The colloquy of Joy West

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Joy West and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: leads for Pancake Labs
  • On: Dec. 21, 2016, 4:08 p.m.

Hi Nick,

I found out about Pancake Labs while looking for IT companies with great
development potential in the United States. From looking at your website, I
believe we can help you drive more prospective clients to your company.

Would you like to see how we acquired high-quality leads for over 500
clients from 33 countries?

How about we set up a 10 minute call to see if we could be of some help?

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: leads for Pancake Labs
  • On: Dec. 21, 2016, 4:08 p.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Joy West
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: leads for Pancake Labs
  • On: Dec. 21, 2016, 5:40 p.m.

Hey Joy,

Can I get your Skype ID and you phone #? I need about 10 mins of your time
:)

*Best regards,*
<http://righthello.com/>
*Jesse Balsam*
Product Manager
mobile:
skype:
e-mail:

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: leads for Pancake Labs
  • On: Dec. 22, 2016, 12:03 a.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Joy West
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: leads for Pancake Labs
  • On: Dec. 26, 2016, 2:23 p.m.

Hi Joy!

I hope you had a great Christmas:)

I am hoping that you have a bit more time around now to talk for 10 mins
via Skype, so I can share my screen and show you our lead generation app.

If you are still busy I understand, but could I get your phone # and and
good time to call you back?

*Best regards,*
<http://righthello.com/>
*Jesse Balsam*
Product Manager
mobile:
skype:
e-mail:

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: leads for Pancake Labs
  • On: Jan. 3, 2017, 6:56 p.m.

Hi Joy, I hope you had a joyous xmas (I'm sure you've it before ;))

Anyway, Back in mi-Dec. nobody made an inquiry to our Predictable Sales
Machine with RightHelloHello.

The phone # I have is bad, can you please give my you correct # and your
Skype ID to sho you a demo of our app?

Thanks!

*Best regards,*
<http://righthello.com/>
*Jesse Balsam*
Product Manager
mobile:
skype:
e-mail:

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: leads for Pancake Labs
  • On: Jan. 10, 2017, 11:35 a.m.

Hi Joy,
I still haven't received any response from you.

Please, don't make my next meeting with boss look like this


Could I ask for your status? :)

Have a good day,
Jesse

*Best regards,*
<http://righthello.com/>
*Jesse Balsam*
Product Manager
mobile:
skype:
e-mail:

Spammer

  • Subject: Greetings From Madam Sindi Kuku
  • On: Jan. 13, 2017, 6:20 p.m.

Greetings From Madam Sindi Kuku

I apologize for sending you this sensitive information via e-mail
Instead of a Certified/Post-mail.

This is due to the urgency and importance of the information. I humbly
crave your attention to read this e-mail with all seriousness because
this project is based on trust, confidentiality and sincerity in order
to achieve a goal. Although, we have not met before, but i have every
reason to believe that you are a highly respected personality,
considering the fact that i got your e- mail address through commerce
directory while searching for a reliable and reputable person that can
handle this transaction.

I am Madam.Sindi Kuku
I am a widow being that I lost my husband Last Year by the
political uprising here in Burkina Faso ,My husband was a serving
director of the Gold exporting board until his death .He was
assassinated by the rebels following the political uprising, before
his death he made a deposit of Six Million Five Hundred Dollars ($
6,500,000.00) here in Ouagadougou Burkina Faso in one of the Security
Finance Company , I Discovered The Certificate Of Deposit About
Three Days Ago Where My Late Husband Hide This Document , And That
Is The Reason I want you to help me for us to retrieve this fund and
transfer it to your account in your country or any safer place as you
will be the beneficiary and recipient of the fund which we will use
for joint investment in your country .Please if you are willing to
assist me and my only Daughter Linda Kuku,

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Greetings From Madam Sindi Kuku
  • On: Jan. 13, 2017, 9:05 p.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly?

Joy West
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: The Details
  • On: Jan. 14, 2017, 10:20 a.m.

Hello Dear !
Thank you for having time to respond to my mail and also for accepting
to help me and my Only Child out of this heartbreaking situation.
I wish to notify you that this transaction is 100% Risk Free And Confidential .
How old are you Now ? .

I want you to know that this transaction needs absolutely a Foreigner
to put claim to the said amount as the partner to my late husband,
this transaction will be successfully executed to your account as the
partner to my late husband without any query from your government or
else where with all the necessary information which I have gathered
regarding this transaction to ensure a smooth and successful transfer .

Note: This transaction will follow legal modalities . You have nothing to be afraid of as long as am concern . The Fund is now With the security Finance Company Here In Ouagadougou The Capital City Of Burkina Faso Where my Late husband Deposited it! And Before this fund Can Transferred Someone has To apply to the Security Finance company As my Late Husband Business Partner. That is the reason You have to Apply to the Company As my Late Husband Business Partner. I don't want Any of my Late Husband Relatives to Knows About this Fund Because If they Knows or find out that such Fund was deposited in the security Finance Company by my late husband , The Family will Claim it because they have collected all that Belongs to me Due to I have No Male Child As The Our Tradition Demand If You Have No Male Child You Have No Next Of Kin.Please Help Me And My Daughter Out This Fund Is all Our Hope.
That is the reason I contacted You To Help me And my Only Daughter Make Sure that This Fund Transferred Into your Country .
I will be coming over to your beautiful country with my Daughter for
sharing of the fund 50% For You And 50% For me.
And You Will possible Help Me In investment into any profitable venture under your kind control as soon as the transaction is completed. If possible I will love to invest in real estate
management or set up a company with you in your country or any other place of your choice.

Please I beg you in the name of God not to betray or cheat On me after this transaction is completed because my hope and my Daughter is in
these fund. This Is My Mobile Phone You Call me Any Time +226 74 11 34 06

Finally Reply After Reading This Mail To Enable Me Draft The Application Of Claim And Send To you.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: The Details
  • On: Jan. 14, 2017, 10:02 p.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Joy West
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Greetings Sir
  • On: Jan. 20, 2017, 7:58 a.m.

Sir,
Am Still Hoping to Hear From you
If You have Fill the Application Of Claim And Apply to The Security Finance Company! Kindly Inform me So That I will Follow It Up Sir

Spammer

  • Subject: Greetings Sir
  • On: Jan. 20, 2017, 8:15 a.m.

Sir,
Am Still Hoping to Hear From you
If You have Fill the Application Of Claim And Apply to The Security Finance Company! Kindly Inform me So That I will Follow It Up Sir

Spammer

  • Subject: Greetings Sir
  • On: Jan. 20, 2017, 8:47 a.m.

Sir,
Am Still Hoping to Hear From you
If You have Fill the Application Of Claim And Apply to The Security Finance Company! Kindly Inform me So That I will Follow It Up Sir

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Greetings Sir
  • On: Jan. 20, 2017, 4:48 p.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Joy West
CEO, MNesty, LLC