The colloquy of David Burton

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called David Burton and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: Your Urgent Reply Is Needed
  • On: March 14, 2017, 2:49 p.m.

DHL Courier Company
Delivery Service Lot
No. 68 Almed Belllo Express.
Rd 019 BP 3186
Benin Republic,

INSTRUCTIONS TO DELIVER YOUR PARCEL.
DHL Courier Company is a well-established company offering courier and
transport services 24 hours for priority delivery of letters, parcels
and consignments to any destination by road, air or sea.

Attention Dear,

Thanks for your mail, I want to know the exactly date you will be sending it.

Then based on our international delivery rules and regulations you are
advice to pay one of the service charge below.

24 hours Delivery Charge...$200

48 hours Delivery Charge.....$150

72 Hours Delivery Charge....$75

Please you are advice to choose this delivery option which you will be
able to pay fast and get back to us immediately with the payment
information to enable us proceed ahead for the delivery.
Send the money through western union money transfer to the below information's:

Receiver's Name::::::::CLEMENT ABU
Country:...............Benin republic
City:..................porto novo
Test question:.....In God?
Answer: ................We Trust
Amount:................
Sender's Name:..............
MTCN number: ...........................

Waiting to receive the payment information today in order to Deliver
your Visa card without any further delay.

Then below is delivery information we need from you.
Your Country.....
State....
Home Address.....
You’re Nearest Airport.....
Occupation....
Age....
Sex....
Your mobile phone.....
Your Home number.....
Office phone number if possible.

I am waiting for your update regards to this delivery and keep this
delivery secret for your own good.

REGARDS
MR:JAMES WILLIAMS
DELIVERY DIRECTOR
OF DHL COURIER DELIVERY COMPANY
Federal REPUBLIC BENIN BRANCH.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Your Urgent Reply Is Needed
  • On: March 14, 2017, 2:49 p.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

David Burton
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Your Urgent Reply Is Needed
  • On: March 16, 2017, 8:24 a.m.

Thanks for your mail, I want to know the exactly date you will be sending it.

Then based on our international delivery rules and regulations you are
advice to pay one of the service charge below.

24 hours Delivery Charge...$200

48 hours Delivery Charge.....$150

72 Hours Delivery Charge....$75

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Your Urgent Reply Is Needed
  • On: March 16, 2017, 5:19 p.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

David Burton
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Your Urgent Reply Is Needed
  • On: March 16, 2017, 5:25 p.m.

You can go true my our E mail that i sent to you and know what you
need to do now?

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Your Urgent Reply Is Needed
  • On: March 16, 2017, 8:29 p.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

David Burton
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Your Urgent Reply Is Needed
  • On: March 16, 2017, 8:54 p.m.

Are you OK at all, what knind of question is that, i have told you
what you need to do to receive your money, so if you are intrested on
it, go and send us the money for your delivering.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Your Urgent Reply Is Needed
  • On: March 17, 2017, 3:10 a.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

David Burton
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Your Urgent Reply Is Needed
  • On: March 17, 2017, 7:15 a.m.

As how?

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Your Urgent Reply Is Needed
  • On: March 17, 2017, 10:05 a.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly?

David Burton
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Your Urgent Reply Is Needed
  • On: March 17, 2017, 11:39 a.m.

DHL Courier Company
Delivery Service Lot
No. 68 Almed Belllo Express.
Rd 019 BP 3186
Benin Republic,

INSTRUCTIONS TO DELIVER YOUR PARCEL.
DHL Courier Company is a well-established company offering courier and
transport services 24 hours for priority DeliverIing of letters, parcels
and consignments to any destination by road, air or sea.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Your Urgent Reply Is Needed
  • On: March 17, 2017, 1:04 p.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

David Burton
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Your Urgent Reply Is Needed
  • On: March 17, 2017, 1:19 p.m.

OK you have to choose anyone among this guard line that i gave to you,
then when your package start moving i will give you the tracking
number you will see it.
Then based on our international DeliverIing rules and regulations you are
advice to pay one of the service charge below.

24 hours DeliverIing Charge...$200

48 hours DeliverIing Charge.....$150

72 Hours DeliverIing Charge....$75
So if you choose any of them i will give you the tracking number you look on.

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Your Urgent Reply Is Needed
  • On: March 17, 2017, 7:03 p.m.

Hello.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Your Urgent Reply Is Needed
  • On: March 17, 2017, 11:10 p.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

David Burton
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Your Urgent Reply Is Needed
  • On: March 18, 2017, 7:13 a.m.

Nothing i can do now, less than for you to go and send the money today
for your delivering to start be proccessing.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Your Urgent Reply Is Needed
  • On: March 18, 2017, 3:38 p.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

David Burton
CEO, MNesty, LLC