The colloquy of Stuart Scott

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Stuart Scott and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Very good technique to unleash your love life
  • On: Nov. 23, 2016, 3:18 p.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Stuart Scott
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Hi Sarah, what products will you need to print?
  • On: March 2, 2017, 8 a.m.

Hello Sarah,

Thank you for kind mail with interest.

You can email me at any time which is available for you, I will try to reply asap. www.hcprintery.com is our website, books, magazines, catalogs, stickers, brochures, boxes, calendars and others are mainly produced, all are printed as per clients ’ design.

What products will you like to print? Please kindly tell us details about their size, pages, material, ink, quantity and others, we will calculate a price for you consider.

Look forward to having your news soon. Thank you

Kind regards,
Suzy

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hi Sarah, what products will you need to print?
  • On: March 2, 2017, 8:51 a.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Stuart Scott
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re:Re:Hi Sarah, what products will you need to print?
  • On: March 2, 2017, 9:53 a.m.

Hello Sarah,

Thank you for prompt reply.

Is it ok to send specifications of your products via email first? As we will get off work in less than 10 minutes, maybe I can ’t be able to answer your phone today. (office number: 0086 592 555 3179)

Thanks.

Kind regards,
Suzy

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Re:Re:Hi Sarah, what products will you need to print?
  • On: March 2, 2017, 5:11 p.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Stuart Scott
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re:Re:Re:Hi Sarah, what products will you need to print?
  • On: March 3, 2017, 1:29 a.m.

Hello Sarah,

Sure, please find attached file, there are some price references of catalogs, you see, we will need their size, pages, ink, material, binding way, quantity to quote. Hope it helps.

Thank you

Kind regards,
Suzy

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Re:Re:Re:Hi Sarah, what products will you need to print?
  • On: March 3, 2017, 3:48 a.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Stuart Scott
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re:Re:Re:Hi Sarah, what products will you need to print?
  • On: March 3, 2017, 5:48 a.m.

Hello Sarah,

If you want to see our previous printing products, you can check our website www.hcprintery.com, and attached file also includes some we ’ve done, hope helps, too.

You will see, we can do many different products. May I ask which country you are in? As I can ’t open your website to learn more information about you and your products.

Thank you


Kind regards,
Suzy

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Re:Re:Re:Hi Sarah, what products will you need to print?
  • On: March 3, 2017, 7:34 a.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Stuart Scott
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re:Re:Re:Hi Sarah, what products will you need to print?
  • On: March 3, 2017, 8:15 a.m.

Hello Sarah,

Thank you. But I forgot to attach file I mentioned, please find it in this mail.

Yes, there are some specifications of products in our website, you can check that www.hcprintery.com.

What products will you like to print?

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Re:Re:Re:Hi Sarah, what products will you need to print?
  • On: March 3, 2017, 10:17 a.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Stuart Scott
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re:Re:Re:Hi Sarah, what products will you need to print?
  • On: March 4, 2017, 1:43 a.m.

Hi Stuart,

Thanks for kind mail. Usually it will be following steps:

1. Tell us the products you need to print with their details, then we can quote for you

2. If our quote is acceptable, and you want to work with us. We can move on.

1). Some clients will pay us with trust to print directly.
2). Some clients will want to check quality before bulk production, such as having a sample or proof sample, or placing a trial order first.

3. Once order is placed to us, we start production, after finishing printing, we will send photos of mass goods, then balance of payment will be made by clients.

4. Then shipment of mass goods will be arranged and offer clients related shipping documents.

So the first step is you need to tell us details of your products to quote. Thank you


Kind regards,
Suzy

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Re:Re:Re:Hi Sarah, what products will you need to print?
  • On: March 4, 2017, 9:57 a.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Stuart Scott
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re:Re:Re:Hi Stuart, what products will you need to print?
  • On: March 6, 2017, 9:55 a.m.

