The colloquy of Misty Madden

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Misty Madden and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: Big Data and Hadoop Training
  • On: Dec. 7, 2016, 5:05 a.m.

Big Data and
Hadoop Training

Hello,

Smart analysis of Big Data can be used to drive a business or make
critical marketing decisions. Data analysts who are able to parse and
make
sense of these huge amounts of data are much in demand in the world of
intelligent informatics.

Check out our fabulous Christmas offers!
This festive season, we are offering an EXTRA 5% DISCOUNT for
Classroom Training and EXTRA 15% DISCOUNT for Virtual Classroom
Training!

Use below Coupon Code:
CLASSROOM5 for Classroom
VIRTUAL15 for Virtual Classroom on or before 25th Dec, 2016 to avail
this discount.

Course Fee
Standard Fee: USD 1499 || Early Bird Fee: USD 1199 for Classroom
Standard Fee: USD 899 || Early Bird Fee: USD 699 for Live Virtual Classroom

Upcoming Classroom Workshop Details

Workshop City Workshop Date Early Bird Date
Manila, Philippines 14 - 16 Dec, 2016 09 Dec, 2016
Manila, Philippines 15 - 17 Feb, 2017 31 Jan, 2017

For More information, please click here

Live Virtual Classroom Workshop Details

Our Virtual Classroom is regularly scheduled, taught by expert
instructors, is hands-on, and is delivered to your home or office.

Workshop Date Early Bird Date Timing
12 - 19 Dec, 2016
. Weekday (03:00 PM - 07:00 PM)
14 - 29 Jan, 2017 09 Jan, 2017 Weekend (09:00 AM - 01:00 PM)

For More information, please click here

Deliverables:

3 days or 24 hours instructor-led training
Learn to manipulate, analyses and develop Big Data computations
Course completion certificate will be provided
Learn how to leverage Hadoop frameworks like ApachePig™, ApacheHive™,
Sqoop, Flume, Oozie and other projects from the Apache Hadoop
Ecosystem
To get more information about Agenda & Benefits Click here
100% money back guarantee: If you are not satisfied on deliverables
after attending the first class.

Warm Regards,
Ryan Sara || Business Manager
Email ID: [email protected]
Contact: +65 31583941

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Big Data and Hadoop Training
  • On: Dec. 7, 2016, 5:05 a.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Misty Madden
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Big Data and Hadoop Training
  • On: Dec. 7, 2016, 5:23 a.m.

Hi Misty Madden,

Greetings from KnowledgeHut!

Thank you for your mail.

Your enquiry is being forwarded to my colleague Andrew Dennis, who will
get in touch with you shortly with the details.

@ Andrew - Please provide the desired information to Misty Madden and
discuss further, if required.

Warm Regards,
Ryan Sara
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Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Big Data and Hadoop Training
  • On: Dec. 7, 2016, 6:04 a.m.

Hi Misty,
Thank you for taking your time and writing to us.
We are so delighted to have a quick discussion with you on this regard.
Please share your contact number so that I could contact you on your
preferred time.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Big Data and Hadoop Training
  • On: Dec. 7, 2016, 11:58 a.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Misty Madden
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Big Data and Hadoop Training
  • On: Dec. 8, 2016, 10:29 a.m.

Dear Misty,

Hope you are faring well!
Just a gentle reminder since I've not got any response from you for my below email. I hope I have shared enough information as required in my previous email.

However, I would kindly request you to get back to me with your preferred batch, so that I can block the seat and assist you accordingly. And please note that we can provide you with good discounts on the early bird fees for any upcoming batches which would be convenient for you to attend.
Awaiting for your response at the earliest. For any further clarification, please feel free to revert.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Big Data and Hadoop Training
  • On: Dec. 8, 2016, 10:03 p.m.

Hello,
Sounds great to me. Do you have some hard information about this that I can share with the board?

Misty Madden
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Big Data and Hadoop Training
  • On: Dec. 12, 2016, 2:30 a.m.

Hi Misty,

Thank you for the response.

Please go through below the courtse details.

Course Overview: Big enterprises around the world have found Hadoop to be a game changer in their Big Data management, and as more companies embrace this powerful technology the demand for Hadoop Developers is also growing. By learning how to harness the power of Hadoop 2.0 to manipulate, analyse and perform computations on Big Data, you will be paving the way for an enriching and financially rewarding career as an expert Hadoop developer.

