The colloquy of Brittany Kaufman

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Brittany Kaufman and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: Pepsi Award Winner dtvpxpze
  • On: May 10, 2017, 7:17 a.m.

Congratulation you have been selected to accept The Pepsi Refresh Project Awards $1.3 Million to Support the Public's Favorite Ideas to Refresh the World. To claim please kindly email your details.

Full name:.......................................
Address:.........................................
Age:.............................................
Sex:.............................................
Nationality:.....................................
Marital Status:..................................
Occupation:......................................
Home Telephone:..................................
Mobile Telephone:................................
E-mail address:..................................

Once again congratulation and we look forward to finalize your claim.

Mr. Mark J. Paul
Email: [email protected]l.com

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Pepsi Award Winner dtvpxpze
  • On: May 10, 2017, 10:42 a.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Brittany Kaufman
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Greetings my great pen-friend
  • On: Oct. 15, 2018, 2:06 a.m.

Good day friend. Do you have an understanding of exactly what im writinghere to you, can you understand The english language? I wished to get toknow you much more, it is not specified from which nation you're comingfrom in your page nor it does not mention anything about how old youare.I'm seeking a truly serious guy, not any younger as compared to myself.So how old are you? A bit about me, I am thirty-five years old, I live inAbkhazia. I am Liana, and I also like any time people call me Flora. I amsingle, I do not have children as well as was never engaged. I want to meeta man with who I will watch movies in a theater, go walking in the park,have dinner time with each other right after job, arise each morningtogether with each other with smooches. I seek my everyday life lover andbe together with him my entire life, the one who would like to meet agirlfriend or spouse to build a true relationship.If our needs overlap,please send me your shot and reply, and then we can continue our chat ingreater detail. Remember to deliver your picture, and here is my own also.Lianchika,

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Greetings my great pen-friend
  • On: Oct. 15, 2018, 12:06 p.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Brittany Kaufman
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hello Dear!
  • On: Oct. 15, 2018, 9:48 p.m.

Greetings my dear mate! It's interesting to get to know you. You lookingso beautiful.I'm looking for a decent man with serious intentions for reallove and relationship, i'm not looking for entertainment.My goal to meet aserious man for a joint purpose in life.I have a beautiful name Kateryna, Iam 33 y.o. I am not married and have no children.How old you are? If you'reyounger than me, you can respond to this letter.I'm right that you live?Iam from a country called Ukraine, i hope to get to know each other betterwill not be a big problem.In my letter i sent you my photo, i will alsowait for your photos, they can tell me more about you.If our goals do notmatch, please ignore this message. I hope that our goals are the same andyou are looking for a soulmate, and we will continue our dialogue moreclosely.With regards, Katerynushok!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hello Dear!
  • On: Oct. 16, 2018, 2:35 a.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Brittany Kaufman
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Good DayCharming.
  • On: Oct. 23, 2018, 7:18 p.m.

Hi gentleman, My name is Evgeniya. I am Russian and I'm thirty-five yearsold. Just to give you some information about my life: I work as a medicalassistant at state clinic.I apologize for disturbing you. I don't want toseem officious but I search for a serious relationship, beginning fromInternet and passing to real life. If you have no similar desire, youbetter not respond.If instead you find me attractive and would like me tomail you my photo or more pictures, just let me know.I'd kindly ask you totell me more about your city and share your photo with me. Hope that thisis your real name! Like I said, I only search for authentic relationshipsand hope to build something meaningful with you.
If you areinterested in me, please answer ONLY to my regular mail box:[email protected]
Kind regards, Evgeniyushulya.

Spammer

  • Subject: Whether you know? What was it not simple to write to you the first?
  • On: Oct. 24, 2018, 12:21 a.m.

