The colloquy of Bernard Acevedo

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Bernard Acevedo and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: Fix errors of mysmellycunt.com
  • On: May 18, 2018, 8:50 p.m.

Hello mysmellycunt.com

Hope you are doing well.

I am a digital media expert representing a very successful South Carolina based Website design & SEO Company. I found your details from the internet and thought you might be interested in getting a new website designed.

I have prepared an extensive report for you, detailing some key issues that should be fix for better online visibility of your website.

I would like to give you an idea how we can help you to achieve the success.

I have a large professional team who can fix all the issues at an affordable price. I am assuring that you will see a drastic change in your Google search ranking once these are fixed.

If this is something you are interested in then allow me to send you a proposal.

Looking forward to your reply.

Sincerely,

Nick DM Expert

SEO Company USA

http://www.theseocompanyusa.com/ <https://digitallyaheadteam-dot-yamm-track.appspot.com/Redirect?ukey=1ujyXcr0j6BgaD7Xs1DAXlfZ7gwB_tfH4xzPbyKQKjXU-0&key=YAMMID-52974047&link=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.theseocompanyusa.com%2F

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PS: I am not spamming. I have studied your website, prepared an audit report and believe I can help with your business promotion.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Fix errors of mysmellycunt.com
  • On: May 18, 2018, 8:50 p.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Bernard Acevedo
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Hi Bernard, Proposal.
  • On: May 22, 2018, 1:30 p.m.

Hello Bernard,

It is really good to have a response from you, I am Alex marketing Head
of TheSeoCompanyUSA.

I am sending you the information you have asked for. Please find the
below.

COMPANY PROFILE:
We are a USA based digital marketing firm located in Lexington, South
Carolina and my company name is TheSeoCompanyUSA LLC. We are offering
innovative web marketing services like Search engine optimization,
Social media marketing, Online reputation management, Google Ad-word
campaign, Mobile responsive design, website design & development etc.

Please visit our website at www.theseocompanyusa.com [3].

HOW WE CAN HELP YOU?

* Our primary objective is to re-mold and promote your website on a
digital platform to compete with your so called competitors.
* We will ensure your website is technically sound and a search engine
friendly in order to get a better search engine ranking by correcting
all those technical errors present on your website.
* More targeted organic traffic to ensure you make optimum sales out
of it and stop wasting your time on junk leads.
* We make an in depth analysis of your industry to pick up the most
lucrative keywords to achieve 100% traffic.
* A dedicated effort to place all your keywords on the top of the
leading search engine result page.
* To implement all those advanced and updated SEO factors to ensure an
organic feel work done on your website.
* Never let you to miss out the power of social media promotion. The
most potential platform to promote your website to get a quicker
traffic.
* To build up a solid brand value for your website over Internet, so
that you become your own reference.
* The irony of our service is to release your website from any bad
reviews over the Internet by our advance ORM process.

WORK PROCESS:

Technical error fixation:

* Once you joined with us, our technical team will make an analysis of
your website to find out the errors present on your website. They will
ask you for your FTP credentials to fix those errors. If you are not
comfortable sharing your FTP credentials then you can fix those from
your end by the suggestion of our technical team. After this error
fixation your website will be a technically sound website. Search
engines will not find any technical errors when crawling your website.

Keyword Analysis:

* Our technical team will make some analysis like competitor analysis,
competition of the keyword, search volume of the keyword etc. Then they
will find out a bunch of keywords for you and send to you for your
approval. You can select some of them or else you can suggest some
keywords from your end because you know your business better than us.
Once the keywords will be selected, we will go on optimizing these so
that your website will get ranked on the major search engines like
Google, Yahoo and Bing. Gradually all your keywords will get onto the
first page.

On-page optimization:

* Different activities are included in this like meta tag
optimization, meta descriptions, landing page creation and improvement,
HTML and CSS validation, title tag optimization, image alt tag, header,
blog integration, HTML sitemap, XML sitemap, breadcrumb navigation etc.

Off-page optimization:

* This is the important part of SEO which will provide you traffic. In
this part we will do one way link building (back links), in which the
links of your website will be created on different other websites so
that you will get redirected traffic. Article submission, blog and forum
posting, content submission, directory submission etc. will also be
done.

Social Media Optimization:

* We will also promote you on major social media sites like Facebook,
Twitter and LinkedIn etc. We will create fan pages and maintain those to
make your website visible. We have very good content writers who will
write contents and articles about your products or services. Those will
be posted and social bookmarking will be done. It will make an impact on
the visitors mind and will give a brief idea about your products or
services so that he/she will have an intention to buy products or to
avail your services.

