The colloquy of Colin Bright

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Colin Bright and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: ***SPAM*** LGBT Fund Donation
  • On: Dec. 20, 2018, 1:33 a.m.

My Dear,

I am writing you from Chu hospital where I have been diagnosed of Cancer, my doctor advised me this morning to write my Will due to my critical illness.

Therefore, I decided to hand over my wealth to you as a donation to help poor street children.

respond to my rivate email at( [email protected] )for more details.

Yours Mother,

Ms. Baida.



Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: ***SPAM*** LGBT Fund Donation
  • On: Dec. 20, 2018, 1:33 a.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Colin Bright
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: dear beloved Colin
  • On: Dec. 20, 2018, 9:50 p.m.

My dear beloved Colin,

Thanks for your response, sorry for my late response, the hospital Nurse
who helps me to hold my laptop computer wasn't around but just returning
now.

I married for 21years without a child before my husband died in plane crash
2005, and my relatives have started killing each other over who will
control my wealth which has left me traumatized here in hospital, then my
lawyer advised me to look for a stranger to inherit my $3.5 million united
state dollars for charity work to avoid more killings by my relatives.

I want you to know that distance is not a barrier if God want to use you
for upliftment of his people.

I am suffering from cancer and stroke illness here in CHU hospital Ivory
Coast, but only need to handle my wealth to a God fearing person who will
utilize this fund in charity project. I will map out 20% of the total fund
for your personal use if you can sincerely invest my funds in charity
projects.

Due to my critical illness, I have handed everything over to my lawyer, so
kindly contact and discuss with my lawyer, he will suggest how this fund
could be transferred to you safely because I am very sick as you can see me
lying in attached photo here in hospital sick bed. Contact my lawyer
through below address,

TRIALKOBE CHAMBERS / FINANCIAL & PROPERTY ATTORNEY

Email: [email protected] / [email protected]

I suggest you should account the lawyer through his Gmail account for easy
and quicker communication. Because the first email is his chambers
registered domain which rejects unknown clients.

Yours Mother,

Ms. Baida.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: dear beloved Colin
  • On: Dec. 21, 2018, 4:59 a.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Colin Bright
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: dear beloved Colin
  • On: Dec. 21, 2018, 8:57 a.m.

My dear beloved Colin,

I just have few days to live according to my doctor.

In case I did not survive my surgery, just contact my lawyer for the funds.

Yours Mother,

Ms. Baida.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: dear beloved Colin
  • On: Dec. 21, 2018, 11:39 a.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Colin Bright
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: dear beloved Colin
  • On: Dec. 21, 2018, 2:06 p.m.

My dear beloved Colin,

I am from Ivory Coast, my doctor advise me not to use my laptop computer
due to my critical state of health, please try to communicate with my
lawyer whom I have handed everything over.

He will explain to you more about my desire over this donation.

Yours Mother,

Ms. Baida.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: dear beloved Colin
  • On: Dec. 21, 2018, 3:18 p.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Colin Bright
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: dear beloved Colin
  • On: Dec. 21, 2018, 3:45 p.m.

My dear beloved Colin,

I just have few days to live according to my doctor.

In case I did not survive my surgery on saturday, just contact my lawyer
for the funds.

Yours Mother,

Ms. Baida.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: dear beloved Colin
  • On: Dec. 22, 2018, 3:12 a.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Colin Bright
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: MIRACLE GIFT
  • On: Dec. 29, 2018, 10:33 a.m.

My dear,

I just managed to write you now with the help of hospital Nurse in regards
to our previous communication, I had an emergency lungs cancer surgery
which was successfully, but now remaining heart surgery which required
oversea assistance.

I wanted to hand you over my wealth as a donation to help poor children as
there was no time left for me after my doctor asked me to write my Will
before my surgery.

God has rescued me from lungs surgery and now going to face heart surgery in
oversea, I decided to wrote a bank check of $200,000 USD on your behalf,
this is a compensation to thanks you for your earlier response over my
proposal.

I am giving you this little money not that am rich but a kind of thanksgiving
to testify the goodness of almighty God in my life and to proof my genuine
and truthfulness over my proposal.

I deposited your check to hospital Nurse office, the hospital is transferring
me to oversea today for more medical attention, so please contact the
hospital Nurse at ( [email protected] ) for collection of your international
bank check, you can cash this check in any bank of your choice in your
country.

May God be the glory.

Mrs. Baida.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: MIRACLE GIFT
  • On: Dec. 29, 2018, 2:26 p.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Colin Bright
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: your bank check
  • On: Dec. 30, 2018, 8:22 p.m.

Hello,

A cancer woman who left our hospital to overseas for more medical care has dropped a bank check on your behalf.

Please provide me your full home or office address with personal cell phone number and ID card copy as Courier Company requested, to enable me ship your check to you.

Sincerely,

Awa.
Senior Nurse,

CENTRE HOSPITALIER UNIVERSITAIRE DE YOPOUGON
C.H.U HOSPITAL ABIDJAN.<http://www.bien-vivre.org/EPN/CHUYOP>www.bien-vivre.org/EPN/CHUYOP<http://www.bien-vivre.org/EPN/CHUYOP>

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: your bank check
  • On: Dec. 31, 2018, 6:20 a.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Colin Bright
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: From Chu Hospital
  • On: Dec. 31, 2018, 9:29 a.m.

Hello Colin Bright,

A cancer woman who left our hospital to overseas for more medical care has dropped a bank check on your behalf.

Could you please provide me your full home or office address with personal cell phone number and ID card copy as Courier Company requested, to enable me ship your check to you.

I am from Ivory Coast in West Africa.

Sincerely,

Awa.
Senior Nurse,

CENTRE HOSPITALIER UNIVERSITAIRE DE YOPOUGON
C.H.U HOSPITAL ABIDJAN.www.bien-vivre.org/EPN/CHUYOP<http://www.bien-vivre.org/EPN/CHUYOP>

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: From Chu Hospital
  • On: Dec. 31, 2018, 5:16 p.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Colin Bright
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: From Chu Hospital
  • On: Jan. 2, 2019, 2:25 a.m.

Hello Colin Bright,

We received a sad news that the cancer woman who left the check on your behalf has died in oversea hospital.

So I was waiting for hospital board permission if the check can be send to you or not, but they order to send the check to you.

Could you please provide me your full home or office address with personal cell phone number and ID card copy as Courier Company requested, to enable me ship your check to you.

Sincerely,

Awa.
Senior Nurse,

CENTRE HOSPITALIER UNIVERSITAIRE DE YOPOUGON
C.H.U HOSPITAL ABIDJAN.www.bien-vivre.org/EPN/CHUYOP<http://www.bien-vivre.org/EPN/CHUYOP>

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: From Chu Hospital
  • On: Jan. 2, 2019, 10:37 a.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Colin Bright
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: From Chu Hospital
  • On: Jan. 2, 2019, 11:36 a.m.

Hello Colin Bright,

I am a busy Nurse with many patients taking careoff, so I don’t have much time to waste.

You can see my attached picture for what makes me unique.

Sincerely,

Awa.
Senior Nurse,

CENTRE HOSPITALIER UNIVERSITAIRE DE YOPOUGON
C.H.U HOSPITAL ABIDJAN.www.bien-vivre.org/EPN/CHUYOP<http://www.bien-vivre.org/EPN/CHUYOP>

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: From Chu Hospital
  • On: Jan. 2, 2019, 11:29 p.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Colin Bright
CEO, MNesty, LLC