Hi from country Russia!
I daresay you met situations in your living when you get sad.
Just now I have myself lonely.
My colleague told me that I must get dating and this stop I chose to act.
I'll speek thou regarding myself I am 27 years old.
Height is 168 cm tall.
My weight 53 kg .
My dream is find real tenderness and hero of for life.
I not have addiction and keep on sports. I not won't speek just now my name because little shy.
Supposing thou reply at that time I will say my name.
If ye do not want to talk at that time only say to me nix. Apparently it is my life.
Waiting for your answer, when if you're interested my letter!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Good DayCharming.
  • On: Oct. 24, 2018, 4:50 a.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Brittany Kaufman
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hi my awesome friend!
  • On: Oct. 28, 2018, 12:26 a.m.

Good DayDarling, On this mid autumn time, I am happy to start a newacquaintance. A romantic and single lovely woman e-mails you with an eye tocreate a real connection. I'm looking for a true manwho be in greatnecessity dating. I am ready to an interesting dialogue. I know that wewill be interesting collocutors and closefriends. Write to me at my privatee-mail. Send you kind kisses, your Olgushka!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hi my awesome friend!
  • On: Oct. 28, 2018, 9:27 a.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Brittany Kaufman
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Good day
  • On: Oct. 30, 2018, 10:52 p.m.

Hi I'm Natalia. I am extremely pleased to meet up with you.It looks likeyou are thinking about the reason why I wrote to you.I actually would liketo state that I am in search of a male as well as happiness. Could be youare the person which will cause me to feel satisfied.This is precisely whatI'm missing. tend not to find me childlike. I do believe that I can be veryhappy)Allow me to say point out that I came into this world as well asspent all my youth in Byelarus. Although I've been currently in Russianfederation just for a while.And so at this moment I am thirty-five years ofage. Exactly how old are you? Have you been looking for a girl just whowill likely make you personally happy?I'm sure our goals are similar. Itappears in my opinion we should try to begin our interaction.I am gratefulto discover your images and also study your own personal life. Pleasereply. Natalyoka.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Good day
  • On: Oct. 31, 2018, 8:20 a.m.

Hi,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

Brittany Kaufman
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Guten tag mann
  • On: Nov. 3, 2018, 2:08 p.m.

Salutti sehr geehrter freund, Wie geht es das Leben? Meine Eltern gabenmir den Namen Tatiana. Ich habe Ihre E-Mail-Adresse in ein Online-Datingherhaben. Neulich habe ich auflosen, die Dienste einer Braute Agentur imInternet zu verwenden. Ich suche eine ernster mannlich fur einergemeinsames Leben. Ich hoffe, dass du daran willst, unsere Kommunikationweiter. Mogen Sie mein Fotografie? Mogen du mein Gestalt? Falls Siewunschen, kann ich Ihnen mehr von meinen Photo verschicken. Ich sehr hoffe,du bist kein Weirdo und Sie wirst mich kein nach nackt Photo fragen. Ichbin ein gehorig Frau, und ich werde nie entblosst Fotos absenden. Ich mussnochmals akzentuieren, das ich ausschliesslich an einer serios Verhaltnisbrauche. Bittschrift sag mir grosser uber dein Leben. Wie heissen Sie? Woleben sie? Wie Alter bist du? Ich werde mich darauf freuen dein Schreibenzuruckerwarten. Tatyanushok,

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Guten tag mann
  • On: Nov. 3, 2018, 3:36 p.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Brittany Kaufman
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Greetings my dear pen-friend.
  • On: Nov. 10, 2018, 3:51 p.m.

Hello charming man, How are you today? I believe you are OK and you willbe happy to answer me. I am enourmously glad that IТve got an opportunityto to get in contact with you. I am Natalya. Probably you have guessedwhere I am from by my name. I live a big picturesque country Russia. I am33. Im searching for a man for true fellowship and possibly for meaningfulrelations. If you find me attractive and got interested in me, I will beglad to see your answer. I hope you will not let the lonely girl to getbored. I will impatiently wait for your letter as soon as may be. If youreply to my letter, I will provide you with more pictures of me. So wecould see each other better and get to know each other better. I hope youwill also send me your picture and tell me about yourself. IТd like tolearn more about you. I wish you an excellent day and good spirit. I amwaiting! Have a very gоod dаy, Natalyunyka

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Greetings my dear pen-friend.
  • On: Nov. 10, 2018, 7:57 p.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Brittany Kaufman
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Good afternoon man,
  • On: Nov. 15, 2018, 8:41 a.m.

