The colloquy of Paul Harris

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Paul Harris and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: Hallo
  • On: Dec. 1, 2017, 6 a.m.

Hallo schatje,

Mijn naam is Ruth, ik ben 26 jaar oud, ik ben een vrijdenkende, openhartige meid, ik ben een van de weinigen die nog steeds gelooft in vriendschap, liefde, vertrouwen en tekenen, ben erg single en klaar om te mengen. ik wil graag je vriend zijn als je het niet erg vindt, ik hoop dat je mijn verzoek niet als vanzelfsprekend aanneemt, voel je vrij om me een e-mail te sturen, ik zal het op prijs stellen als je me wat foto's kunt sturen naar mijn privŠ¹ e-mail, ik kijk er naar uit om snel van je te horen.

Hello dear,

My name is Ruth, i am 26yrs old, i'm a free minded,open hearted girl,i'm one of the few that still believes in friendship, love, trust and signs, am very much single and ready to mingle. i will like to be your friend if you don't mind, i hope you will not take my request for granted,feel free to email me, i will appreciate it if you can send me some pics to my private email,i look forward to hear from you soon.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hallo
  • On: Dec. 1, 2017, 6 a.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Paul Harris
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Thank you so much Paul
  • On: Dec. 1, 2017, 2:21 p.m.

Hello Paul,

It warms my heart to hear from you, my heart accepts you from the very
first time i don't know what you have done to me to make me feel like this,
i am aware of our age difference, i will be 26 years old by next month, to
me age is not a problem at all, age are nothing but just numbers, what
matters to me most is the heart, love, happiness, maturity, i need a real
and sincere friend that i can trust and talk to, i have kept this secrete
for too long i need to open up my heart to you because my heart chooses
you as my helper, Sometimes the world seems to be upside down, things seems
to be so unusual, sometimes i feel like am living in this world all alone.

My heart has been so lonely ever since my parents was assassinated and i
was left in this world all by myself am the only surviving child of chief
John Mawere, my late father was the owner of Guarantee project company but
he was assassinated by his business partner and i was left alone in this
world all by myself, i didn't have any friend or family to look up to and
i was so scared that the people that killed my parents will come after my
life, that was why i left my country to this country i am now, I'm
presently in Dakar, Senegal.
Getting here i don't know anybody or have any where to stay so i was taken
to the Church hostel where i live presently, though here in this hostel i
don't have freedom and the living here is very bad but what choice do i
have, i have to keep myself alive, when i came to this country the first
thing i did was to try and claim my inheritance that my late parents left
for me but i couldn't because of my status here in this country but i
believe with time i will be able to claim my inheritance hopefully when i
get somebody to help me claim it, my inheritance is enough for us to invest
on any kind of business we choose, i like to sing, cook and walk on the
beach, please tell me more about yourself and your country.
I would really love to hear your voice sweetie but is so unfortunate that
i don't have a phone of my own but you can call me with the Rev father' s
phone here in the camp, the number is ( +221 77 974 3 515 ) when you call
just tell the Rev Father that you want to talk to Ruth he will send for
me, i really cant wait to hear from you again my heart really looks up to
you, i hope my present situation will not scare you away or make you
abandon me here, because hard times don't last long, please don't let my
color, distance or our age difference stop you from helping me, this is the
truth of my heart and my real feelings to you, i don't care about wealth, i
just want to live free and happy again, i hope you understand me,
everything will be alright soon, hope you like my pics,
until i hear from you again.

Ruth.
With all my love and trust.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Thank you so much Paul
  • On: Dec. 1, 2017, 8:05 p.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Paul Harris
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Thank you so much Paul
  • On: Dec. 2, 2017, 11:45 a.m.

Thank you so much for your email, in regard to your question, I don't have
any other form of social network online apart from email, but you can also
call me through the hostel phone number that I sent you in my previous
email, did you receive my pictures? why didn't you send me your pic, it
will be nice to know you better, I am new to this, all I need is a real and
sincere friend, I am very lonely here, tell me more about yourself, write
me back soon.

Kisses.
Ruth.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Thank you so much Paul
  • On: Dec. 2, 2017, 2:20 p.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Paul Harris
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Thank you so much Paul
  • On: Dec. 5, 2017, 1:46 p.m.

