The colloquy of Steven Luna

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Steven Luna and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: Hello Handsome
  • On: Nov. 10, 2017, 8:12 p.m.

Hello and How are you doing today dear?...How's everyone and everything
doing...I'm Bridget by name 32 years old, single, never married and have no
kids too...I came across your Profile in ( marriagemindedpeoplemeet.com)
and liked what I saw there...I would like to know more about you, maybe
start by beings Friends and get to know more about each other and see where
we can get from there....

Hoping and Looking Forward To Hear From You Soon...
I Hope You Like The Photos...
Miss Bridget.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hello Handsome
  • On: Nov. 10, 2017, 8:12 p.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Steven Luna
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Hello Handsome
  • On: Nov. 13, 2017, 5:31 p.m.

Am Glad to hear from you again...I live in Orange City CA...I live with my
cat zill...Well am new to all this internet stuff and has only been on the
site for few days and have not talked to any man from there...I knew of a
friend who got hooked up with a very nice man on there and they are happily
married and lives in Italy,so she introduced me to the site and i said let
me join and see where it will take me to...I am being honest with you and I
am a very independent person and own myself...Am not seeing anyone at the
moment so we can always keep in touch and through that it will help us get
to know more about each other if you still remain interested...All I want
is someone to be my soul mate and to spend the rest of my life with that's
why I've put my profile on the dating site because i do not like meeting
people at the bars...

I think this will be all for now and look out hear and know more about
you as well as what you seek on the Dating Site...

This are some Photos of me I hope you like them...Hoping and Looking
Forward to hear from you Again...

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hello Handsome
  • On: Nov. 14, 2017, 1:58 a.m.

I am a bit busy right now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Steven Luna
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Hello Handsome
  • On: Nov. 14, 2017, 6:36 a.m.

Well, this is my number we can text...657 245 5696

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hello Handsome
  • On: Nov. 14, 2017, 5:26 p.m.

We should meet. Where do you live?

Steven Luna
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Hello Handsome
  • On: Nov. 14, 2017, 8:57 p.m.

I live Dana Point California...We can chat through hangouts today...I'll be
waiting

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hello Handsome
  • On: Nov. 15, 2017, 5:51 a.m.

Hello,
That sounds great, how can we get... closer?

Steven Luna
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Hello Handsome
  • On: Nov. 15, 2017, 6:02 a.m.

Can you get the google hangout app on your phone so that we can chat and
shear some photos

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hello Handsome
  • On: Nov. 15, 2017, 9:03 a.m.

Hi,

Just read your email. Love it! You're special, you know that, right? Listen, I'm definitely taken by your charm, after what you said so far! But how can we get in touch?

Regards!

Steven Luna
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Hello Handsome
  • On: Nov. 15, 2017, 8:16 p.m.

Hi Handsome...
Good Day and how are you doing today?...How is Everyone and Every thing
doing with you... Am glad to hear you say so and hope things will get
better between us very soon...Well let me take the opportunity to tell you
more about myself...
I love poetry, books, walks on the beach and cozy candlelight
dinners...I enjoy movies, television, music, traveling, the desert, the
quietness of the mountains, the ocean, sunrises and sunsets....I am
comfortable in jeans or a nice english suit. A nonsmoker/drinker, not into
drugs (don't need them; I live in a natural high)...I believe in enjoying
the good life and am high on it. I have a healthy attitude about God and
the Bible.
I'm a very outgoing person, who loves to dine out travel and enjoy the
simple life. I'm a hopeless romantic and very affectionate. I have a good
sense of humor and I like to make you laugh...I like to chill out with a
good book or watch and movie and its even more fun when you have a special
someone to do this with...I'm very easy to get a long with and a very good
listener...I love To share My Time with People I Love and care eg. friends
and Family.