Good evening. What is your doing? I've never in the past met in theInternet, but now determine to attempt! I want to get to know you better!I'm want to meet a man for love relationship! I desire to get acquaintedwith a man! I want to belive you are a free person and you will be glad tomake the acquaintance with me. I've serious intentions! Friends call meTatyana. I am a kind and gentle person! I do not have detrimental wont. Ilike fitness. If you're wish continuing our communication, then I 'll tellyou more information about my life! I expect you will write me soon! I'mwaiting impatiently, Tatyanulya!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Good afternoon man,
  • On: Nov. 15, 2018, 1:48 p.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Brittany Kaufman
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hi my new friend.
  • On: Nov. 16, 2018, 11:17 p.m.

Hi my awesome friend. Probably, you amazed, having received letter fromme. We do not know you, but I want correct this situation. I want meetfirst. My name is Anya. As your name? How old are you?To me thirty-three. Iam the most ordinary woman who wants being happy. I dreaming gain love yourown. I want to reciprocity.I good-natured, true, affectionate. Sometimes Ican be very trusting.I finished University, and I have higher education. Atthe moment, I work.I love do sport be in nature. I do not have bad habits.Love books. And still I am very good cooking.However, for completehappiness, I donТt have a man next to me. And I intend become acquainted.Maybe you are my Destiny?I would like to know you better. I am interestedin everything about you. And I hope we will continue to talk further.Withthis letter I send. I will be happy if you like me. And if we willcommunication with you, you will have more of my new photos.I want to wishyou a have a wonderful evenings, and I will wait for your letters.Bestwishes, Annchik

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hi my new friend.
  • On: Nov. 17, 2018, 12:19 a.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Brittany Kaufman
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Salutation.
  • On: Nov. 17, 2018, 9:55 p.m.

Good afternoon I hope all is well. I was given your email. So, I amwriting to you because you like me are seeking a serious relationship andpossible meeting in real. If this is not true, please ignore this. Just donot waste your time please. However, if you would like to meet a niceRussian woman, I am here and hope to see your reply asap. I am not reallygood at writing about myself but I will give it a shot. Perhaps you think Iam too crazy coz I want to make a connection via Internet. I would say thatthese things start small. What do you think?. Sorry I have changed thetopic and even forgot to introduce myself. It's tactless of me. My nameIrina, I am twenty eight and I live in Russia, Syktyvkar. I don’t want tobother you now, so I will tell you more about myself later, of course if Ihave your letter. However my photo is attached to this email so that youcan see me. Hope you will like it. To tell the truth this is the first timeI write to a man I never see. Therefore, I am a little bit aroused. I'mashamed to say that my palms are sweaty I am looking forward to your replyat your earliest convenience. Irinusenka,

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Salutation.
  • On: Nov. 18, 2018, 6:24 a.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Brittany Kaufman
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Home based job!
  • On: Nov. 20, 2018, 1:27 a.m.

