The colloquy of Maria Woods

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Maria Woods and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.

Spammer

  • Subject: INVESTMENT
  • On: Nov. 27, 2016, 7:26 p.m.

Hello,

Thank you for getting back to me. I represent a family with the
mandate to channel Ј12.5 million GBP investment fund into profitable
business venture with atleast 3% ROI within the next 5 years

I want to present you as a foreign investor and authorize for the
money to be moved to you in your country through bank transfer or
diplomatic arrangement.

Kindly confirm your interest to work with me and the areas of
investment you recommend?

Thank you for your swift and positive reaction.

Warm Regards

Raelene McDonald

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: INVESTMENT
  • On: Nov. 27, 2016, 7:26 p.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Maria Woods
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Phone
  • On: Nov. 28, 2016, 9:41 a.m.

Maria Woods

Good morning to you. I have your email and I will be happy to host a telephone conversation between us. Kindly let me know the best number to call you and I will ring you in a good time.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Phone
  • On: Nov. 28, 2016, 4:18 p.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Maria Woods
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Phone
  • On: Nov. 29, 2016, 7:37 p.m.

Dear Maria

I have need to discuss this subject on the phone with you so that we can have clarity.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Phone
  • On: Nov. 30, 2016, 5:36 a.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Maria Woods
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: This has everything to do with your business
  • On: Nov. 30, 2016, 10:34 a.m.

Dear Maria Woods

This is the reason I think we need to talk.

Let me have a number and I will call you to discuss this in details.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: This has everything to do with your business
  • On: Nov. 30, 2016, 4:44 p.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Maria Woods
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: How are you?
  • On: Nov. 30, 2016, 4:54 p.m.

Maria Woods

How are you? I need your number and I can handle the call anytime.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: How are you?
  • On: Nov. 30, 2016, 10:47 p.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Maria Woods
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Re: How are you?
  • On: Dec. 1, 2016, 3:06 p.m.

Why cant you just send me a phone number?

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Re: How are you?
  • On: Dec. 1, 2016, 10:23 p.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Maria Woods
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Mail
  • On: Dec. 6, 2016, 8:58 a.m.

Maria

I am located in the UK. My proposal is to work with you as partners to invest my clients funds and target a minimum of 3.5% annual ROI.

I asked for a phone number, why can I not get one?

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Mail
  • On: Dec. 6, 2016, 2:53 p.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Maria Woods
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: we talk when there is a number to call
  • On: Dec. 8, 2016, 4:24 p.m.

We will talk when I get a number to reach you.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: we talk when there is a number to call
  • On: Dec. 8, 2016, 8:14 p.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Maria Woods
CEO, MNesty, LLC