The colloquy of Joshua Chavez

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Joshua Chavez and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: CONTACT FOR WORKS AND PAY FUNDS,
  • On: Feb. 25, 2017, 8:17 a.m.

Hello Dear,

I am Arnold Auckland ,I am 46 Years Old, based and grown up in UK with my daughter. I am the foreign operation manager from Barclay,s Bank PLC, UK and
I don't usually stays home unless during weekends.I will like you to know that i have just a kid which name is Rebecca and she is just 3 years old. I
want male or female nanny and driver who will be taking care of my home because i will soon be going on study. And I have an apartment room for them
that would be taking care of my daughter in my house.

So i will like you to know that I will be paying you 2,000 BRITISH POUNDS for every month and a pocket money of 100 POUNDS per week for the buying of
some things for your self and I will also be responsible for some of the money for your traveling documents but you have to agree that i will pay for
your ticket and you will pay for your working permit. And the working hour is just 4 hours per day and your responsibility in my house is just to take
care of my daughter, cooking, taking her on shopping, taking her to where the school bus will pick her up from which is just 2 km ahead from home.

And also you have a private room bathroom toilet and also if you wish to be having free period from 5 pm to 6 pm are acceptable.. So i will like you to
get back to me if you are interested in being my nanny for my Kid, I will send you my family picture and my phone numbers if you are interested.

I hope to hear from you soon.
Regards
Arnold

Auckland.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: CONTACT FOR WORKS AND PAY FUNDS,
  • On: Feb. 25, 2017, 8:17 a.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Joshua Chavez
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject:
  • On: Feb. 25, 2017, 3:36 p.m.

Hello , I have Your consignment of (One Million USD) In your name,I am diplomatic agent David Mark, I am in charge of delivering your consignment box to your door step. Am currently at the:Bradley International Airport. I miss placed the original address I had due to CUSTOMS /FBI/ CIA and POLICE searching and scanning on the Box as if i am a terrorist here .They have confirmed that my movement is clear and with out any suspicious intentions to this country only to deliver this Box to you and the documents are updated. to ensure aitch-free delivery reconfirm your current delivery address Full Name:__ Your Postal

Address:___ Email: [email protected]
.

Spammer

  • Subject:
  • On: Feb. 25, 2017, 3:37 p.m.

Sir, Joshua Chavez, get back to me now

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re:
  • On: Feb. 25, 2017, 11:08 p.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly?

Joshua Chavez
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject:
  • On: Feb. 26, 2017, 11:59 p.m.

Thanks For Your Message.

I have a consignment registered on your name and due to be delivered to you. I am U.S diplomatic agent David Mark, am in charge of delivering your consignment box to your door step. Am currently at the Bradley International Airport. I have been here since 3Days, fighting to reach you but to all avail. My only means to communicate with you orally is through phone but i could not due to the pressure they are giving me and i was told not to keep away from this consignment till it handed over to you. At the moment I have negotiated with the Custom for clearing and they are stating it will cost $370, to get the CLEAN BILL OF RECORD CLEARANCE. As soon as i obtain it, i will be allow to proceed to my delivery and this is for security reason. I had it started after the 911 accident. Please note that this is the only delay to reach the boxes to you. I will send you my U.S driven license and passport as soon as I hear from you, i will advice you not to make awareness of this delivery till is completed and secured for security purpose.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re:
  • On: Feb. 27, 2017, 3:49 a.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Joshua Chavez
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject:
  • On: Feb. 27, 2017, 6:17 a.m.

Hello Sir, Joshua C,
The total amount loaded in the box is One Million USD and it is in USD currency, This is no problem. I have tried to talk sense to the authority here to allow me meet with you but to all avail. they refuse and quoted me laws conduct code against non cleared diplomatic agent to meet with a visitor due to terrorist issue of 911.
Below is the picture i took when talking with them at diplomatic arrival section to allow me meet with you, this way you will see my being honest. attach you will find our photo of our conversation over the meeting issue..
Please you can send the clearance fee only 370usd and after i cleared we can drive back together. all you need to do is wait for me at any close hotel to pick me up after my clearance process.

