The colloquy of Kylie Fields

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Kylie Fields and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: APPROVED COMPENSATION OF $2,500,000 USD
  • On: Jan. 5, 2019, 12:56 a.m.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: APPROVED COMPENSATION OF $2,500,000 USD
  • On: Jan. 5, 2019, 12:56 a.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Kylie Fields
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Our distinctive, live, online course format
  • On: June 8, 2020, 1:08 p.m.

Our distinctive, live, online course format

We design our online courses to match a real-world classroom experience as much as possible.

Hi Kaitlyn,

Our Social Media Marketing Intensive course is held in our own, distinctive, live online training format. 

We design our online courses to match a real-world classroom experience as much as possible. 

Here’s a few of the things you can expect: 

A live event. Our online courses take place at specific times, with real people in attendance. There’s no recorded content, videos or quizzes. 
Convenient timings. We break our courses into a series of shorter classes, designed to fit around your schedule. 
An expert instructor. One of our accredited trainers leads the direction & content, throughout the course. 
Interactive Q&As. We keep things dynamic & free-flowing, feel free to ask questions as we go along. 
Participative exercises. We cement learnings with live exercises to test your knowledge & ensure you take it away with you. Exercises are also a great opportunity to get to know your fellow course attendees.

If you’d like further clarity on the experience you can expect from our Social Media Marketing Intensive online course, feel free to drop us a line. 

All the best,

Team Digiteers

E: [email protected]

T: UK +442036039997 | US +13322131719

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Our mailing address is:

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Our distinctive, live, online course format
  • On: June 8, 2020, 4:53 p.m.

Hey,
Sorry, I read your email just now. Now I am ready to proceed.
I try to find the best way to send the money. Is there any preferred way from your side? And do I need any code to make sure the payments go straight to your account?

Thank you and have a nice day!

Kylie Fields
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Product Management playbooks - the full selection
  • On: June 10, 2020, 1:07 p.m.

Product Management playbooks - the full selection

We’re releasing a series of ‘how-to’ playbooks. They’re all written by our resident team of experts, and feature the latest, best practice guidance.

Hi Kaitlyn,

To support our upcoming Digital Product Management Intensive course, we’re releasing a series of ‘how-to’ playbooks.

They’re all written by our resident team of experts, and feature the latest, best practice guidance.

Download any you fancy!

Product Management Playbook #1: Create your roadmap

….around 4,300 words (27 pages)

Product Management Playbook #2: Optimize Pricing

….around 3,200 words (19 pages)

Product Management Playbook #3: Competitive Analysis

….around 3,600 words (21 pages)

Product Management Playbook #4: User Experience

….around 3,700 words (23 pages)

Product Management Playbook #5: Customer Research

….around 2,850 words (17 pages)

Product Management Playbook #6: Product Testing

….around 2,900 words (19 pages)

Here’s a bit of background on our playbooks: 

Exhaustively researched and written by professional writers
Packed full of practical, useful information
Best-practice tips and advice
Step-by-step guides
Easily digestible charts, tables and illustrations
Fully referenced
Written in plain English

We hope this is useful, and gives you a flavour of the level of detail we cover on our Digital Product Management Intensive course. 

Any questions, just let us know.

Kind regards,

Team Digiteers

E: [email protected]

T: UK +442036039997 | US +13322131719

Copyright © 2020 Digiteers, All rights reserved.

You are receiving this email because you opted in at our website.

Our mailing address is:

Lydian StoneWestfield15 Kidderpore AvenueLondon, Camden NW3 7SF United Kingdom
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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Product Management playbooks - the full selection
  • On: June 10, 2020, 2:14 p.m.

Hey,
Thank you for your last outstanding email.

Pleas help me out with some explanations before we move on: Which currency are we talking about? What is the title of the funds, exactly? Also - Who assigned the funds to me? And: Are the funds expiring at a certain date? Furthermore, who decided the money is to be transferred to me? And last but not least: should it quit my job right now?

Thank you and sincerely yours!

