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Spammer

  • Subject: Website Analysis Report for your andrewscheller.co.uk.
  • On: Nov. 1, 2017, 1:42 p.m.

Hi *andrewscheller.co.uk <http://andrewscheller.co.uk> *Team,

It’s my Pleasure to write you this email.

Digital marketing is more important now than ever before. These days lack
of organic keyword data and traffic are common issues. Your business need
to have a concrete SEO strategy in place if you want to succeed in online
marketing. We would like to take this opportunity to brief you through your
website’s current performance.

Our Team of expertise can help you out in every possible way to make your
website visible in digital world and provide you with latest strategies to
enhance business growth.

We can deliver you the exact solution you are looking for your website,
please find below some of the services we provide:

- Best keyword selection and ranking on the first page for selected ones.
- Targeting Social networks to get maximum visibility.
- Maintain good impression through our online reputation management
services.
- Regular updates on website to make it look fresh and error free.

We understand the importance of your time so this will be a onetime email
from us. If you are interested in our services do let us know. Even though
we do not support sending emails from a Gmail account, once you revert, the
PR executives will get in touch via corporate ID.

Note*: We give guarantee to improve in your keyword ranking from the first
month itself, if we fail to achieve then money back.

Let me know your thought. We will be looking forward to your response.

I look forward to hearing from you!

Hamish Jason

SEO Strategist

DM Consultant

Caution: This is our marketing strategy that we use the Gmail. If you want
to receive detailed plan of action, please feel free to reply *Yes*, We
will get back to you with Details.

If you find this intuitive, then please ask for a *FREE* website analysis
report where a detailed insight with deliverable will be mentioned.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Website Analysis Report for your andrewscheller.co.uk.
  • On: Nov. 1, 2017, 7:33 p.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Andrew Stephens
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: V3DM Services & Offers | Action Plan!
  • On: Nov. 3, 2017, 3:37 p.m.

Dear Andrew Stephens, Hope you are doing great!!

Thanks for your prompt response!!

I got to ping you as you where in contact with one of our expert Hamish Jason. Also I went through your website analysis and found it is not indexed in the top list of Google and according to the latest guideline and algorithm of Google your website cannot be indexed in the Google search engine page unless you get the better SEO platform and optimization also it needs a lots of fixation and technical issues to be resolved in your website. Also our technical team had prepared an audit report for your website and I will sharing you on your kind note.

Below quotes are our strategies:

If so, you need to fix the errors on your website with an immediate basis. Some of the errors on your website are listed below:

Need to increase page load speed.

Need to have a better contact page.

Need to correct broken links.

Need to fix canonicalization error.

Need to fix validation errors.

Need to implement keywords to your website.

Other than these, there were so many to fix. We will also promote your products or services through social media channels like:

Facebook

LinkedIn

Twitter

Google+

YouTube

Pinterest

Instagram

You will be lucky to get our Halloween offer price at a very affordable range. Kindly go through all the testimonials.

It will be a great pleasure to work with you.

Kindly find the attachment listed below:

V3DM Services and Packages

Action Plan​

*We are also negotiable at our marked price.

**Get our Halloween offers till the season ends.

I assure you our services will make your business at the very top of your imagination and you will be glad to see your website placed at the top of the Google, Bing &amp; Yahoo search engine page or else we will get you the refund.

Please feel free to reach us and let me know your concern as soon as possible.

Waiting for your sooner and positive response!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: V3DM Services & Offers | Action Plan!
  • On: Nov. 3, 2017, 6:24 p.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly?

Andrew Stephens
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: V3DM Services & Offers | Action Plan!
  • On: Nov. 4, 2017, 7:39 a.m.

Hi Andrew,

It's great to be in touch with you again.

Here is the details information about our products

Search engine optimization (SEO):

Search engine optimization (SEO) is the practice of increasing the quantity and quality of traffic to your website through organic search engine results.

Benefits:

The Results are Low Cost (In Comparison to Adwords and PPC)

Definite Increase in Traffic.

Higher Brand Credibility, People Trust Google.

Better ROI (Return on Investment) Than Normal Ads.

Your Competitors Are Doing It.

Take Your Business to the Next Level.