Spammer

  • Subject:
  • On: Feb. 27, 2017, 6:21 a.m.

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Spammer

  • Subject:
  • On: Feb. 27, 2017, 6:55 a.m.

Hello Sir, Joshua C,

I am very upset with the sender because i have been here since 3days and i don't know if he told you this Chavez. How can he abandon me here without informing the receiver about my arrival in time and he knows am with your consignment worth 1million USD under my security. Never the less, you here now.

Please kindly be inform a home land or other residing states as long as the id is original property of our blessed united sates of America.

I do not have a problem of you coming here but i have to arrange this with the custom security, i know is illegal to meet with uncleared diplomatic agent for security purpose. But Since i have been here little long, i can plead with them to allow me meet you at our diplomatic arrival section in the airport. I will talk to them and inform you when to come right away. Please make available of the needed fee as soon as possible because i will need this delivery completed this new week. Do not worry about caring the boxes because is not huge package to carry.

Spammer

  • Subject:
  • On: Feb. 27, 2017, 6:59 a.m.

SEND YOUR DIRECT TELEPHONE NO..... WHERE YOU WILL REACH ANY TIME,

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re:
  • On: Feb. 27, 2017, 2:12 p.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Joshua Chavez
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject:
  • On: Feb. 27, 2017, 4:26 p.m.

OK CALL ME NOW I AM WAITING FOR YR CALLL DIRECT ....... 559 306-8520

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re:
  • On: Feb. 27, 2017, 11:41 p.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Joshua Chavez
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject:
  • On: Feb. 28, 2017, 12:45 a.m.

Well Mr Joshua Chavez,

We got your message right and here is my contact details Email:[email protected] Number (559) 306-8520, and right now as it stands am still at the Bradley International Airport. All you can do now is to make your clearances charges of $370 usd then reconfirm your current details with me with your phone number on it so that i can call you up when i get to your location ASAP .. Please you have to do this fast because i have other transaction's to meet up with OK.Am to make sure that your fund gets to your location as the SDCD Diplomat sent to deliver you your fund OK.

Spammer

  • Subject:
  • On: Feb. 28, 2017, 2:11 a.m.

still to your reply...

Spammer

  • Subject:
  • On: Feb. 28, 2017, 2:12 a.m.

still waiting for yr reply

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re:
  • On: Feb. 28, 2017, 5:27 a.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Joshua Chavez
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject:
  • On: Feb. 28, 2017, 6:38 a.m.

We got your message right and here is my contact details Email:[email protected] Number (559) 306-8520, and right now as it stands am still at the Bradley International Airport. All you can do now is to make your clearances charges of $370 usd then reconfirm your current details with me with your phone number on it so that i can call you up when i get to your location ASAP .. Please you have to do this fast because i have other transaction's to meet up with OK.Am to make sure that your fund gets to your location as the SDCD Diplomat sent to deliver you your fund OK.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re:
  • On: Feb. 28, 2017, 10:17 a.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Joshua Chavez
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: REMINDER !!!
  • On: Feb. 28, 2017, 5:03 p.m.

I HOPE YOU HAVE RECEIVE MY PREVIOUS EMAIL AND HOPE YOU HAVE CONTACT
THE TRAVEL AGENCY FOR MORE DETAILS? I AWAIT YOUR RESPONSE NOW. ALWAYS
CHECK YOUR SPAM FOLDER .

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: REMINDER !!!
  • On: Feb. 28, 2017, 8:10 p.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Joshua Chavez
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Proposal..
  • On: April 25, 2017, 5:41 a.m.

Hi Sir/Ma'am,

[email protected]

I hope you're well.

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Would you be interested in free initial analysis report and keywords
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I hope, you will be Interested for my services so I await your reply.
Are you free this week to discuss?

Kind Regards,
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[Sales Head]

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Proposal..
  • On: April 25, 2017, 9:01 a.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Joshua Chavez
CEO, MNesty, LLC