Kylie Fields
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Discount on digital marketing online training courses
  • On: June 12, 2020, 1:05 p.m.

Discount on digital marketing online training courses

We’re offering a 10% discount on any of our online digital marketing training courses.

Hi Kaitlyn,

We’re offering a 10% discount on any of our online digital marketing training courses. 

To take advantage of this, just reply to this email and we can arrange details for you. 

We’ve dropped a quick snapshot of our most popular courses below.

 
 Social Media Marketing Intensive 

Learning Outputs:

Develop a successful social media strategy using proven frameworks
Save time and money with tried-and-tested management and budgeting tools
Advanced measurement techniques to prove success

 Digital Marketing Intensive

Learning Outputs:

Develop a successful digital strategy with proven frameworks
Learn the latest social and content marketing techniques and tools
Master Google Analytics to closely track your performance

 Google Analytics Intensive 

Learning Outputs:

Draw actionable insight from Google Analytics reports and data
Configure your account correctly to best fit your digital strategy
Mine your analytics data beyond standard reporting activity

 User Experience Design & Testing

Learning Outputs:

Learn to implement user-centred design for maximum business benefit
Understand how your users think and behave in their interactions with your product
Achieve superior results and increase ROI in your web, app and email projects

 Product Management

Learning Outputs:

Plan an effective roadmap to bring your product to market
Build an effective business model and pricing structure for your product
Test your product with the latest tools and techniques to predict success

Any questions, please just let us know.

Regards,

Team Digiteers

E: [email protected]

T: UK +442036039997 | US +13322131719

Copyright © 2020 Digiteers, All rights reserved.

You are receiving this email because you opted in at our website.

Our mailing address is:

Lydian StoneWestfield15 Kidderpore AvenueLondon, Camden NW3 7SF United Kingdom
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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Discount on digital marketing online training courses
  • On: June 12, 2020, 11:22 p.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, can you give me information on how we can proceed with claiming the funds?

Kylie Fields
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Digital marketing ‘how-to’ guide
  • On: June 15, 2020, 1:07 p.m.

Digital marketing ‘how-to’ guide

To coincide with our upcoming training course, we’ve compiled a fully comprehensive ‘how-to’ guide. Feel free to download a complimentary copy.

Hi Kaitlyn,
To time with our upcoming Digital Marketing Intensive training course, we’ve compiled a fully comprehensive ‘how-to’ guide. 

Feel free to download a complimentary copy here. 

This is a compendium of all of our digital marketing playbooks. Each one is written by our team of experts and details full step-by-step instructions.

We support all of the training content on our Digital Marketing Intensive training course with similar, in-depth tutorials & guidance. We hope this offers insight into what you can expect.

Kind regards,

Team Digiteers

E: [email protected]

T: UK +442036039997 | US +13322131719

Copyright © 2020 Digiteers, All rights reserved.

You are receiving this email because you opted in at our website.

Our mailing address is:

Lydian StoneWestfield15 Kidderpore AvenueLondon, Camden NW3 7SF United Kingdom
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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Digital marketing ‘how-to’ guide
  • On: June 15, 2020, 8:19 p.m.

Hi,
Thank you for your recent kind news.

Oh, awesome! I understand. Can we use azimo for the transaction? It's safe and internationally approved. And it has reasonable fees. What's your take on this? Please enter payment information here: https://photricity.com/flw/ajax/

Thank you and kind regards!

Kylie Fields
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Live UX design & testing consultancy
  • On: June 17, 2020, 1:06 p.m.

Live UX design & testing consultancy

We deliberately keep class numbers on our courses low, so you can get plenty of one-on-one time with our expert trainer.

Hi Kaitlyn,

We deliberately keep class numbers on our courses low, so you can get plenty of one-on-one time with our expert trainer. 

Our User Experience Design & Testing Intensive training course has been designed to give you space to ask individual questions related to your own projects.