I am an honest heart that's looking for a stable relationship. I
understand it is important to lay down lasting foundations for a lasting
relationship...I am an active person who enjoys cycling and running best, I
believe keeping fit is important. I am not interested in games or drama...I
enjoy fine dining and am always looking for someone to share the
appreciation of good food and fine wine...I am just as comfortable with my
hair up in old jeans as with my hair down wearing my favorite little black
dress.
I love to dance: All styles, disco, house, or swing.

I like getting out and checking out local talent and live concerts,
here or anywhere...I enjoy movies and music for relaxation. A quiet night
at home is also enjoyed and welcomed...I am open to try different
activities and up for the challenge...I love spontaneity and being a bit
impulsive. I am continually attempting to function from the inside out and
to go with my intuitive impulses, because sometimes the spontaneous actions
are the most fun, not expected and purely delightful...I generally try to
live a somewhat healthy lifestyle, exercising and some sort of jogging, 3-4
days a week and eating healthy, (trust me, I love sweets and pastries, but
try not to over do it).

I would also like to find a like-minded male where we can participate in
activities together and encourage each other to pursue their interests as
well...I have several hobbies (and wish I could find more time to pursue
those) such as swimming, playing computer, dancing, reading, and more, and
would like someone to share that with, as well as their sharing their
interests with me...
I do not expect a man to be a servant to me, spending all his time working
and and cleaning; I believe there is give and take in a relationship, and I
realize that at times it's more convenient for me to do laundry, cook,
clean, and I have no problem doing that...I consider myself to be a fairly
honest and truthful person and expect the same in return; I'm not wealthy
and don't expect someone to attempt to deceive me or "play" me.
I believe that time spent apart helps keep things fresh in a
relationship and makes the time we DO spend together even better. I'm not
one who cheats in a relationship; one man is enough trouble ; I don't have
the time or energy to juggle 2, 3, or 4 at the same time - haha.

My desire is to meet a Handsome, sensitive, sensuous, warm, assertive
single man who wants a friend. My interpretation of a friend is one to whom
you can pour out all the contents of your heart, chaff and grain together,
knowing that the gentleness of hands will take it all, sift it, keep that
which is worth keeping and, with a breath of kindness, blow the rest away.
I thank you in advance for allowing me to be that kind of friend to you..
I am looking for a special, loving relationship with a unique Man who is
affectionate, Handsome, with a shapely figure, sincere, easygoing, with
interests and characteristics similar to mine....someone who wants a
meaningful, serious, long-term relationship...not just a few dates...Are
you that special Man?
I am looking for someone who has a great sense of humor and big heart,
is curious about new things that would like to share new experiences or old
habits...I am looking for someone who believes that a true intimate partner
looks out for the other and vice versa. While navigating life together, we
are caring and concerned for each other's well-being because we make each
other so happy and we love each other very much...Looking for a serious
long term relationship with someone who possesses strong character and is
goal-oriented...He must love the Lord with all of his heart,then I know he
will love me with all his heart..
He should enjoy good humor, love to laugh, and be a hopeless
romantic...So that would make him a God-loving romantic guy.......and God
will approve.lol. My ideal partner must love to take long walks...holding
hands....when I am not giving him a "walk for his money"....His yes must be
yes, and his no, no. If you enjoy a good book, walks , watch what you put
into your "temple"....just love praising God, can dance even a little...But
I also want to be in a relationship where I can totally trust the other
person and not dwell on how the relationship is NOT working...
As far as an ideal partner, i don't have a type....charisma, humor and
charm come in many packages.....I care about honesty, integrity and
sincerity you know the basics....Those who know its impossible to walk a
righteous path and do right by everybody,.....but at least still
try(emphasis on strong effort)....I am attracted to overtly passionate
mature people who are totally comfortable in their own skin,..who know who
they are(the good and the bad)and recognize their flaws, yet are unashamed
(and not afraid to show) of the quirky, sometimes contradictory, eccentric
aspects of their personality that define their individuality.....When you
are genuine and sincere, people may not always love you.....but they
usually respect you (at least that's been my experience).....I am
interested in forming a positive, healthy and enjoyable friendship with a
quality person(s).

