The colloquy of Belinda Hoffman

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Belinda Hoffman and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: PAYMENT NOTIFICATION
  • On: Feb. 17, 2017, 11:54 a.m.

Attn; Beneficiary,

I am Mrs Robin Sanders, Former U.S.A Ambassador to Nigeria. With reference
to your entitlement fund and inline with the CHANGE OF BENEFICARY'S
APPLICATION, signed by Mrs. Glenda F. Ward with your purported
authorization. This issue has been carefully examined and we have declined
Mrs. Ward's application as the application lacks regular signature. But Did
you ever instruct Mrs Glenda F. Ward to claim your fund worth US$7.000.000?
Below is the bank account information provided by Mrs Glenda F. Ward saying
that you authorized her to claim your fund that you are terminally ill.

1. BANK NAME: BANK OF AMERICA
2. BANK ADDRESS: Kerrville Texas 78028 USA
3. ACCOUNT #: 3202650
4. ROUTING #: 114922443

If you had not authorized the change of your bank account in respect to
your outstanding entitlement Payment, therefore notify me immediately as
the notification / declaration was supported with a sworn affidavit from
Lagos high court ref: ilk /jj/202/k2015, dated 31st January 2017 and signed
by Mrs. Glenda Ward who claim and stated in the sworn declaration that you
authorized her to claim the said fund on your behalf to a different bank
account in the U.S.A as stated above because you were terminally ill and
the Doctor who is incharge of your case stated that you will not stay more
than one Month before passing away.

This development has caused lots of discrepancies in your payment file that
is why we had to suspend your payment and prompted to contact you directly
before re-validating your payment. You can be rest assured that I will do
everything within my capacity to successfully actualize the quick transfer
of your fund to any of your nominated bank account.

Kindly get back to me as soon as possible so that I will direct you on what
to do.

Sincerely Yours
Mrs Robin Sanders
Fmr. U.S Ambassador

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: PAYMENT NOTIFICATION
  • On: Feb. 17, 2017, 11:54 a.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Belinda Hoffman
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Pay for Performance!
  • On: March 23, 2017, 5:26 p.m.

Hi Brian,

Thanks for your email, please visit our website ResultFirst
<applewebdata://00870582-E9E5-42E8-9C10-BFA1B5D0840C/www.resultfirst.com>

Shaina Williams is in our marketing department and from here on I will be
your point of contact. Per your email below, please advise sometime to
connect and discuss about your marketing goals and challenges and also
brief you about our ³Pay For Performance SEO² model. What time & number you
suggest?

I look forward to reading your response.
Thanks,

Ritz | Associate Director Sales
<http://www.resultfirst.com>
408.549.1640 nickrichard123
6081 Meridian Avenue, Suite 70 #167, San Jose, CA 95120

Join me on <file://localhost/in.linkedin.com/in/srivastavaritz> Get
connected on <http://www.facebook.com/srivastavaritz> Happy Bonding!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Pay for Performance!
  • On: March 23, 2017, 8:56 p.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Belinda Hoffman
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Pay for Performance!
  • On: March 28, 2017, 5:39 p.m.

Hi Belinda,

Did you get a chance to review the information that I have shared as below?

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Pay for Performance!
  • On: March 29, 2017, midnight

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Belinda Hoffman
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Pay for Performance!
  • On: March 29, 2017, 11:55 a.m.

Hi Belinda,

Example of our ³Pay For Performance SEO² model?

I think the best way to make you understand about our model and pricing
plan is to analyze your one website and get back to you with the analysis
and pricing plan. Could you please let me know the website you are looking
to optimize so that I can analyze your website and get back to you with
the analysis and pricing plan..

I look forward to reading your response.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Pay for Performance!
  • On: March 29, 2017, 4:10 p.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Belinda Hoffman
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Pay for Performance!
  • On: March 29, 2017, 4:49 p.m.

Belinda,

Whats your website url, is it mnesty.com that you are looking to optimize?

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Pay for Performance!
  • On: March 30, 2017, 12:48 a.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Belinda Hoffman
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Pay for Performance!
  • On: March 30, 2017, 10:51 a.m.

Hi Belinda,

My direct line is 408.549.1640

Our pricing model is custom it varies as per the clients requirement, to
give you a ballpark in a scenario where we start ranking your keyword it
could $50/month - $800/month depending on how many keywords we are ranking
on top.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Pay for Performance!
  • On: March 30, 2017, 8:41 p.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly?

Belinda Hoffman
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Pay for Performance!
  • On: March 31, 2017, 3:56 p.m.

Belinda,

Let me get your website analyze and get back to you with the pricing plan.

Stay tuned.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Pay for Performance!
  • On: April 1, 2017, 2 a.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Belinda Hoffman
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Pay for Performance!
  • On: April 3, 2017, 11:43 a.m.

Sure Belinda, below are some details about company and model.

ResultFirst provides turnkey online marketing solutions aimed at enabling
you to tap the immense potential held by the rapidly expanding World Wide
Web and the advancements in digital communications. Offering a
comprehensive spectrum of marketing, communication and creative services,
ResultFirst enables organizations from all industries to gain a
competitive edge in the virtual as well as the real arena.

Pay For Performance SEO
Pay only when we rank your keywords


We, at ResultFirst, try to reduce this complexity. Our performance based
SEO program ensures that you see the results even before you shell out
that first SEO marketing dollar. This is the reason when it comes to SEO
pay per performance has more takers than any other SEO model. Our unique
model is a 100% ³pay for Performance SEO² services plan which enables you
to not only achieve top rankings for your website for important keywords,
but also retain them. Our unique pay for performance model ensures high
ROI, as you pay ONLY WHEN YOUR KEYWORDS RANK.


No monthly cost
No contractual pay-outs
Pay only when we rank your keywords

Highlights of the program ­

* Dedicated account manager and 3 member team.
* State of the art, Onpage optimization & Off page optimization
* Algorithm update compatibility
* Competitive analysis & Industry analysis
* Business goal integration.
* Only WHITEHAT and MANUAL activities.
* Free cancellation right at any point of time. Gives you an upper edge
and confidence.
* Weekly / Bi-monthly and monthly reporting.
* Timeline sharing beforehand.
* 24*7 support


Few of our USP¹s -

· A part of Tangence
· A decade old company with over 180 employees.
· Ranked no.1 in pay for performance category by TOPSEO¹s for 3
consecutive years.
· As seen on Crazy Egg, SEJ, B2C and many more.
· Listed No.1 by PR news and No.2 by IBT times.
· Managing $600,000 worth account every month for SEM (Pay per
click)
· More than 1500 clients live as of now.

Let me know if you need any further clarifications.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Pay for Performance!
  • On: April 3, 2017, 5:19 p.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Belinda Hoffman
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Pay for Performance!
  • On: April 3, 2017, 5:45 p.m.

Well, our “Pay For Performance SEO” model makes us unique.

Do you need some case studies?

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Pay for Performance!
  • On: April 4, 2017, 5:39 a.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Belinda Hoffman
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Pay for Performance!
  • On: April 4, 2017, 12:16 p.m.

Somehow I think you are not talking specifics Š

I don¹t think you are really interested or need SEO services.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Pay for Performance!
  • On: April 4, 2017, 12:28 p.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Belinda Hoffman
CEO, MNesty, LLC