The colloquy of Bradley Murphy

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Bradley Murphy and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: UBA DIPLOMATIC CASH DELIVERY VERY URGENT
  • On: Dec. 2, 2016, 7:48 p.m.

UNITY BANK FOR AFRICA
BENJAMIN DOUGLAS
PRIVATE EMAIL;professor_ DOUGLAS ([email protected])
BANK EMAIL;([email protected])

IMMEDIATE CONTRACT CASH PAYMENT NOTIFICATION

ATTENTION:BENEFICIARY

UBA DIPLOMATIC CASH DELIVERY VERY URGENT.

WE HAVE RECEIVED A PAYMENT CREDIT INSTRUCTION FROM THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT OF BENIN TO CREDIT YOUR ACCOUNT WITH YOUR FULL CONTRACT FUNDS OF $7.5,000,00000 million
US DOLLARS
FROM THE BENIN RESERVE ACCOUNT WITH OUR BANK.(UNITED BANK FOR AFRICA BENIN REPUBLIC )THIS IS TO NOTIFY YOU THAT YOUR FUND OF (FIFTEEN MILLION) US DOLLARS HAVE
BEEN PROGRAMMED FOR
IMMEDIATE RELEASE INTO YOUR NOMINATED ACCOUNT BUT WE CAN NOT TRANSFER THESE FUNDS DIRECT TO YOUR NOMINATED BANK ACCOUNT,

BECAUSE WE ARE HAVING A LITTLE PROBLEM WITH INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUND (IMF) SO OUR METHOD OF PAYMENT IS BY DIPLOMATIC COURIER SERVICE BE
INFORM THAT EVERY ARRANGEMENT REGARDING YOUR CASH PAYMENT THROUGH DIPLOMATIC SERVICES HAS BEEN MADE;

NOTE THAT YOUR FUNDS HAVE BEEN PACKAGE LIKE A CONSIGNMENT AND THE DIPLOMATIC AGENCY HAS TO MOVE DOWN TO YOUR COUNTRY IN ORDER TO DELIVER
THE CONSIGNMENT TO YOUR DOOR STEP.NOTE THAT AS SOON AS THE DIPLOMATIC ARRIVE TO YOUR COUNTRY THEY WILL GIVE YOU A CALL IMMEDIATELY TO
ENABLE YOU HELP THEM TO GET (YELLOW TAG PAPER).

YOU HAVE TO HELP THE DIPLOMATS TO GET (YELLOW TAG PAPER) SO THAT THE CUSTOMS AND IMMIGRATION WILL NOT STOP THEM IN AIRPORT,FOR SECURITY
REASON YOU ARE ADVICE TO FOLLOW THE RULES AND REGULATION OF THE DIPLOMATS FOR EASY COLLECTION OF THE CONSIGNMENT,

YOU HAVE TO BE WELCOME THE DIPLOMATIC AGENT,TO ENABLE THEM DELIVER THE CONSIGNMENT TO YOU IMMEDIATELY,BE INFORM THAT AS SOON AS THE
DIPLOMATIC OBTAIN THE ABOVE NAME CERTIFICATE THEY WILL DELIVER THE CONSIGNMENT TO YOUR DOOR STEP TO REMIND YOU THAT THE DIPLOMATS HAS
A TRANSIT TO NEW YORK AND FINALLY TO ARRIVE AT YOUR COUNTRY AS THE LAST DESTINATION ON THEIR DIPLOMATIC TRAVEL ROUTE THIS WEEK,

MEANWHILE YOU ARE ADVICE TO SEND THE FOLLOWING DETAILS FOR THE DIPLOMATIC OFFICERS TO RECOGANISE YOU WHEN THEY COME TO YOUR COUNTRY

Your Full Name:-------------------------------

Your Complete Address (Physical Address with Zip Code not
P.O.BOX) : -------------------------
Name of City of Residence :---------------------
Country:----------------------------

Direct Telephone Number:
---------------------
Mobile
Number:-------------------------

Your Nearest Airport:----------------------

Occupation:-------------------
Age ---------------------
ID CARD----------------

NOTE: YOU MUST HAVE TO RESPONSE TO THIS EMAIL IMMEDIATELY YOU RECIEVE THIS MAIL TO ENABLE US RELEASE YOUR FUND IMMEDIATELY THROUGH
DIPLOMATIC CASH DELIVER TO YOUR DOOR STET FOR EVERY OTHER THINGS HAVE BEEN PUT IN PLACE FOR YOUR GOOD OK.

