The colloquy of Heidi Jordan

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Heidi Jordan and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: $175.92 For 6 Mo OF Auto lnsurance!!
  • On: July 2, 2018, 2:28 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: $175.92 For 6 Mo OF Auto lnsurance!!
  • On: July 2, 2018, 2:28 p.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Heidi Jordan
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Only looking for a serious relationship with an honest guy
  • On: Dec. 23, 2018, 9:13 p.m.

I'm tired of guys that can't stop playing head games,I'm sick of waiting for somebody to save me from my loneliness and that's why I'm reaching out to you.I'm the one making the first step because your adult dating site profile seemed too perfect to be true.Are you actually not a fake?P.S. I'm sharing my recent photos to prove that I'm not a fake as well – https://drive.google.com/open?id=1RJxL1g6r-OUQmXWn-BjTHrZh6UN0Jy8G

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Only looking for a serious relationship with an honest guy
  • On: Dec. 24, 2018, 5:04 a.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Heidi Jordan
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: You are in my parts! telephones Let's meet up!
  • On: Dec. 24, 2018, 8:26 p.m.

Don't you just hate going home from work every day and not knowing anybodyto have fun with, you know, in a fun way?I totally detest this stuff.That's kinda why I'm messaging ya!Heck, what else can a girl do?Let's see if we click together and have some fun, fun, fun just for ourselves!My latest dirty photos and videos https://drive.google.com/open?id=1eiSmGT6nIRc7UAn3m1KY4mZpaixuje7D I made all by myselfwill give you an idea of what kind of stuff I have in mind, I am sure about it.Text me telephones if you like them!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: You are in my parts! telephones Let's meet up!
  • On: Dec. 25, 2018, 12:28 a.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Heidi Jordan
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Can you contact me telephones? Cpe with a wicked rosebud!
  • On: Dec. 25, 2018, 9:01 p.m.

I'm not one of these foolish chicks who desire a good guywith all types of dull good guy stuff.I'm radically different. I'm sure you will want to find out how different, haha!I'm all about fun and the lewdest kinds of it too.I even have fervent pics of myself not every chick would post.Just enjoy them and let's do it.Let me know telephones if your are ready! https://drive.google.com/open?id=1GMrAM4CPVEpNj9Uz_VDnfFsYN_1wI-M5

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Can you contact me telephones? Cpe with a wicked rosebud!
  • On: Dec. 26, 2018, 4:38 a.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Heidi Jordan
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Wanna naughty casual rendezvous telephones this weekend, I mean it!
  • On: Dec. 26, 2018, 8:15 p.m.

This is your lucky shot right here, I kid you not.Just like you I've tried some of them adult dating sitesand I know how bugging all these scams can feel.So why don't we cut out all this crap and just you know, date?Plain and simple! There's a foxy baby sitting right here,bored out of her mind, and with naked photos you can check out right now!Your move, big boy! I'll be waiting for you here https://drive.google.com/open?id=17st6gCPQu3vaT2DGAzT9CL5gKc08JQua or send me a message telephones

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Wanna naughty casual rendezvous telephones this weekend, I mean it!
  • On: Dec. 27, 2018, 7:02 a.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Heidi Jordan
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Major relationships are boring? telephones True love? Ain't nobody got time for that stuff!
  • On: Dec. 27, 2018, 6:23 p.m.

You were head over heels in love with that girl and then she dropped ya?Ain't gonna be like this with a chick like me. We'll play it by our rules.Who needs that crap anyway?We'll take it easy, hang loose, and just have all the fun we want.Discreet and casual, stud! We'll just do it when we both want it.When in the saucy teasing mood I mean!A red hot night in is on its way, just see my spicy pictures and message me telephones right now… https://drive.google.com/open?id=19hbSFu4V4PCNkspG42UZ_FRFD_OZZdmo

Spammer

  • Subject: Finally found you! telephones Recognize me?
  • On: Dec. 27, 2018, 9:05 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Major relationships are boring? telephones True love? Ain't nobody got time for that stuff!
  • On: Dec. 28, 2018, 4:44 a.m.

Hello,
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Heidi Jordan
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: A discreet date with a married lady, telephones how about that!
  • On: Dec. 28, 2018, 8 p.m.

I know, you're probably thinking she's mad.But hey what's out life without a bit of good time.I thought I'd go online and find a hot lover just like youand add that very spice to my life.But you shouldn't be thinking about this.What you really need to consider is all my candid and piquant pictures I got at my page https://drive.google.com/open?id=1RmibZV1s-PEhi40-yOB9w1VkXpP7aTev.Seriously, would you resist a lady like that?

Spammer

  • Subject: Thrilling night with telephones two hot chicks online
  • On: Dec. 28, 2018, 8:45 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: A discreet date with a married lady, telephones how about that!
  • On: Dec. 29, 2018, 4:38 a.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Heidi Jordan
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: I have good news for you, recognize me?
  • On: Dec. 29, 2018, 6:53 p.m.

