The colloquy of Eric Swanson

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Eric Swanson and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: Donation for you/Spende für dich
  • On: Nov. 29, 2018, 12:08 a.m.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Donation for you/Spende für dich
  • On: Nov. 29, 2018, 12:08 a.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Eric Swanson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Donation for you/Spende für dich
  • On: Nov. 29, 2018, 6:11 a.m.

Hello, Are you interested?

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Donation for you/Spende für dich
  • On: Nov. 29, 2018, 8:01 a.m.

Hey,
Thank you for your recent overwhelming letter. I am definitely excited. As the saying goes, "It's good to have money and the things that money can buy". So now - what, exactly?

Thank you for detailed advice and warm regards!

Eric Swanson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Donation for you/Spende für dich
  • On: Nov. 29, 2018, 8:07 a.m.

Hello Eric

Thank you for your response and the commitment to make this happen. We
believe in honesty and the commitment you will employ in this quest will
make this transaction to be a success. Please be informed that this is a
legit donation offer that I am sending out. As my wife made a great wish
before she died and it will be my duty to fulfill that wish. You can click
on the link and find my name among the lucky winners. Here is the webpage
https://www.jackpotlottowinners.com/claim I strongly believe this will
enhance you big time. Please if you wish to proceed, let me know so you
could provide what is needed to get the donation completed.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Donation for you/Spende für dich
  • On: Nov. 29, 2018, 8:23 a.m.

Hi,
Thank you for your last interesting letter. I am really pumped. As the saying goes, "Good luck is often with the man who doesn't include it in his plans". So what do you expect me to do now?

Thank you for more clarification and kind regards!

Eric Swanson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Donation for you/Spende für dich
  • On: Nov. 29, 2018, 8:34 a.m.

We expect your complete cooperation and for that to take place, you will
need to send us your contact address such as phone number, house address,
date of birth, ID card or drivers license and your full name.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Donation for you/Spende für dich
  • On: Nov. 29, 2018, 5:08 p.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Eric Swanson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Donation for you/Spende für dich
  • On: Nov. 29, 2018, 5:30 p.m.

You have to supply what I asked for if you wish to call me send me your
number I will talk to you

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Donation for you/Spende für dich
  • On: Nov. 29, 2018, 11:22 p.m.

Hi,
Could you give me some more information on what exactly these funds are? How does this work?

Eric Swanson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Donation for you/Spende für dich
  • On: Nov. 30, 2018, 12:53 p.m.

Greetings to you

I acknowledge the receipt of your email. I am Mr. Christopher Anderson a
senior citizen of the United State and native of Orlando Florida. I moved
from living in a one bedroom rented apartment after I won a Jackpot Lotto
Max draw of $92 Million Dollars. My jackpot was a gift from God to me and I
have decided to do the WILL of God by putting smile to some faces of but
few, again to the charity organization for the upbringing of the homeless
children because this donation is for the loving memory of my late wife.

Please be rest assured, that i'm happily doing this and it's 100%
legitimate visit this web-page below for confirmation:

https://www.jackpotlottowinners.com/claim/

I have decided to donate the sum of $9,200,000.00 to you as part of my
charity project to improve the lives of lot many individuals in your local
area from my Jackpot Lottery Winning sum amount and also in lovely memory
of my deceased wife. I prayed for it and searched over for someone to
donate this money to in your state and I saw your profile on
Google/Facebook list of email owners and I picked you among.

My Sympathy for the sorrows of others has been heightened by the tragedy in
my life. My wife, Janice, died of lungs cancer in February 2012, aged 57.
In memory of her, I have decided to donate for this cause to charity and
less privilege in the society.

I am doing this not to gain fame as a matter of fact, I have decided to put
this away from the media and my sole purpose of doing this was a result of
a long talk with my only daughter (Audrey) who has always advised me to
donate to strangers because we know that there are lots of families out
there who live on pay check to pay check and others that cannot take care
of their financial obligations. Although, I won this lottery but taking
this step to help some charity organization, family, stranger and friend
from my winnings is a thing of gladness to me and my daughter who brought
out this idea.

My daughter (Audrey) has cancer and the doctor informed us that she might
not live long to see the end of this year 2020. She wishes to do good
things before she finally departs this sinful world. Audrey is so dear to
me and she means the whole world to me. I have decided to fulfil her wish
in this New Year. I would like you to invest this funds in a lucrative
business to create more job opportunity to help jobless and needy people in
your locality as we have already donated money to the local fire
department, the red cross, Haiti, hospitals in Truro where Audrey underwent
her cancer treatment, and some other organizations in Asia and Europe that
fight cancer, Alzheimer's and diabetes.

To facilitate the disbursement process of the sum amount ($9,200,000.00)
which have been donated solely to you, You are to send me your full names,
address and phone number, country, Passport or ID so that Mr. Kevin Duncan
my account officer will take note of the record.

I am hoping that you will be able to use the funds judiciously over there
in your state. I will also employ you to do what you can, to alleviate the
level of poverty in your region and also try to enhance the standard of
living of as many people as you can because that is the only objective of
donating this funds to you in the first place.

I would also like you to reassure me that you will follow my instructions
and help my daughter to fulfill her dreams before I provide you with
information on how you will receive this funds, and if you feel you cannot
handle this project you should inform me, so I can quickly look for another
individual to donate the money to. If you have any question please don't
hesitate to ask.

I anticipate to hear from you soon.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Donation for you/Spende für dich
  • On: Nov. 30, 2018, 9:14 p.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your last exceptional news.
Can you put me in touch with you supervisor, please? Then we can work out the details with my supervisor. Because you know what they say: "A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty".

What are your thoughts?

Thank you and speak soon!

Eric Swanson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Donation for you/Spende für dich
  • On: Nov. 30, 2018, 9:25 p.m.

Are you serious about this donation or you are referring to something else?

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Donation for you/Spende für dich
  • On: Dec. 1, 2018, 4:21 a.m.

Hi,
Could you give me some more information on what exactly these funds are? How does this work?

Eric Swanson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Donation for you/Spende für dich
  • On: Dec. 1, 2018, 9:23 a.m.

The funds are meant for you to enhance those people in your community that
are struggling to meet up their needs and also, to bring more enabling
environment to your community and for you to expand your business and start
a good life

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Donation for you/Spende für dich
  • On: Dec. 1, 2018, 10:15 a.m.

Hi,
Could you give me some more information on what exactly these funds are? How does this work?

Eric Swanson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Donation for you/Spende für dich
  • On: Dec. 1, 2018, 10:25 a.m.

you are not serious

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Donation for you/Spende für dich
  • On: Dec. 1, 2018, 9:45 p.m.

Hi,
Thank you for your last magnificent message.
Can you put me in touch with you attorney-at-law, please? Then we can work out the details with my supervisor. Because you know what they say: "An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less".

Does that sound right?

Thank you and warm regards!

Eric Swanson
CEO, MNesty, LLC