250 Million Websites on the Web, SEO Makes You Stand Out.

Social Media Optimization (SMO):

Social media optimization (SMO) is the use of a number of outlets and communities to generate publicity to increase the awareness of a product, service brand or event.

Benefits:

If you have a website for which you want to consider SMO but there is a question coming in your mind “Why use SMO,” then read the below listed benefits of SMO services for a business:

Traffic: Apart from search engines and email marketing, the top source of traffic is SMO. If done in an effective way, you can expect huge traffic on your website.

Website’s visibility: As you know, a big number of people use social networking websites, forums, and online communities; SMO helps you to increase website visibility.

Communication channel: Now a day, companies provide their customers a business channel (apart from traditional email and call support) such as Facebook page, so that the customers can easily reach them and they can have a great connection.

Free advertisement: Social media platforms are being proven as a great source of advertisement.

Ease of target: With social media platforms and online communities, you can even advertise to a limited audience. Or, if your business covers the worldwide audience, then it becomes much easier to reach the global audience with SMO services.

Customer satisfaction: If a customer contacts you via your Social Media channel and gets an immediate response then it helps increasing the customer satisfaction rate while increasing the credibility as well.

Sharing quick updates: If you want to announce the launch of a new product, a press release, or important information that should reach your customers, then SMO provides you a superb platform in form of Facebook page, Twitter, etc.

Paid options: While SMO provides several free options like blogging, forum posting, etc you have several paid options to reach the targeted audience. For example, Facebook Ads, Twitter Ads, Linkedin Ads, StumbleUpon Ads, etc. While these are paid options, they are also cost-effective in comparison to the success rate.

Close relationship with customers: When you update something on your Facebook page, Twitter handle or any other such platform, then your customers share their views, which help understanding what your customers need. So, it helps building trust and a strong relationship while giving you chance for betterment.

Quick Popularity: If you need quick popularity then you either need to take help of Television Advertisement or SMO Services. With help of SMO, you can get quick popularity.

Andrew, start with any of these two to get better traffic to your website. Then you will be getting good business as well.

We have very good packages. Now Thanksgiving and Christmas offers are there. You will be getting good discounts on the packages too.

Please feel free to reach us and let me know your concern as soon as possible.

Waiting for your sooner and positive response!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: V3DM Services & Offers | Action Plan!
  • On: Nov. 4, 2017, 1:43 p.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Andrew Stephens
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: RE: V3DM Services & Offers | Action Plan!
  • On: Nov. 6, 2017, 7:06 a.m.

Hi Andrew,

Thanks for writing back to me.

I appreciate your interest towards SEO &amp; SMO.

We have three packages to start. If you can start before 10th, you will get discount on each plan. Please let me know your thought regarding this.

Cost for SEO &amp; SMO

$300/Month

$400/Month

$500/Month



Targeted keywords on Google

6

8

12


Social media platforms

LinkedIn

Facebook

YouTube

Twitter

Google+

Pinterest

Instagram

2

3

4


Quality man hours

30

50

70


Quality inbound links

30

50

70


Technical error fixation

Yes

Yes

Yes


On page optimization

Yes

Yes

Yes


Off page optimization

Yes

Yes

Yes


Bi-monthly reports

Yes

Yes

Yes


In the meantime, if you have any queries or suggestions, please get back to me as soon as possible.

I will be looking forward to hearing from you soon.

--

Thanks &amp; Regards

David | Business Analyst

Telephone: +1 513 442 1526

Skype: [email protected]

Email ID: [email protected]

Website: www.v3dmsolutions.com

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: RE: V3DM Services & Offers | Action Plan!
  • On: Nov. 6, 2017, 4:41 p.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Andrew Stephens
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: RE: V3DM Services & Offers | Action Plan!
  • On: Nov. 7, 2017, 10:54 a.m.

Dear Andrew, Hope you are doing great!

Thanks for your valuable response!!

I understand your concern, kindly do mention me the best time to reach you along with your contact details.

Please feel free to reach us and let me know your concern as soon as possible.

Waiting for your sooner and positive response!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: RE: V3DM Services & Offers | Action Plan!
  • On: Nov. 7, 2017, 1:50 p.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Andrew Stephens
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: RE: V3DM Services & Offers | Action Plan!
  • On: Nov. 7, 2017, 2:47 p.m.