Hello Paul,

Thank you so much for your great understanding, please don't misunderstand
me, my heart is completely open and honest to you, i need a real and
sincere friend that i can talk with, i have been looking forward to hear
back from you, to me our age difference is not a problem, what matters is
true love and happiness, i have no reason to lie to you, i want to start a
new life with you and see what the future holds for us, i believe God has a
special plans and purpose for everything, i was a year 3 medical student
before my parent were killed, i am from Zimbabwe but now i live in Senegal,
i left my country Zimbabwe after my parent was killed because i was scared
that the people that killed my parent will also come after my life, i was
brought to this country by one Red cross lady, but unfortunately because i
don't know anybody or anywhere here i was taken to the Church camp here in
Senegal where i live now, i am so grateful to the secretary of the Rev
father who help me and let me use the office computer to even write to you,
now she gave me 40 min to use the office computer, it is so cold and lonely
here, i really want to be close to you and i will love to be with you and
see what the future holds for us.

I will really love to take some new pictures for you but i don't even have
a camera here, it will be nice to meet you in person Darling, it will give
us a better chance to know and understand each other better, tell me more
about yourself and your country, how do you spend your day?

I sincerely thank God for giving us this great privilege to communicate
with each other, i sincerely look forward to meet you one day, why cant you
visit me here in Africa, i believe with love and understanding we will make
it and very soon everything will be alright, please don't ever feel bad for
helping me ok, i will never let you down, Please write me back soon ok, i
sincerely look forward to know you better, stay warm ok, God bless you,
kisses.

Ruth.
With all my heart.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Thank you so much Paul
  • On: Dec. 5, 2017, 7:30 p.m.

Hello,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

Paul Harris
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Thank you so much Paul
  • On: Dec. 6, 2017, 2:11 p.m.

Hello Paul,

Thank you so much for all your thoughtful words and encouragement, i don't
know why my heart directed me to you, why can i feel you right here in my
heart, take me as a sister and a friend, i 'm a very simple girl and very
easy to understand, i am completely honest to you, please don't
misunderstand things, but if you don't want to help me please be honest to
tell me, i don't know why i trust you , i feel so comfortable talking with
you about my secrets which i haven't told anyone ever since my parents died
and i believe my secrete is safe with you, i believe my heart directed me
to you for a reason and i can feel it so strong in my heart, i know it
maybe difficult for you to understand, i am from Zimbabwe but i live in
Senegal now, my late father was the owner of guarantee project company, my
father was assassinated by his business partner out of jealousy am writing
you the letter with tears in my heart that is coming out of my face, i am a
very shy girl and i don't like to ask for favor, i have always have all
that i wanted in life, but i didn't know i will ever see my self in this
kind of situation that i cannot even help myself, but i thank God for bring
you to my life and i trust in God that everything will be alright, i wish
my parents was still alive to see what i am going through here.

Life is not too good for me here in this camp and i couldn't claim my
heritage because am a Refugee here,Please i honestly need your help and i
am trusting you that you will not betray me or hurt my feelings, I couldn't
claim my inheritance because i cant have an account here as a refugee and
i don't have freedom being a refugee, Please i need you to help me from the
button of your heart,
I need you to help me claim my inheritance from the bank, i can instruct
them to transfer everything to you over there in your country, once i
write an application to the bank they will transfer all my late parents
assets to you over there, sorry i never told you that my late parents are
very rich and i am their only Child and the sole beneficiary of all their
assets, before my father died he deposited the sum of ( $5.7m, five million
seven hundred thousand dollars ) in a bank at United Kingdom, but i have
not been able to claim it because of my status here as a refugee, i have
never told anybody about this here, i have all the original documents that
my late parents used to deposit the money here with me, please sweetie this
is my life and am trusting you with it, please i beg you in the name of
God almighty don't betray me, that is all i have, and it is enough for us
to live and invest on any kind of investment we wish.

Secondly i want you to get me out of this camp as soon as the transfer is
done because the living here is very bad and i have been having Malaria
fever for the past days but they cannot take care of me because they cannot
afford my medicine and i don't have any money with me here now things are
really difficult for me.

I spoke to the Rev father( priest) about how i can leave this refugee camp
and come to you in your country, he said i need a traveling passport, which
he said it will cost 330 euros, and he also said i will need a letter of
invitation from you, he said if i have the money for the passport it will
take 3 working days for me to get my passport, but the problem is i don't
have that money now because of my situation and i have not claim my
inheritance, please i will need your help.

Even the feeding here is not healthy and sometimes they feed us just once
in a day and i cant afford buying what i want because i cant afford it
now, please Honey my heart really looks up to you, please help me from the
button of your heart, i am in teas witting you this letter because i have
never been this open to anyone ever since my parents died. will your
family accept me? will i be safe in your country?
i promise to put a smile on your face sweetie, you are the only one i have
i want you to accept me as a friend and a sister, i don't have any other
family i want to start a new life, but the situation am facing here right
now is really difficult for me, i wait until i hear from you again, until
then.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Thank you so much Paul
  • On: Dec. 6, 2017, 8:18 p.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Paul Harris
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Are you prepared for the christmas rush?
  • On: Nov. 19, 2018, 8 p.m.

