The colloquy of Brandon Bond

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Brandon Bond and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: Note
  • On: Dec. 12, 2016, 11:49 p.m.

From Mrs. Sunie Wendy

Beloved,

With Due Respect And Humanity, I was compelled to write to you under a
humanitarian ground ,i am Mrs. Sunie Wendy 58 yrs old widow from
France, my husband and i worked with Tullow oil here in Togo before he
died seven years ago, i am undergoing medical treatment i have been
diagnosed of Endometrial cancer unfortunately for me my doctor said i
don't have any chance to survive except by a miracle

The reason why i am writing you this letter is because i want you to
stand as beneficiary to the sum of my (USD$4,500,000.00) i don't have
any biological child of my own who will inherit this money, i want to
donate this money to support churches and evangelism i also want to
help children and orphanages in your country Donating this money as
charity is the only legacy i can leave behind after my death, help me
to fulfill this goal before i die and please always remember to pray
for me when i die my soul will rest in peace.

Expecting to your message soonest.

Sincerely,

Mrs. Sunie Wendy

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Note
  • On: Dec. 12, 2016, 11:49 p.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Brandon Bond
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: From Mrs. Sunie Wendy
  • On: Dec. 16, 2016, 12:21 p.m.

My Dear

I am touched by God to hand you over this money considering my last wish, and you should also know that my contact to you is by special grace of God, please understand that you are not helping me rather you are working for God the creator of heaven and earth.

I am an aging widow suffering from long time illness. i am currently admitted in a privet hospital here in Lome,Togo, I have some funds I inherited from my late loving husband Mr . Martin Wendy , the sum of (USD$4,500,000.00) which he deposited in BANK Here and I need a very honest and God fearing Christian or muslem that can use this funds for God's work. I found your email address from the internet and decide to contact you.

I want you and the church to always pray for me because the lord is my shepherd.My happiness is that I lived a life of a worthy Christian and whoever that Wants to serve the Lord must serve him in spirit and Truth

Please if you would be able to use these funds for the Lord's work kindly reply me Don't forget to always pray for me because all my hope to survive is in God the creator who holds death and life.

Hoping to receive your reply Urgently.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: From Mrs. Sunie Wendy
  • On: Dec. 16, 2016, 1:23 p.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Brandon Bond
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: From Mrs. Sunie Wendy
  • On: Jan. 13, 2017, 8:42 a.m.

My Dear

I am touched by God to hand you over this money considering my last wish, and you should also know that my contact to you is by special grace of God, please understand that you are not helping me rather you are working for God the creator of heaven and earth.

I am an aging widow suffering from long time illness. i am currently admitted in a privet hospital here in Lome,Togo, I have some funds I inherited from my late loving husband Mr . Martin Wendy , the sum of (USD$4,500,000.00) which he deposited in BANK Here and I need a very honest and God fearing Christian or muslem that can use this funds for God's work. I found your email address from the internet and decide to contact you.

I want you and the church to always pray for me because the lord is my shepherd.My happiness is that I lived a life of a worthy Christian and whoever that Wants to serve the Lord must serve him in spirit and Truth

Please if you would be able to use these funds for the Lord's work kindly reply me Don't forget to always pray for me because all my hope to survive is in God the creator who holds death and life.

Hoping to receive your reply Urgently.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: From Mrs. Sunie Wendy
  • On: Jan. 13, 2017, 8:32 p.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Brandon Bond
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: From Mrs. Sunie Wendy
  • On: Jan. 14, 2017, 8:43 a.m.