Good morning. This is Ricardo Christian and I work as a HR Manager at anenterprise named FIX, LLC. We now have vacancy for VIP Assistant. So we arelooking. After reviewing your profile we found it quite impressive andwould offer you to be a part of friendly group. So, I am going to explainyou all about Personal VIP Assistant. We want you to maintain the bestquality of the work you will be doing as a Personal Virtual Assistant.Belowmentioned are your job responsibilities while you will be working with us:- preparing, assembling and inquiring - Data entry and project research asneeded using the Internet ex: – Find top 3 money managers that havewritten books with contact phone numbers and addresses - assist withcorporate gifting includes providing thoughtful ideas, locating andpurchasing, wrapping and delivering as including ideas, purchasing anddelivering as needed - Arrangements for VIP or out-of-town guests includesresearch scheduling and booking and follow-up as needed You will be workingfor 5 days a week on regular tasks, mostly from home, you get 2,750.00 asyour monthly salary, $33,000 Annual Salary, bonuses from customers and paidOne month trial period. In order for you to get this oppertunity you needto work approximately few hours a day.Mostly flexible schedule but you mustbe able to answer phonecalls from HR manager between 9AM to 5PM your timeand check email regularly for new projects. For you to fill this positionyou need to be at least 18 years old. We prefer you to be experienced inoffice equipment handling. We can provide unlimited career for efficientemplyess, as a matter of fact a lot of our Senior Managers have startedfrom the position that you are offered. You are required to reply to thisletter, expressing your interest in the position that is being offered, andwe will get speak with you shortly for a brief conversation. We expect youto be ready to work ASAP. Other than that please disregard this email ifyou are not interested anymore. Thank you and have a great day,

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Home based job!
  • On: Nov. 20, 2018, 3:23 a.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Brittany Kaufman
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hello Sweetheart
  • On: Nov. 23, 2018, 8:36 a.m.

Greetings, I am Raikhan.I really believe in a destiny with a happy futurefor myself and that you could become my true sweetheart. I want to be nextto a loving man.I'm searching for a man that can give me hope and love! Ifyou're interested in becoming a part of my adventure and will reply backasap! Your true soul, Raikhanushok

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hello Sweetheart
  • On: Nov. 23, 2018, 5:57 p.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Brittany Kaufman
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Woha my awesome friend!
  • On: Nov. 25, 2018, 3:09 p.m.

Hello my new friend. I want to know how much you are interesting in searchand familiarity with new and wonderful girl? I'm Olga. Iam hope to yourlike my pic. I'm also search man with whom my life will quiet andremarkable. I am very merry, kindly and positive girl. But I am still havealone and yet very tired of that life. So I went to a dating agency andfound you email. Actually, I'm look for real man for a serious relationshipand even wedding in future. Most important is my goal - I wish to look alover for my lonely life! I very much hope that you are precisely this aperson. I will be glad if we will find our common interests and ourfamiliarity is most wonderful moment in our future life. I do not know howmuch you are interested in continuing our conversation therefore in greaterdetail I will write about myself later! I will wait for your answer! Seeyou later, Olgunka,

Spammer

  • Subject: Hello my awesome friend.
  • On: Nov. 25, 2018, 8:37 p.m.

Hello Sweetheart. On this November day, I'm glad to start a new dating. Adreamy and unmarried lovely girl e-mails you with an eye to build a seriousrelationship. I'm looking for a real gentlemanwho lacks love. I am ready toan attractive dialogue. I am sure that we will be attractive interlocutorsand closefriends. Sending you kind kisses, Olyusenka.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Woha my awesome friend!
  • On: Nov. 25, 2018, 10:39 p.m.

Hi,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

Brittany Kaufman
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Greetings my man
  • On: Nov. 26, 2018, 4:26 p.m.

Salutti dear friend! I am in a a search of a serious man, who will bringme happiness.I am thirty four. I'm not interested in an entertainment. I'mnot a young woman, I'm looking for a serious relationship. I 'm trying tobe with someone who I can go to cinema with, explore nature, enjoy thingstwo of us, or maybe create a family. Never have I taken the first step,however I am tired to be alone. I 'm trying to meet a man who's no lessthan thirty five y.old. I'm hoping you're the one who I will be happywith.My name is Evgeniya. I 'm living in Russland. Tell me more aboutyourself.I'm hoping you're interested and that my letter will be noticed.I'm attaching a picture of me. I would like to have your photo too.Lookingforward to speaking more with you. Evgeniyushok!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Greetings my man
  • On: Nov. 27, 2018, 3:22 a.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Brittany Kaufman
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hey hey my great mate.
  • On: Nov. 27, 2018, 4:52 p.m.