Progress report submission:

* Weekly reports will be sent to you. It will contain which works have
been done in last 7 days and what is the current status, And from there
you can easily monitor your progress of your website.

Cost details:
All our price plans are prepaid & monthly basis. It has been designed
keeping in mind to deliver you good & effective results; By calculating
some factors like no.of keyword optimization, no.of social media
marketing, no.of back-links engagement etc so in this way our minimum
price starts from $200/month.

However, We can CUSTOMIZE any package as per your comfortable budget in
terms of no.of keywords, man hours, back-links, etc.

Here, I am sending you two best plans for your website success.

Plan-1: $200/month
Plan-2: $350/month
Targeted Keyword:5
Targeted Keyword:10
Quality back-links:50
Quality back-links:100
Quality man hours:50
Quality man hours:100
Technical error fixation:
Technical error fixation:
On-page optimization, Off-page optimization On-page
optimization, Off-page optimization
Weekly progress report:
Social media marketing: 1(Facebook, Twitter etc)
Key Account Project manager:
Content writing:

Blog promotion:

Weekly progress report:

Key Account Project manager:
GUARANTEE:
We provide guarantee improvements on every keyword ranking and you will
see the improvements from the first month of itself, If you are not
seeing any improvements then you can claim for MONEY-BACK but i can
assure you this kind of situation will never happen as we do care about
the reputation of our company.

WORK CULTURE:

* Complete white technique.
* Dedicated technical expert.
* Guaranteed improvements in first months in keyword ranking.
* No contract or locking period.
* We deliver the result as promised(Keyword 1st page ranking, Error
free website, Traffic improvements and improvements in Likes, comments,
fan pages and more enquirers)
* Transparent Process.
* Easy to track the process and results.
* 24*7 technical support.
* Money back guarantee.
* All the work in manual process.

Please reply back to me, If you have any more concerns regarding our
service so that we can discuss further.

I look forward to your reply.

THANKS & BEST REGARDS,

Alex Hall| Marketing Head
Ph-702-430-6263| Skype- live:alexhall1991
Email id: [email protected]| Web: www.theseocompanyusa.com [2].

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hi Bernard, Proposal.
  • On: May 22, 2018, 8:13 p.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Bernard Acevedo
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Hi Bernard, Proposal.
  • On: May 23, 2018, 5:19 a.m.

Hi Bernard,

Thanks for writing back to me again.

I can understand your budget concerns. I had offered you the reasonable
price as we are investing quality man hours to achieve the results.
However, I can offer you some discounts over our predefined packages and
the discounted price will looks like below.

10% DISCOUNTS ON PLAN-1:
$200/month ~ $180/month
Targeted Keyword:5
Quality back-links:50
Quality man hours:50
Technical error fixation:
On-page optimization, Off-page optimization:
Weekly progress report:
Dedicated support manager:

20 DISCOUNTS ON PLAN-2:
$350/month ~ $280/month
Targeted Keyword:10
Quality back-links:100
Quality man hours:100
Social media marketing:Any one(Facebook, Twitter etc)
Content writing:
Blog promotion:
Technical error fixation:
On-page optimization, Off-page optimization:
Weekly progress report:
Dedicated support manager:

TIME FRAME:

* In first 7 business days will be completed; website analysis,
technical error fixation, on page optimization, keyword selection,
finalization and link building approval.
* 4-5 months to reach Google's 1st page for the selected keywords.
* Traffic from Google after reaching 1st page of Google.

* from Social Media from 2nd month on wards.

***If you want to settle down this work in one time payment way then it
would cost you around $700.

Please let me know your thought so that we can go ahead for the great
success of your website.

I look forward to your call to action reply.

THANKS & BEST REGARDS,

Alex Hall| Marketing Head
Ph-702-430-6263| Skype- live:alexhall1991
Email id: [email protected]| Web: www.theseocompanyusa.com [2].
THESEOCOMPANYUSA| Digital Marketing Firm

Links:

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hi Bernard, Proposal.
  • On: May 23, 2018, 1:45 p.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Bernard Acevedo
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Hi Bernard, Proposal.
  • On: May 23, 2018, 2:24 p.m.

Thanks for the update.

Here, I am sending you some of our happy clients which work has been
successfully carried out by us. Please find the below.