Hi Stuart,

Sorry, I don ’t understand what exactly you like to have? Products we ’ve printed you can find some on our website, I did also send you some photos in previous email. I am a little confused, could you explain it a little better about “literature ” you want?

If you say about “unique ”, honestly, it is hard to say. But can print many different kinds products may be one reason to make us different from some other suppliers. Because some suppliers may only can do paper material printing, some only can do stickers printing. But we can do both of them. I don ’t know if you agree with me to add this as a factor of unique

However, if you don ’t mind, please just give us both a chance to start, telling us what product you need to do, so we can proceed with some practical things.

Wait for your inquiry soon. Thanks

Kind regards,
Suzy

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Re:Re:Re:Hi Stuart, what products will you need to print?
  • On: March 6, 2017, 3:29 p.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Stuart Scott
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re:Re:Re:Hi Stuart, what products will you need to print?
  • On: March 7, 2017, 3:56 a.m.

Hi Stuart,

Sure, we are in China, our office is in Xiamen city, China.

What other information will you like to have? www.hcprintery.com is our website. You can check that, and nearly all products we can do you can find there.

We offer quotes as per clients ’ design and request, so usually clients will tell us the products they need to print with their details, then we will check a quote to send them for consider first. If they like our price, we can talk further on how to cooperate.

Thank you


Kind regards,
Suzy

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Re:Re:Re:Hi Stuart, what products will you need to print?
  • On: March 7, 2017, 4:41 a.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Stuart Scott
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re:Re:Re:Hi Stuart, what products will you need to print?
  • On: March 8, 2017, 5:49 a.m.

Hi Stuart,

Thanks for kind mail.

Sorry, I ’m a little confused about what exactly you like to have. As you asked same question on March 3, and I did also offer you some price references in reply, you also said that was helpful.

So is it because you lost it? If yes, please tell me, I will resend.

Or do you have any product on hand that you need to print? Then please just tell us details, in this way, we can offer you a quote accurately, you will see if our price is acceptable to you.

I feel sorry as we talked many days, but it seems we backed to those questions which talked in the beginning. I just don ’t know how to proceed, so we will not waste time of us both.

Thank you

Kind regards,
Suzy

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Re:Re:Re:Hi Stuart, what products will you need to print?
  • On: March 8, 2017, 10:12 a.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Stuart Scott
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re:Re:Re:Hi Stuart, what products will you need to print?
  • On: March 9, 2017, 3:31 a.m.

Hi Stuart,

Thanks for kind mail. I list below steps again for you reference :

1. Tell us the products you need to print with their details, then we can quote for you

2. If our quote is acceptable, and you want to work with us. We can move on.

1). Some clients will pay us with trust to print directly.
2). Some clients will want to check quality before bulk production, such as having a sample or proof sample, or placing a trial order first.

3. Once order is placed to us, we start production, after finishing printing, we will send photos of mass goods, then balance of payment will be made by clients.

4. Then shipment of mass goods will be arranged and offer clients related shipping documents.

So the first step is you need to tell us details of your products to quote. Thank you

Kind regards,
Suzy

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Re:Re:Re:Hi Stuart, what products will you need to print?
  • On: March 9, 2017, 5:32 a.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Stuart Scott
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re:Re:Re:Hi Stuart, what products will you need to print?
  • On: March 9, 2017, 10:01 a.m.

Hi Stuart,

Is that real you who send me emails? Or are they just auto-replies?

As I am VERY CONFUSED now. Your questions are REPETITIVE and SAME. Please check attached photos to show your previous emails about questions. Could you tell me what the matter is?

It is ok for me to answer again --our office is in Xiamen city, China. www.hcprintery.com is our website for you to see what we can offer.

But I hope you can confirm that all of these are not only games, as time is important for us both, right?

Anyway, I ’m waiting for your feedback, thank you

Kind regards,
Suzy

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Re:Re:Re:Hi Stuart, what products will you need to print?
  • On: March 9, 2017, 9:49 p.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Stuart Scott
CEO, MNesty, LLC