The colloquy of Matthew Nelson

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Matthew Nelson and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: šŸ’‘ I Want You To Fuck Me šŸ’‘
  • On: Nov. 28, 2016, 11:07 a.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: šŸ’‘ I Want You To Fuck Me šŸ’‘
  • On: Nov. 28, 2016, 11:07 a.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Matthew Nelson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Loan offer .
  • On: Dec. 1, 2016, 5:35 p.m.

Dear Michael Nelson.

I am a private lender who helps people out of poverty.

I can lend money to people in the following areas:

- Financial Loan

- Mortgage Loan

- Investment Loan

- Car Loans

- Debt Consolidation

- Acquisition of credit

- Personal Loan

The loan can be for up to Ā£ 5000,000.

The maximum repayment term is 30 years.

Before you receive the loan, you sign a contract done by my lawyer.

If you are really in need, please contact
me for more information.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Loan offer .
  • On: Dec. 1, 2016, 10:50 p.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Matthew Nelson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Loan offer .
  • On: Dec. 2, 2016, 10:48 a.m.

Send this information:

Requested amount of the loan: ..............................

The duration of amortization. : ........................................

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Loan offer .
  • On: Dec. 2, 2016, 3:56 p.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Matthew Nelson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Hello dearest,
  • On: March 20, 2017, 6:36 a.m.

Hello My Lovely One,

I thank you for your message to me which is a response to mine. I want you to know that I am a good and lovely girl who want to have serious man as my partner. I am 25 year old girl and still a virgin. I am now very serious about my relationship because I thought that I have reached the age to find my partner as well. Dearest you know that age does not matter what matters is your love to me.

I am not pleased living in Africa here because of our political instability. I am working with Gold company in Burkina-Faso but we are having our Stock in Ghana as Head office of the company.

My only problem is that those who proposes to me are Africans as I don't have time to stay on sites on internet. But I just saw your name on Guest book and decided to email you and now you answer me. I know that God has something doing. So I want you to reply me and tell me your likes and dislikes because I don't want to go against your WILL as we move forward now. We should learn and respect each body's wishes. I am a virgin and know you will be good and kind to me even in our first day of meeting.

Thanks and God Bless you baby. Please I will like to know what I will be calling you that you love most.

Yours Sincerely,
Lucuia

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hello dearest,
  • On: March 20, 2017, 1:20 p.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Matthew Nelson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Hello dearest,
  • On: March 21, 2017, 8:20 a.m.

Hell Sweetie,

Example of what and what what look like? Let me understand you well baby

Lucia.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hello dearest,
  • On: March 21, 2017, 6:18 p.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Matthew Nelson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Hello dearest,
  • On: March 22, 2017, 5:12 a.m.

Hello My dearest,

Good morning and how are you doing? Baby you know that every thing is in your hands what I know is that I am ready for you and will be happy if you can come here for us to see for the first time or help me come to you baby I loves that

Lovely One
Lucia.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hello dearest,
  • On: March 22, 2017, 8:31 a.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Matthew Nelson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Hello dearest,
  • On: March 23, 2017, 7:14 a.m.

Hello Honey,

Good Morning baby thanks for your message. I am very grateful baby I love you so much. Honey My contact phone number is +233560902175 I will be very happy to hear your lovely voice that will make me more loved and we discuss I need you now and need to finalize and start coming to you baby

You know that every thing is in your hands now and I need to know our plan so that we start our living together baby. I love you

Lovely Wife
Lucia Miriam.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hello dearest,
  • On: March 23, 2017, 9 a.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Matthew Nelson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Hello dearest,
  • On: March 24, 2017, 7:37 a.m.

Hello My Love,

Good Morning and how is your health? I know that you are fine for me I am fine too. Honey there is a letter I received yesterday through our mail box. This Letter is stating about my late parents inheritance Which they have in Cambodia.

Actually I had knowledge of the inheritance of the Fund but I did not have the documents till now my father's Attorney mail me the letters with the documents and demand that I should apply for it.