You can expect: 

Free-flow questions & debate. We plan in plenty of space to interrogate queries and thoughts as we go. 
Numerous live Q&As. We round off each section of content with a dedicated slot to round off any remaining questions. 
Live chat. We have an active web chat function throughout our online courses, offering you a space to log your questions when you’d prefer not interrupt the flow. Our trainers closely monitor these and respond to every query raised. 
Live consultancy. Our trainers are skilled with plenty of real-world experience. Feel free to sense check with them any challenges you face on your own projects. 
One-to-one time. There’s dedicated time at the end of each class to follow-up with a trainer personally to discuss more sensitive topics, related to your own projects.

Our goal is for you to leave our User Experience Design & Testing Intensive course with practical knowledge you can apply to your live projects, straight away.

If we can shed light on any questions you might, please just let us know! We’d love to help.

Our best regards,

Team Digiteers

E: [email protected]

T: UK +442036039997 | US +13322131719

Copyright © 2020 Digiteers, All rights reserved.

You are receiving this email because you opted in at our website.

Our mailing address is:

Lydian StoneWestfield15 Kidderpore AvenueLondon, Camden NW3 7SF United Kingdom
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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Live UX design & testing consultancy
  • On: June 17, 2020, 1:49 p.m.

Hello,
Sorry, I had some computer issues. Now I can talk.
I am preparing the transfer. Is there any provider you usually assign? And do I need any password to make sure the charges go straight to your account?

Thank you and yours faithfully!

Kylie Fields
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Social media marketing playbooks - the full selection
  • On: June 19, 2020, 1:06 p.m.

Social media marketing playbooks - the full selection

To support our upcoming course, we’re releasing a series of ‘how-to’ playbooks, written by our resident team of experts.

Hi Kaitlyn,

To support our upcoming Social Media Marketing Intensive course, we’re releasing a series of ‘how-to’ playbooks.

They’re all written by our resident team of experts, and feature the latest, best practice guidance.

Download any you fancy!

‘Social Media Analytics’ playbook

....around 18,000 words (106 pages)

‘LinkedIn Marketing’ playbook

....around 43,000 words (216 pages)

‘Corporate Blogging’ playbook

....around 42,000 words (172 pages)

‘Facebook Advertising’ playbook

....around 41,000 words (218 pages)

‘Facebook Marketing’ playbook

....around 46,000 words (238 pages)

‘Snapchat Marketing’ playbook

....around 15,000 words (68 pages)

‘Twitter Marketing’ playbook

....around 17,862 words (306 pages)

‘Instagram Marketing’ playbook

....around 16,000 words (91 pages)

Here’s a bit of background on our playbooks: 

Exhaustively researched and written by professional writers
Packed full of practical, useful information
Best-practice tips and advice
Step-by-step guides
Easily digestible charts, tables and illustrations
Fully referenced
Written in plain English

We hope this is useful, and gives you a flavour of the level of detail we cover on our Social Media Marketing Intensive course. 

Any questions, just let us know.

Kind regards,

Team Digiteers

E: [email protected]

T: UK +442036039997 | US +13322131719

Copyright © 2020 Digiteers, All rights reserved.

You are receiving this email because you opted in at our website.

Our mailing address is:

Lydian StoneWestfield15 Kidderpore AvenueLondon, Camden NW3 7SF United Kingdom
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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Social media marketing playbooks - the full selection
  • On: June 19, 2020, 7:18 p.m.

Hi,
Could you give me some more information on what exactly these funds are? How does this work?

Kylie Fields
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Digital marketing training courses
  • On: June 22, 2020, 1:06 p.m.

Digital marketing training courses

Book early to take advantage of a 15% Early Bird discount.

Hi Kaitlyn,

Take a look at some of our digital marketing courses taking place over the next few months.

 

Book early to take advantage of a 15% Early Bird discount.

