The colloquy of Mr. Albert Barnes

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Mr. Albert Barnes and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: Negotiating Workshop Focused on Relationship Building Charlotte
  • On: Oct. 28, 2019, 2:47 p.m.

Hi Alex,

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Lorile Howard
Learning Development Specialist
801-610-6508
900 Masselin AV. LA, Ca 90036

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Negotiating Workshop Focused on Relationship Building Charlotte
  • On: Oct. 28, 2019, 2:47 p.m.

Hi,
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Mr. Albert Barnes
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Mr. Special;)
  • On: June 9, 2020, 5:48 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Mr. Special;)
  • On: June 9, 2020, 8:58 p.m.

Hello,
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Mr. Albert Barnes
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: bona jorno my Let's alert talks;) my mister Real)
  • On: June 10, 2020, 7:28 a.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: bona jorno my Let's alert talks;) my mister Real)
  • On: June 10, 2020, 7:17 p.m.

Hello,
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Mr. Albert Barnes
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Salute, hope u r smart May U are free to speak)
  • On: June 10, 2020, 9:16 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Salute, hope u r smart May U are free to speak)
  • On: June 11, 2020, 4:36 a.m.

Hi,
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Mr. Albert Barnes
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: aloha my pleasing Are U nonpareil?
  • On: June 13, 2020, 5:25 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: aloha my pleasing Are U nonpareil?
  • On: June 13, 2020, 9:24 p.m.

Hello,
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Mr. Albert Barnes
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: mister Sumptuous)
  • On: June 18, 2020, 11:59 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: mister Sumptuous)
  • On: June 19, 2020, 1:26 a.m.

Hello,
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Mr. Albert Barnes
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hej my astonishing:-) My cute!
  • On: June 19, 2020, noon

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hej my astonishing:-) My cute!
  • On: June 19, 2020, 8:39 p.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Mr. Albert Barnes
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: bon dia my:-) My superman;) May be U are able to talk!
  • On: June 29, 2020, 2:59 a.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: bon dia my:-) My superman;) May be U are able to talk!
  • On: June 29, 2020, 7:34 a.m.

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Mr. Albert Barnes
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: bon dia my. may I ask you? I hope you can small talk:-)
  • On: July 1, 2020, 8:10 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: bon dia my. may I ask you? I hope you can small talk:-)
  • On: July 2, 2020, 2:28 a.m.

Hello,
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Mr. Albert Barnes
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

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  • On: July 4, 2020, 12:57 a.m.

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  • Subject: Re: salutation My well:) my beneficial Mister Creditable:-) I hope u're free to chat!
  • On: July 4, 2020, 9:51 a.m.

Hi,
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Mr. Albert Barnes
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Bon dia My uncomparable:-) mr. Clean! How is it going?
  • On: July 5, 2020, 10:08 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Bon dia My uncomparable:-) mr. Clean! How is it going?
  • On: July 6, 2020, 5:55 a.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Mr. Albert Barnes
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Let's speak:-)
  • On: July 10, 2020, 12:06 a.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Let's speak:-)
  • On: July 10, 2020, 7:32 a.m.

Hello,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

Mr. Albert Barnes
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: hej My;-) I hope You're evil;) my enjoyable Sir tasty.
  • On: July 17, 2020, 12:31 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: hej My;-) I hope You're evil;) my enjoyable Sir tasty.
  • On: July 17, 2020, 2:33 p.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Mr. Albert Barnes
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: good Day my unspoilt;)
  • On: July 18, 2020, 8:44 a.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: good Day my unspoilt;)
  • On: July 18, 2020, 6:50 p.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Mr. Albert Barnes
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Bonjou my can I ask you?
  • On: July 21, 2020, 9:10 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Bonjou my can I ask you?
  • On: July 22, 2020, 4:34 a.m.

Hey there,
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Mr. Albert Barnes
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: How is it going? Let's try to drafty talk;)
  • On: July 25, 2020, 3:45 a.m.

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Have a good day

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: How is it going? Let's try to drafty talk;)
  • On: July 25, 2020, 9:59 a.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Mr. Albert Barnes
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

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  • On: July 31, 2020, 11:05 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: hi my Let's try to estimable chat ripe mister ideal!
  • On: Aug. 1, 2020, 8:51 a.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Mr. Albert Barnes
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: hi My unparalleled:-) what are U doing? Let's try to meaty talk;)
  • On: Aug. 2, 2020, 7:34 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: hi My unparalleled:-) what are U doing? Let's try to meaty talk;)
  • On: Aug. 3, 2020, 1:46 a.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Mr. Albert Barnes
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hi my competent;-) my Mister bright:) May be you're free to small talk!
  • On: Aug. 5, 2020, 12:59 p.m.

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What is your age?

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[email protected]:)
I'll reply to You my photo attached:-)

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hi my competent;-) my Mister bright:) May be you're free to small talk!
  • On: Aug. 5, 2020, 4:44 p.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Mr. Albert Barnes
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: buenas dias correct;-) How're U? untarnished wholesome) I hope you can benevolent talk)
  • On: Aug. 8, 2020, 9:48 a.m.

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  • Subject: Re: buenas dias correct;-) How're U? untarnished wholesome) I hope you can benevolent talk)
  • On: Aug. 8, 2020, 9:29 p.m.

Hello,
I talked to my colleagues about this but they seemed to have some apprehensions; namely, they're worried that the offer isn't fleshed out enough. Would you be able to go into more detail about exactly how this would be structured?

Mr. Albert Barnes
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: how are u doing today? mr. unparalleled:)
  • On: Aug. 9, 2020, 12:45 p.m.

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  • Subject: invite my irreproachable, could I ask You? My shiny Mr. Special:) May u are free to agreeable speak
  • On: Aug. 29, 2020, 3:43 a.m.

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  • Subject: can we grand small talk? I hope you can speak:-)
  • On: Sept. 5, 2020, 4:43 a.m.

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  • On: Sept. 7, 2020, 2:06 a.m.

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  • On: Sept. 18, 2020, 4:07 a.m.

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  • On: Sept. 20, 2020, 5:26 a.m.

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  • On: Sept. 21, 2020, 3:36 a.m.

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  • On: Sept. 24, 2020, 1:09 p.m.

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  • On: Sept. 25, 2020, 9:42 p.m.

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