The colloquy of Jacob Schmitt

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Jacob Schmitt and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: Contact person,Name- Agent Mr.jeffery john
  • On: March 17, 2017, 6:20 p.m.

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Greetings Approved Beneficiary,

Your name and your contact details was given to this office in respect
of your total inherited compensation sum owed to you which you have
failed to claim because of either non-compliance of official processes
or because of your unbelief of the reality of your genuine payment.

We wish to bring to you the solution to this problem right now,You are
hereby notified that your Inheritance Contract Payment of Four Million
Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars $4.5 M has been Approved
to be made to you through United bank for Africa ATM Visa Card.The
debit card can be used on any ATM machine all over the world or you
can go to your bank to off-load the funds.

We will approved United Bank for Africa International ATM Visa Card on
your favor that will be credited with $4.5 Million United states
dollars, before it is been sent to you direct to your doorstep which
you are to use in accessing your fund in any ATM Stand location
worldwide, our cash card will give you access for amount of withdraw
via internet or any cash ATM machine in the world at maximum of $1,500
per day. It's easy to manage even with custom options to suit your
particular business needs worldwide, Our cash card is available to
transfer or withdraw money through our ISP online transfer, withdraw
banking system anywhere you are in the world and you are also given an
option to transfer funds from your ATM card to your local bank
account.

If you like to receive your fund this way, kindly contact me with the
following information’s

Full name:
Full mailing info:
Your cell phone line:
Country:
Age and gender
Occupation
nearest..airport

We have been mandated by the ECOWAS parliament to issue out the sum of
$4.5 million in your favor this fiscal year so be informed that all
the necessary arrangement of processing your fund of US $4.5 M into
ATM Visa Card that will be dispatched to your designated address for
your use in making daily withdrawals will be made as soon as we hear
from you

We are here to serve you better.
Regards,
Stephen West wood,
Office Phone: +22964743439

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Contact person,Name- Agent Mr.jeffery john
  • On: March 17, 2017, 6:20 p.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Jacob Schmitt
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Contact person,Name- Agent Mr.jeffery johncall or text +1-9545806624
  • On: March 17, 2017, 8:15 p.m.

thank you for your email and what i want you to know is that you will call
me or text me so that we will be able to talk ok since you said that you
dont have time right now ok and here is my direct telephone number so that
we willbe able to get this done call or text +1-9545806624

----- Quote from Jacob Schmitt ([email protected]), on 17.03.2017 20:20
----- Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Jacob Schmitt
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Contact person,Name- Agent Mr.jeffery johncall or text +1-9545806624
  • On: March 18, 2017, 8:12 a.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Jacob Schmitt
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Contact person,Name- Agent Mr.jeffery johncall or text +1-9545806624
  • On: March 18, 2017, 8:18 a.m.

what information do you need from me get back to me

----- Quote from Jacob Schmitt ([email protected]), on 18.03.2017 10:13
----- Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I
could look at, or could you send me some more information about what
exactly makes you unique?

Jacob Schmitt
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Contact person,Name- Agent Mr.jeffery johncall or text +1-9545806624
  • On: March 18, 2017, 8:35 a.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Jacob Schmitt
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Contact person,Name- Agent Mr.jeffery johncall or text +1-9545806624
  • On: March 18, 2017, 12:33 p.m.

What details do you need let me know so that your delivery will be process
get back to me

----- Quote from Jacob Schmitt ([email protected]), on 18.03.2017 09:36
----- Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details
online I could look at?

Jacob Schmitt
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Contact person,Name- Agent Mr.jeffery johncall or text +1-9545806624
  • On: March 18, 2017, 6:42 p.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Jacob Schmitt
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Contact person,Name- Agent Mr.jeffery johncall or text +1-9545806624
  • On: March 18, 2017, 7:53 p.m.

Thank you for your email and I want you to know that this fund you are
about to receive is your inheritance compasation fund which you are going
to receive and I want you to know that the fund is coming from united
nation office of compasation and I will also let know that I am the
currently in united state right now OK so what you will do now is that you
will send me all the delivery details require so that the delivery will
commerce immediately and also send me your direct mobile telephone so that
I will be able to communicate with you OK get back to me once you got this
email

----- Quote from Jacob Schmitt ([email protected]), on 18.03.2017 19:43
----- Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about
your offer?

Jacob Schmitt
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Contact person,Name- Agent Mr.jeffery johncall or text +1-9545806624
  • On: March 19, 2017, 12:56 a.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly?

Jacob Schmitt
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Contact person,Name- Agent Mr.jeffery johncall or text +1-9545806624
  • On: March 19, 2017, 5:39 a.m.

i want you to know that what you are about to receive is an ATM MASTER CARD
that contain a hurge amount of money

----- Quote from Jacob Schmitt ([email protected]), on 19.03.2017 02:57
----- Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your
main product? What is it about, exactly?

Jacob Schmitt
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Contact person,Name- Agent Mr.jeffery johncall or text +1-9545806624
  • On: March 19, 2017, 4:32 p.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Jacob Schmitt
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Contact person,Name- Agent Mr.jeffery johncall or text +1-9545806624
  • On: March 19, 2017, 7:12 p.m.

Thank you for your email and I want you to know that you are the one who is
delaying this transaction and once you comply the delivery will be made so
get back to me

----- Quote from Jacob Schmitt ([email protected]), on 19.03.2017 17:33
----- Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Jacob Schmitt
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Contact person,Name- Agent Mr.jeffery johncall or text +1-9545806624
  • On: March 20, 2017, 7:02 a.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly?

Jacob Schmitt
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Contact person,Name- Agent Mr.jeffery johncall or text +1-9545806624
  • On: March 20, 2017, 7:31 a.m.

Is about ATM master card that contains the sum of $4.5millions USD

----- Quote from Jacob Schmitt ([email protected]), on 20.03.2017 08:02
----- Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your
main product? What is it about, exactly?

Jacob Schmitt
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Contact person,Name- Agent Mr.jeffery johncall or text +1-9545806624
  • On: March 20, 2017, 4:44 p.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Jacob Schmitt
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Contact person,Name- Agent Mr.jeffery johncall or text +1-9545806624
  • On: March 21, 2017, 5:52 a.m.

Listen if you send $3000 you well get your fund

----- Quote from Jacob Schmitt ([email protected]), on 20.03.2017 17:45
----- Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I
could look at, or could you send me some more information about what
exactly makes you unique?

Jacob Schmitt
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Contact person,Name- Agent Mr.jeffery johncall or text +1-9545806624
  • On: March 21, 2017, 2:42 p.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Jacob Schmitt
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Contact person,Name- Agent Mr.jeffery johncall or text +1-9545806624
  • On: March 23, 2017, 9:40 a.m.

Go and send $3000/so that you will receive your fund

----- Quote from Jacob Schmitt ([email protected]), on 21.03.2017 15:43
----- Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Jacob Schmitt
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Contact person,Name- Agent Mr.jeffery johncall or text +1-9545806624
  • On: March 23, 2017, 11:16 a.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Jacob Schmitt
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Contact person,Name- Agent Mr.jeffery johncall or text +1-9545806624
  • On: March 23, 2017, 12:41 p.m.

Yes what details do u need

----- Quote from Jacob Schmitt ([email protected]), on 23.03.2017 12:17
----- Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details
online I could look at?

Jacob Schmitt
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Contact person,Name- Agent Mr.jeffery johncall or text +1-9545806624
  • On: March 23, 2017, 6:56 p.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Jacob Schmitt
CEO, MNesty, LLC