The colloquy of Robert Brown

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Robert Brown and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: CONTACT TO THOMAS DREYER
  • On: Nov. 24, 2016, 9:17 p.m.

Hello Dear,

Your unclaimed fund have been approved and ready to be released to you in cash, please send the diplomat who is stranded at Washington Dulles International Airport your address where to make your delivery. His name is Mr. Thomas Dreyer, he arrived Washington Dulles International Airport yesterday with your package and he will need to proceed to your address immediately to hand over your delivery to you.

Please E-mail him your Phone number, delivery address and all identities that will help him for smooth delivery. Contact Thomas Dreyer immediately with the details below:
THOMAS DREYER
Email: [email protected]
And call him or SMS him on this number: 202 792 0763 to facilitate your delivery.

Yours sincerely,

Mr. Jacob Danladi
For Ministry of Finance, Benin

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: CONTACT TO THOMAS DREYER
  • On: Nov. 24, 2016, 9:17 p.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Robert Brown
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: CONTACT TO THOMAS DREYER...
  • On: Nov. 24, 2016, 9:29 p.m.

Dear Robert Brown,

I have received your email and I shall be proceeding with your delivery today.

Kindly provide your delivery address and cell phone number to enable me proceed.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: CONTACT TO THOMAS DREYER...
  • On: Nov. 25, 2016, 6:36 a.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Robert Brown
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: CONTACT TO THOMAS DREYER...
  • On: Nov. 25, 2016, 8 a.m.

Dear Mr. Robert Brown,

I am already in USA with your delivery, kindly confirm your delivery
address, telephone number and copy of your I.D to enable me complete
your delivery today.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: CONTACT TO THOMAS DREYER...
  • On: Nov. 25, 2016, 4:37 p.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Robert Brown
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: CONTACT TO THOMAS DREYER...
  • On: Nov. 25, 2016, 5:03 p.m.

Dear Mr. Robert Brown,

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: CONTACT TO THOMAS DREYER...
  • On: Nov. 25, 2016, 11:09 p.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Robert Brown
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: CONTACT TO THOMAS DREYER...
  • On: Nov. 26, 2016, 12:04 a.m.

Dear Robert Brown,

You can provide $800 now and pay the remaining $800 US after delivery.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: CONTACT TO THOMAS DREYER...
  • On: Nov. 26, 2016, 6:18 a.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Robert Brown
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: CONTACT TO THOMAS DREYER...
  • On: Nov. 26, 2016, 6:40 a.m.

Dear Robert Brown,

Your cash delivery is valued $2,500,000 US and it can improve the
value and reputation of your company with maximum profit.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: CONTACT TO THOMAS DREYER...
  • On: Nov. 26, 2016, 4:15 p.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly?

Robert Brown
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: CONTACT TO THOMAS DREYER...
  • On: Nov. 26, 2016, 4:39 p.m.

Dear Robert Brown,

We need to meet in person, I am currently in Washington with your
consignment valued $2.5 Million and I need the $800 from you to settle
some custom clearance requirements which will enable me proceed to
your address to deliver the consignment to you face to face.

I can give you my bank account in Washington to enable you send me the
$800 today to enable me do what is required and proceed to your
location with the consignment.

I shall be online waiting your quick reply.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: CONTACT TO THOMAS DREYER...
  • On: Nov. 27, 2016, 2:03 a.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Robert Brown
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: CONTACT TO THOMAS DREYER...
  • On: Nov. 27, 2016, 6:58 p.m.

Dear Robert Brown,

Send me your telephone number to enable me call you.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: CONTACT TO THOMAS DREYER...
  • On: Nov. 28, 2016, 4:54 a.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Robert Brown
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: CONTACT TO THOMAS DREYER...
  • On: Nov. 28, 2016, 5:44 a.m.

Dear Robert Brown,

It is cash delivery, we have to meet in person.

Send me your phone number for elaborate discussion.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: CONTACT TO THOMAS DREYER...
  • On: Nov. 28, 2016, 10:04 a.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Robert Brown
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: CONTACT TO THOMAS DREYER...
  • On: Nov. 28, 2016, 11:32 a.m.

Dear Robert Brown,

We will talk after you send your telephone number.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: CONTACT TO THOMAS DREYER...
  • On: Nov. 28, 2016, 6:44 p.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Robert Brown
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: CONTACT TO THOMAS DREYER...
  • On: Nov. 28, 2016, 6:50 p.m.

My telephone is 202 792 0763

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: CONTACT TO THOMAS DREYER...
  • On: Nov. 28, 2016, 10:06 p.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Robert Brown
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: CONTACT TO THOMAS DREYER...
  • On: Nov. 28, 2016, 10:08 p.m.

I do not have any information to send but to make your delivery to your
address, send me your delivery address and telephone number or forget about
everything

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: CONTACT TO THOMAS DREYER...
  • On: Nov. 29, 2016, 9:25 a.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Robert Brown
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: CONTACT TO THOMAS DREYER...
  • On: Nov. 29, 2016, 9:38 a.m.

I think you are not serious, you have my number and you can call me any
time

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: CONTACT TO THOMAS DREYER...
  • On: Nov. 29, 2016, 8:12 p.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly?

Robert Brown
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: CONTACT TO THOMAS DREYER...
  • On: Dec. 3, 2016, 2:17 p.m.

Your consignment is still unclaimed and if you continue delaying it
will incur storage fees at the custom storage facility.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: CONTACT TO THOMAS DREYER...
  • On: Dec. 3, 2016, 6:06 p.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Robert Brown
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: CONTACT TO THOMAS DREYER...
  • On: Dec. 3, 2016, 7:10 p.m.

Call me now

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: CONTACT TO THOMAS DREYER...
  • On: Dec. 4, 2016, 4:54 a.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Robert Brown
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: CONTACT TO THOMAS DREYER...
  • On: Dec. 4, 2016, 10:31 a.m.

No details online, just follow the instruction given to you to enable
me finalize with hand over of your unclaimed fund to you

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: CONTACT TO THOMAS DREYER...
  • On: Dec. 4, 2016, 1:28 p.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Robert Brown
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: CONTACT TO THOMAS DREYER...
  • On: Dec. 5, 2016, 9:47 a.m.

I have told you severally that there is no details online to look up,
your consignment is now in safe storage deposit and accumulating
storage fee everyday.

When ever you are ready to receive your consignment let me know.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: CONTACT TO THOMAS DREYER...
  • On: Dec. 5, 2016, 10:38 a.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Robert Brown
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: CONTACT TO THOMAS DREYER...
  • On: Dec. 5, 2016, 10:59 a.m.

I have told you all you need to know and all I know about your
consignment delivery already.

I am in Washington DC Dulles International airport

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: CONTACT TO THOMAS DREYER...
  • On: Dec. 5, 2016, 5:42 p.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Robert Brown
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: CONTACT TO THOMAS DREYER...
  • On: Dec. 5, 2016, 5:46 p.m.

What you are asking is not your business, I will stop communicating with
you since you are not interested in your consignment, I will be traveling
tomorrow and will abandon your consignment with US Custom until you are
ready to receive it but the storage fee will keep increasing daily

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: CONTACT TO THOMAS DREYER...
  • On: Dec. 5, 2016, 6:43 p.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Robert Brown
CEO, MNesty, LLC