My Dear Brandon Bond ,

May God be with you,

Thank you for your message,

I want you to make sure that as soon as you receive this funds you use it to open a charity organization to help the poor, widows, orphans and the helpless people in your country and you use my name as the donor SUNIE WENDY FOUNDATIONS, all i need from you is your sincerity to handle this project from your good heart,

I am from France and married to an African a Togolese, i am suffering from cancer of the breast and am taking treatment in one of the best hospital here,

My doctor has told me that i may not last for few months due to the stage of my cancer ill health that is why i decided to use my late husband funds $4,500,000,00 (Four Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) to help the poor through your sincere help before my death, All my hope is in God who created heaven and earth whom i know that may heal me from this bad ill health, All my hope is in God who created heaven and earth whom i know that may heal me from this bad ill health,

My late husband was a successful businessman where this project funds USD$4,500,000.00 was generated which was deposited in a Prime Bank my late wealthy husband before his death,

I have decided to use my late husband wealth to help the poor in the world so that my late husband will be happy in his grave for the good use of his hard earned money before his death and i sincerely believe that you will distribute this funds and also make sure that the poor and helpless people benefited from the fund and as you do this project from you good heart may our almighty bless you for this noble work for mankind,

I have decided to handle this project fund into your care to do this humanitarian project in your country but all i need is your sincerity from your God fearing heart to do this project as i desire, My dear i want you to put me in your prayers because of bad ill health condition even if i die today i do not worry because i have given all my life to Christ and i have decided to use my late husband wealth to help the poor in the world,

Please send me your identity card for me to know you and also your banking account where the project fund will be transferred and as soon as i receive your information's i will write and submit them to my Bank where my late wealthy husband deposited the funds and i will also instruct my Bank to transfer the above funds into your Banking account in your country where you will receive the funds and use it for this humanitarian project as i desire,

I will be waiting to read from you as soon as possible,

Remain blessed in the lord,

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: From Mrs. Sunie Wendy
  • On: Jan. 14, 2017, 9:04 a.m.

My Dear ,

May God be with you,

Thank you for your message,

I want you to make sure that as soon as you receive this funds you use it to open a charity organization to help the poor, widows, orphans and the helpless people in your country and you use my name as the donor SUNIE WENDY FOUNDATIONS, all i need from you is your sincerity to handle this project from your good heart,

I am from France and married to an African a Togolese, i am suffering from cancer of the breast and am taking treatment in one of the best hospital here,

My doctor has told me that i may not last for few months due to the stage of my cancer ill health that is why i decided to use my late husband funds $4,500,000,00 (Four Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) to help the poor through your sincere help before my death, All my hope is in God who created heaven and earth whom i know that may heal me from this bad ill health, All my hope is in God who created heaven and earth whom i know that may heal me from this bad ill health,

My late husband was a successful businessman where this project funds USD$4,500,000.00 was generated which was deposited in a Prime Bank my late wealthy husband before his death,

I have decided to use my late husband wealth to help the poor in the world so that my late husband will be happy in his grave for the good use of his hard earned money before his death and i sincerely believe that you will distribute this funds and also make sure that the poor and helpless people benefited from the fund and as you do this project from you good heart may our almighty bless you for this noble work for mankind,

I have decided to handle this project fund into your care to do this humanitarian project in your country but all i need is your sincerity from your God fearing heart to do this project as i desire, My dear i want you to put me in your prayers because of bad ill health condition even if i die today i do not worry because i have given all my life to Christ and i have decided to use my late husband wealth to help the poor in the world,

Please send me your identity card for me to know you and also your banking account where the project fund will be transferred and as soon as i receive your information's i will write and submit them to my Bank where my late wealthy husband deposited the funds and i will also instruct my Bank to transfer the above funds into your Banking account in your country where you will receive the funds and use it for this humanitarian project as i desire,

I will be waiting to read from you as soon as possible,

Remain blessed in the lord,

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: From Mrs. Sunie Wendy
  • On: Jan. 14, 2017, 9:30 a.m.

My Dear ,

May God be with you,

Thank you for your message,

I want you to make sure that as soon as you receive this funds you use it to open a charity organization to help the poor, widows, orphans and the helpless people in your country and you use my name as the donor SUNIE WENDY FOUNDATIONS, all i need from you is your sincerity to handle this project from your good heart,

I am from France and married to an African a Togolese, i am suffering from cancer of the breast and am taking treatment in one of the best hospital here,

My doctor has told me that i may not last for few months due to the stage of my cancer ill health that is why i decided to use my late husband funds $4,500,000,00 (Four Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) to help the poor through your sincere help before my death, All my hope is in God who created heaven and earth whom i know that may heal me from this bad ill health, All my hope is in God who created heaven and earth whom i know that may heal me from this bad ill health,

