Advice.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: I know you are busy
  • On: April 18, 2017, 6:04 p.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Jill Love
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: I know you are busy
  • On: April 18, 2017, 6:51 p.m.

Call me whenever you like, you have my cell phone number.

Please contact me DIRECTLY for BEST Prices, Delivery, Service & Expert Advice.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: I know you are busy
  • On: April 19, 2017, 6:25 a.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Jill Love
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: I know you are busy
  • On: April 19, 2017, 12:14 p.m.

Are you a robot?

Please contact me DIRECTLY for BEST Prices, Delivery, Service & Expert Advice.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: I know you are busy
  • On: April 19, 2017, 2:18 p.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Jill Love
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: I know you are busy
  • On: April 19, 2017, 2:19 p.m.

You are a robot, excellent.

Please contact me DIRECTLY for BEST Prices, Delivery, Service & Expert Advice.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: I know you are busy
  • On: April 19, 2017, 7:01 p.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Jill Love
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: I know you are busy
  • On: April 19, 2017, 7:03 p.m.

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Please contact me DIRECTLY for BEST Prices, Delivery, Service & Expert Advice.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: I know you are busy
  • On: April 20, 2017, 6:02 a.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Jill Love
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: I know you are busy
  • On: April 20, 2017, 1:37 p.m.

Yes I can give it to you for FREE! CALL ME NOW!

Please contact me DIRECTLY for BEST Prices, Delivery, Service & Expert Advice.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: I know you are busy
  • On: April 21, 2017, 12:18 a.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Jill Love
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: I know you are busy
  • On: April 21, 2017, 12:43 p.m.

POV?

Please contact me DIRECTLY for BEST Prices, Delivery, Service & Expert Advice.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: I know you are busy
  • On: April 21, 2017, 1:26 p.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Jill Love
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: I know you are busy
  • On: April 21, 2017, 1:35 p.m.

Yeah, lets meet for drinks. Do you leak meat?

Please contact me DIRECTLY for BEST Prices, Delivery, Service & Expert Advice.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: I know you are busy
  • On: April 21, 2017, 3:49 p.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly?

Jill Love
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: I know you are busy
  • On: April 21, 2017, 3:52 p.m.

Yes my main product is an encoder shaft, would you like some?

Please contact me DIRECTLY for BEST Prices, Delivery, Service & Expert Advice.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: I know you are busy
  • On: April 21, 2017, 6:14 p.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Jill Love
CEO, MNesty, LLC