I want you to see the mail letter now baby so that you know what next we need. Kindly let me know baby because I will like you as my man to apply for it and once it is transfer to you then you send me money for my traveling papers. Let me know now baby or I will apply for it and arrange for immediate transfer to you immediately

Advise me my love I am now at your mercy.

Your Lovely Wife
Lucia.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hello dearest,
  • On: March 24, 2017, 3:01 p.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Matthew Nelson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Hello dearest,
  • On: March 27, 2017, 10:51 a.m.

Hello My Love,

Good Morning baby. How was your weekend? Hope you did spent it well baby I really missed you dearest. Honey for your question on how we shall proceed I want to suggest that you I will give you contact of the Manager so that you discuss with him and tell him that you are my husband and wait and see what he will say and ask him any question you want to be sure baby

Thanks as I am waiting for your reply.

Yours Lovely
Lucia

Spammer

  • Subject: Dear Mr. Mathew Nelson. Are You The Real Owner Of This Email Address?
  • On: March 27, 2017, 11:23 a.m.

Dear Mr. Mathew Nelson.

Good Morning to you from Alhaji Ahmed Idris from Accra Ghana. After our
official swearing in and we resumed Work as Auditor in charge of Foreign
Files. I came across your file which is marked red X indicating that you
have not received your payment of $1.5 million Winning Compensation from
West Africa Countries.

Therefore, I called you to know if you are the right person and I also told
you to send me your email address on sms to prove to me that you are the
real owner of the email address but may be you are not sure of what I am
saying therefore I decided to contact you on email as well to prove to you
that I have all your data in your file here.

I am a brother Muslim in Islam and whatever I will tell you depends on
truth and love of Islam. Therefore, I want you to reply if you are the real
owner of this email address.

Thanks and Allah Bless you

Spammer

  • Subject: Dear Michael Nelson Are You The Real Owner Of This Email Address?
  • On: March 27, 2017, 11:32 a.m.

Dear Michael Nelson

Good Morning to you from Alhaji Ahmed Idris from Accra Ghana. After our
official swearing in and we resumed Work as Auditor in charge of Foreign
Files. I came across your file which is marked red X indicating that you
have not received your payment of $1.5 million Winning Compensation from
West Africa Countries.

Therefore, I called you to know if you are the right person and I also told
you to send me your email address on sms to prove to me that you are the
real owner of the email address but may be you are not sure of what I am
saying therefore I decided to contact you on email as well to prove to you
that I have all your data in your file here.

I am a brother Muslim in Islam and whatever I will tell you depends on
truth and love of Islam. Therefore, I want you to reply if you are the real
owner of this email address.

Thanks and Allah Bless you

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hello dearest,
  • On: March 27, 2017, 10:11 p.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Matthew Nelson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Hello dearest,
  • On: March 28, 2017, 7:41 a.m.

Hello My dear,

Thanks for your message. This is because I cannot leave the Fund and start coming to you rather I want you to receive it and and prepare my traveling documents to meet you but if you can use your own money and get me the papers that will be great.

This is the reason I want you to get th fund because you need to receive it then I arrive and start my education under your care.

Lovely One
Lucia.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hello dearest,
  • On: March 28, 2017, 11:30 a.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Matthew Nelson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Hello dearest,
  • On: March 29, 2017, 6:57 a.m.

Hello Honey

Should I give you the contact of the Person in charge so that you speak with him and see how we can proceed immediately because we really need it baby I love you baby

Yours Lovely Lucia.

Spammer

  • Subject: Your ATM visa card Discovered in post office
  • On: March 29, 2017, 7:32 a.m.

Your ATM visa card Discovered in post office

Greetings,

Iā€™m Mr.Franklin David,the new appointed Postman of Regular Mail Post Office branched at Cotonou Benin. I assumed this office on 25th, November, 2016.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hello dearest,
  • On: March 29, 2017, 3:29 p.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Matthew Nelson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Hello dearest,
  • On: March 29, 2017, 9:13 p.m.

Hello Dear

What do you want us to talk I am here call me +233560902175

Lovely Lucia.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hello dearest,
  • On: March 30, 2017, 12:20 a.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Matthew Nelson
CEO, MNesty, LLC