Dear Andrew, Hope you are doing great!

Thanks for your valuable response!!

I understand your concern and I had a word with my Sr. Manager he quoted "as our Halloween offers has ended but still you can have it".

Don't miss the chance and be the one to grab the offer and make it all yours.

Kindly find the attachment listed below:

Halloween Offers &amp; Services

*We are also negotiable at our marked price.

**Get our Halloween offers till the it ends.

I assure you our services will make your business at the very top of your imagination and you will be glad to see your website placed at the top of the Google, Bing &amp; Yahoo search engine page or else we will get you the refund.

Please feel free to reach us and get me your contact details also let me know your concern as soon as possible.

Waiting for your sooner and positive response!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: RE: V3DM Services & Offers | Action Plan!
  • On: Nov. 8, 2017, 2:34 a.m.

Hello,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

Andrew Stephens
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: RE: V3DM Services & Offers | Action Plan!
  • On: Nov. 8, 2017, 3:57 p.m.

Dear Andrew, Hope you are doing great!

Thanks for your valuable response!!

V3DM Solutions LLP is a full-service digital marketing and a leading Company in

Cincinnati, OH.

Our in-house services include:

Search Engine Optimization (SEO)

Social Media

Web Design &amp; Development

Pay-Per-Click (PPC)

Digital Content &amp; Video

Affiliated Marketing

Below are references are our on ongoing projects:

WEBSITE

KEYWORDS

RANKING


www.smwio.com

Back and Neck Pain Treatment Center in Miami Beach

Shoulder Pain Treatment Center Miami Beach

Best Shoulder Pain Surgery Hospital Miami Beach

Hand and Wrist Pain Miami Beach

1

2

3

3


www.actonycinc.com

Small Business Accountant Delray Beach

Family Law Accounting Delray Beach

Small Business Tax Delray Beach

Full Service Accounting Delray Beach

Certified Public Accountant Boynton Beach

Forensic Accounting Boca Raton

1

1

3

4

5

5


www.drlweinstein.com

Cardiology Associates Boynton

Cardiologist Boynton Beach

Cardiology Boynton Beach

Best Cardiologist Delray Beach

Best Cardiologist Boynton Beach

Cardiologist Boynton Beach

2

2

3

3

5

9

Below are referred websites are our completed projects:

www.3dkreatorusa.com

www.lockwoodlandscapedesigns.com

www.naturalguidetohealth.com

www.servicestechac.com

www.jcdiamondblades.com


I have also attached a document about our company, please find "About Us_V3DM" and to know more details visit V3DM Solutions.

Kindly do share me your contact details.

Waiting for your sooner and positive response!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: RE: V3DM Services & Offers | Action Plan!
  • On: Nov. 9, 2017, 12:52 a.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Andrew Stephens
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: RE: V3DM Services & Offers | Action Plan!
  • On: Nov. 9, 2017, 3:49 p.m.

Dear Andrew Stephens, Hope you are doing great!

Thanks for your valuable response!!

I understand your concern and as per your word I am sending you few attachments for your acknowledgement.

Kindly find the below listed attachments:

Benefits of SEO

Project Work

Sample Article

Kindly go through all the attached agendas!

I assure you our services will make your business at the very top of your imagination and you will be glad to see your website placed at the top of the Google, Bing &amp; Yahoo search engine page or else we will get you the refund.

Please feel free to reach us and let me know your concern as soon as possible.

Waiting for your sooner and positive response!

Gratitude and Regards,

David Brett | Business Analyst
Mail: [email protected]
Direct: +1 513-442-1526
Skype ID: [email protected]
ww.v3dmsolutions.com

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: RE: V3DM Services & Offers | Action Plan!
  • On: Nov. 9, 2017, 8:23 p.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Andrew Stephens
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: RE: V3DM Services & Offers | Action Plan!
  • On: Nov. 9, 2017, 10:28 p.m.

Hello Andrew,

I had a word with my Senior Executive Manager regarding your concern, he said "not to worry about the budget, we can do something more better for you."