Greetings my awesome friend, Respected stranger, I want to read how muchyou are interested in find and familiarity with new and wonderful girl? Iam Anuta. Iam hope to your like my foto. I am also find person with whom mylife is calm and wonderful. I am very merry, kind and positive girl. But Iam still have single and already very tired of such life. So I went to adating agency and got you email. Actually, I'm search for real man for aserious relationship and even marriage in future. Most important is my goalI wish to find a companion to my lonely life! I very much hope that you areprecisely this a man. I will be glad if we will find our common interestsand our meeting is most great moment in our later life. I do not know howmuch you are interested in continuing our talking therefore in more detailI will write about me later! I will wait for your answer! See you soon,Annutuska.

Spammer

  • Subject: Good DayDarling,
  • On: Nov. 27, 2018, 4:54 p.m.

Hello Dear! On this cold time, I am glad to begin a challenging dating. Aromantic and unmarried lovely woman writes you for the purpose of creatinga real connection. I'm in search of a real gentlemanwho needs dating andlove. I am ready to a new chat. I am sure that we will be attractivetalkers and intimatefriends. Send you warm kisses, your Olgulenka!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hey hey my great mate.
  • On: Nov. 28, 2018, 2:03 a.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Brittany Kaufman
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hello Charming
  • On: Nov. 28, 2018, 2:12 p.m.

Good day my dear man I am in a a search of a good man, who will bring mehappiness.I am 34. I'm not interested in a game. I'm not a young woman, Iam interested in a real relationship. I 'm trying to find someone who willtake me to a cinema, enjoy park, spend time two of us, or one day build afamily. Never have I taken the first move, however I don't want to be aloneanymore. I 'm trying to be with someone who's older than thirty-five y.old.I'm hoping you're the one who will bring me happiness.My name is Evgeniya.I 'm living in Russian Federation. And you?I hope you're interested andthat my email will be noticed. I'm sending you my photo. I am expecting tohave a photo of you too.Looking forward to chatting more with you.Evgeniychik!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hello Charming
  • On: Nov. 28, 2018, 9:49 p.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Brittany Kaufman
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: I want to touch you, to your face, lips
  • On: Dec. 2, 2018, 5:39 a.m.

Good morning my friend, If you you do not want to communicate as adults,then you can nothing to answer this letter. My name is Anya, to me 43y.old, I live in the city of Petropavlovsk-Kamchatsky, this is RussianFederation, you can look about him on the cards. I'm looking for a manpurposeful, a man who knows support in everything and worn on the hands.I'm already not a little girl, do not want listen to whining I want topositive. I want to make my man a happy man! I want enjoy life now, becausetime flies very fast. I'm looking for a man of the same age with me or aman over me, but no less than age. I do not want too young man. I need wiseman, so you can do not answer me if you not ready for a seriousrelationship. I will send a response letter only to reasonable and seriousyour answer. Write me more about yourself and waiting on you your photos.Regards, Annusik,

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: I want to touch you, to your face, lips
  • On: Dec. 2, 2018, 6:10 a.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Brittany Kaufman
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hey there my great pen-friend!
  • On: Dec. 6, 2018, 11:24 a.m.

Greetings my new friend. I think that you saw my pictures. My name isElena. I am from Russia. I want to point out that at this moment a lot ofpeople seek love in internet and meet their happiness! I am a single madam.That's why I made up my mind to try to catch relationship here. I hope youwill like me. I am fine, kind and communicative but I am lone. I desire tomeet a man with who knows what he desires. I need only serious dialogue. Idon't waste time on games. If you are interested, I will attach more imagesand tell you more about myself. I will wait for your answer. Elenushka.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hey there my great pen-friend!
  • On: Dec. 6, 2018, 5:06 p.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Brittany Kaufman
CEO, MNesty, LLC