Hello Philip,
Thank you for your email!

I'd love to give you some more information on the system, but first I'd
like to know exactly what kind of business you're running and what your
needs are? :)

We have a lot of different functions that can cover the needs of basically
any kind of practice - from doctors to hairdressers, and many other
professions! Especially our Online Booking module as well as our online
payment solution are very popular, because they can make sure that your
billing runs completely automatically.

--

Med venlig hilsen,

*Johanne Volkmann*

[email protected]
Hjemmeside: https://www.terapeutbooking.dk
System: https://system.terapeutbooking.dk
Philip Harris on November 19, 2018 at 3:44pm wrote:

Hello, Can you give me some more info about what you're offering?
Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?
Philip Harris CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Are you prepared for the christmas rush?
  • On: Nov. 20, 2018, 3:33 a.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Paul Harris
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Re: Are you prepared for the christmas rush?
  • On: Nov. 21, 2018, 12:39 p.m.

Hello Paul,
What price are you thinking of, when you write that it would not fit into
your budget? Do you mean the offer of two free months? :)

I'd love to work something out with you!

--

Med venlig hilsen,

*Johanne Volkmann*

[email protected]
Hjemmeside: https://www.terapeutbooking.dk
System: https://system.terapeutbooking.dk
Paul Harris on November 20, 2018 at 4:34am wrote:

Hello, Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in
our budget. Is there anything better you could do? Paul Harris CEO, MNesty,
LLC

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Re: Are you prepared for the christmas rush?
  • On: Nov. 21, 2018, 11:57 p.m.

Hello,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

Paul Harris
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Hallo
  • On: Sept. 9, 2021, 9:20 a.m.

Hello Paul Harris,
I'm happy to inform you about my success in getting the fund
transferred under the cooperation of a new partner from Honduras,
Presently I am in Honduras for my studies here. Meanwhile I didn't
forget your past efforts and attempts to assist me in transferring
this funds despite that it failed us some how but that is by the way.
Now before i left Africa for Honduras, i left a ATM visa card, which
worth ($350,000.00 US Dollars) Three hundred and fifty thousand
dollars which I kept for your compensation for all the past efforts
and attempts to assist me in this matter at that time.

I left the ATM visa card with the new reverend father rev. Samuel
Akpan his email is ([email protected]) so what you have to do
is to contact him and ask him about the visa card. I want to inform
you that bank has install the money into the ATM VISA CARD, I
appreciated your efforts at that time very much. So feel free and get
in touched with Reverend Samuel Akpan and instruct him where to send
you the ATM visa card.

Please do let me know immediately you receive it so that we can share
our joy after all the sufferings at that time. In this moment,I am
very busy here because of the school which me and the investor are
having at hand so i might not be having time to check my email.
Therefore feel free to get in touch with him and he will send the ATM
visa card to you without delay.
Take care and bye for now.
Yours friend
Ruth

On 12/1/17, Paul Harris <[email protected]> wrote:
> Hey there,
> Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more abo=
ut
> your offer?
>
> Paul Harris
> CEO, MNesty, LLC
>
> On 01/12/2017 06:00 AM, Ruth Mawere wrote:
>> Hallo schatje,
>>
>> Mijn naam is Ruth, ik ben 26 jaar oud, ik ben een vrijdenkende,
>> openhartige meid, ik ben een van de weinigen die nog steeds gelooft in
>> vriendschap, liefde, vertrouwen en tekenen, ben erg single en klaar om t=
e
>> mengen. ik wil graag je vriend zijn als je het niet erg vindt, ik hoop d=
at
>> je mijn verzoek niet als vanzelfsprekend aanneemt, voel je vrij om me ee=
n
>> e-mail te sturen, ik zal het op prijs stellen als je me wat foto's kunt
>> sturen naar mijn priv=D0=B9 e-mail, ik kijk er naar uit om snel van je t=
e
>> horen.
>>
>> Hello dear,
>>
>> My name is Ruth, i am 26yrs old, i'm a free minded,open hearted girl,i'm
>> one of the few that still believes in friendship, love, trust and signs,
>> am very much single and ready to mingle. i will like to be your friend i=
f
>> you don't mind, i hope you will not take my request for granted,feel fre=
e
>> to email me, i will appreciate it if you can send me some pics to my
>> private email,i look forward to hear from you soon.
>

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hallo
  • On: Sept. 9, 2021, 7:57 p.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Paul Harris
CEO, MNesty, LLC