WAITING FOR YOUR URGENT RESPONSE

YOURS SINCERELY,

PROFESSOR DOUGLAS B.
DIRECTOR
CENTRAL BANK OF BENIN REPUBLIC
PERSONAL E-mail([email protected])

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: UBA DIPLOMATIC CASH DELIVERY VERY URGENT
  • On: Dec. 2, 2016, 7:48 p.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly?

Bradley Murphy
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: UBA DIPLOMATIC CASH DELIVERY VERY URGENT
  • On: Dec. 4, 2016, 7:26 p.m.

Okay that is what our bank are doing doing to compensate the scam victims
of the world this fund is being release to you only to compensate you and
the only thing we need from you is for you to provide him your delivery
information so that he will complete this delivering to you before December
8 okay
Thanks for your understanding
Douglas

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: UBA DIPLOMATIC CASH DELIVERY VERY URGENT
  • On: Dec. 4, 2016, 10:06 p.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Bradley Murphy
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: UBA DIPLOMATIC CASH DELIVERY VERY URGENT
  • On: Dec. 5, 2016, 12:52 a.m.

Okay that will be very okay for me because we are finalizing everything
here in our office on your behalf

Spammer

  • Subject: Am looking forward to hear from you tomorrow morning
  • On: Dec. 5, 2016, 6:35 a.m.

I will send my phone number to you and I will expect your call tomorrow
because now in our country is very late so I will also text you tomorrow OK

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Am looking forward to hear from you tomorrow morning
  • On: Dec. 5, 2016, 6:35 a.m.

+22962063670

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: UBA DIPLOMATIC CASH DELIVERY VERY URGENT
  • On: Dec. 5, 2016, 7:25 a.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Bradley Murphy
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Waiting your quick response
  • On: Dec. 5, 2016, 11:18 a.m.

once you are done you should let me by mailing me okay

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Waiting your quick response
  • On: Dec. 5, 2016, 3:46 p.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Bradley Murphy
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Waiting your quick response
  • On: Dec. 5, 2016, 4:06 p.m.

Ok can you call me on the number that I sent to you

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Waiting your quick response
  • On: Dec. 6, 2016, 1:54 a.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Bradley Murphy
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Waiting your quick response
  • On: Dec. 6, 2016, 6:36 a.m.

Only that we need your delivery information so that we can make this
delivering to you within this December okay and your phone number

Spammer

  • Subject: URGENT RESPONSE PLEASE
  • On: Dec. 6, 2016, 3:10 p.m.

i think that the only thing there is that you should provide your
delivering info so that we will send an delivering agent that will
deliver this fund to you without any iota of delaying again because
our office are going to close by 18th of this month and if you are not
fast enough the money will enters government pocket so u have to try
and text me back okay thanks

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Waiting your quick response
  • On: Dec. 6, 2016, 5:41 p.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Bradley Murphy
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Waiting your quick response
  • On: Dec. 6, 2016, 6:04 p.m.

We are now ready to send your delivery agent and you have to send me your
address OK

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Waiting your quick response
  • On: Dec. 7, 2016, 1:22 a.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Bradley Murphy
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Waiting your quick response
  • On: Dec. 7, 2016, 7:07 a.m.

Okay it was packaged on a consignment box and we can delay any more because
I told you that our office are will be closed on 18th of this month

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Waiting your quick response
  • On: Dec. 7, 2016, 10:45 a.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Bradley Murphy
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Waiting your quick response
  • On: Dec. 7, 2016, 1:01 p.m.

Yeah then call me am waiting

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Waiting your quick response
  • On: Dec. 7, 2016, 5:01 p.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Bradley Murphy
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Waiting your quick response
  • On: Dec. 7, 2016, 8:27 p.m.

What exactly is what you want?

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Waiting your quick response
  • On: Dec. 8, 2016, 4:08 a.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Bradley Murphy
CEO, MNesty, LLC