It's been a long time ago just to make sure that you realize who I am? enjoy my profile.Ive got fresh and old crazy pics there https://drive.google.com/open?id=17v582-xaf93j_y4Bqd_qQNz3VfbF7Key , those that you treasured most.Let me know when you a're back!

Spammer

  • Subject: I can easily be your flawless, find out now!
  • On: Dec. 29, 2018, 8:43 p.m.

Do you believe that somewhere out there there's that special partnerwho is your perfect match in any smallest thing?I'm sure I can be your lucky match.Don't take my word for it, see my profile https://drive.google.com/open?id=1io1rPKnTyhrY8WQgqwvA6_MCsIXKD4DI and some suggestive pics right here,I posted them just an hour ago.I am so fed up with having nobody around,I'll try real hard to be your best one!Who knows, I can literally be next door to you exactly this moment.And just picture what can take place next!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: I have good news for you, recognize me?
  • On: Dec. 30, 2018, 12:59 a.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Heidi Jordan
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Browsing hot personals just for the pictures? How about mine?
  • On: Dec. 30, 2018, 6:16 p.m.

I know the vibe. Going through adult personals and profiles of interested singles in your areajust to see the photos or videos they have posted.How about my spicy photographs then?I am sure they will inspire you to do a lot more than just browsing through the photos https://drive.google.com/open?id=1_flZntPXF1-jV5dH6-v0pX-EAeasYlXe.Who knows your best adventure could be just a tap away!Local joy is less problematic to find than you think. Let's talk about it,don't wait, hit me up right here this is your opportunity

Spammer

  • Subject: Feel a set relationship is too much stress? Me as well!
  • On: Dec. 30, 2018, 8:40 p.m.

Seriously, who has the time and the nerves for this relationship thing these days?I know I don't. But there is something I do have a need for!You may have guessed already lol.Let's drop all this maturity stuff and just have a awesome time.No need to worry about giving me gifts or remembering my birthday.Good old-fashioned joy between the sheets, that's what I'm crazy about!See my absolutely glowing pics here https://drive.google.com/open?id=1WrZ4GysN9CExIWz1FL-DQACgFK5uVHDJ , let's make this happen!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Browsing hot personals just for the pictures? How about mine?
  • On: Dec. 31, 2018, 4:07 a.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Heidi Jordan
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Have a look at the recent dirty videos in my profile!
  • On: Dec. 31, 2018, 8:20 p.m.

You know, I saw you online and could not keep from writing you you. How I wish I could get closer to you.Enjoy my profile https://drive.google.com/open?id=1iGmQ9CqXpqbbk-7m9A9Qpa01UbreFDOy with fresh dirty pictures and let me know how you find me!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Have a look at the recent dirty videos in my profile!
  • On: Dec. 31, 2018, 9:02 p.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Heidi Jordan
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hi, cowboy. Bored? I'm quite bored, let's have a good time!
  • On: Jan. 1, 2019, 9:32 p.m.

You know, it's all the same stuff for me.I get up, I do my job, next I go home bla bla.I just thought, damn, I'm too pretty to blow my life this way!So right now I'm up to just about anything fun.I have got a new profile right here, I suppose we click together andyou know, you could be in for some really goodtime you'll be telling your buddiesabout haha.we'll see how it works out! https://drive.google.com/open?id=1mGRf6CSA8z7mLLYKrbG4OK6TyKJZE_Xj

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hi, cowboy. Bored? I'm quite bored, let's have a good time!
  • On: Jan. 2, 2019, 2:34 a.m.

Hi,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

Heidi Jordan
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: A man to film me nude needed
  • On: March 19, 2019, 7:12 p.m.

Hi, Im BellaI love to go shopping not putting on panties and Im seeking a manwho can make my photos when I try on some panties.I was unable to find any man at my place thats why I want to get acquainted with a lad from a bid city.I will to come to your place and you and I will go shopping to make furtive no panties photos.Please contact me here https://drive.google.com/file/d/1NZYR1G1GAm-qaVABnfC9VpgKBydodydo/view?usp=sharingCheers!

Spammer

  • Subject: Want a kind mate for for casual relationships
  • On: March 19, 2019, 11:06 p.m.

Greetings, My name is Ava.I am all right now but feel a little bit tired becauseIve been living without relationship for a yearand try to avoid any issues now.I only looking for a casual boyfriend.If you are not engaged and want to get in touch with a strange girl, brunette and unmarriedso see my profile. I put my recent personal photos there https://drive.google.com/file/d/1FCbpQ1iPsJF-Y-YJT9gfwOp_Segw0pPJ/view?usp=sharingYours faithfully!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: A man to film me nude needed
  • On: March 20, 2019, 2:46 a.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Heidi Jordan
CEO, MNesty, LLC