Dear Andrew, Need not worry I will get you even more better offer and services which fits in your budget and it would be more perfect if we would have a brief discussion over telephone and find a better resolution for you, so kindly do drop your contact details and best time to reach you or just ring me at your flexible schedule.

Please feel free to reach us and let me know your concern as soon as possible.

Waiting for your sooner and positive response!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: RE: V3DM Services & Offers | Action Plan!
  • On: Nov. 10, 2017, 3:12 a.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Andrew Stephens
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: RE: V3DM Services & Offers | Action Plan!
  • On: Nov. 10, 2017, 11:05 a.m.

Hi Andrew,

Thanks for writing back to me.

As you have asked for the details, here I am sending you complete information, please go through this.

In SEO (Search Engine Optimization), we will promote your website to get ranked on the first page of the major search engines like Google, Yahoo and Bing. As a result you will get more traffic from online and more business as well.

We will also promote you on major social media sites like Facebook, Twitter, LinkedIn etc. SMO (Social Media Optimization) has become a major part of website promotion which can get you a quicker traffic(in between 15-20 days). It will also give you a better brand value and reputation on the web market.

About the time frame, honestly speaking it will take 5-6 months of time to get onto the Google's first page. But you can see the improvements in your keyword rankings from the very first month. The reason behind such a time span is our work process.

All our work process is Organic/Manual process. We invest real man hours to work for your website and to give you a quality result. For sure, Google can not penalize your website because we do not use any kind of automated tools/black hat technique to give you result in a day or in a month. These are against the Google's guidelines. We work as per the Google's guidelines and use white hat technique.

We do not have any contract period nor any set up fee for our clients. We do not want to bind them as we do have faith in our services. If we will provide them quality services then they will happily continue with us.

We provide complete SEO solutions for websites which include optimization of keyword ranking, on-page and on-site error fixing, link building, social media optimization, reputation management, brand management, enterprise SEO and Google analytic.

We excel in on line promotions and web-marketing services like SEO, SMO, Link-Building, Competitor Analysis, Reputation Management, Brand Management and Content Development. We cover more than 300 factors in SEO so that our client must not miss out of anything.

SEO Process:

Our SEO Process

Search Engine Optimization (SEO) is a highly technical process, but for online merchants it's also a critical business process. That's why we take the time to learn about your goals, products, the competition, and your marketplace.

Kaushalam will customize your SEO campaign to meet your specific business needs. There are two key steps in our process:

Keyword search and competitor analysis

Site optimization

First Step is Keyword Search and Competitive Analysis

Review site structure and search engine rankings for your site and that of your competitors

This process helps define benchmarks for before- and after-SEO strategy

Identify keywords that your customers are likely to enter in the search engine to find your products

This research can yield keyword suggestions that can be one of the most beneficial aspects of SEO, with high returns on investment

Keyword research consists of three primary activities:

Discovery

ROI analysis

Competitive analysis

See details of each activity below

Discovery

We'll guide you to select the most relevant keywords for your store. We'll use the 'root' keywords to generate related single keywords, keyword combinations, and variations like singular, plurals and synonyms

We'll compare these keyword suggestions to those in use by your audience This comparison will help identify the most widely-used search keywords so we can focus on the 'vital few' for your store

ROI analysis

Popular keywords aren't always the most valuable. Generic keywords can be widely used while also delivering mediocre conversion rates. We'll perform a statistical analysis that highlights relevant keywords with the highest ROI.

Competitive Analysis

This phase will show you the competitive landscape for any given search term. Competitive factors uncover how many relevant inbound links your competitors have received

We also give you an Initial Positioning Report that highlights your competitors' strengths &amp; weaknesses, along with a summary of where you and the competition are currently positioned in the major search engines and directories

Second Step is Site Optimization

Optimizing your site will typically take 5-10 business days, depending on

Your goals

Complexity of your site

The competitive landscape

Optimizing your site will not affect the way your pages look in any way

Modifications typically include new URLs (path names) for selected pages

A list of recommended keywords to be used in your existing page content

We'll give you files summarizing all these changes

The Site Optimization process consists of three primary activities:

On-page site optimization

Off-page site optimization

Link building

See details about each activity below

On-Page Site Optimization

Here we work on a page-by-page basis to optimize your content

We identify the page(s) needing modifications and give write the optimized content you need for higher rankings

All our methods follow Best Practices for SEO and are spam-free

We adjust factors as title &amp; meta tags, creating/reframing, internal site links, keyword-rich content, and URL framing

We perform a deep analysis of your website and server, to identify any issues related to standards compliance, domain usage, page structures, internal and external link structure, URL-rewriting, load balancing and any problems that might lower your search engine position

We analyze the source code of your website and correct anything that could make a search engine hesitate or stumble.

