The colloquy of Pamela Lynn

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Pamela Lynn and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: Read and Get Back to Me
  • On: Feb. 4, 2017, 4:49 p.m.

Hello, I wish to seek your consent as the beneficiary to the total sum of £19,700,000.00 GBP in the intent of the deceased. In your acceptance, the papers will be processed , forward to us your contact details to enable us file necessary documents at our high court probate division for the release of the Fund to you. Yours faithfully, Barrister Harry Williams

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Read and Get Back to Me
  • On: Feb. 4, 2017, 4:49 p.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly?

Pamela Lynn
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Read and Get Back to Me
  • On: Feb. 6, 2017, 3:13 p.m.

My Dear Friend,
Pamela Lynn
Thank you for your response.

I want to present you as the beneficiary of the inheritance, as both of you
bears the same last name. This will help us quickly claim the fund
successfully. This transaction will take us three business days to secure
all necessary documents from the Court which will transfer the ownership
of the fund to your name.

For us to successfully execute this transaction, I will be dealing with you
in dual capacities. I will be acting as your partner in achieving this
goal and also as your Attorney before the court and the probate division
to enable us secure all relevant documents for perfect execution and
release of the inheritance fund to you as the beneficiary. In all of these,
the most important thing is for us to obtain the GRANT LETTER of
ADMINISTRATION from the Probate and this is the most vital document needed
to empower and instruct the deposit bank to release/transfer fund to your
nominated bank account as the beneficiary of the inheritance fund.

Be rest assured that as an attorney and with your co-operations , I will
secure all legal documents that will make you the bonafide and legitimate
beneficiary of the inheritance fund, that will enable the successful
transfer of this fund into your fundamental account.

What you have to do now is to forward your full names, home/office address,
home/cell phone numbers and scan copy of your identification which i need
to commence the legal documentation by swearing affidavit of change of
ownership of the inheritance to your name and also file application of
claim via the Court probate division for the issuance of all legal
documents from Court probate division making you the beneficiary of the
fund. Upon issuance of the legal documents by the Probate, a copy of the
Letter of Administration will be sent to the paying bank by the Court
probate notifying the bank to proceed for the release/transfer of the
inheritance fund to your nominated bank account as the legitimate and true
beneficiary next of kin.

Your financial responsibility and support on this transaction is for you to
open none resident online bank with the deposit bank to attract activating
deposit that will be going into your account. The reason for the online
bank account is to enable you have quick access to the fund and make
transfer immediately to any bank of your choice in the convenient of your
home or office without any delay.

As soon as I receive your response with the required information, I will
proceed to the Court for the paper work and updates would be forwarded to
you. As an attorney, my advise to you is to keep this transaction highly
confidential.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Read and Get Back to Me
  • On: Feb. 6, 2017, 10:04 p.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Pamela Lynn
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Read and Get Back to Me
  • On: Feb. 7, 2017, 9:27 a.m.

My Dear Friend,
Pamela Lynn,

How are you doing today, I want to notify you that I have been expecting
your response your full names, home/office address, home/cell phone numbers
and scan copy of your identification which i need to commence the legal
documentation by swearing affidavit of change of ownership of the
inheritance to your name and also file application of claim via the Court
probate division for the issuance of all legal documents from so that we
can proceed with this transaction.
Waiting for your utmost response with the required information.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Read and Get Back to Me
  • On: Feb. 7, 2017, 12:22 p.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Pamela Lynn
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Read and Get Back to Me
  • On: Feb. 9, 2017, 7:26 p.m.

Dear Pamela Lynn,

We need you to send your full names, home/office address, home/cell phone
numbers and scan copy of your identification which i need to Proceed with
the legal documentation by swearing affidavit of change of ownership of the
inheritance to your name. And also file application of claim via the
Court probate division for the issuance of all legal documents from so that
we can proceed with this transaction. Update will be forwarded to you as
soon as we begin process.

Waiting for your utmost response with the required information.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Read and Get Back to Me
  • On: Feb. 9, 2017, 8:19 p.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Pamela Lynn
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Read and Get Back to Me
  • On: Feb. 10, 2017, 11:42 a.m.

Dear Pamela Lynn,

I am located in London, United Kingdom. Read my previous emails and you
will find out that I have told you about this inherited money transaction
over and over again. Send the requested information in my previous email so
that we can proceed.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Read and Get Back to Me
  • On: Feb. 10, 2017, 4:24 p.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Pamela Lynn
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Read and Get Back to Me
  • On: Feb. 11, 2017, 9:55 p.m.

Dear Pamela Lynn,

If you are not ready to send the required details to enable us proceed
with this transaction, then you can pass with all due respect.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Read and Get Back to Me
  • On: Feb. 12, 2017, 5:47 a.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Pamela Lynn
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Read and Get Back to Me
  • On: Feb. 14, 2017, 8:19 p.m.

Dear Pamela Lynn,

We will proceed as soon as you provide your full names, home/office
address, home/cell phone numbers and scan copy of your identification
which i need to commence the legal documentation by swearing affidavit of
change of ownership of the inheritance to your name and also file
application of claim via the Court probate division for the issuance of
all legal documents from so that we can proceed with this transaction.
Waiting for your response with the required information.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Read and Get Back to Me
  • On: Feb. 14, 2017, 11:15 p.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Pamela Lynn
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Read and Get Back to Me
  • On: Feb. 17, 2017, 11:46 a.m.

If you can't send the requirements, THEN STOP WASTING MY TIME.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Read and Get Back to Me
  • On: Feb. 17, 2017, 11:09 p.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Pamela Lynn
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Read and Get Back to Me
  • On: Feb. 18, 2017, 6:30 p.m.

You can invest the million of great British pounds in your company, it is
an inherited money of yours.Just send the requested information and we can
proceed.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Read and Get Back to Me
  • On: Feb. 18, 2017, 11:35 p.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Pamela Lynn
CEO, MNesty, LLC