With regards to a relationships, i now want more from life than family
and friends can offer. Meaning i would like to meet the type of MAN that
really would enjoy sensually charged chemistry, laughter and uncomplicated
real time meet and greets....Someone who is highly affectionate,
passionate, loving, considerate and is happy with himself just the way he
is today right now. While i too am highly passionate i am not interested in
just mere sex alone, Additionally, I believe in and would like to continue
learning to create and savor the simple pleasures in life, such as
womanhood and learning more about myself as an individual...appreciating
those often brief and fleeting moments of beauty and perfection (and not so
perfect) for what they are...nothing more nothing less.
Lets communicate, I promise i will be a lady and warm(with a bit of
excitability at times as i am very high spirited and a bit humorous).
I will approach you with hope, and an open dialogue to include a positive
and productive goal with a genuine concern for the future of a healthy
relationship(friend or otherwise).

The above is about me and what looking for in a man...Please take your
time and tell me as much as you can tell me about yourself because No one
will know you better than yourself...Right?...Lol. This are some photos of
me and I hope you like them...And do you very best and add a photo your
next mail...

Hoping and looking Forward to hearing from you again very soon...

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hello Handsome
  • On: Nov. 16, 2017, 2:11 a.m.

Can you come to me? I will pay for everything.

Steven Luna
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Hello Handsome
  • On: Nov. 16, 2017, 4:09 p.m.

Yes, i will love to meet you, so we can process many things in person to
see where the Lord will lead us...But i think we still need to get more
serious by conversing to know ones like and dislikes better...I am very
interested in you, cos you sounds wonderful to me, and most importantly you
got bunches of the qualities i am seeking from the man i have always dream
to spend the rest of my life with...BUT YET, ONLY TIME AND OUR SERIOUSNESS
IS GONNA TELL....

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hello Handsome
  • On: Nov. 17, 2017, 12:10 a.m.

Hi,

Thank you for your friendly words. To be honest, I'm a shy person. So it's not so easy for me to write to someone else just like that. Can you cope with that?

Speak soon!

Steven Luna
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Hello Handsome
  • On: Nov. 17, 2017, 12:17 a.m.

I understand you perfectly well and know how it like because I am
myself...Just try and say something that will us to know each other...

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hello Handsome
  • On: Nov. 17, 2017, 12:12 p.m.

Hi,

Thank you for your interesting words. To be honest, I'm a modest person. So it's not so easy for me to write to someone else just like that. Is that okay for you?

Speak soon!

Steven Luna
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Hello Handsome
  • On: Nov. 17, 2017, 12:53 p.m.

Okay with it, and am sure with time we will get along...So how is Everyone
and Everything doing there?...I hope all is well with you there just as
with me...I was thinking of us having a one-on-one chat with so I invited
you to join Hangout. Or better still we can text on phone...We can shear
photos there...

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hello Handsome
  • On: Nov. 17, 2017, 9:59 p.m.

Hey,

Wow, that's cool! I'm flattered! That's what you think? Exciting!

Regards!

Steven Luna
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Hello Handsome
  • On: Nov. 18, 2017, 12:41 a.m.

Hi Dear,
I understand the fact that you very shy person but you have to know, if,
we continue this way things are not going to work out for us Quick as we
want it to bee...Find time tell me something that will bring us
closer...Add your phone number to your next mail to me...

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hello Handsome
  • On: Nov. 18, 2017, 11:25 a.m.

I am a bit busy right now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Steven Luna
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Hello Handsome
  • On: Nov. 18, 2017, 1:01 p.m.

Hello dear...

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Hello Handsome
  • On: Nov. 18, 2017, 4:06 p.m.

