The colloquy of Brandon Carter

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Brandon Carter and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: Attention Beneficiary
  • On: May 15, 2017, 5:05 p.m.

Attention Beneficiary
I am the diplomat agent responsible for the delivery of your parcel. I received your mailing while I have been in this airport for couple of days. It’s mandatory that the delivery of your package will take place today because it has given me a lot of stress while I was told that it will take me only 2 days. The way Your Dulles International Airport Florida Address: Sterling, VA 20166, (USA) HOME LAND PORT SECURITIES inspects consignment shipped out of French Country is not well pleased. I am having a little problem here with Florida field Florida HOMELAND SECURITY, intercepting the consignment with regards to the DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY CLEARANCE PAPER which is delaying my coming to the above address you supplied to make the delivery to you. They persisted I must obtain the Diplomatic Immunity Clearance Paper before I will be allow to connect my flight to Your City.

I presented the Clearance certificate, Yellow Tag and my American Gate Passing certificate but they refused. I asked the man in charge Mr. Anderson Dave the reason of all this delay because the entire necessary documents is complete and this package has been on transits from PARIS FRANCE and the authority over there did not demand for such certificate and he did not detailed the reasonable answer of the stopped, but keep on telling me that it's illegal to enter the country with the UN open Package without the DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY CLEARANCE PAPER otherwise they will inspect the consignment since is sending from individual to individual. I don't have any means to contact you when I arrived this airport and my only means to communicate with you orally, is phone and email so please here is my direct line (316 444 1083 to connect me anytime.

At the moment I have negotiated with the Customs Authority to allow me in with the consignment but they refused. They now directed me to contact the Embassy here to get the consignment to get the clearance and I have also contacted THE Florida EMBASSY and through the help of a customs officer Mr. Robert Daniels, they said that it will cost sum of $155.00.and you must understand that time do not wait for anybody and I’m still trying to meet up with the FLIGHT SCHEDULE today.Florida
Kindly send $155.00.To F Immediately through western union or money gram with the name below so that they can obtain the required CLEAN BILL OF RECORD to enable me board my flight to come over to your based, send the fee to our office in Florida with the information’s below:

Receiver's Name== .........Iscca Walker
Country== United State
City== FL 33565
Question== ...........SINCERITY
Answer....... ........MATTERS
Amount....... .......$155

Send the MTCN ,,,,,

You can get in touch with him on to enable them pick it up and obtain the paper and get it fax to me on this fax number,{7402644033}. I will be forwarding this email to the company now. To avoid any delay, once you get the money send kindly email me for me to be updated. Please don't delay because I don't have enough time to be delay. Send across the $155.00.To our office in Florida as soon as possible to enable me arrange the DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY CLEARANCE PAPER of the consignment as to assure that the delivery is completed ASAP.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Attention Beneficiary
  • On: May 16, 2017, 3:43 a.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Brandon Carter
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: UPS issue #004231576: unable to delivery parcel
  • On: July 1, 2017, 11:40 a.m.

Dear Customer,

UPS courier was unable to contact you for your parcel delivery.

You can find more details in this e-mail attachment!

Thank you for your assistance in this matter,
,
UPS Support Manager.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: UPS issue #004231576: unable to delivery parcel
  • On: July 1, 2017, 11:56 a.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Brandon Carter
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Delivery Notification, ID 09541349
  • On: July 8, 2017, 4:55 p.m.

Dear Customer,

We can not deliver your parcel arrived at July 04.

Postal label is enclosed to this e-mail. Please check the attachment!

Most sincerely,
,
UPS Senior Station Manager.

Spammer

  • Subject: UPS parcel #002639534 delivery problem
  • On: July 10, 2017, 2:40 a.m.

Dear Customer,

Your parcel was successfully delivered July 07 to UPS Station, but our courier cound not contact you.

You can find more details in this e-mail attachment!

With many thanks,
,
UPS Delivery Clerk.

Spammer

  • Subject: Parcel ID8066471 delivery problems, please review
  • On: July 12, 2017, 9:57 p.m.

Dear Customer,

Your parcel was successfully delivered July 11 to UPS Station, but our courier cound not contact you.

Please check the attachment for complete details!

Respectfully,
,
UPS Parcels Operation Agent.

Spammer

  • Subject: UPS parcel #008254859 delivery problem
  • On: July 23, 2017, 9:44 p.m.

Dear Customer,

We can not deliver your parcel arrived at July 21.

Review the document that is attached to this e-mail!

All the best,
,
UPS Senior Office Manager.

Spammer

  • Subject: Shipment delivery problem #7807594
  • On: July 31, 2017, 4:43 a.m.

Dear Customer,

This is to confirm that your item has been shipped at July 30.

You can find more details in this e-mail attachment!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Shipment delivery problem #7807594
  • On: July 31, 2017, 11:53 a.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly?

Brandon Carter
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: New status of your UPS delivery (code: 05219003)
  • On: Aug. 1, 2017, 4:37 p.m.

Dear Customer,

We can not deliver your parcel arrived at July 31.

Please review delivery label in attachment!

Thank you for your assistance in this matter,
Andrew Hester,
UPS Delivery Clerk.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: New status of your UPS delivery (code: 05219003)
  • On: Aug. 2, 2017, 1:33 a.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Brandon Carter
CEO, MNesty, LLC