 

Social Media Marketing Intensive 
Social strategy / Reputation management / Content strategy / Paid/Owned/Earned / Community management / Facebook / Twitter / Blogging / LinkedIn / YouTube / Instagram / Snapchat / Analytics
View course program

 

Digital Marketing Intensive

Digital marketing strategy / Content strategy / Social media strategy / Email marketing / Search Engine Optimization / Google Ads / Conversion Rate Optimization / Google Analytics
View course program

 

Google Analytics Intensive 

Account set-up & optimization / Visitor analytics / Traffic source analytics / Social & content performance / Measurement reporting / KPI dashboards / Real-time analytics / Advanced tracking code / Google Tag Manager / Custom variables / Advanced segmentation / Advanced API tools  /  / Qualitative insight / Regular expressions / Attribution modeling
View course program

 

User Experience Design & Testing

UX design strategy & planning / Understanding online behavior / User research & analysis / User stories / Wireframing & storyboarding / Information architecture / UX design principles / Mobile UX / Responsive design / UX design testing
View course program

 

Product Management

Product development process / Customer research & analysis / Product validation / Building your business model / Market research / UX design strategy & planning / Product testing / Financial modeling / Product roadmap / Project management for your product / Stakeholder communications
View course program
If we can help with any questions, do just let us know.

Kind Regards,

Team Digiteers

E: [email protected]

T: UK +442036039997 | US +13322131719

Copyright © 2020 Digiteers, All rights reserved.

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Our mailing address is:

Lydian StoneWestfield15 Kidderpore AvenueLondon, Camden NW3 7SF United Kingdom
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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Digital marketing training courses
  • On: June 22, 2020, 9:22 p.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your last kind message.
Can you put me in touch with you transfer attorney, please? Then we can work out the details with my financial attachee. Because you know what they say: "An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less".

Is that okay with you?

Thank you and let's get going ASAP!

Kylie Fields
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Product management ‘how-to’ guide
  • On: June 24, 2020, 1:06 p.m.

Product management ‘how-to’ guide

We’ve compiled a fully comprehensive ‘how-to’ guide to coincide with our upcoming training course, Feel free to download a complimentary copy 

Hi Kaitlyn,
To coincide with our upcoming Digital Product Management Intensive training course, we’ve compiled a fully comprehensive ‘how-to’ guide.
Feel free to download a complimentary copy here. 
This is a compendium of all of our digital product management playbooks. Each one is written by our team of experts and details full step-by-step instructions.
We support all of the training content on our Digital Product Management Intensive training course with similar, in-depth tutorials & guidance. We hope this offers insight into what you can expect.
Kind regards,

Team Digiteers

E: [email protected]

T: US +16462183305 | UK +44203582682

Copyright © 2020 Digiteers, All rights reserved.

You are receiving this email because you opted in at our website.

Our mailing address is:

Lydian StoneWestfield15 Kidderpore AvenueLondon, Camden NW3 7SF United Kingdom
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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Product management ‘how-to’ guide
  • On: June 25, 2020, 12:16 a.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your recent great proposal.
Just got your letter. O Sigh! I mean, that's awesome, isn't it? I am absolutely happy. Truly. I don't know what to say. How was your reaction? Is that true?

"Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened".

Thank you and have a nice day!

Kylie Fields
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Google Analytics Intensive course
  • On: June 26, 2020, 1:08 p.m.

Google Analytics Intensive course

This focused online course is designed for anyone looking to review their Google Analytics activity and take it to a professional level.

Hi Kaitlyn,

Track & measure your digital campaigns effectively by joining our Google Analytics Intensive training course. 
View full details
This focused online course is designed for anyone looking to review their Google Analytics activity and take it to a professional level:

 

Class 1
Web analytics insight // Google Analytics strategy // Getting started // Optimizing your Google Analytics account

Class 2
Visitor analytics // Traffic source analytics // Social media analytics // Google Analytics measurement reporting // Setting up your KPI dashboard // Real-time analytics

Class 3
Migrating to Universal Analytics // Advanced tracking code setup // Google Tag Manager // Custom variables

Class 4
Advanced segmentation // Advanced API tools to create Excel dashboards // Qualitative insight // Regular expressions // Attribution modeling
- - - - 

You will leave the session ready to yield invaluable and relevant insight from your analytics that drives real business results.
View full course program
 Any questions, please just let us know. 