How are you doing today...I received a blank space mail from you today and
I don't understand what you trying to tell me by that...I'd be very glad if
you can resend the mail once again and also try to add a picture of you to
it as well....
Awaiting to hear from you again soon...

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hello Handsome
  • On: Nov. 18, 2017, 8:41 p.m.

You are beautiful. How can I see more of you?

Steven Luna
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Hello Handsome
  • On: Nov. 18, 2017, 8:43 p.m.

Through hangout download it now dear...

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hello Handsome
  • On: Nov. 18, 2017, 10:34 p.m.

Hello,

Just reading what you wrote. O Sigh! You're special, you know that, right? Listen, I'm definitely taken by your charm, after what you told me so far! But how can we get in touch?

Regards!

Steven Luna
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Hello Handsome
  • On: Nov. 18, 2017, 10:38 p.m.

How do you want us to get in touch?
Dear I really Like you but you're not helping in the improvement in our
relationship...

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Hello Handsome
  • On: Nov. 18, 2017, 11 p.m.

Follow the link and download hangout...
(
https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/google-hangouts/nckgahadagoaajjgafhacjanaoiihapd?hl=en
)

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.google.android.talk&hl=en

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hello Handsome
  • On: Nov. 19, 2017, 8:56 a.m.

Hello,

Thank you for your kind words. To be honest, I'm a introverted person. So it's not so easy for me to write to someone else just like that. Is that okay for you?

Speak soon!

Steven Luna
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Hello Handsome
  • On: Nov. 19, 2017, 11:35 a.m.

Oh I see and understand you better now than before...I was once an
introverted person so I understand you more and better Dear, I've no
problem with that but just Promise to do me a Great Fervor by adding just
one picture of you, Please!
I want ask you a question if you don't mind dear?

Hope you having a great time intro...Lol.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hello Handsome
  • On: Nov. 19, 2017, 7:42 p.m.

Can you come to me? I will pay for everything.

Steven Luna
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Hello Handsome
  • On: Nov. 20, 2017, 1:32 a.m.

I can but I need to talk to my mom about it first and get you the feed back
okay...The only problem is she's not in California with me, I'd have to
travail to hear place and am not financially prepared...If you can help me
with that I know I can come and be with you Darling....

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hello Handsome
  • On: Nov. 20, 2017, 1:13 p.m.

I am a bit busy right now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Steven Luna
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Hello Handsome
  • On: Nov. 20, 2017, 8:48 p.m.

You bring up a time and we can do that...

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hello Handsome
  • On: Nov. 20, 2017, 9:47 p.m.

Hello,
That sounds great, how can we get... closer?

Steven Luna
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Hello Handsome
  • On: Nov. 20, 2017, 11:16 p.m.

You are not helping in we getting closer...I told my mom about you and she
wanna see you although she's not with me hear...I'll be leaving for her
place in a week. I was thinking of just flying from her place straight to
your place... What do you think??

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hello Handsome
  • On: Nov. 21, 2017, 12:16 a.m.

I am a bit busy right now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Steven Luna
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Hello Handsome
  • On: Nov. 21, 2017, 12:55 a.m.

You there Dear...

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hello Handsome
  • On: Nov. 21, 2017, 5:03 a.m.

You are beautiful. How can I see more of you?

Steven Luna
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Hello Handsome
  • On: Nov. 21, 2017, 8:13 a.m.

How can you more of me whiles I can't see any improvement in our
friendship...I you're not ready just tell me so that we can end it right
here because I can really see that you're not serious about finding
someone...You tell me more about yourself and add some photos of you or we
end it right hear....

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hello Handsome
  • On: Nov. 21, 2017, 10:04 a.m.

Hello,

Thank you for your charming letter. It's really touching. I'm feeling desperate sometimes, too. Can you tell me more about you and your home?

Regards!

Steven Luna
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Hello Handsome
  • On: Dec. 4, 2017, 5:02 a.m.

Hi