1) website: uksafetystore.com [2]:

Keyword Ranking
Fire Exit Signs 1
Fire Door Signs 1
Fire Action Signs 1
First Aid Signs 5
No Smoking Signs 7
Safety Signs 7

2) website: urbanlocker.co.uk [3]

Keyword Ranking
Self Storage Holborn 1
Self Storage Old Street 1
Self Storage Shoreditch 1
Self Storage Islington 4
Self Storage Hackney 5
Self Storage East London 5

3) website: https://www.ch-ignitions.com/

Keyword Ranking
evolution gasoline conversion 4
saito gasoline conversion 2
radial engines ignitions 5
rc engine conversion 4
moki 3w engines 1
uav cdi ignition 1
ch cdi ignition 1

4) website: http://www.singleton-law.com/

Keyword: Ranking:
md employment law attorney 7
maryland employment lawyer 8
employment lawyer in baltimore 8
sexual harassment lawyer maryland 10
maryland employment agreements 5
union contracts maryland 1

Please let me know your thought so that we can go ahead for the great
success of your website.

Waiting for your quick reply.

THANKS & BEST REGARDS,

Alex Hall| Marketing Head
Ph-702-430-6263| Skype- live:alexhall1991
Email id: [email protected]| Web: www.theseocompanyusa.com [4].
THESEOCOMPANYUSA| Digital Marketing Firm

Links:

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hi Bernard, Proposal.
  • On: May 23, 2018, 10:49 p.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Bernard Acevedo
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Hi Bernard, Proposal.
  • On: May 24, 2018, 7:04 a.m.

Hi Bernard,

Thanks for writing back to me again.

I can understand your budget concerns. I had offered you the reasonable
price as we are investing quality man hours to achieve the results.
However, I can offer you some discounts over our predefined packages and
the discounted price will looks like below.

10% DISCOUNTS ON PLAN-1:
$200/month ~ $180/month
Targeted Keyword:5
Quality back-links:50
Quality man hours:50
Technical error fixation:
On-page optimization, Off-page optimization:
Weekly progress report:
Dedicated support manager:

20 DISCOUNTS ON PLAN-2:
$350/month ~ $280/month
Targeted Keyword:10
Quality back-links:100
Quality man hours:100
Social media marketing:Any one(Facebook, Twitter etc)
Content writing:
Blog promotion:
Technical error fixation:
On-page optimization, Off-page optimization:
Weekly progress report:
Dedicated support manager:

TIME FRAME:

* In first 7 business days will be completed; website analysis,
technical error fixation, on page optimization, keyword selection,
finalization and link building approval.
* 4-5 months to reach Google's 1st page for the selected keywords.
* Traffic from Google after reaching 1st page of Google.

* from Social Media from 2nd month on wards.

***If you want to settle down this work in one time payment way then it
would cost you around $700.

Please let me know your thought so that we can go ahead for the great
success of your website.

I look forward to your call to action reply.

THANKS & BEST REGARDS,

Alex Hall| Marketing Head
Ph-702-430-6263| Skype- live:alexhall1991
Email id: [email protected]| Web: www.theseocompanyusa.com [2].
THESEOCOMPANYUSA| Digital Marketing Firm

Links:

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hi Bernard, Proposal.
  • On: May 24, 2018, 12:51 p.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Bernard Acevedo
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Hi Bernard, Proposal.
  • On: May 24, 2018, 12:56 p.m.

Hi Bernard,

Once you signed up with us, We will guide you how things will go on for
the development of your website and you will be assigned by a dedicated
project manager who will be single point of touch during the work.

So please let me know your comfortable plan so that we can proceed the
work.

Waiting for your quick reply.

THANKS & BEST REGARDS,

Alex Hall| Marketing Head
Ph-702-430-6263| Skype- live:alexhall1991
Email id: [email protected]| Web: www.theseocompanyusa.com [2].
THESEOCOMPANYUSA| Digital Marketing Firm

Links:

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hi Bernard, Proposal.
  • On: May 25, 2018, 12:18 a.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Bernard Acevedo
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Hi Bernard, Proposal.
  • On: May 25, 2018, 3 a.m.

Are you serious about your business improvements or pretend to playing
with me in email game?

If you are looking for any help then choose any of your comfortable
price so that we can proceed the work rather than don't waste your time.

Thank you
Alex Hall

Links:

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hi Bernard, Proposal.
  • On: May 25, 2018, 6:01 a.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Bernard Acevedo
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Hi Bernard, Proposal.
  • On: May 25, 2018, 6:35 a.m.

You can call me at 702-430-6263 or add me on Skype:live:alexhall1991.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hi Bernard, Proposal.
  • On: May 25, 2018, 4:13 p.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Bernard Acevedo
CEO, MNesty, LLC