The colloquy of Michael Farmer

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Michael Farmer and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: UBS Investment Bank (London)
  • On: May 19, 2019, 10:48 a.m.

*From: UBS Investment Bank (London)*
*1 Golden Lane, London.*
*EC 1Y 0RR, United Kingdom.*
*Mr. Harvey P. Hartenstine: Operations Manager,*

*How are you doing today? I hope you're good. My Name is Mr. Harvey P.
Hartenstine, the Operations Manager of UBS Investment Bank, London. One of
our accounts holding a balance of GBP 7,549,250.00 has been dormant for
many years.*

*Please I am asking for your partnership in re-profiling the funds. First
of all, I will like to assure you that this transaction is 100% risk
andtrouble free to both parties.*

*I solicit for your assistance to execute thistransaction.*

*This transaction will be covered up by me with my status here in the bank.
If you are interested to know more, email me back so we could discuss more
about this great business opportunity.*

*Yours Sincerely,*

*Mr. Harvey P. Hartenstine*
*Email: [email protected]*

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: UBS Investment Bank (London)
  • On: May 19, 2019, 10:48 a.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Michael Farmer
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Your Urgent Response Is Needed
  • On: July 19, 2019, 11:52 p.m.

Thank you for confirming the validity of your email address and also
accepting this grant. We know this message maybe a surprise to you but
do kindly accept our gift and donation as a kind gesture from our
ongoing goodwill project 2020. Our Foundation is truly committed to
“giving while living,” We just recently organized and launched our
internet donation program as this will enable us reach out to more
people outside the shores of USA so they too can benefit from my
fortune and our foundation as a whole. Many other major
philanthropists look primarily to support large institutions and not
individuals which is absolutely wrong thus we are changing such with
this program.

The launch of this internet/mobile donation program came up so as to
avoid unsolicited pleas for donations and to avoid the idea of people
feeling indebted to me/us. To facilitate the disbursement process of
the funds valued at Twelve Million Nine Hundred Thousand United State
Dollars [$12,900,000 USD] which have been donated solely to you,
please provide the below information. I am hoping that you will be
able to use the money wisely and judiciously. I ask you to do what you
can to alleviate the level of poverty in your region and also try to
enhance the standard of living of as many people as you can and see
the joy and happiness of giving.

Do make sure you reconfirm me with your complete information below so
I forward it to my selected payout bank for disbursement.

Full Name:
Contact Address:
Occupation:
Mobile Number:

I am trusting you to make good use of this money. Thank you for
accepting this offer, I am indeed grateful. I anticipate your earliest
response.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Your Urgent Response Is Needed
  • On: July 20, 2019, 11:08 a.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Michael Farmer
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Your Urgent Response Is Needed
  • On: July 22, 2019, 10:20 p.m.

Hello Michael Farmer!

Sorry for my late response, You can contact me via my phone number text me
only no call +1(206) 504-7154.

Do make sure you reconfirm me with your complete information below so I
forward it to my selected payout bank for disbursement.

Full Name:
Contact Address:
Occupation:
Mobile Number:

I am trusting you to make good use of this money. Thank you for accepting
this offer, I am indeed grateful. I anticipate your earliest response.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Your Urgent Response Is Needed
  • On: July 23, 2019, 5:09 a.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly? Does it resemble https://photricity.com/flw/ajax/?

Michael Farmer
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: moral sir excellent! I hope u are free to speak!
  • On: June 10, 2020, 1:02 a.m.

Greeting My;-) How old are You? How is it going? Where r u live?

I am angelical 35 yo Miss living in Ukraine) For now I'm looking for bold mi=
ster;)

I'll send You my photo attach)
e-mail at: [email protected];-)

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: moral sir excellent! I hope u are free to speak!
  • On: June 10, 2020, 11:50 a.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Michael Farmer
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hai top, love
  • On: June 17, 2020, 3:12 p.m.

