The colloquy of Brenda Jenkins

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Brenda Jenkins and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: Kindly Accept My Donation
  • On: Nov. 29, 2016, 7:27 p.m.

Dear Beloved,

Please kindly pardon me for any inconvenience this letter may cost you because I know it may come to you as a surprise as we have no previous correspondence. I am Mrs. Lorraine Dra and I have been suffering from ovarian cancer disease and the doctor says that i have just few days to leave. I am from (Paris) France, but based in Africa Burkina Faso since eight years ago as a Business woman dealing with Gold exportation and Sales.

Now that I am about to end the race like this, without any family members and no child. I have $3.1 Million US DOLLARS in BOA Bank Burkina Faso which i instructed the Bank to give St Andrews Missionary Home in Burkina Faso. But my mind is not at rest because I am writing this letter now through the help of my computer beside my sick bed.

I also have $10.9 Million US Dollars at UBA BANK there in Burkina Faso and i instructed the bank to transfer the fund to you as a foreigner that will apply to the bank after i have gone, that they should release the fund to him/her, but you will assure me that you will take 50% of the fund and give 50% to the orphanages home in your country for my heart to rest.

Respond to me immediately for further details to my private email address: ([email protected]) I have just few days to end my life due to the ovarian cancer disease, hoping you will understand my point.

Yours fairly friend,
Mrs Lorraine Dra
.

PLEASE REPLY ME HERE ([email protected])

Thanks and God bless you.
Your beloved sister in Christ.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Kindly Accept My Donation
  • On: Nov. 29, 2016, 7:27 p.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Brenda Jenkins
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Dear Sir Brenda Jenkins Read Donation Detail,
  • On: Dec. 2, 2016, 1:07 p.m.

Dear Sir Brenda Jenkins ,

Thanks for the quick response and you’re willing to help humanity. I
don't have any child that will inherit this money and my husband is
late based on his wishes before his death he has always promise to
help the needs but death has refuse him to accomplished his desire
right now I am the only hire to his fortune and I am down with cancer
illness even as I am talking to you I am right at the Clinic where I
am undergoing treatment in order to survive as an orphan and I don't
have anybody as my family member, just to endeavor that the name of
God is maintained. I am doing this so that God will forgive my sins
and accept my soul because this sickness has suffered me so much. As
soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the Bank
in Ouagadougou Burkina-Faso and I will send authorization letter that
will prove you as my Next Of Kin Beneficiary of the money that is if
you assure me that you will act accordingly as I have stated herein.

What I need now in your reply is.

1. Full name----
2.Address ------
3.Form of Identification (Scanned copy of your Drivers license or
International passport).
4. Telephone number--------
5.Occupation.

So I can forward it to the Bank Manager, I will tell my Bank Manager
about you and my wish. And I will also send a letter of introduction
to the Bank to introduce you to them as my foreign Beneficiary; I
believe by Gods Grace everything would work out fine.

There are no dangers involved; it is my legal Fund with legal proof

Hoping to receive your reply,

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Dear Sir Brenda Jenkins Read Donation Detail,
  • On: Dec. 2, 2016, 11:04 p.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, can you give me information on how we can proceed with claiming the funds?

Brenda Jenkins
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Dear Sir Brenda Jenkins Contact the bank now,
  • On: Dec. 3, 2016, 12:02 p.m.

Dear Brenda Jenkins,

How are you doing today I am now believe even if I die that you will
accomplish my will more
than I expected may God bless you and give you more knowledge to make
use of my fund. As soon as you claim my fund use it to any orphanage
you wish God will guide you on how to use it.

Am very grateful to write out an Authorization Letter on your name
because, my spirit keeps telling me that you will accomplish my last
wish May God give you the mind/wisdom to fulfill my last wish to His
own Glory. I will also write my last will and testament on your behalf
as soon as you communicate with the bank.

Meanwhile, I have written and forwarded an Authorization Letter on
your behalf to the bank for them to commence the transfer as soon as
they have words with you, the bank Chief Executive Dr Kevin Sawadogo
said that you have to contact their bank so that they will have a word
with you before they will commence the transfer of the funds into your
bank account or any charity organization and the bank agreed pending
when you contact them.

Please I want you to contact the bank right away and hear what the
bank has to say. Below is the bank's contact and the account info:

Bank Name: UNITEB BANK OF AFRICA (UBA)
Gauteng Province, BURKINA FASO.
Bank Chief Executive: DR KEVIN SAWADOGO (UBA )
PHONE : +226 76885375
FAX: : +226 744330464
Email : [email protected]

When you Contact the bank tell them that you are contacting on my
behalf (Mrs. Lorraine Dra the wife of their Late customer Mr.Dra who
deposited the sum of $10.9 million Dollars in a suspense
account with my name as the next of kin.

Please my beloved friend, l want you to take me as you true and beloved sister.

Waits to hear from you and please let me know how it goes with the
bank and less I forget I write you by the help of a Nurse today
because of so many pains in my body.

Yours sister in pain.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Dear Sir Brenda Jenkins Contact the bank now,
  • On: Dec. 3, 2016, 11:27 p.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Brenda Jenkins
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Dear Sir Brenda Jenkins Contact the bank now,
  • On: Dec. 4, 2016, 6 a.m.