Hadoop 2.0 Developer training at KnowledgeHut will teach you the technical aspects of Apache Hadoop, and you will obtain a deeper understanding of the power of Hadoop. Our experienced trainers will handhold you through the development of applications and analyses of Big Data, and you will be able to comprehend the key concepts required to create robust big data processing applications. Successful candidates will earn the credential of Hadoop Professional, and will be capable of handling and analysing Terabyte scale of data successfully using MapReduce.
From the course:
Understand Big Data and the various types of data stored in Hadoop
Understand the fundamentals of MapReduce, Hadoop Distributed File System (HDFS), YARN, and how to write MapReduce code
Learn best practices and considerations for Hadoop development, debugging techniques and implementation of workflows and common algorithms
Learn how to leverage Hadoop frameworks like ApachePig™, ApacheHive™, Sqoop, Flume, Oozie and other projects from the Apache Hadoop Ecosystem
Understand optimal hardware configurations and network considerations for building out, maintaining and monitoring your Hadoop cluster
Learn advanced Hadoop API topics required for real-world data analysis
Understand the path to ROI with Hadoop

From the workshop:

High quality training from an industry expert
24 hours of comprehensive training Course Completion Certificates
50% interactive and hands-on training exercises using HDFS, Pig, Hive, HBase, key MapReduce components and features, and more

You can also go through below the link of our course brochure which gives more information on course agenda.
http://e.gtolink.in/t/em/5291/1/165920bc-a670-481f-b31e-8e85dbc722c4/1395<http://e.gtolink.in/t/em/5291/1/165920bc-a670-481f-b31e-8e85dbc722c4/1395 >
Please let me know if you need any additional information on this regard.
Looking forward to your response.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Big Data and Hadoop Training
  • On: Dec. 12, 2016, 10:03 a.m.

Hello,
Fantastic, thank you. We're interested in proceeding with this pretty much immediately. What are next steps for you?

Misty Madden
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Big Data and Hadoop Training
  • On: Dec. 13, 2016, 3:31 a.m.

Dear Misty,

Hope you are faring well!
Just a gentle reminder since I've not got any response from you for my below email. I hope I have shared enough information as required in my previous email.

However, I would kindly request you to get back to me with your preferred batch, so that I can block the seat and assist you accordingly. And please note that we can provide you with good discounts on the early bird fees for any upcoming batches which would be convenient for you to attend.
Awaiting for your response at the earliest. For any further clarification, please feel free to revert.

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Big Data and Hadoop Training
  • On: Dec. 14, 2016, 1:31 a.m.

Hi Misty,

Hope you are doing good.

Please could you kindly go through below my email and let me know the status of your participation in our upcoming sessions.
Looking forward to your response.

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Big Data and Hadoop Training
  • On: Jan. 13, 2017, 2:36 a.m.

Dear Misty,
Thank you for the email.
Could you please let me know the number of participants you have to take
part in the session so that I could share the details to you.
We have the next session in Manila on *Feb 15 - Feb 16, 2017* and we
have seats available for reservation.
Workshop Details:
Location: Manila, PH
Schedule: *Feb 15 - Feb 16, 2017*
Instructor: Tarun Suhani, Certified Trainer
Standard fee: USD 1499
Early Bird fee: USD 1199
/*We have attractive group discounts and corporate discounts on Early
bird fee*/
Let me know your availability to take part in the session so that I
could share the further details.

Looking forward to your response.
*

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Big Data and Hadoop Training
  • On: Jan. 13, 2017, 11:56 a.m.

Hello,
That sounds great. What sort of volumes are we looking at? What can you reasonably provide, and what turnaround times are we expecting? We're a pretty agile organization and would like to expedite delivery on this.

Misty Madden
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Big Data and Hadoop Training
  • On: Jan. 16, 2017, 1:11 a.m.

Hi Misty,
Could you kindly confirm if you would like to undergo the Big Data
Hadoop training or Agile training as we are able to provide the training
on both and we will share the details as per your interested course.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Big Data and Hadoop Training
  • On: Jan. 16, 2017, 4:56 a.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, thanks, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? How can it benefit our company exactly?

Misty Madden
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Project Management Professional - PMP training
  • On: March 21, 2017, 1:47 a.m.

Project Management Professional – PMP Training
The Certification is designed to help the participants to gain the internationally recognized Certification from (http://e.gtolink.in/t/em/5291/1/a5c36849-5768-4a00-b02e-ff2a2d52df36/1747) Project Management Professional (PMP)® the Project Management Institute (PMI) ®.
PMP® is a Certification of international standing. Professionals having PMP® Certification foster credibility with the clients for possessing a solid foundation of Project management knowledge, which can be productively applied in the workplace.
Upcoming Workshops
Workshop City Workshop Date Early Bird Date
Manila, Philippines 30 - 31 Mar, 201 23 Mar, 201
Manila, Philippines - 11 12 Ma, 201 21 Apr, 201
Standard Fee: USD 1049 || Early Bird Fee: USD 749
To make your decision easier, we are offering an EXTRA 5% DISCOUNT
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Course Highlights: Get 35 PDUs on completion of 35 hours of training 6 Full-Length Mock Exams featuring 1200 practice questions Course conducted by certified instructor 100 days free access to e-learning modules To get more information about Agenda & Benefits Click here For any assistance, we are always there for you.
We look forward to having you in our program soon
Warm Regards, Knowledgehut Solutions Pvt Ltd.
Email ID: [email protected]
Contact No: +65 31583941

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Project Management Professional - PMP training
  • On: March 21, 2017, 7:25 a.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, thanks, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? How can it benefit our company exactly?

Misty Madden
CEO, MNesty, LLC