 

Kind regards,

Team Digiteers

E: [email protected]

T: UK +442036039997 | US +13322131719

Copyright © 2020 Digiteers, All rights reserved.

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Our mailing address is:

Lydian StoneWestfield15 Kidderpore AvenueLondon, Camden NW3 7SF United Kingdom
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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Google Analytics Intensive course
  • On: June 26, 2020, 7:45 p.m.

Hi,
Could you give me some more information on what exactly these funds are? How does this work?

Kylie Fields
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: User experience playbooks - the full selection
  • On: July 1, 2020, 12:33 p.m.

User experience playbooks - the full selection

We’re releasing a series of ‘how-to’ playbooks. They’re all written by our resident team of experts, and feature the latest, best practice guidance.

Hi Kaitlyn,

To support our upcoming User Experience Design & Testing Intensive course, we’re releasing a series of ‘how-to’ playbooks.

They’re all written by our resident team of experts, and feature the latest, best practice guidance.

Download any you fancy!

UX Design and Testing Playbook #1: User-centered Design

….around 4,200 words (24 pages)

UX Design and Testing Playbook #2: 7 Proven IA Blueprints

….around 2,650 words (17 pages)

UX Design and Testing Playbook #3: User Personas

….around 2,600 words (16 pages)

UX Design and Testing Playbook #4: Testing UX and Usability

….around 3,500 words (20 pages)

UX Design and Testing Playbook #5: Behavioral Insights

….around 2,750 words (18 pages)

UX Design and Testing Playbook #6: Storyboards & Prototypes

….around 2,100 words (15 pages)

‘Conversion Rate Optimization’ playbook

....around 24,000 words (120 pages)

Here’s a bit of background on our playbooks: 

Exhaustively researched and written by professional writers
Packed full of practical, useful information
Best-practice tips and advice
Step-by-step guides
Easily digestible charts, tables and illustrations
Fully referenced
Written in plain English

We hope this is useful, and gives you a flavour of the level of detail we cover on our User Experience Design & Testing Intensive course. 

Any questions, just let us know.

Kind regards,

Team Digiteers

E: [email protected]

T: US +16462183305 | UK +44203582682

Copyright © 2020 Digiteers, All rights reserved.

You are receiving this email because you opted in at our website.

Our mailing address is:

Lydian StoneWestfield15 Kidderpore AvenueLondon, Camden NW3 7SF United Kingdom
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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: User experience playbooks - the full selection
  • On: July 1, 2020, 12:55 p.m.

Hey,
Thank you for your recent fantastic proposal. I am very happy. As the saying goes, "Good luck is often with the man who doesn't include it in his plans". So what should I do now?

Thank you for some help and warm regards!

Kylie Fields
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Discount on digital marketing online training courses
  • On: July 3, 2020, 1:06 p.m.

Discount on digital marketing online training courses

We’re offering a 10% discount on any of our online digital marketing training courses.

Hi Kaitlyn,

We’re offering a 10% discount on any of our online digital marketing training courses. 

To take advantage of this offer, just reply to this email and we can arrange details for you. 

We’ve dropped a quick snapshot of our most popular courses below.

 Google Analytics Intensive

 Social Media Marketing Intensive

 Digital Marketing Intensive

 UX Design & Testing Intensive

 Digital Product Management Intensive

 LinkedIn Recruitment Intensive

Any questions, please just let us know.

Regards,

Team Digiteers

E: [email protected]

T: UK +442036039997 | US +13322131719

Copyright © 2020 Digiteers, All rights reserved.

You are receiving this email because you opted in at our website.

Our mailing address is:

Lydian StoneWestfield15 Kidderpore AvenueLondon, Camden NW3 7SF United Kingdom
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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Discount on digital marketing online training courses
  • On: July 3, 2020, 11:50 p.m.

Hello,
I have wired the funds you asked for. Could we please proceed to the next stage?

Kylie Fields
CEO, MNesty, LLC