I need to competent chat. Where r u from?=0A=
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how old are you?=0A=
I am single precise 35 y.o. mistress from Ukraine:-)=0A=
Immediately Im trying to find holy male.=0A=
I will send You my picture attached:) email to me at [email protected]

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hai top, love
  • On: June 17, 2020, 8:40 p.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Michael Farmer
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Invite My. I hope u can actual talks:) unsurpassable my stylish!
  • On: June 18, 2020, 3:08 p.m.

sir Pretty Where are u live now?
what's your age? Im superb 35 yo Woman born in Ukraine)

today Im waiting for pleasing male:)

I'm going to send You my photo:-) reply me at: [email protected]:-)

Good luck!

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Invite My. I hope u can actual talks:) unsurpassable my stylish!
  • On: June 18, 2020, 3:45 p.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Michael Farmer
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Greeting suitable! want to meet me? my Mr. honey:-) I want to talk:)
  • On: June 25, 2020, 5:58 a.m.

My goodly mr. intellectual!

Hello My crack;) Let's example talks) Where do u live right now?

What's your age?

soon Im look up sumptuous buddy,

Im unmarried modish 31 y.o. female living in Russian Federation.

Response to: [email protected]:) I'm going to reply to You my pictur=
es) thank's

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Greeting suitable! want to meet me? my Mr. honey:-) I want to talk:)
  • On: June 25, 2020, 10:49 a.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Michael Farmer
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: salut My propitious) can I ask u a question? my honourable sir kindhearted:)
  • On: July 6, 2020, 4:35 a.m.

salutation my groovy;-) Could we speak;-)
Where r u from?
how old are you? Now I am seeking competent guy:-)
Im agreeable 31 yo Girl born in Russian Federation!
I can reply to You my photos) email me to: [email protected]!
Good bye

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: salut My propitious) can I ask u a question? my honourable sir kindhearted:)
  • On: July 6, 2020, 11:58 a.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Michael Farmer
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Want to know me? May be u are able to nonsuch talk
  • On: July 17, 2020, 10:38 p.m.

I hope You can small talk;)
Now I am looking for cuddly man from USA) I am lonely thankful 35 years old =
person from Russia;-)
I will send You my photos:) Response to me at [email protected]

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Want to know me? May be u are able to nonsuch talk
  • On: July 18, 2020, 1:08 a.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Michael Farmer
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: I hope U can chat:-)
  • On: July 18, 2020, 1:59 p.m.

What's your age?
Where do U stay right now? may I ask u a question)

I need to rigid talks:) currently I am trying to find worthy gentleman:-) Im=
alone top-grade 35 y.o. Mistress from Ukraine. This is my E-mail box for re=
sponse [email protected];-)

I'm going to send You my picture attached,

Thank you

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: I hope U can chat:-)
  • On: July 18, 2020, 5:18 p.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Michael Farmer
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: How're U?
  • On: July 30, 2020, 2:18 p.m.

may You please do me a favor?
I'm savoury lady living in Germany Presently Im look up curious man,

email me: [email protected]:-) I can send You my picture:)

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: How're U?
  • On: July 30, 2020, 8:01 p.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly? Does it resemble https://photricity.com/flw/ajax/?

Michael Farmer
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Valid! Let's isolated talks:) R you OK?
  • On: July 31, 2020, 3:51 a.m.

bonjour my utstanding My Mister goodnatured!

can I ask you a question:-)
I am unmarried choice person, Currently Im trying to find universal man)
response me [email protected]:)

I'll send You my photos)
Thank you anyway

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Valid! Let's isolated talks:) R you OK?
  • On: July 31, 2020, 7:27 a.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Michael Farmer
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: salute Let's try to speak. My unexcelled mister Zeus) could you please do me a favor:-)
  • On: Aug. 2, 2020, 10:15 a.m.

Mister Fine

Invite!
How old are You?
May you are able to talks.

could You please chat with me?

Where are U stay now?

now Im seeking indispensable not young buddy;) I'm classic 49 yo Miss stayin=
g in Russia,
This is E-mail box for reply is [email protected]

I will send You my picture attach;)

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: salute Let's try to speak. My unexcelled mister Zeus) could you please do me a favor:-)
  • On: Aug. 2, 2020, 6:05 p.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Michael Farmer
CEO, MNesty, LLC