This analysis also checks the meta tags, titles, keyword density and content on all pages

When we're done, your site will be totally search engine-friendly


Off-Page Site Optimization

Once on-page optimization is complete, we'll reload the website to see if further modifications are needed. When everything's perfect, we'll upload the optimized content (with compiled tags) to your server. Your website is now ready for the major Search Engines and Directories.

Link Building

Boosting page rank is the next priority for your optimized site. When all other factors are equal, search engines will always favor the page with a higher page rank.

Page rank is essentially 'link popularity.' It's a reflection of how many other websites contain links pointed at your site. (You may also hear these called 'inbound links' or 'non-reciprocal links.'

Google, Yahoo, MSN, Ask Jeeves, AltaVista and others place great importance on incoming links. A large number of high-quality incoming links can help your website beat the competition in the search engine rankings

Not all links are created equal. Search engines evaluate the incoming links to determine the 'quality' of the link. They use such factors as the page rank of the linking page, the total outgoing links on the linking page, the relevance of the linking website to your industry, the relevance of the specific linking page, the use of keywords in anchor text, just to name a few

In the meantime, if you have any queries or concerns, please get back to me.

I am looking forward to hearing from you soon.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: RE: V3DM Services & Offers | Action Plan!
  • On: Nov. 10, 2017, 3:02 p.m.

Hi,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

Andrew Stephens
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: RE: V3DM Services & Offers | Action Plan!
  • On: Nov. 11, 2017, 6:39 a.m.

Dear Andrew,

Thanks for writing back to us.

We did not understand why you are asking this repeatedly as we have already shared this information with you.

Any way as you asked for the information, here I am sending the same for your perusal. Please look into this and let me know when can we start the project.

I hope this is the right time to start the campaign as the holiday season is coming and there will be response for the campaign then after wards you will be getting good traffic and business as well.

V3DM Solutions LLP is a full-service digital marketing and a leading Company in

Cincinnati, OH. We have our back-end office in India as well.

Our in-house services include:

Search Engine Optimization (SEO)

Social Media

Web Design &amp; Development

Pay-Per-Click (PPC)

Digital Content &amp; Video

Affiliated Marketing

Below are references are our on ongoing projects:

WEBSITE

KEYWORDS

RANKING


www.smwio.com

Back and Neck Pain Treatment Center in Miami Beach

Shoulder Pain Treatment Center Miami Beach

Best Shoulder Pain Surgery Hospital Miami Beach

Hand and Wrist Pain Miami Beach

1

2

3

3


www.actonycinc.com

Small Business Accountant Delray Beach

Family Law Accounting Delray Beach

Small Business Tax Delray Beach

Full Service Accounting Delray Beach

Certified Public Accountant Boynton Beach

Forensic Accounting Boca Raton

1

1

3

4

5

5


www.drlweinstein.com

Cardiology Associates Boynton

Cardiologist Boynton Beach

Cardiology Boynton Beach

Best Cardiologist Delray Beach

Best Cardiologist Boynton Beach

Cardiologist Boynton Beach

2

2

3

3

5

9

Below are referred websites are our completed projects:

www.3dkreatorusa.com

www.lockwoodlandscapedesigns.com

www.naturalguidetohealth.com

www.servicestechac.com

www.jcdiamondblades.com


I have also attached a document about our company, please find "About Us_V3DM" and to know more details visit V3DM Solutions.

Kindly do share me your contact details.

Waiting for your sooner and positive response!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: RE: V3DM Services & Offers | Action Plan!
  • On: Nov. 11, 2017, 11:49 a.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Andrew Stephens
CEO, MNesty, LLC