My late husband was a successful businessman where this project funds USD$4,500,000.00 was generated which was deposited in a Prime Bank my late wealthy husband before his death,

I have decided to use my late husband wealth to help the poor in the world so that my late husband will be happy in his grave for the good use of his hard earned money before his death and i sincerely believe that you will distribute this funds and also make sure that the poor and helpless people benefited from the fund and as you do this project from you good heart may our almighty bless you for this noble work for mankind,

I have decided to handle this project fund into your care to do this humanitarian project in your country but all i need is your sincerity from your God fearing heart to do this project as i desire, My dear i want you to put me in your prayers because of bad ill health condition even if i die today i do not worry because i have given all my life to Christ and i have decided to use my late husband wealth to help the poor in the world,

Please send me your identity card for me to know you and also your banking account where the project fund will be transferred and as soon as i receive your information's i will write and submit them to my Bank where my late wealthy husband deposited the funds and i will also instruct my Bank to transfer the above funds into your Banking account in your country where you will receive the funds and use it for this humanitarian project as i desire,

I will be waiting to read from you as soon as possible,

Remain blessed in the lord,

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: From Mrs. Sunie Wendy
  • On: Jan. 14, 2017, 5:17 p.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Brandon Bond
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: From Mrs. Sunie Wendy
  • On: Jan. 16, 2017, 8:50 a.m.

My Dear Brandon Bond,

God be with you,

Thank you for your message,

I want you to know than this project is not a joke and it is not a child s play but this is the decision i made by my self to use my late husband wealth to help the poor through your sincere help,

I will be waiting to receive your details and identity for us to move further and complete this wonderful project for the good of mankind,

Remain blessed,

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: From Mrs. Sunie Wendy
  • On: Jan. 16, 2017, 12:03 p.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Brandon Bond
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: From Mrs. Sunie Wendy
  • On: Jan. 17, 2017, 7:59 a.m.

My Dear ,

May God be with you,

Thank you for your message,

I want you to make sure that as soon as you receive this funds you use it to open a charity organization to help the poor, widows, orphans and the helpless people in your country and you use my name as the donor SUNIE WENDY FOUNDATIONS, all i need from you is your sincerity to handle this project from your good heart,

I am from France and married to an African a Togolese, i am suffering from cancer of the breast and am taking treatment in one of the best hospital here,

My doctor has told me that i may not last for few months due to the stage of my cancer ill health that is why i decided to use my late husband funds $4,500,000,00 (Four Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) to help the poor through your sincere help before my death, All my hope is in God who created heaven and earth whom i know that may heal me from this bad ill health, All my hope is in God who created heaven and earth whom i know that may heal me from this bad ill health,

My late husband was a successful businessman where this project funds USD$4,500,000.00 was generated which was deposited in a Prime Bank my late wealthy husband before his death,

I have decided to use my late husband wealth to help the poor in the world so that my late husband will be happy in his grave for the good use of his hard earned money before his death and i sincerely believe that you will distribute this funds and also make sure that the poor and helpless people benefited from the fund and as you do this project from you good heart may our almighty bless you for this noble work for mankind,

I have decided to handle this project fund into your care to do this humanitarian project in your country but all i need is your sincerity from your God fearing heart to do this project as i desire, My dear i want you to put me in your prayers because of bad ill health condition even if i die today i do not worry because i have given all my life to Christ and i have decided to use my late husband wealth to help the poor in the world,

Please send me your identity card for me to know you and also your banking account where the project fund will be transferred and as soon as i receive your information's i will write and submit them to my Bank where my late wealthy husband deposited the funds and i will also instruct my Bank to transfer the above funds into your Banking account in your country where you will receive the funds and use it for this humanitarian project as i desire,

I will be waiting to read from you as soon as possible,

Remain blessed in the lord,

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: From Mrs. Sunie Wendy
  • On: Jan. 17, 2017, 10:56 a.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Brandon Bond
CEO, MNesty, LLC