Good morning and happy Sunday to you and your family thank you for
your massage you have to do everything possible to contact the bank so
that they will transfer my fund before i die because i am going a lot
of pain right now and i will be going for surgery very soon and no one
knows what will happen if i survive if glory be to God but if not I
all so Give God all the glory because you have promise to achieve the
wish of my late husband.
You can send your phone number to me so that any day the doctor hand
me over my phone I flash you so that you can call me because he
collected my phone and told me not to make communication because of my
condition. He told me that the phone call is affecting my situation
because that he collect my phone and I cannot do otherwise because he
knows better than me.

I beg you I the name of God to try and contact the bank so that they
will transfer my fund to you before I die and also you can call the
doctor and told him that you want to speak with Mrs. Lorraine Dra if
he is in the office I know he will pass the phone to me.
I wait to hear that you have contacted the bank and have a happy
Sunday and also put me in your prayer as you pray to God almighty
today

Thanks your sister in the sick bed

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Dear Sir Brenda Jenkins Contact the bank now,
  • On: Dec. 4, 2016, 9:39 a.m.

Hi,
Could you give me some more information on what exactly these funds are? How does this work?

Brenda Jenkins
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Dear Sir Brenda Jenkins Contact the bank now,
  • On: Dec. 4, 2016, 11:31 p.m.

Dear Brenda Jenkins
Thank you for your question like i told you in the detail i send to
you this fund belong to my late husband who wish that his fund will
be send to the orphanage and the motherless babies home as we don’t
have any children that will inherited his fund and because of my
situation in the hospital which the doctor told me that I have few day
to pass away that is the reason why I want you to contact the bank
immediately.
Contact the bank and told them that I am the one that ask you to
contact the for them to release my late husband fund to you and any
respond that you heard from the bank kindly inform me immediately so
that I will advice you on how to respond to them and any prove that
they bank need from you I will provide it for you.
I wait your respond
Your sister in the sick

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Dear Sir Brenda Jenkins Contact the bank now,
  • On: Dec. 5, 2016, 3:09 a.m.

Hello,
Hmm, I'm afraid I don't understand. What will the funds be used for?

Brenda Jenkins
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Dear Sir Brenda Jenkins Contact the bank now,
  • On: Dec. 5, 2016, 1:18 p.m.

Dear Sir Brenda Jenkins

Good day and how are you doing today together with your family the
wish of my late husband is for you to take 50% of the fund and give
50% to the orphanages home in your country for his heart to rest. The
50% that you will take is for your expenses and for your assistance.

I wait for your massage
Yours sister in the hospital

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Dear Sir Brenda Jenkins Contact the bank now,
  • On: Dec. 5, 2016, 6:32 p.m.

Hi,
Could you give me some more information on what exactly these funds are? How does this work?

Brenda Jenkins
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Dear Sir Brenda Jenkins Contact the bank now,
  • On: Dec. 6, 2016, 4:09 a.m.

Dear Brenda Jenkins

Good morning i hav explain everything to you in my first and second
email to you you can go through them well and you will see how
everything is going to be all that you need to do now is to contact
the bank immediately so that the will transfer my fund to you.

Yours sister in the sick bed

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Dear Sir Brenda Jenkins Contact the bank now,
  • On: Dec. 6, 2016, 3:13 p.m.

Hello,
Hmm, I'm afraid I don't understand. What will the funds be used for?

Brenda Jenkins
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Dear Sir Brenda Jenkins Contact the bank now,
  • On: Dec. 6, 2016, 8:33 p.m.

Dear
If you are not ready to carry out my late husband wish and my desire
you better tell me so that i will look for another person. I told you
that I want you to use the fund for the motherless baby’s home and the
orphanage and also help the poor.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Dear Sir Brenda Jenkins Contact the bank now,
  • On: Dec. 7, 2016, 6:50 a.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Brenda Jenkins
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Dear Sir Brenda Jenkins Contact the bank now,
  • On: Dec. 7, 2016, 10:33 a.m.

Dear Brenda Jenkins

If you want to assist me in gets my fund transferring to your account
you have to do everything possible to make sure that you receive this
fund before the end of this year. Like I told you my doctor that is
taking care of me don’t want me to receive any call because of my
heart condition so it is difficult to know the time you can get me on
phone. I want you to send your phone number to me so that anytime he
is not around I can use the phone number of the nurse that is taking
care of me in the hospital and she is the one that is helping me to
write to you and also I want you to send your picture to me so that I
will know who I want to trust my fund into his hand.
Thanks yours sister in the sisck bed

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Dear Sir Brenda Jenkins Contact the bank now,
  • On: Dec. 7, 2016, 1:35 p.m.

Hi,
Could you give me some more information on what exactly these funds are? How does this work?

Brenda Jenkins
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Dear Sir Brenda Jenkins Contact the bank now,
  • On: Dec. 7, 2016, 10:40 p.m.

I want you to forget about this fund because i can see that you are a
joker i don’t do thing with people that are not serious i don’t want
you to contact me again consigning my fund again.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Dear Sir Brenda Jenkins Contact the bank now,
  • On: Dec. 8, 2016, 5:29 a.m.

Hi,
Could you give me some more information on what exactly these funds are? How does this work?

Brenda Jenkins
CEO, MNesty, LLC